I only had a problem with the retconed recruitment of IMF agents and Ilsa feeling pushed out of the movie.
Everything else was top notch, second best MI film only behind Fallout.
The AI stuff and the twists were great, very based and red pilled movie, doesn't surprise me the press buried it a week after launch.
le barbenheimer meme stole fricking weeks from Tom's money for the next ones REEE
also I would eat PomPom's stinky diarrea shit
I just hope the middling box office doesn't affect the setpieces they planned for the sequel. >Delayed to 2025
God, Paramount is fricking moronic, they could jave released MI8 for Christmas 2024, that slot is completely empty.
>I only had a problem with the retconed recruitment of IMF agents
The overt Christian symbolism in the movie including the retcon of IMF offering its agents 'new life' was really unexpected but interesting aspect of the movie. Even the parachute gag that everyone complained about. I think they wanted that moment to look like divine predestination on purpose, since it is clearly a big running theme. There were like a million references to crosses, stuff that looks like churches and stained-glass windows in this movie.
it felt like it was written by AI ironically enough
and the Fresian chick was the only hot girl in the movie
the other one felt so forced she reminded me of that ugly roastie feminist from that nu-Indiana Jones movie
They have done that since at least MI3, and they're open about it. Rogue Nation for instance with the infiltrating the vault with the turbines and gait camera, they said when that was being filmed they had no idea what was in the vault, they came up with it later.
Kind of how action films work I guess.
The plot obviously occurs in places they want to shoot scenes in. >but why would they meet in Venice? >Cos it'll make a good pedestrian chase and fight, obviously
Guess they also had the ideas for climbing the Burj Khalifa, helicopter chase, crashing the Orient Express etc first then plot second.
We all accept that they are going to write the plot around the action they need.
The problem was the writing didn't fit. We have this all powerful entity and then Tom just riding in a boat, chilling on the balcony. It ought to have been more Rogue Nation total undercover mode.
So they make this movie overly long reveling in locations while we just sit and watch thinking...So the entity is just in chill mode right now?
Wanna finish off the MI movies with a bang?
Nah, let's just make the last big one a set up for Ethan's Angels.
Want some super bad ass real life stunts? Sure, but also throw in that clumsy Atwell b***h. Now, instead of feeling the stunts, they looked more unrealistic, despite the clear work put into them. The Fast and Furious CGI stunts ended up more impactful...
They shoulda killed Benji with that bomb. Did the train crash sequence before the bad guy fight and have Ethan drop Atwell cliffhanger style.
Then do the bad guy fight (have to rearrange the train sequence, to have Ethan kill him for Haley's death and the original agent alluded to.
We'd have an unhinged and out of ideas Hunt for the next movie and it would be way more compelling than what we got by the end.
Black dude. Asian lady. White Widow. Pickpocket all team up to do an impossible mission when their recruited to the IMF by Kitrich Hunt. And is Kitrich Hunt going to save their asses at the end with some crazy stunt? You bet your ass he is.
They wrote another movie into their big finale for Mission Impossible. No one wants to see that movie. And it will be retold in the trailer and prologe of the next movie anyways...
It just makes this fricking movie un watchable for repeat viewing.
>anticlimactic
I mean it's a sad but what's anticlimatic about that?
What's the greatest sin? To me it lacked of action compared to MI6 and Atwell was a bit boring idk.
why are half French/Asian women so hot?
I had a gf that was this breed and she looked like Devon Aoki
granted she was a bit crazy but one of the tightest & wettest pussies I've ever experienced and she was 4'11" which was also super hot
there's absolutely no way they didn't make a sex tape
no one would NOT make a sex tape if you get the chance to have sex with a porn star
I hope he sells it online as a retirement plan
I liked the film tbh. The AI thing was dumb and it's name was worse, the Entity sounds more like they're talking about a demon than an AI. Was good fun aside from that though, well paced and good performances.
It looks like she dies in front of Ethan, but there's a scene a little bit after that where the guys chasing Ethan check her and find she's alive but unconscious
It looks like she dies in front of Ethan, but there's a scene a little bit after that where the guys chasing Ethan check her and find she's alive but unconscious
I bet they added the fact she survived in the covid reshoots, after they realised she was a fun character. The whole moment of "wait she's just unconscious, all we need to do is get her to a hospital" felt pretty tacked on
But I'm not complaining, since I'd like to see more of her in the next film
Who is the fourth chick? I watched all the films and don't recognize her.
