>real superhero
>goes up on a roof to look for crime. He finds an assault, goes down the fire escape, arrives too late and the girl victim of the robbery yells at him that he is a moron and looks ridiculous.
>gets a net gun to look like Batman. gets stuck on his own trap and calls the police for help. cops laugh at him for one hour and take photos of him trapped before helping him, calling him a moron
>tries to jump from roof to roof like Batman. Falls and breaks his leg
>gets arrested for dealing drugs
He became the villain...
>On January 9, 2020, Jones was arrested for allegedly selling Methylenedioxymethamphetamine (MDMA) to an undercover police officer. At the time of his arrest, police alleged that he and his accomplice were also in possession of about 4 grams of cocaine
What if the police lied and just wanted him off the streets for good, so they made up a fake story?
kino plot twist
Just like they tried to do to Batman to ruin his reputation!
how the frick are you even gonna stand a chance fighting criminals if you dont have meth and cocaine ready to go at a moment's notice? same for the paramedics, welcome to reality
>meth
it's mdma. he'd probably start hugging the bad guys.
You're supposed to save powerups for yourself.
Heroes redemption arc when?
>you either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the bad guy
Truer words that have never been spoken
Imagine being sold mdma by a guy who looks like batman. That's some irl kino right there.
He also created his own Justice League. They were all losers and incels.
Dunno. The two in the front and the guy in green to the right look pretty legit.
the three in the middle look kino
The dude on the far left looks like Ming Chen from Comic Book Men
Secret superhero identities? We got that.
Is the asiatic the Red Star of China?
I've heard legends..
I remember there was another guy that dressed up like batman that ended up on Dr. Phil.
I remember his wife saying that a guy online dressed up like the joker kept egging him on for a fight and he drove like 2 frickin hours to fight him. Joker guy ended up winning lmao.
Why. The. Frick. Was. This. Not. A. Documentary.
There WAS a documentary about some idiots like this. It was sad. It was also lame because it took the side of the wannabe heroes, and it made a reasonable police bureaucrat critical of these idiots look like nothing more than a fun-hating b***h.
And these guys were exactly like you'd expect. A fat, unsuccessful Mexican-American living with his mother. Some hipsters in Brooklyn using their openly gay hero to try to entrap people into committing a hate crime (nobody took the bait). A homeless nutcase in downtown Orlando.
The triumphant climax of the movie is that homeless nutcase chasing off a would-be criminal, though I don't remember exactly that criminal was about to do that the "hero" stopped.
The subjects of the documentary should have been ashamed of themselves, but the filmmakers themselves should have been even more ashamed.
Gypsy Crusader?
>I remember his wife saying that a guy online dressed up like the joker kept egging him on for a fight and he drove like 2 frickin hours to fight him. Joker guy ended up winning lmao.
Was the fight taped?
I believe so but I bet it's hard to find. Just look up "goose wayne dr. Phil" and you'll find fragments of the episode. Possible even a full version.
He even had his own dark Knight rises moment. Years after retiring in shame, he donned his suit once again after CHAZ was created and taken over by a drug dealer turned warlord.
He's a frickin lunatic that became obsessed with superheroes
his story would be kino. proves the whole "you either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villlain" quote right.
Make Scorsese direct it. It would be pure kino. Biggest middle finger to capeshit ever.
pure kino
>Scorsese
A bunch of caped italians trying to rid NY of sicilian mafiosos?
So what does he do for a job?
We already have super villains
Phoenix Jones was awfully quiet when the LA Shadow dropped.
What's stopping (you) from being your own super hero (or villain)?
Putting on a suit won't protect my life from a pack of blakpypo.
>and the girl victim of the robbery yells at him that he is a moron and looks ridiculous.
Imagine rushing to save someone and all they want to do is comment on your drip.
They did a movie about this already, it's called Kick-Ass
he looks like bibleman
>chain wallet
Dis homie knows.