When did you first realize that Velma was hot?
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Now post on-model, you sperg
It's the same picture.
One is shaped like a pornstar. The other is shaped like a humanoid pumpkin
T. guy that never see a girls with a thick sweater.
Yes
Somewhat
Okay moron
Now back to plump and pudgy
Guys, why is she doing black face?
That's a self insert stealing Velma's name
stolen valor.
UNACCEPTABLE
since these movies
>Now post on-model, you sperg
it is on model
it's off-style.
never, as you can see here she is ugly and fat nerd. coomer artists lied to you. hell, there are a lot of attractive girls in the franchise but for some reason internet only cares about the ugliest one. congratulations, now she is a carpet muncher
I don't understand the guys calling her fat. I don't think we ever see her without that bulky sweater. During the original Scooby doo. So we have very little idea what's under there.
I found this
looks like a normal girl to me
and still, daphne is thinner
Why is Fred wearing a shirt lmao
Because he isn't a bawd, obviously
yep, not fat
I realized she's unfathomably overrated
everyone seems to forget that she's originally a child that only just hit puberty
Velma's age is so easily forgettable that tons of NSFW artists from around the globe have accidentally drawn underage porn at least one time when they drew her
But I also believe there are people out there that know she's around 15 and don't care because the vast majority do not care. If you get caught you could just handwave the issue by saying your drawing of her is just based off one of the many interpretations of her where she's an adult.
Luckily though their age doesn't really matter beyond a common line every villain calls them by so who cares. I think even the writers forget they're just teenagers
I'm not sure that age is even canon. I don't think the shows ever mention any ages. They're just "teens".
I have a thing for short, pleated skirts and knee-high socks, so definitely found her attractive because she wears those.
When did you realize your generation has lowered its standards to abysmal levels?
Nothing but skinny chicken leg manlets and lanklets and short fat women.
You have become indians. You're disgusting.
I've always preferred Velma over Daphne. I just have a thing for plump white/asian girls with glasses. Meg Griffin is also another one of my cartoon crushes.
Conventionally no, personally yes. Daphne isn’t hot enough to overcome my love of chubby girls, though Daphne in a bikini does things Velma can’t.
I think it was when I saw some thick art of her around 13/14. I wasn't into big ass yet, but the big breasts, short skirt, and I had a short brown hair thing from April O'neil. Off model art helped me realize the truth of thick women.
Thank you r34 artists. You helped awaken my dick.
Come to think of it, have we already reached the point where preferring the supposedly unattractive Velma is the mainstream position while wanting to frick conventionally attractive Daphne is a minority viewpoint?
We've been there for ATLEAST 2 decades I imagine.
Especially if the circles that actually give a frick to vocalize their desire to frick scooby doo characters the same that would likely have nerd girl fetishes ontop of general "not like normalgays" contrarianism in their dna.
Is it really off model when the canon Velma design was changed to look like the rule 34 version over time
Has there been any other instances of this happening? Pretty cool to influence the real world through coomer brain
Why is she wearing one singular large stocking over both legs?
That's her skirt.
Probably the DTV films.
Isn't that her skirt?
It's a tattoo.
Why the hell is Kenny and Doraemon there? They're not CN. Or even WB.
probably easy to fill space with and still be recognizable
Eddie knows what's up
Wonder if the pic is legit. I love when the butt can be perfectly seen through a dress.
100% legit, watch Frankencreepy
wait I thought dat ass was an edit
We're in a golden age where the people working on the shows are also the people who found velma hot growing up, and you can tell by how they draw her now.
>We're in a golden age where the people working on the shows are also the people who found velma hot growing up, and you can tell by how they draw her now.
The toned it down after Zombie Island 2
This, it's pretty funny how Velma has been getting hotter over the years, clearly due to her fanart
Imagine the butt freckles
Did they forget to draw the rest of her dress? It’s like she’s wearing it in front but it’s not covering her back. Maybe one of the more explicit shots
“Forget” sure
think velma played d&d?