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the asian chick
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Yeah, from where? I don't recognize her.
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3rd movie
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Oh, that chick, it doesn't look like her in the collage. Her and Paula Patton's kind of blend together for me, they were interchangeable character wise. Also nice trick with panning to a sexy legs shot on the girl to distract from the switch between Philip Seymour Hoffman to Tom Cruise.
Likely, luckily they had not filmed the second film yet as the originally planned back to back, giving them a chance to add her to the sequel properly, but also they make the films up as they shoot them so it will be easy to make her part of the second half.
Hayley's good looking her character just drove me crazy without how many times she fricked over Ethan despite how obviously he was acting in her best interests
>Klementieff's father died of cancer when she was five, and her mother had schizophrenia and was unable to care for children, so Klementieff was raised by her paternal uncle and aunt. Her uncle, whom she described as "like [her] second father", died on her 18th birthday, and her older brother Namou died by suicide seven years later, on her 25th birthday.
I'm something of an expert when it come's to "hapa's" (specifically east-asian / european hybrids) and I can assure you, by almost all metric's "Pom" is decidedly mid.
My only significant complaint about DR was it was clear at a certain point it was Part 1 of 2, so some of the longer action scenes were more filling runtime up than having any particular role in the narrative. Not that they ever have a firm role in the narratives of these films, since they're setpiece based, but the incoming lack of resolution in the plot was apparent after a certain point. I will say I'm not sure why it was as long as it was given it was Part 1 of 2, isn't that the time you could keep it to about two hours to two hours and ten?
My only real problem is that Tom Cruise is now obviously too old for the part, but I really, genuinely liked everything else about the movie.
The first Mission Impossible is a classic action/espionage thriller, but the subsequent movies are very, very hit and miss, I would put this up there with the best of them in terms of overall enjoyment and coherent plotline.
>wow thanks for saving me and marrying me Ethan >now I can fully support you while you save the world >just kidding! I will frick other men and get married because I feel safe knowing you're out there saving the world for me and my new husband! I STILL LUV YOU DOUGH!
why is the American James Bond a cuckold?
This movie had some good potential waifu bait. Too bad it was easily the worst modern Mission Impossible.
I liked it a lot, it's like turbo MI and the set pieces were on another level
There's no way you're a real person being this moronic
Anon, we're talking about Dead Reckoning, not Fallout.
I only had a problem with the retconed recruitment of IMF agents and Ilsa feeling pushed out of the movie.
Everything else was top notch, second best MI film only behind Fallout.
The AI stuff and the twists were great, very based and red pilled movie, doesn't surprise me the press buried it a week after launch.
I just hope the middling box office doesn't affect the setpieces they planned for the sequel.
>Delayed to 2025
God, Paramount is fricking moronic, they could jave released MI8 for Christmas 2024, that slot is completely empty.
>I only had a problem with the retconed recruitment of IMF agents
The overt Christian symbolism in the movie including the retcon of IMF offering its agents 'new life' was really unexpected but interesting aspect of the movie. Even the parachute gag that everyone complained about. I think they wanted that moment to look like divine predestination on purpose, since it is clearly a big running theme. There were like a million references to crosses, stuff that looks like churches and stained-glass windows in this movie.
>dude same copycat manufactured opinion as everyone else
Literally grow a brain my guy
Maybe people feel that way because the movie is bad, Black person?
>le movie is le bad [BUZZWORD]
Kys
True. I had to stop the movie after 24 minutes. Pure boring garbage .
>Paris, Alana, Grace, Ilsa
This franchise is basically a James Bond power fantasy harem anime.
it felt like it was written by AI ironically enough
and the Fresian chick was the only hot girl in the movie
the other one felt so forced she reminded me of that ugly roastie feminist from that nu-Indiana Jones movie
this one was hot and wasn't much of a girlboss though and had massive milkers not to mention she's clearly meant to be part of Ethan's harem
Blind AND moronic
>it felt like it was written by AI ironically enough
The create the setpieces first then do their best to staple together a story around them
They have done that since at least MI3, and they're open about it. Rogue Nation for instance with the infiltrating the vault with the turbines and gait camera, they said when that was being filmed they had no idea what was in the vault, they came up with it later.
Kind of how action films work I guess.
The plot obviously occurs in places they want to shoot scenes in.
