No, because The Rock is a closet homosexual, and those don't count for afterlife credits. There's no honour in defeating a man who has shamed his father.
The Rock is 6'5" 280 pounds of solid Samoan muscle. Dwayne Johnson is only 6'2" and around 240. and probably gay. Pick your battles. Know your kayfabe. Jabroni.
Evolution of bait: by adding Black folkpeak to the opening, which leads to people complaining about the Black folkpeak (providing free bumps and increased engagement) the bait stays up for longer, outperforming competing baits
By 2030 you can expect all openings to be about 95% Black folkpeak. By seething you're contributing
You can thank Elon Musk for this. By monetizing engagement he encouraged bait and the art has been perfected. Now ive noticed a lot of the big accounts always make one little typo on purpose to get people to correct them and bait people into getting them angry for no reason. This shit used to be confined to more normie platforms like instagram and tiktok but now its also on twitter.
Most of these c**ts are sitting on convoluted assets or living Black person rich lifestyles. I need to do more research to find a moron that would have most their wealth in liquid assets.
Jamie Lee Curtis. Her net worth is apparently around $60 million, and she's a frail old woman. She is also a pedophile with a troon son so beating her to death is doing the world a favor.
I was going to say Warwick Davis but he's only worth about $10 million.
if you kill a killer, you didnt kill a killer and you are not a killer because the killer is you, nothing changed, the killer still exists, dont kill the killer as you become the killer, kill the killer inside of you
I have had this recurring fantasy. I'm a waiter at a high end restaurant, somewhere in New York City. It's a late summer evening. Taylor Swift and Henry Cavill are there at the same time. I buy two of the second most expensive bottle of alcohol (relevant to what their meals are) at the restaurant and give one to each of them, claiming they bought each other them. They then want to one up each other with the most expensive bottles, before they get up and properly say hello to one another. This spirals into them breaking up with their respective significant others and dating each other then marrying each other, and having three gorgeous children.
>being able to simulate events in your mind, prepare and think about how actions/events may play out is one of the things that separates humans from the vast majority of animals >mental illness
get a load of this non apple imaginer
maybe you could beat Trump cause hes old but if he was 20 years back dude would crush you, same for Vince Vaughn but more recently he could still kick your ass
OP's pic doesn't specify you need to kill them. Just pushing his wheelchair over and delivering a couple of swift kicks to his stomach would probably constitute as "winning".
>Chris Evans
This is also my pic
Had the same thought as the guy above you
Mark Zuckerberg
>b-b-b-but he practices bjj!
I guarantee he's never been punched in the face in his life and would be completely incapable of setting up an arm bar while having his nose smashed flat. Pure BJJgays are the copium huffers of MMA when they get into sparring and realize that they only trained how to attack and offend with submission and have no idea how to defend against getting their ribs kneed in on the ground or eating elbows while they're trying to position and suddenly all their training goes out the window.
Evans is definitely "never been punched in the face in his life" material
gina carano
fight preparation: semen retention for 100 days and nights
desired outcome: she instantly takes me down and crushes my skull in her massive thighs and i bust a gigantic load and die
You Black folk aren't really giving this any though. The correct answer is Mariah Carey. I will fight her, get all her money and belongings, and I will not let anyone use "All I Want For Christmas Is You" before December 1st as it should be. Also, she'll be poor, so I'll allow her to suck my wiener on a daily basis if she wants to keep her lavish lifestyle, as long as she makes a new Christmas video every where the imagery subtly denounces things I don't like e.g all the dancers being white so that Black folk and other subhumans realize their place.
Baron Jacob Rothschild, the actually richest and most powerful man in the planet... you know, as long as I'm guaranteed I won't suddenly commit suicide by shooting myself in the back of the head while I hung myself from the Eiffel Tower while I have 6 daggers in my back and my feet and hands have been cut off.
Warren Buffett. He can have Larry Ellison assist if he wants, I doubt I need a second for both of them, but if Larry joins I get all of his money, too.
