Cartman killed an entire timeline. Also cotton killed 50 men in a war where those men were trying to kill him AMD his friends. Cartman killed people for the pettiest of reasons. Call me when Cotton makes someone eat his own parents and then licks the tears off their face while they cry about it.
Confirmed to not have watched South Park. >Had a kid’s parents killed and fed them to the kid via chili >Almost established a fourth reich with a bunch of Mel Gibson fans >Almost took over the country with a bunch of drunk war reinactors >Drove a nanny so insane that she was locked away and eating her own poop >Got a therapist’s wife to kill herself on the phone because the therapist called him fat >Gave Kyle AIDS because Kyle laughed at him for finally getting his comeuppance
Cartman > Shake > Ruckus. You at least get an explanation for why Ruckus is so terrible and still has a few redeeming traits. Cotton is an outright bastard, but it's mentioned a bit off-hand that part of his being a bastard is a product of WW2 and losing his shins. Shake is just a piece of shit for no reason. Cartman has willingly killed people for pleasure
Dermont is just your standard dumbass teenager from the trailerparks with a single mother working a service job. Plus he seemed to be shaping up after his dad got him into OSI
>Who is the greatest bastard?
Vivienne Madrano
Probably Master Shake. Cartman is just and edgy kid; Ruckus is the biggest uncle tom on the planet; cotton was just an old fogey.
Shake never Titus Andronicus'd someone
Cartman.
>Cartman is just an edgy kid
Cartman made Scott Tenorman eat his own parents.
Cartman has actually killed people.
Cotton killed 50 men, dumbass!
Cartman killed at least 3 times that when he drove a drill through a crowd of hippies
Cartman killed an entire timeline. Also cotton killed 50 men in a war where those men were trying to kill him AMD his friends. Cartman killed people for the pettiest of reasons. Call me when Cotton makes someone eat his own parents and then licks the tears off their face while they cry about it.
Cartman.
Confirmed to not have watched South Park.
>Had a kid’s parents killed and fed them to the kid via chili
>Almost established a fourth reich with a bunch of Mel Gibson fans
>Almost took over the country with a bunch of drunk war reinactors
>Drove a nanny so insane that she was locked away and eating her own poop
>Got a therapist’s wife to kill herself on the phone because the therapist called him fat
>Gave Kyle AIDS because Kyle laughed at him for finally getting his comeuppance
Shake is literally me.
post flanderisation cartman > cotton > shake >pre flanderisatioon cartman > rukus
based on people killed
his parents being unwed means cartman is the only one who is an illegitimate child
Shake is lab grown though
Bob Bastard
Nobody watched the Dilbert cartoon.
I watched the Dilbert cartoon.
you forgot somebody
woah
Cartman. Back in the middle ages, people thought the bastards children were like him: evil, treacherous, greedy, full of envy, and a coward.
Cartman > Shake > Ruckus. You at least get an explanation for why Ruckus is so terrible and still has a few redeeming traits. Cotton is an outright bastard, but it's mentioned a bit off-hand that part of his being a bastard is a product of WW2 and losing his shins. Shake is just a piece of shit for no reason. Cartman has willingly killed people for pleasure
other South Park kids killed people too, so what
He becomes a respectable member of OSI though
Dermot is just a punk though, he's not really scum.
Dermont is just your standard dumbass teenager from the trailerparks with a single mother working a service job. Plus he seemed to be shaping up after his dad got him into OSI
Bugs Bunny
More importantly, what are their power levels?
Cart man, then Shake, then Cotton, then Ruckus. Ruckus at least has helped the Freemans out a few times, and actually gives Granddad company.
You left out my favorite bastard.
An argument between these four would be priceless.
Cartman because he was born to an unwed mother