>but why would they meet in Venice?
>Cos it'll make a good pedestrian chase and fight, obviously
Guess they also had the ideas for climbing the Burj Khalifa, helicopter chase, crashing the Orient Express etc first then plot second.
We all accept that they are going to write the plot around the action they need.
The problem was the writing didn't fit. We have this all powerful entity and then Tom just riding in a boat, chilling on the balcony. It ought to have been more Rogue Nation total undercover mode.
So they make this movie overly long reveling in locations while we just sit and watch thinking...So the entity is just in chill mode right now?
braindead zoomer
it's top 2
Yep.
Wanna finish off the MI movies with a bang?
Nah, let's just make the last big one a set up for Ethan's Angels.
Want some super bad ass real life stunts? Sure, but also throw in that clumsy Atwell b***h. Now, instead of feeling the stunts, they looked more unrealistic, despite the clear work put into them. The Fast and Furious CGI stunts ended up more impactful...
They shoulda killed Benji with that bomb. Did the train crash sequence before the bad guy fight and have Ethan drop Atwell cliffhanger style.
Then do the bad guy fight (have to rearrange the train sequence, to have Ethan kill him for Haley's death and the original agent alluded to.
We'd have an unhinged and out of ideas Hunt for the next movie and it would be way more compelling than what we got by the end.
Mission Impossible: Alpha Team
Black dude. Asian lady. White Widow. Pickpocket all team up to do an impossible mission when their recruited to the IMF by Kitrich Hunt. And is Kitrich Hunt going to save their asses at the end with some crazy stunt? You bet your ass he is.
They wrote another movie into their big finale for Mission Impossible. No one wants to see that movie. And it will be retold in the trailer and prologe of the next movie anyways...
It just makes this fricking movie un watchable for repeat viewing.
Thank god we don't have you writing movies
Indeed. Than we'd have a real banger on our hands.
>anon's amazing movie is just the movie we got but with random smudges to it
I'm doing my best to fix it with auto-correct not penning my own story.
>After John Wick and Fallout (the last FRICKING movie) let's set a big portion of the movie in Rome... again
It was okay, kinda hard to follow up on Fallout though.
it was boring compared to the 6th one
Sex with Pom in the missionary position for the purposes of procreation
She's buttfrick ugly dude.
Gay
you will never touch a woman, incel
le barbenheimer meme stole fricking weeks from Tom's money for the next ones REEE
also I would eat PomPom's stinky diarrea shit
Whatever you do, DO NOT search Pom Klementieff Manuel Ferrera...
Well that was a bizarre read
HOMEWRECKER
I REMEMBER THAT EBIC MAYMAY
She was cute as hell.
Why does this look entirely CGI
It doesn't
Because you're moronic. It's clearly actually in Italy.
They literally did the fast x and MI scene for scene in italy. Like come the frick on.
they should've had her wear cute white cotton panties for this shot, it would've been pure kino
The random fetish gear she had in this movie was great.
>hold still while i gas you
that's Ilsa
her dying in such a anticlimactic way was the last movies 2nd greatest sin.
>anticlimactic
I mean it's a sad but what's anticlimatic about that?
What's the greatest sin? To me it lacked of action compared to MI6 and Atwell was a bit boring idk.
Not sure who thought killing her twice in the same movie was a good idea.
watch them resurrect her in the last movie as Ethan was only faking so he'd have an Ace up his sleeve with the bad guys thinking she was dead.
Disgusting
GIWTWM
No please don't strangle me with your strong calves while making me look at your toned flat stomach!
>NOO BEAUTIFUL AND ATTRACTIVE FEMALE WITH TONED BELLY AND TIGHT CALVES DON'T STRANGLE ME NOOO
Her abs working while she "strangles" him and pants is one of the hottest scenes in the film.
>that face at 6 seconds
literally me
haha wtf how embarrassing haha what a b***h hahaha
>haha Pom this was great, but let's do the scene again we can do better
>but sir we already did the scene 35 times
>make sure your stomach is bare in this scene ok
>Why?
>For....realism.....
mfw
My wife had no idea why I placed a pillow on my lap during this scene.
>pillow gradually rising up beside wife's head like a totem pole of mockery
all he had to do was tickle her
Did he c**tpunch her?
HEE HEE
an actress who actually puts effort into starring in an action movie? unbelievable
Atrocious, she looks like a toddler learning how to move.