This problem has now been solved by me providing the world's smartest answer. Thank you, next question?
anyone not saying Warren Buffett is jobbing. $120 billion for beating up a 93 year old? it’s like finding a Metal Slime from Dragon Quest or something
Warren Buffet
Warren Buffett
If you're going with celebrity as someone known widely, not just an entertainer, than the obvious choice is Bill Gates, George Soros, or Warren Buffet. Mainly because they are literal billionaires, but also because they are old as frick and you could definitely beat them in a fight.
Warren Buffett. Dude is so old it would be an easy fight
Anyone not saying Warren Buffet is an idiot. Absolutely safe 100+ billion.
>b-b-b-but he practices bjj!
I guarantee he's never been punched in the face in his life and would be completely incapable of setting up an arm bar while having his nose smashed flat. Pure BJJgays are the copium huffers of MMA when they get into sparring and realize that they only trained how to attack and offend with submission and have no idea how to defend against getting their ribs kneed in on the ground or eating elbows while they're trying to position and suddenly all their training goes out the window.
I like the other guy's friend in the background was like "Come on bro, stop. He trains every day." Then as the guy is choked out he's like "See? Told you. Trains every day." Good on him for being gentle. Seriously, good on everyone involved except the flatfooted black dude. Hope he learns from this.
Peter Dinklage.
It was really fricked up what he did to dwarf actors. Also I think it would be reasonably easy, as long as I don't let him bite my ankles.
>Net worth $25M
I think part of this exercise worth serious consideration is not maximising the money you'll earn but rather the odds of winning it in the first place.
Otherwise it's for nothing.
The only better choices here will be hyper successful child actors.
Scarlet Johansson. I'll tackle her , and engage into wrestling, the type you usually see in jail between an inmate , and a weaker, more feminine inmate
If you're going with celebrity as someone known widely, not just an entertainer, than the obvious choice is Bill Gates, George Soros, or Warren Buffet. Mainly because they are literal billionaires, but also because they are old as frick and you could definitely beat them in a fight.
Elon Musk. First thing I'll do with is threaten to give up the secrets of Starlink to Iran, Russia, and China if Truth Social isn't shutdown and Trump isn't forced to be back on Twitter. I'll send hitmen to rape Jared to show that I mean business.
Tom Cruise.
Hed frick you up still at 60
mckenna grace
Jon Bernthal
you're a real one
young bucks never learn do they, i’ll tell old bernthal to take it easy on you
do you let him ask or tell you something beforehand? that could decide the entire battle
i seen it in shot caller, knives are his weakness
Heh. You don’t know what you’re signing yourself up for pal. Johnny B is one tough son of a gun….
Millie bobby brown
Bill Gates
this what a dumb question, any of us could crush him at most points in his life
You know he’s secretly a karate nerd.
Good answers
Not worth as much but I could take them
The rock
You mean Dwayne Johnson. The Rock would LAYETH THE SMACKETH DOWN on your rooty poo Jabroni ass. Dwayne's an actor.
No, because The Rock is a closet homosexual, and those don't count for afterlife credits. There's no honour in defeating a man who has shamed his father.
The Rock is 6'5" 280 pounds of solid Samoan muscle. Dwayne Johnson is only 6'2" and around 240. and probably gay. Pick your battles. Know your kayfabe. Jabroni.
Nope, he'd get disqualified after the drug test so anon wins. Very smart.
Françoise Bettencourt Meyers
>70 years old
>net worth of $100B
nice bro i like your style
the queen of england
objective best answer, riches:strength ratio higher than any other individual in the world.
Steve Jobs is a good one too, he's deadly sick with cancer right now, guy looks like he can't lift an iPhone
She died you morons
the king of England
pic related is the current king of England
Powerlifters are extremely bad at fighting
I remember watching a video he did to check his punch power and was over 1000pounds good luck
yeah but he's 190cm and 160kg, he'd frick up anybody who isn't well-trained in boxing or some other striking sport
So are you, but he's strong and you're not so he has the advantage.
>I am sure to win because my speed is superior
This is very true but I have a theory that if a proper style was developed around it they could be effective.
They can't feel your punches.
Well duh. I fought her
Yeah, I could probably take her, then.
you’re gonna wanna sit down for this.
you don't get paid for smacking up the corpse
George Soros.