Velma isn't into any games.
No, but Daphne probably does. It would fit with each new show loading her up with new hobbies.
>Daphne always rolls with loud, aggressive martial-type characters
>Fred plays a paladin or some other 'authority' figure and bosses the party around.
>Shaggy and Scooby play a sneaky or social git, whoever's less high or not eating is in charge.
>Velma DMs.
She DMs GURPS.
Does she watches cartoons/anime?
reminds me of Scooby Apocalypse
>think velma played d&d?
I think Velma is the kind of girl that would take it a bit too far.
Never. Don't like tiny fat women with glasses, annoying voices in ugly clothing
Never know kakkarin make fanart of her
Nice velma
> https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=5767845
>https://www.deviantart.com/kakkarin/art/Velma-Dinkley-861203089
Be Cool. Unironically I love how snarky she is here but at least she was funny.
Velma was never hot, it was always Daphne who was the femme fatale of the group. Velma was the brains, the stereotypical nerdy girl. The reason you think this way, is because of the miscast of Velma in the movies and THAT scene she had with the leather suit. And I say miscast, because Linda Cardellini is just as if not more attractive than Sarah Michelle Gellar, when it shouldn't have been this way.
So it was either a genuine miscast, or someone behind the production somehow had the hots for Velma and wanted to present her as the best possible girl.
Or here me out, Maybe over the past 20 years there's been a cultural shift to prefer nerdy girls over girl next door types.
Judging from porn, no. Nerdy girls have their place, but otherwise it's either cutesy girl next door or stacies. Daphne, imo and judging from the way she carried herself in the series, is a stacie that is however unusually approachable and ends up becoming a girl next door.
Liking the nerdy girl was and still is a (strong) minority preference. And no, simply wearing glasses doesn't make you a nerd.
Anon, if you judge modern culture from Porn alone, there's something wrong with you.
>I concur with this statment
For me was not only the cartoons but for some comics i get to read as kid; the 70´s ones moslty are stilized in "funnies" style on art and script but others (drawn by Dan Spiegle and others) keep the style and air from the tv series and the mistery comics of the age.
And while Daphne was the "obvious" Sex appeal poster chic they dont hold notihign on velma as well.
It's funny how I can't read this without inserting the laugh track. You can just feel the pauses for laughter after each joke.
>THAT scene she had with the leather suit.
God, no, that dumb thing did absolutely nothing for me. Now, her possessed outfit from the first movie...
There it is. That's it. I forgot about it but this is the moment I started to find Velma hot. Honestly this is pretty good casting for Velma.
>Velma was never hot, it was always Daphne who was the femme fatale of the group. Velma was the brains, the stereotypical nerdy girl
That's the appeal my dude. IDK if it's some sort of beta mating strategy but weird girls(nerds, goths, horse girls, stinky goths, etc) are way hotter to me. Stereotypically pretty girls like Daphne just elicit a "don't even bother" response from both my brain and dick
So you're admitting that you're so incapable of getting a truly attractive woman that your brain and dick even project it onto your cartoons?
This is what I see from all Velma "fans." Just massively overprojected insecurity.
Honestly I think it's more the "alt girl" is stereotyped as more interesting to most people while being pretty much just as hot as the "conventional girl". Like Daphne's interests are shit most guys would never care about, atleast Velma would probably have some cool science shit even if you're not all that smart yourself.
Also don't underestimate a nerd's ability to project onto someone who is literally just an aesthetic to everything they want. Nothing funnier than anons projecting the idea of down to earth tomboy onto literal super models who cut their hair short for a pr stunt and it made their career.
Being less cyncal, not so much insecurity as the ability to imagine she's attractive for more than just her looks.
I'm not sure how anons felt about Velma or Daphne in Mystery Inc, all I remember is Velma was absolutely terrible personalitywise while Daphne seemed to be the only mystery solver with the intuition or ability to solve a damn mystery. Atleast in the beginning.
