>white male lead. >cute white girl who shows tummy. >no agenda, just entertainment

>white male lead
>cute white girl who shows tummy
>no agenda, just entertainment
So why did it flop?

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the trailer looked like the most reddit thing I've ever seen

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ugly lead

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Considering I haven’t heard of this movie until just now I’m gonna go ahead and say poor marketing.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this
      the reasons OP listed is why it wasn't marketed
      it's self fulfilled prophecy

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this

      this
      the reasons OP listed is why it wasn't marketed
      it's self fulfilled prophecy

      >doesnt leave the house
      >has 5 different ad blockers
      yeah its poor marketing

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        wow it was probably a bad idea to hinge the success of this movie on those 3 anons

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If your entire marketing campaign is banner ads and word of mouth, then yes, it's shit marketing

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Most people don’t leave the house as much anymore and use ad blockers. I was aware of shit I never bothered watching at all like Rebel Moon, Fallout, etc. You are unironically moronic if you think this shit had any marketing budget at all

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    probably the decision to cast mega israelite h jon benjamin as the voice over, his voice is just grating and annoying such a terrible choice to make bobs burgers the lead’s internal monologue.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bill Skarsgard originally gave the voiceover before it got replaced by Bob’s Burgers lmao

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Found the trailer with Skarsgard’s voiceover on DailyMotion
        No Bob’s Burgers here
        https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x8mu33m

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          still not great, but much better than benjamin

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Agreed, I remember hearing they changed it because the director was a major fanboy of Benjamin and thought the other voiceover was too serious

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Brendan, Mellisa come over here. I need you to go down to the gas station and get me a beer. Do you have any money? I’m going to write a note for you to give to the cashier so he knows it’s not for you.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He doesn't really sound like what I would think a character like Archer would.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this unironically turned me off completely from the movie

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I would say advertising, I've never heard of it before.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It looked too silly, like a Deadpool movie.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Action scenes like very spinny kung fu and the gimmick seemed Reddit. Might give it a try then if it's not actually bait and switch or strong womeme.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I can’t understand what the frick was going through the director’s head. The fight choreography looked top-notch, but it was almost completely obscured by having the camera crew have a gran mal seizure during every fight scene.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        And it was one twist away from pure kino.

        MY big tweeest:
        Bring all that foreshadowing together at the close of the movie - all that stuff like everything being scripted and them “controlling the narrative.” Should have ended with the Shaman revealing that this is how the Regime always changes hands - with the Resistance *becoming* the Regime, and thereby explaining why Famke’s character would be beloved by anyone. Then have the siblings depart from the narrative by cooperating, killing the Shaman, and then choosing to simply walk away without assuming power.[spoiler]

        If you did that, you could cut to a boardroom where we find that the *real* power was Frosty Puffs all along.[/spoiler]

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It feels like a Hong Kong movie made by Redditors.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Directed by Sam Raimi
    Ya, I'll watch. First I've ever heard of this movie though. It looks like an action movie for the Bullet Train crowd.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it wasnt directed by sam raimi where did you get that idea

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Raimi produced the movie, the actual director is a literal who

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I didn't pay close enough attention

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can't be worse than The Beekeeper.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    well it has the worst title of all time, for one

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wait yeah, why isn't it Boy Beats World?

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dumb title.

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >biggest-budgeted film to ever come out of South Africa

    What exactly does that mean? Monster Hunter was made in South Africa for $60 million. Am I supposed to believe a first-time director whose movie was given next to zero promotional push (despite not awful reviews), got more than that?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      made in south africa and made by south africa is not the same

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It was kino but I am not paying $25 to sit in a dark room with texting teens and whooping Black folk.

    t. watched the cam rip

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I am not paying $25 to sit in a dark room with texting teens and whooping Black folk.
      I heard a lot of people say the theaters were nearly empty during the screenings

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There is always some homosexual with a mobile phone with the highest brightness ever recorded in human history or some fat frick with an endless amount of chips or some prostitute who just can’t shut the frick up.

        I hate going to the theatre. It makes me feel like going postal.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the camrip had dogshit lighting and muffled audio
      it also cut off some scenes like the post credits scene

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I will enjoy that when I get it on dvd.