The only right answer
>Old frick
>Get filthy rich
>You save the world
Oprah or Lebron. They're billionaires, and no one will cheer them on.
Does a real-life James Bond supervillian count as a celebrity?
>Oprah
This works
But I will choose Seth Rogan just to kick his teeth out
>Lebron
Your alternative to the fat old woman is a 6'9 professional athlete?
Seth Green
Warwick Davis
Rian Johnson
That's no fight, that's love & justice.
This.
>Warwick Davis
Not a celebrity
Yes i fricking am lanklet
How does it feel being a foot shorter than other midgets like peter dinklage?
I'd imagine a 2-footer would see a 4 foot midge as I'd see Shaq or something. imagine having to look a kneecaps all day lmaoooo
Warwick Davis is the MMA world champion
you ain't gonna last 5 seconds against him,
You’ll get short changed
Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson.
see:
and take that opinion, shine it up REAL nice, turn it sideways, AND STICK IT STRAIGHT UP, YOUR CANDY ASS!
warwick davis
Spoony
Jerry Seinfeld. Hes rich, 70, and israeli.
Make is a challenge: Jerry gets to call on any other of the main cast members from Seinfeld to back him up.
whos make? and why is he a challenge? is make some mythological israeli golem?
Oprah.
Probably some dumb kid like a SoundCloud rapper.
Mel Brooks
Judge Judy
she would kick your ass
Andy Dick
net worth: $7,62
>all they money
Why are you people engaging this Black person homosexual?
Evolution of bait: by adding Black folkpeak to the opening, which leads to people complaining about the Black folkpeak (providing free bumps and increased engagement) the bait stays up for longer, outperforming competing baits
By 2030 you can expect all openings to be about 95% Black folkpeak. By seething you're contributing
How do we stop it? I don't want to use Black person speech.
>How do we stop it?
https://www.Cinemaphile/faq#sage
You can thank Elon Musk for this. By monetizing engagement he encouraged bait and the art has been perfected. Now ive noticed a lot of the big accounts always make one little typo on purpose to get people to correct them and bait people into getting them angry for no reason. This shit used to be confined to more normie platforms like instagram and tiktok but now its also on twitter.
Option one: Learning there, their and they're, including when to use them and how to spell them. This typically happens in school.
Option two: Excluding all three from your language and going to Harvard for free.
They're hiding their money over there.
>dey hidin dey money hors d'oeuvres
taylor swift
You take taylor, I’ll take Beyonce, we split it, deal?
Most of these c**ts are sitting on convoluted assets or living Black person rich lifestyles. I need to do more research to find a moron that would have most their wealth in liquid assets.
Seth Rogan. I don't even want the money I just hate him.
Patton Oswalt. I don't even want his money. I just don't want him to have it.
Jamie Lee Curtis. Her net worth is apparently around $60 million, and she's a frail old woman. She is also a pedophile with a troon son so beating her to death is doing the world a favor.
I was going to say Warwick Davis but he's only worth about $10 million.
I'd beat the shit out of all of you fellow-guys. pic related
queen of the manlets
>queen
say that to my face bro
did kit hire her to stand next to him all the time so he can finally look tall
whoa, take it easy big guy. i'm not looking for trouble
Whoa. I'm out.
jeff bezos. he puts me in a chokehold and watches as my wagie lifeforce drains out of my eyes
robert deniro
Phillip Seymour Hoffman
Playing fantasy scenarios in your head is a sign of mental illness.
No its not
>preparation is mental illness
heh... tell that to batman
if you kill a killer, you didnt kill a killer and you are not a killer because the killer is you, nothing changed, the killer still exists, dont kill the killer as you become the killer, kill the killer inside of you
THE KILLER IN ME IS THE KILLER IN YOU
I have had this recurring fantasy. I'm a waiter at a high end restaurant, somewhere in New York City. It's a late summer evening. Taylor Swift and Henry Cavill are there at the same time. I buy two of the second most expensive bottle of alcohol (relevant to what their meals are) at the restaurant and give one to each of them, claiming they bought each other them. They then want to one up each other with the most expensive bottles, before they get up and properly say hello to one another. This spirals into them breaking up with their respective significant others and dating each other then marrying each other, and having three gorgeous children.