Says the guy who can barely stand up from a recliner without grunting in pain
So you've watched tai-kwon-do before. And she's an expert level black belt. There's a reason other martial artists laugh at it.
>named Porn
>has a voracious sexual appetite and is highly flexible
A bit on the nose isn't it George?
how do I avoid missing those things? people keep making fun of me
Nice
>Woody goes in for a hug
God old people in Hollywood are just so fricking uncomfortable.
Fricking kek I meant Michael Rooker, I forgot which bald guy was in GOTG
A young warthoooog
Do you think she enjoyed Manuel Ferrara? Did she gaped?
pom a cute
jesus christ, just fart on my wiener already!
Her GROIN
HER
GROIN
HERRRRR GGRRRRRROOOIN
could she snip it off if she clenched down there? I'm feeling yes
You're welcome.
this was the point of the webm at which I began to say the phrase "that's it man"
>her shirt buttons up between takes
Raunchier than I expected, a little bit anyway.
Cute
>Trash talks Chris Hemsworth but also wants to bone him in the same video
>Pom pops up in TSS to be hot for a moment
>Daniela pops up in GOTG3 to be hot for a moment
They were filming in northern norway this year so more scenic shots next movie
MI 7 was the only enjoyable movie since Avatar 2. I think cinema is pretty bad but what is good these days is REALLY good. That's something, at least.
why are half French/Asian women so hot?
I had a gf that was this breed and she looked like Devon Aoki
granted she was a bit crazy but one of the tightest & wettest pussies I've ever experienced and she was 4'11" which was also super hot
>she was a bit crazy but one of the tightest & wettest pussies I've ever experienced and she was 4'11"
This is just asian girls.
yeah but somehow mixing nips/chinks with French produces real foxy ones with freckles.
It's unfair how good God made Asian women.
yjk she has a perfect & impossibly tight innie pussy
god yes
you cant wear your pants that low you moronic b***h
2000's rules
and she will inadvertently call you "daddy" in french (if you're white) as she's cumming.
how would she ever get anyone but a cuck after him?
there's absolutely no way they didn't make a sex tape
no one would NOT make a sex tape if you get the chance to have sex with a porn star
I hope he sells it online as a retirement plan
STAYSTAYSTAY
I liked the film tbh. The AI thing was dumb and it's name was worse, the Entity sounds more like they're talking about a demon than an AI. Was good fun aside from that though, well paced and good performances.
>the Entity sounds more like they're talking about a demon than an AI
>also called the Dark Messiah
>inverted cross used as a key
hmmmm... what did they mean by this...
AI is demonic.
Didn't realize she had such great breasts.
Not big but nice nips and a healthy handful
she cute
extremely
noooo don't eat his head!!!!
YJK
WHEN I WAS
A YOUNG KID
WHO POSTED
ON Cinemaphile THROUGH THE SUMMER
TO MAKE THE JANNIES SEETHE
She was incredibly hot in the film. I haven't really seen her outside of GOTG where she's in a lot of makeup.
the only way to save the final movie is for Pom to end up as Toms love interest since she did survive and switched sides because of him.
doesn't she die after telling him about the thing at the end
Got a pulse
On my throbbing dick
It looks like she dies in front of Ethan, but there's a scene a little bit after that where the guys chasing Ethan check her and find she's alive but unconscious
No, she was in bad condition but not dead
I bet they added the fact she survived in the covid reshoots, after they realised she was a fun character. The whole moment of "wait she's just unconscious, all we need to do is get her to a hospital" felt pretty tacked on
But I'm not complaining, since I'd like to see more of her in the next film
as I said her being Ethans love interest is the ONLY way to save the last movie after Ethan being a cuck the entire franchise.
I want her to INSIST that she's Ethans gf now when they meet again.
>after Ethan being a cuck the entire franchise.
>implying
>didn't frick 5 out of 9
>got cucked by 4 out of 9
try again
I know she was not a love interest but a villain but still, should include
reminds me of ivy wolfe FRICK now I need to jerk off thanks anon
Who is the fourth chick? I watched all the films and don't recognize her.
the asian chick
Yeah, from where? I don't recognize her.
3rd movie
Oh, that chick, it doesn't look like her in the collage. Her and Paula Patton's kind of blend together for me, they were interchangeable character wise. Also nice trick with panning to a sexy legs shot on the girl to distract from the switch between Philip Seymour Hoffman to Tom Cruise.
