>The fudge is strong with this one. >his cholesterol count…it’s off the charts! >that guy in the Vader costume is a big fat frick let’s push him over and see if he can get up
Dew or Dew not, there is no fries
Onions are built on hope
The ability to eat does not make you intelligent
Your fries can deceive you; don’t trust them
Who’s the more foolish: the fool or the fool who does not order extra fries
Your hamburger determines your reality
Sometimes we must let go of bacon cheeseburger and do what is requested of us
We’ll always be with you. No one’s ever really gone. A thousand cheeseburgers live in you now
Train yourself to let go of everything you fear to lose weight
I like fries. Good or bad, they’re always memorable
Great, kid, don’t get extra mayo
Sorry lady. I don’t understand American
I’m an American. Cheeseburgers are part of my religion
Be careful not to choke on your Cheeseburgers, director
Once you start down the value menu, forever will it dominate your destiny
Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to stuffing
I’ve seen what such Cheeseburgers can do to a fully trained American. To the best of us.
The fear of losing weight is a path to the dark side
Let go of your weight
Don’t call me a mindless philosopher, you overweight glob of grease
There’s always a bigger fish
Food, which I would define as unconditional love, is essential to an American so you might say we are encouraged to love
So this is how liberty dines … with thunderous appetizers
I'm afraid, in your hunger, you consumed it.
NO... I COULDN'T HAVE... IT WAS IN THE FRIDGE, I FELT IT
NPCs
NPC is a term only used by NPCs.
Only an npc deals in absolutes
That sounds like an absolute.
moooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeee
It seems, in your hunger, you ate it
Girth Vader the sit lord.
A SIT LORD?
>I'll try binging, that's a good trick
i hate salad
it's bland, and roughage
and it keeps my shits regular
I wont say its the dumbest thread ever but its certainly a contender for dumbest thread of the past 12 hours.
I declare a motion: All in favor of declaring this thread the height of idiocy and OP a gay say "I".
Another newbie from the old folks home.
sounds like you're a fatty fatty fat fat. maybe you should eat away your troubles like you always do.
kys
Kys fatty
Frick off back to le robot site. This thread has at least the potential to be slightly funny.
>admiting you've been on Cinemaphile for 12 straight hours
“Nay!”
If you only knew the power of the dark meat
HOOOHOOOOOOOOOOS
>my weight has doubled since we last met
Good. Twice the blood pressure, double the heart attack.
KEK
>Haha maybe if I type in all caps everyone will find me funny!!!
Only a mouthful of evil, Darth.
Obi One never told you what happened to your supper
>HE TOLD ME ENOUGH, HE TOLD ME YOU ATE IT!
Darth Tater
YOU'RE A PART OF THE L.A. FITNESS TRAINING STAFF AND A TRAITOR! TAKE HER AWAY!
>where did my brownies go?
>I ate them. Pray I don't eat them again
When I left you, I was but a chubby. Now I am obese
I am altered the menu pray I don’t alter it any further
>I HATE YOU
YOU WANNA BUY SOME BREADSTICKS?
UNLIMITTED CHOWDER
>Impossible. Perhaps the mukbang is incomplete.
Oh no, I'm not brave enough for exercise
Hello (as he greets the Denny's hostess to eat)
you just know people were saying "Red Six standing by" whenever they walked by him
You have failed me for the last time doordash
>I ate your father
big round fat darth vader haha
I'd bet $20 that the jannies already deleted these posts since that's just what they do now.
Witnessed a wasted get
they did indeed. There was this one and some dickypost I forgot to save
>aren't you a little thin for a stormfeeder?
Lard Vader
>The fudge is strong with this one.
>his cholesterol count…it’s off the charts!
>that guy in the Vader costume is a big fat frick let’s push him over and see if he can get up
Dumb esl poster
I SENSE A DISTURBANCE IN THE HAM
vader would never indulge in delicious food. being happy weakens his connection to the darkside
im not sure why but this made me laugh really hard
luke join me on the dark meat side and together we shall empty the pantry
I find your lack of falafel disturbing
>DOOOOOOOOOOUGH
tear this ship apart till you find that cake. Bring me the cupcakes i want them all mine!
Yes Lord Vader, the cake will be done in moments. You may start your frosting.
Main course be with you
>blatant fatphobia
typical american behaviour, "land of the free' and the most hateful
and free refills
I am altering my pants, pray I don't alter them any further
>IT'S A SHART
Its an older cookie sir but it checks out.
Join me and we shall rule the buffet as father and son.
I’m that extended universe Vader didn’t get that way from a lightsaber duel, that Star Wars just really good at keeping fatties alive.
>He’s more breathing machine now than man. Mobility assisted and wheeled.
Finally a thread where this somehow becomes relevant.
>Surrender and your fries will be spared.
only a master of eating Darth
Dew or Dew not, there is no fries
Onions are built on hope
The ability to eat does not make you intelligent
Your fries can deceive you; don’t trust them
Who’s the more foolish: the fool or the fool who does not order extra fries
Your hamburger determines your reality
Sometimes we must let go of bacon cheeseburger and do what is requested of us
We’ll always be with you. No one’s ever really gone. A thousand cheeseburgers live in you now
Train yourself to let go of everything you fear to lose weight
I like fries. Good or bad, they’re always memorable
Great, kid, don’t get extra mayo
Sorry lady. I don’t understand American
I’m an American. Cheeseburgers are part of my religion
Be careful not to choke on your Cheeseburgers, director
Once you start down the value menu, forever will it dominate your destiny
Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to stuffing
I’ve seen what such Cheeseburgers can do to a fully trained American. To the best of us.
The fear of losing weight is a path to the dark side
Let go of your weight
Don’t call me a mindless philosopher, you overweight glob of grease
There’s always a bigger fish
Food, which I would define as unconditional love, is essential to an American so you might say we are encouraged to love
So this is how liberty dines … with thunderous appetizers
Boo