>being able to simulate events in your mind, prepare and think about how actions/events may play out is one of the things that separates humans from the vast majority of animals
>mental illness
get a load of this non apple imaginer
t. "but i did have breakfast this morning" guy
Mel Brooks, he's 97.
He'd frick you up nerd
Maybe when I was a baby. Now? He'll break a hip or rib from falling from bed.
I would expect Mel to fight dirty but entertainingly.
He absolutely has some pocket matzoh for making quick, squid-like escapes from untamed goyim.
>this anon is about to receive a candygram
Heh, nothin’ personal
Ryan Seacrest
*Their
I will not condone the negrification of the English language.
Putin. He's a rich manlet and a desk jockey. Would break him in half.
Try saying that to my face
He has black belt in judo
whoever the richest woman is so there'd be no chance of losing
Bezos' wife or Gates' wife. Not sure which.
I think Sam Waltons' (walmart) widow is the richest woman in the US
He said richest WOMAN, moron
Donald Trump
Vince Vaughn
Joe Rogan
Rob Schneider
Chris Pratt
John Voight
James Woods
literally every one of those would heem you. You forgot Mel Gibson and Kevin Sorbo btw.
Lmao besides the manlet Rogan , none have fighting experience
Hardly matters when they're going up against this
maybe you could beat Trump cause hes old but if he was 20 years back dude would crush you, same for Vince Vaughn but more recently he could still kick your ass
Neither do you.
Looks like I'm beating the shit out of taylor swift for the billion
While beating her up, wouldn't be a problem, you'd need to fight off millions of Swifties after. Best of luck.
You make it sound like getting to kill millions of whtie women would be a negative thing.
Literally the worst thing that can happen. Kill some blacks or browns.
>me when swift and her swifties cult come at me
>vegeta uses stage directions when talking about left/right
>both job to superman
Wrong, israeliteperman would get his shit pushed in by Goku. Daily reminder that israeliteperman can literally be KILLED by a little green rock. lol
she'd crush your scrawny neck between her thighs
pusy
AYAYAYAAAA MAMACITAAA
jeeez get some standards anon....
You’re sad
Beat me to it.
Kim Kardashian, I'd love to beat the shit out of her, and she's worth over a billion.
I'll fight Jerry Seinfeld and Larry David at the same time for a 100% guaranteed victory and cool billy.
Finally someone else who made the obvious choice. billionaire israelites in their 70s.
I wouldn't fight Larry David. That dude is still vital.
it's kind of sad that he's ending his show because his castmates are getting too old and sick instead of him, bit funny tho.
We were lucky to have it.
I'll miss that lil' israelite homie like you wouldn't believe.
Jonah Hill
homie what are you gonna do with all those Subway gift cards?
ascend
Ezra Miller
We're allowed to kill them right?
Jonah Hill, a fricking 10yo girl took him down
???
Did I miss another Jonah Feldstein blunder, did a 10 year old beat him up?
Taylor Swift is getting fricking destroyed.
Jeff bezos
Jeff Bezos' ex-wife
>Who you choosing
Oprah.
Tim Curry
I don't think I'd have the heart to one hand smother him with a pillow.
Tim Curry
OP's pic doesn't specify you need to kill them. Just pushing his wheelchair over and delivering a couple of swift kicks to his stomach would probably constitute as "winning".
It's all fun and games until Tim stands up and starts Frankensteining towards you
>*stands up*
>Impressive! This is the first time I've ever had to fight at full power...
Seth Rogan. I don't care that he isn't the richest I want to fight him.
You know what I like a bit of a challenge, I'll fight Tom Cruise.
Alan Ritchson
the hard part is picking someone who is both incredibly rich and does not have a schizo fanbase who will hunt you down when you win
Zendaya
Hard mode
Must be a action star younger than 50
I'll go with Tom Holland then. I don't want to fight a real action star I believe they have the moves for real.