ENHANCE
I need d bad pusy
7/10 8/10
6.5/10 6/10
8/10 5.5/10
6/10 10/10
I honestly can't tell if the anons calling her attractive are trolling or just israeli shills
>gets called out for having shit taste
>"no, it's everyone ELSE who has shit taste!"
look at that man jaw ffs
and she looks like she's 40
Cause she is 40 dumbass.
You're just gay, Hayley is a perfect milf.
>and she looks like she's 40
Hayley Elizabeth Atwell
5 April 1982 (age 41)
London, England
Oh wow you're so cool for not having functioning balls bro
HAHAHA YOU FAAAAAAAAAG
I've had a thing for her since Captain America 1
kys underage virgin
no amount of social conditioning is going to make that ugly hag attractive.
Holy shit
Awful fricking taste
4 and 5 had really small parts, same for Jonathan Rhys Meyer.
the chick from MI3
>goes on one mission
>dies
Likely, luckily they had not filmed the second film yet as the originally planned back to back, giving them a chance to add her to the sequel properly, but also they make the films up as they shoot them so it will be easy to make her part of the second half.
Would you?
Best character in the whole film
I just love the idea of a having a deadly fighter/assassin who also ensures that she looks cute at all times
TO JOIN THE BLACK PARADE
Remember emo kids? This is what they're like now
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Hayley's good looking her character just drove me crazy without how many times she fricked over Ethan despite how obviously he was acting in her best interests
Should have saved Isla not her.
>Klementieff's father died of cancer when she was five, and her mother had schizophrenia and was unable to care for children, so Klementieff was raised by her paternal uncle and aunt. Her uncle, whom she described as "like [her] second father", died on her 18th birthday, and her older brother Namou died by suicide seven years later, on her 25th birthday.
why would they kill themselves on her birthday that's massively fricked up
you're afraid of revealing what makes your dick hard to your own wife??
Are there even any more A+ women that could be added to the next one to make MI's roster of women even more incredible?
Based and Melchiorpilled, though personally I think she should be saved for a Bond film
Lea Seydoux was in MI and Bond both
you could never satisfy her sexually
Most likely, but I could give it a good try!
Hayley mogs
Maybe a decade ago
puffy
This is an unreasonably attractive woman.
she's attractive for a woman past 30.
I'm something of an expert when it come's to "hapa's" (specifically east-asian / european hybrids) and I can assure you, by almost all metric's "Pom" is decidedly mid.
FERRARED.
I'm amazed this movie flopped
Maybe this will wake them up and bring back Ilsa though
Pom will never dominate me and suck my cum out of my wiener with her mouth, pussy and butthole....life is a cruel joke!!!FACT!!!
Cute gals
Nice ears
>Pom jokes about stealing a boyfriend
My only significant complaint about DR was it was clear at a certain point it was Part 1 of 2, so some of the longer action scenes were more filling runtime up than having any particular role in the narrative. Not that they ever have a firm role in the narratives of these films, since they're setpiece based, but the incoming lack of resolution in the plot was apparent after a certain point. I will say I'm not sure why it was as long as it was given it was Part 1 of 2, isn't that the time you could keep it to about two hours to two hours and ten?
My only real problem is that Tom Cruise is now obviously too old for the part, but I really, genuinely liked everything else about the movie.
The first Mission Impossible is a classic action/espionage thriller, but the subsequent movies are very, very hit and miss, I would put this up there with the best of them in terms of overall enjoyment and coherent plotline.
Kirby mogs Ferguson mogs Pom mogs Atwell
is the next movie's writing gonna be just as bad? they shot it all at the same time right?
A BOY, A VERY STRANGE ENCHANTED BOY. THEY SAY HE WANDEREDVERY FAR. VERY FAR..... over land and sea..
>wow thanks for saving me and marrying me Ethan
>now I can fully support you while you save the world
>just kidding! I will frick other men and get married because I feel safe knowing you're out there saving the world for me and my new husband! I STILL LUV YOU DOUGH!
why is the American James Bond a cuckold?
sexy hapa
Dead Reckoning is a solid 8/10 film whose biggest sin is directly following a 10/10.
a sexy b***h
she's gonna be part of the Cruise familia
I prefer the real Paris
When will Pom make a kino with Sarah Gadon?
She's so lucky to have met Sarah Gadon