Who could beat him?

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    gingivitis

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gigan, for starters. he could beat any podcaster. wouldn't even be a challenge because he's a giant monster with buzzsaw tummy.

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    A gorilla.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    He'd beat he shit out of all of us.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I am six and a half feet tall, 240 lbs and work a 100 acer farm. I am also about 15 years younger. I can take his best kick and then break all of his limbs.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's still got like almost a foot of height on you and is also ripped. Plus he's not really old enough for his age to be a big handicap so the age difference is basically irrelevant. Also it's spelled, "acre" dipshit.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I am six and a half feet tall, 240 lbs and work a 100 acer farm. I am also about 15 years younger. I can take his best kick and then break all of his limbs.

          Nvm this post. Thought I was posting in the Reacher thread. Yeah Rogan probably wouldn't be that hard to beat.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I laughed so hard when you said that rogan has a foot of height on that farm guy

            Owen Benjamin you sound drunk. Joe Rogan would bash the shit out of you before you even landed one weak punch with your floppy arms. Physically you are weak, slow and untrained.

            How do you manage to be more schizo then Owen Benjamin

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Owen Benjamin you sound drunk. Joe Rogan would bash the shit out of you before you even landed one weak punch with your floppy arms. Physically you are weak, slow and untrained.

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Redbar

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tim Heidecker

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Unfortunately we don't live in a kung fu movie, a child with a gun could render his decades long training and conditioning to nothing.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Heterosexuality

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Carlos Mencia

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you don't think a chimp will eat a baby then you haven't been paying attention to the literature.

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Leave Rogan to me

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This homie's too drunk and high to do anything

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        You think that, and the next thing you know he is in you.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This homie's too drunk and high to do anything

      this is funny
      thanks tv

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    His underlying daddy issues that compels him to overcompensate.

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I could beat his ass senseless without even trying. 6 foot 8 and 350lbs of pure muscle. I could literally make him give me head and absolutely kill him with my bare hands. That goes for all of you too. Lower your fricking tone, insolent piglets.

    I'm literally a living God built for combat. Four black belts.

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is this what the Romans looked like 2,000 years ago?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      He’s Irish

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Celts and Italics are closely related. Also reflected in their languages.

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    One of the Hart brothers.

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    He would beat us all off with both hands, for hours, even if we lined up and kept coming.

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    a monkey

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