Who should be the next Bond?

Henry Cavill and Aaron Taylor-Johnson are the frontrunners.

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I don't really care. Hasn't been good since Pierce.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I agree but it's still fun to talk about and hope that the Bond movies can be great again.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        They're gonna have to be so fricking serious. I can't really give an opinion since the guy on the right I haven't seen before. Idris might be cool, but honestly the Cinemaphile shitstorm that would ensue if a black guy was Bond wouldn't be worth it.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          They're gonna have to STOP being so fricking serious* is what I meant. They are too serious now. No funny kitschy moments

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Idris might be cool, but honestly the Cinemaphile shitstorm that would ensue if a black guy was Bond wouldn't be worth it.

          If you genuinely think this, end your life. This idea should not be met with anything but utter ridicule by any sane person.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            You are loved, anon.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I despise the idea and everyone who doesn't despise it too but I am morbidly curious as to the response to it. It'd make EON a global laughingstock and then they'd get a massive wake up call but fortunately, they're not that insane and have picked a white man.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Bro just get off Cinemaphile, wtf. What a moronic reason to not like something. Idris is too old though so I wouldn’t want him.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Movies won't be good again for at least a decade or two if they ever improve at all that is. Enjoy the old stuff there's more of it than you can watch in a lifetime.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      ice spice but only if she troons it up and saves the refugees from the cissies

      This. Period. End of Paragraph.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Henry. Kraven is going to bomb so you don't want ATJ's box office stink to rub off on Bond.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Cavill's last two movies, one of which came out just now, have bombed massively.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Cavill doesn't have charisma.
    ATJ has.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Cavill
    Is he even or do you just want him to be?

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Cavill is a charisma vacuum and box office poison. I don't know much about Aaron Taylor Johnson so can't compare though.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Cavill was one of the villains in the most successful mission impossible film.

      b***h n_gger

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >he was an ok side character which means he can carry a movie franchise

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Aaron Taylor-Johnson has been the only actor they've considered seriously for Bond and have met with, no Cavill, no Callum Turner or whatever nobody that PR agencies proped up. He's not locked-in as they're still hushing out the details and rounding out the cast and crew but it's 100% him. Take this as fact. The news shitstorm wasn't smoke without fire. He's the new James Bond. Barbara sets her sights on one guy and doesn't even look at the rest. She wanted Craig from the beginning and the other auditions they did were futile formalities at best.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Post toilet.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Cavill is an internet meme, ATJ is an actual actor.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      ATJ isnt a very good actor and has never shown an ounce of what it takes to be Bond in any of the more 'manly' roles he has played. He was fine as Kick ass or the young family-man soldier in Godzilla. But he was pretty unconvincing in Tenet, Outlaw King etc.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >ATJ isnt a very good actor and has never shown an ounce of what it takes to be Bond in any of the more 'manly' roles he has played

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          his voice at 4:21 sounds deep. i hope he can keep this up for an entire movie because his voice is the only thing keeping me from liking the casting.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous
          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            You can't look at an actor and relate him back to Connery/Brosnan. The template for all new Bonds has been that the actor just plays themselves. So, don't expect him to pretend to be Connery. He'll just play it as his own thing.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >He'll just play it as his own thing.
              That's the thing. He sucks.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I thought he had the stuff in Bullet Train. Just have him act like but less gay, if possible. get Campbell to direct again with David Arnold composing and he'll look good.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >needs a lot of bells and whistles to make him likeable

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >He was fine as Kick ass
        He wasn't. Hit Girl and Big Daddy were more memorable than him.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          that movie is gaaaaaaaay

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >ATJ isnt a very good actor and has never shown an ounce of what it takes to be Bond
        He sucks so hard.

        >He was fine as Kick ass
        He wasn't. Hit Girl and Big Daddy were more memorable than him.

        >He wasn't. Hit Girl and Big Daddy were more memorable than him.
        Yep he's always the worst part of everything he's in. I didn't even realize it was the same plank of wood in Godzilla but frick he's so boring.

        I wouldn't cast Cavill either but at least he has a chance of being good, he did a decent job in MI.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Neither of them

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It should be an American again just to make everyone seethe.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's fine if you don't like Henry Cavill, but Aaron is ugly.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Henry Cavill