All of this just reads like coping with insecurity about being able to get with a conventionally attractive girl, which just furthers my belief that the vast majority of people who prefer Velma only do so because she's the more 'obtainable' of the two.
Being unable*
Not sure why the first one gave her a magic skirt like when she was hanging upside down but the second there’s 2 moments where it’s not
A little obvious when she kicks the knight
the one from youtube, thoughts?
its ok
It’s cool it has Fred have more of a connection with velma and she was Kate in life is strange and she looks fine
>miscast
Nah, I doubt it. The original script was full of filthy humor.
>The movie was originally meant to be PG-13 and was cut down to PG after like 3 parents were outraged at a test screening in Sacramento. The studio decided to go a more family-friendly route. Language and jokes and sexual situations were removed, including a kiss between Daphne and Velma. Cleavage was CGI'd over. But, thankfully, the farting remained. I thought at the time the rating change was a mistake. I felt like a lot of teens came out for the first film and didn't get what they wanted (and didn't come back for the sequel). But today I don't know. So many young kids loved those movies, which is pretty cool." - James Gunn
Movies.
>The fact that we'll never see the deleted scene where Velma and Daphne swap spirits by kissing each other
Feels bad bros...
NNNNNNNIGEGEGEGR KYS
Love james Gunn,a nd I love those movies, but I kinda feel like they did Velma dirty. Velma is nerdy, sure, but she's not a gawky dork with no social awareness. I have no idea why they felt the need to make her so painfully stereotypical. Honestly, they did fred dirty too.
She's not. She's a nerd who's interests stop at nerd shit and mysteries. She's not particularly polite or accomadating, she's somewhat condescending and as a person she's just sorta bland. The only reason people put her on a pedestal is because they compare her to Daphne, Who is basically the stereotypical Alpha girl. Of course the normal person could never get a Daphne but a Velma might settle for you. But she wouldn't. Velma's actually got pretty high standards. Also if you've gotta give Velma Gargantuan breasts and an ass that won't quit to get your rocks off, just admit that you don't really like Velma and you just like the "conservative introverted nerd" look. Which, more power to ya, but I'm not convinced anyone likes her for more than her aesthetic.
>She's not.
Imagine being this much of a contrarian.
Originally Velma was the contrarian pick over Daphne. Now we’ve come full circle
True enlightenment is realizing you can like both.
I could never get past Velma's face/haircut, not helped by how much of a snarky b***h modern writers like to portray her as. Hotdog Water and Velma's cousin from Abracadabra-Doo also nail that “frumpy nerd” appeal a lot better imo. She was cute in Multiversus though
>Velma's cousin from Abracadabra-Doo also nail that “frumpy nerd” appeal a lot better imo
Frumpy? In those clothes?
>She's not particularly polite or accomadating
How so? I consider cheerfulness to be one of her main characteristics. Mystery Inc. contrarian version doesn't count.
>She's not particularly polite or accomadating, she's somewhat condescending
I find all of these to be positive qualities. I love women who have strong personalities. Being a women doesn't mean she needs to be a subservient maid. And honestly weak subservient women are incredibly boring to be in a real relationship with.
I feel like I made this exact post years ago.
>She's a nerd who's interests stop at nerd shit and mysteries. She's not particularly polite or accomadating, she's somewhat condescending
Stop! My penis can only get so erect!
I want Velma to sit on my face.
>Have a boner when the whole mystery inc gang onscreen
Oh, that must be for Daphne, since I like redheads
>Everyone but Velma leave the scene, boner remains
What? Oh no! I'm a degenerate!
I always knew.
I always liked them nerdy, curvy, and dirty!
And MI Velma is particularly dirty.
Is she trying to get shaggy to look at her skirt cause she asks him what he thinks of her new bikini but
I think looking under a skirt is still not ok if it’s a bikini under
fookin noice
She’s always looked cute, but in the original series, her voice was so incredibly unattractive that it made her unfrickable.
