Who is the scariest Batman?
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Based on looks ? Bale.
It's Bat-ma'am now.
I wonder what sales numbers are like, juxtaposing current book sales with omnibus/tradebacks of old stuff. I know "comics don't make money", but I'm curious which one is the smarter sink from a direct profit standpoint.
I went to my local comic book store recently there's nothing but manga's selling like hotcakes and only old comics are selling
Batman comics are so good these days
What the frick awful repeating dialogue is that?
This is art anon
>I'm not some knight in the dark
He said it! He said the thing!
Brilliant writing
Reminder to all the stupid Cinemaphilehomosexuals shitting on Tom King that Zack Snyder was in talks with him and was basing the future of Batfleck on his Batman run.
is this what comics are nowadays? you just vomit DAZ shit on a panel? amark
Frick Tom King.
Tom King went full Bendis when he wrote Batman. What a fricking hack
worse than Bendis.
Ironically Batman Universe was bretty gud
hahahahahah IT CANT BE REAL
So is this character a guy pretending to be a chick or a chick pretending to be a guy? Because she just looks like a dyke.
>keaton
>will likely shoot you or blow you up
>batfleck
>will shoot you , stab you, blow you up,
>bale
>will throw elbows or not save you
>twilight
idk didnt watch
Chad take
>Twilight
Shit homosexual, let it go
no one, not a single one was good as bat
Val Kilmer
Batfleck is the most overpowered and he's willing to kill.
batfleck was the best batman from an aesthetics standpoint.
Bale is probably the least likely to maim or kill you.
Fun fact: Christian Bale's Batman has a higher body count than both Michael Keaton and Ben Affleck put together.
Parademons doesn't count.
>Parademons doesn't count.
Why?
They're demons but para.
Was it all of the ninjas he killed in BB?
Yeah. Those and Joker's goons during that truck chase.
Somehow I didnt realize Bale's killed anyone
Because they're not human.
I suppose its because in his heart he didnt want to kill them, just massively endanger their lives.
Bale's no-kill rule is more like "don't execute someone in cold blood".
Clooney is the most accurate Batman because he never killed anyone.
keaton batman smiles while killing and maiming people and has freakouts towards villains as bruce, he's the most unhinged out of all the movie batmans.
depends
Keaton just killed people but was the physically least intimidating
Bale was 6'1 210 but his suicide was kind of shitty until DKR and by then he was all kind of crippled and bane fricked him up for a reason
batfleck was 6'3 220 but fat and old but he'd just kind of kill you. still he's pretty cartoony
Pattison is probably the physically the most able of all of them but he won't really kill you but will beat you into a coma after smashing your face.
Pick your poison really. I mean in the real world who would give me the most issues? Pattison. In their world it would batfleck. He could just invent a bat mech suit. Bale in the real world would be second but the injuries or the suit would slow him down so you could just shoot him. Pattisons batman is pretty fast, near bullet proof and will shoot you back with harpoons.
>I mean in the real world who would give me the most issues? Pattison
Literally any random teenager can beat up Pattinson's ass. He's a weak ass twink who doesn't like to work out.
Why'd you bring homosexuals up so fast. lol that's got to be a record.
Twink? That's just a description to say he's young, skinny, and weak.
it's term used by gay men.
Well, i frick twinks, and let me tell you, i'd frick Pattinson's ass.
okay. atleast you are honest about being gay. more power to you.
.... anon. why did you go right to talking about homosexuals.
don't bullshit me.
>but fat
false
>batfleck was fat
You are either a troony or really really pathetic
Literally how are you dumb enough to not see through the fake abs? Did you eat crayon as a child?
He's really fat. Your standards for what is fat and isn't are fricked up.
He's chunky as shit. They even had to cgi parts of his body during the training scene. I can get a behind the scenes clip of him in the suit. He's.. bloated badly.
How is this fat?
That's a computer generated image
>I can get a behind the scenes clip of him in the suit. He's.. bloated badly.
?????
He's not fat. He's supposed to be this brickhouse of a man, obviously he looks huge when he has the suit on but that's how every huge guy looks like when clothed.
I loved it. Ben Afflecks Batman is obviously meant to be a strongman type of body. Ben is a tall man and he weighed the most out of all the Batmen. He's a tank of a Batman and he dwarfs the criminals he beats up and in a real life scenario a real Batman would be just that, he would be a brick shit house who you couldnt put down or keep down, you could start the fight with 3 guys kneeling on Batflecks body and with sheer brute strength hed overpower them all and get on his feet. That's a great take on Batman that we only briefly saw in BvS. Batman wouldn't be a 170lb limp dick string bean like Pattinson.
Ben Affleck was a terrible Batman in the theatrical cut of the Justice League movie where he did nothing action-wise, only picked up fights with the other members of the team, passed the leadership of the team to Wonder Woman, and apparently wanted to suicide by sacrificing himself to the Parademons.
But the director's cut of the movie changed so much of that with him being a team player, inspiring others to keep on fighting, creating plans, and just fricking wrecking Parademons in a scene straight out of Arkham Knight game.
Funny how much a different cut of the same movie can change so much a character.
Don't care about Justice League. I'm just talking about the Batman we got in BvS. By far the best on screen Batman, and I don't even like the movie, just the scenes with him
The one that isnt a manlet.
it's kind of amazing that none of the movie successes of capeshit have rubbed off onto the comic book side at all and in fact comics are selling worse than ever, lmao.
Watching vs. reading. One is more palatable to the average human.
I'm gonna miss fatman.
Keaton. Easily. He was demented and used it was part of the persona.
Its weird how I never saw him that way when I originally saw the movies.
THE FEAR BAT
My dad took me to see this when I was nine and it was the most terrified I've ever been in a theater. Great movie
because it was honest film-making
It begs the question. Why not make a Batman where he is actually scary. From the criminals point of view. Like a horror movie portraying him as the antagonist. Dammit I should be making millions for these kind of ideas.
he's not scary in the horror movie way, he's just scary to criminals because he operates outside a law system they know how to skirt
They're all cringy except Batfleck and that isn't me being a stinky Snyder pajeet. I think BvS is an awful movie and Man of Steel is an awdul movie but Batman in BvS is easily the definitive Batman and hes by far the best thing about the movie. Ben is by far the most masculine, he's 6'4 and weighed 225lbs for the role and he just has the aura and physicality to him. Pattinson is 6'1 but he's a pencil Neck tooth pick. Bale is 6'0 but he was only "big" in Batman Begins, and his Batsuit is awful and his voice is even worse. I'd laugh if I saw Bale or Pattinson or Keaton Batman in a dark alley at night and i had done something shady like egg a car or steal something, but if I saw pic related towering over me it'd be scared
>punches you so hard sound effects materialize in the air
>super-science bordering on wizardry
>you can try shooting him, but he'll just use the anti-bullet Bat-Ray on you
>Makes fun of you before and after beating your ass
>Dances over your tied up, lifeless body
>Does it all in broad daylight
None of them. This is a spoilt rich kid in a furry costume who refuses to kill people or use guns. In reality, no one from any serious mob or cartel would fear him since there are far worse fates awaiting them. A team of seals or SAS would easily take out Batman. Don't hate me, I really liked the character growing up, but you know I'm right.
Clooney killed a franchise so him.
Keaton and Batfleck.
Keaton genuinely comes across as a damaged mentally and emotionally unstable loon who's damage manifests itself as him dressing like a bat and fighting crime. Batfleck was a raging psycho.