    Source: my ass

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Aaron is israeli and Cavill plays WoW. Since they're going to make nationalists and white supremacists the villains in the new Bond, they're going with Aaron.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You homosexuals are embarassing.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          He's not a israelite, he LARPs as one. His only israeli blood relative was his great-grandmother's FATHER. All israelite blood has been wiped out of him.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Was he born of a test tube, n_gger?
            >israelite descent all the way from his great-grandmothers father
            So he has direct descent from coin clipping, blood drinking, demon worshippers?
            He attended israelite schools growing up.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Cavill looks the part and he supposedly is a massive lore autist. Could be a great fit because nobody has been as close to James Bond as Timothy Dalton. It won't happen in this current climate however. I predict they will pick someone with far less movies under his belt like they did with Craig.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >he's le fan like me so he should be james bond!!!
      With stuff like this, I'm glad Barbara is in charge.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You have the reading comprehension of a Black person.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Move over, wyteboi.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i want this to happen because even the most dumb normalgays would laugh it out of existence.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      umm mwhy isn't he a woman? this is alt right.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >The name's Bond, Bail Bond

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Underrated.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      he's israeli not white, would ironically prefer him to ATJ as he's a good actor.
      Cavill would be the main choice though.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Idris Elba is cool. There's literally nothing cool about little Aaron.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        he's israeli not white, would ironically prefer him to ATJ as he's a good actor.
        Cavill would be the main choice though.

        I'd rather have fricking SETH ROGEN as James Bond than a black. Frick you, you cucks.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Aaron is like some sort of frick boy for his wife, so he feels weird. Cavill is just gay and not into some twisted public fetish shit.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Cavill by far.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why is that little twink that was raped by a 50 year old hag when he was 14 being pushed so much? He should be in some kind of shelter working out his damaged psyche with professionals. Is it some agency that is renting out pajeets to spam that little limpwristed gay?

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The Bond actor is not the most important part of a Bond movie, everything else must be up to par aswell.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >The Bond actor is the most important part of a Bond movie,

      Everything else must match the charisma and panache that he projects.

      ftfy.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        That works with a Moore, Brosnan or Connery. No such actors anymore. Casino Royale/OHMSS prove that with great direction and the rest, anyone can look good as Bond. It remains to be seen where ATJ falls under these two categories.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Henry Cavill would be kino

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No, he wouldn't. Only homosexual Redditors think so.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You are right, I am not a homosexual Redditor therefore I will renounce my previous post

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        He would be great, not playing it like superman but with the same humility and luck as connery and Lazenby.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    if the leaker is to be believed, this is what the Bond girl will be like. grim.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Could be worse.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      She looks pretty, get your eyes checked.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        She's still a mutt.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Definitely won't be Cavill.
    He's human (aka not a israelite) and he's too old.

    They will pick the blood drinking, Christ killer.
    The new superman is going to be a coin clipper for Christ sake.

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    it's time for an american bond

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      hear me out

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If you speak on it publicly, you're out. Cavill is out. ATJ hasn't addressed it head on so he's in.

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Henry Cavill and Aaron Taylor-Johnson are the frontrunners.
    Aaron Taylor-Johnson is the frontrunner. There's been no indication that Cavill is even being considered. While you're at it you might as well say that Idris Elba is also a frontrunner.

    Also Cavill is balding

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >but Cavill has the look!
    no he doesn't. He has a cartoonishly handsome look that works really well for Superman. Bond should look handsome but still somewhat working class.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Finally a sane and real Bondfan.

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Cavill would be the best of the 2 by far

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Idris is the only one that I feel has the charisma to pull it off out of the rumored names, tbh. Cavill has none. ATJ does, but looks too young.

    Idris is 50, but also black so he can pass late 30s.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >he's serious
      have a nice day IMMEDIATELY
      NOW

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Ishowspeed

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Cavill is box office poison

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      His career is definitely over.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Argylle only had him in for 5 minutes, and was a bait and switch, those 5 minutes were top tier kino.
      The marketing budget for ungentlemently warfare is nonexistent, and Alan Ritchinson tanked it by trashing Trump the week before release.

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Aaron Taylor-Johnson
    The homeless outside can act better than him

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Depends.
    Cavill if the pendulum swings back to goofy high jinks, Johnson if the plan is to continue with the grit. I’d prefer Cavill and the romp approach for a while.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      ATJ is far more notable in roles that are comedic so your estimation is off. Cavill's not good in comedic stuff.

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Aaron Taylor-Johnson
    Sorry, nope. James Bonds needs to look like he's been in a scrap in his life. He looks like a weakling, spineless, twink bottom.

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Cavill is bland but giving him a cool, murderous edge in the script would help. Aaron Taylor Johnson has a weak spirit and a shitty voice. Awful pick.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Watch Bullet Train. That's as good a Bond audition as it gets.

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    No one gives a shit about Bond anymore since the last few movies were just trying to be likd Mission Impossible but without the Cruise chadrisma. Bond slaps b***hes, smokes, plays poker, drinks, etc. today they'll just give you some barely straight guy action movie

  35. 1 month ago
    Andy

    Not the guy on the right. Maybe Cavill but it would never work because he had a mustache in Mission Impossible 52. Idris Elba could probably do it but everybody says that. Maybe like…Michael Fassbender, or Brad Pitt or something.

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