Marcy's a very lucky gal.
Well, when she's not being gunned down by Nazi robots, at least.
all Linda's fault
when mariedoll cosplayed her.
Zombie Island
>you can't just like a big tiddy nerd
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
com
cute
weird cosplay
How long until she fricks Black folk?
Hopefully soon!
I think she already did in the LEGO scooby doo short
That's disgusting! Where?
Lego Scooby-Doo! Knight Time Terror
when I realized I like the homely, tomboy, nerd girl nextdoor, type more.
They forgot to mention what she wears with the skirt but of course they can’t mention that
Is the height and weight though
>4'9"
I could literally just throw her over one shoulder and walk out.
Since i started watching Scooby Doo. Captcha: RPP2P
When i got older and my standards dropped.
I always preferred Velma, she's cute
when i realized i wanted to look up her skirts, so around the time i was 5
Velma's a butterface in Frankencreepy.
Velma is only interested in Chads.
Sucks that the Supernatural crossover gave Daphne all the sexy scenes...and neither of the brothers were intersted in Velma AT ALL.
>Sam
>Chad
Was this when he didn't have a soul?
Damn right, Velma is for Johnny Bravo.
She wears high heels and and miniskirt was I ever not suppose to?
She wears Mary Janes, Not exactly a high heel. If anything a very tame amount of heel. A low-heel if you will.
Her skirt is remarkably short even in the original though.
So guess who is over now? They keep canceling each show and changing it and this was best one since mystery inc
I always thought she was cute but that crossover with Johnny Bravo had me thinking she was more than cute.
THICC. LEGS.
The rare show where both girls are best girl.
Shut up, chubster. Go get
. Nobody will look at you, Cinemaphilemblr. Fattie fat fat fat mcLarson fatterson. Fat fricking Americans.
>
I hate how people try to make her queer when she's not; spreading mental illness.
damn, looks quite cartoon accurate
When the world wide web became a thing
she is ugly, she has the classic dopey male Hannah Barbara face. the same face fred flintstone, funkey phantom and all other males have. you're not supposed to think she is the hot one so of course contrarians flocked to her for literally no other reason. they then spent decades drawing and commissioning off model fanart. they have even interestingly infiltrated and influenced the animation studios and modern adaptations have now drawn her with curves to make her hot and as well as somewhat feminized her dopey face. so modern velma is kinda hot ..sometimes, and OG velma is without question not attractive. i'll take daphne every day of the week, but i of course am in the VERY extreme majority as much as that fact hurts contrarian velma fans to read.
minority, velma is definitely more popular than daphne. it's not even a contest.
Could Marvelma defeat superman?
some additional context
Shaggy and Velma are broken as frick, please nerf.
somewhat ok for shaggy, but Welma? kali? how they did explain those?
Velma just has a way better outfit. In official material Daphne is usually conventionally cuter, especially in the face department, but her fashion is a travesty. Velma is simple but effective
Isn't it strong evidence of Scooby-Doo's degeneracy that if you asked a large number of people who the hottest Scooby-Doo character is, Daphne would probably come in last?
It’s less about degeneracy and more about contrarianism
>shortstack nerd with glasses in a skirt
My dick needs a Melissa Rauch Velma.
When I learned that she was 14
The bell curve meme seems like it was made specifically for Daphne and Velma.
When did Daphne start leg pressing?
When CN showed her dancing/ twerking.
She isn't.
In the 1980's as a child.
Daphne was supposed to be the "hot chick." But Velma had this little something that awaken things inside me way back then...
Why is there so much seething over people liking Velma?
Probably just a obsessive Daphne fan, pretty sure these kind of threads get started by that same person everytime with the same arguments "huur people only like her because contrariasm, hur dur attainablility"
Can I get a Velma gf? I have a full head of hair but I'm built like Charlie from Smiling Friends. How over is it brehs