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    bro it looks like shit

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It was pretty good, has no Black folk as main characters and the twist at the end was a genuine surprise that caught me off guard

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    INSERT CRAZY ACTION MONTAGE! XD

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >...Coming out of South Africa
    Americans don't watch foreign shit

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    just feels like another version of this

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Motion Sickness: The Movie.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You are weak. Try the 60fps interpolated version that exists in the pirate sphere if you want real motion sickness

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If you're a fricking baby. Hardcore Henry kicked ass. I really wish we could get a sequel.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds kino, I'm going to watch it then

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >FIRST PERSON LOOTER SHOOTER: TEENAGE MURDER HOBO 1

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      hard pass

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    reddit garbage

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nobody wants to watch timmies anymore

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dune 2, starring Timothy Chamalet, is literally the highest grossing movie of the year.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's a powerful israelite

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >2 white dudes in the brown sea
        Doesn’t say much

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >So why did it flop?
    Seems the studio forgot what marketing is. Never even heard of this.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I only knew about it cause some anon posted the trailer here.

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have no idea why this charisma black hole gets lead roles. He was fricking awful in the northman

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >He was fricking awful in the northman
      That was Alexander. This is Bill we are talking about, the clown brother.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The Northman is KINO

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the entire first act is kino.

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This movie was awesome. What is wrong with you people.

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    stopping was the agenda. seeing a flat female stomachs triggers your BREEDing insticts, so stomaches must be covered up as part of the depopulation agenda.

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I only found out this existed when a shitty camrip was released, like 2-3 days ago.
    maybe the production and distribution companies could have considered telling someone this movie was going to be in theaters?
    just an idea, I'm not a professional, what do I know

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I thought that was a Flintstones remake from the thumbnail.

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What flopped? Sorry I aint reading ant sized font about that nobody

  29. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What's the verdict on this movie? From the trailer it looks like something that is either really good or really bad.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Good! Grug like movie!

  30. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Guns Akimbo 2.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      is it THAT bad? jesus
      I was going to watch it, now I don't think I want to anymore

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        From the trailer alone. Haven't seen this one.

  31. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this is the 2nd time I have ever heard of this movie and the first time was in another thread today when someone mentioned the title

  32. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Never heard of this movie. Hollywood marketing makes or breaks movies. It's not hard for them to actively sabotage movies so they can go to someone else and say ''see? no one wants to see white people in movies'' while they astroturf the latest Black person slop

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >no one wants to see white people in movies'' while they astroturf the latest Black person slop
      I guess Challengers does exist

  33. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Everybody hates Bill now for doing the Crow remake.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There's been like 7 Crow movies, no one cares about that franchise anymore.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If Bill's Crow was a sequel everyone would be like "oh, another shit sequel", but it's a remake of the first one, that's sacrilegious.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kino I will watch that too

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i saw more advertising for the remake than for this movie

  34. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't see regular movies in the movie theater anymore. Only something that warrants a giant screen and the added cost(Dune 2, Top Gun, Avatar, Godzilla X Kong) . This will be on streaming in a few weeks probably.

  35. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >not a single pic of the (alleged) tummy
    Didn't know this board got merged with /lgbt/

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        that "girl" has a face like a grandma, is this the power of south africa?

  36. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >white male lead
    >flops
    same thing happened with The Northman.
    maybe the Skaarsgard boys aren't leading men material?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I thought Bill did great as the lead tbh

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wasn’t The Northman also barely marketed?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        no idea, I only know about new movies when they are shilled here or a torrent comes out.

  37. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It had like 1 premiere event. Did he even do junkets, magazine interviews? There was NO promo.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Did he even do junkets, magazine interviews?
      Just went to one premiere

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        is this moot?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          imagine him playing moot in a biopic

  38. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sabotaged by ~~*them*~~.

  39. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >south africa
    >white

  40. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Saw it last night, it was fun.

  41. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >So why did it flop?

  42. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I heard it was advertised through YouTube ads, commercials during NBA playoffs, and billboards. Dafaq?

  43. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This movie was hot garbage. It would've been great if he was just deaf, speechless, and thoughtless.

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