Chris Pratt I guess. Pretty sure he's an actual b***h based on interviews
Tom Holland as well then or Chris Evans
The RLM one of course
>Chris Evans
This is also my pic
Had the same thought as the guy above you
Evans is definitely "never been punched in the face in his life" material
Emily Kinney
Jami Gertz - 8 Billion
She's probably about that number of lives lost
yep
>andrew dice clay was on diff'rent strokes
what
OH!
gina carano
fight preparation: semen retention for 100 days and nights
desired outcome: she instantly takes me down and crushes my skull in her massive thighs and i bust a gigantic load and die
Bill Gates.
>you have all they money who u fighting
I wanna see this moron go against Stephen Fry in a "not being a lingual ape" fight.
Then I'll fight Stephen in a "not being a scrumptious boy buttocks aficionado" fight.
sorry, I don't talk to Black folk.
How come Black folks refuse to use the word "their"?
Is it related to their penchant for stealing?
its hard to pronounce for them
Elon musk, I've moved fridges many times before.
i wonder how moronic the average person is going to sound in 2040. they already can't speak english properly and they're only declining.
Mark Ruffalo
And I'd wear the Hulk hands as I beat the fricker.
Danny Devito
Larry David. That scrawny old israelite is like a billionaire or something and he wouldn't stand a chance
Larry Silverstein
You Black folk aren't really giving this any though. The correct answer is Mariah Carey. I will fight her, get all her money and belongings, and I will not let anyone use "All I Want For Christmas Is You" before December 1st as it should be. Also, she'll be poor, so I'll allow her to suck my wiener on a daily basis if she wants to keep her lavish lifestyle, as long as she makes a new Christmas video every where the imagery subtly denounces things I don't like e.g all the dancers being white so that Black folk and other subhumans realize their place.
What happens if I lose? I have like 50$
you are forced to be a slave to whomever you lose to, and have to suck her toes everyday
Robert Downey Jr.
Warwick Davis
Danny DeVito, easily. if he's unavailable, every midget actor at once.
Seth Rogen
That's antisemitic.
Guy types like a fricking moronic Black person kys op
Mark Sinclair
Taylor swift
Love Micheal Jackson but... Easy money
that's ignorant you're being ignorant
Warwick Davis, except I'd never end the fight or allow him to surrender
Taylor Swift. I'd frick that b***h up.
Scooter Braun, and then I would give Taylor all her music back!!! forablowjob
Baron Jacob Rothschild, the actually richest and most powerful man in the planet... you know, as long as I'm guaranteed I won't suddenly commit suicide by shooting myself in the back of the head while I hung myself from the Eiffel Tower while I have 6 daggers in my back and my feet and hands have been cut off.
Warren Buffett. He can have Larry Ellison assist if he wants, I doubt I need a second for both of them, but if Larry joins I get all of his money, too.
This problem has now been solved by me providing the world's smartest answer. Thank you, next question?
anyone not saying Warren Buffett is jobbing. $120 billion for beating up a 93 year old? it’s like finding a Metal Slime from Dragon Quest or something
correct
not a celebrity I couldnt heem so Im rich in soul
Warren Buffet
Jessica Alba
idris elba but instead of fighting he stars in a biopic based on me
Saorise Ronan. I'd just like to meet her
Bill Gates or George Soros.
They're old and evil and have a shitload of money they're misusing. I could definitely take them.
>George Soros
This. This is the easiest compared to the amount of money you would get.
Meryl Streep or some other rich oldgay idk
Lynn Rothschild.
Warren Buffett
Fauci. To the the fricking death.
I could tell even before looking at the picture that this was written by a black person.
Sir Christopher Lee
He'll probably push my shit in, but to die by his hand would earn me Valhalla, where I'd ride eternal, shiny and chrome.
>Who you choosing?
I wouldn't choose anyone, I'd watch. like everyone else.
Jackie Chan. I'd lose, I don't care, the fight would be amazingly choreographed, and funny as hell to boot because of the slapstick elements.
Elon Musk
Elon would win.
>batman
>thunder cats
what colossal doush bags
Clint Eastwood, easy win
Mark Zuckerberg
>b-b-b-but he practices bjj!
I guarantee he's never been punched in the face in his life and would be completely incapable of setting up an arm bar while having his nose smashed flat. Pure BJJgays are the copium huffers of MMA when they get into sparring and realize that they only trained how to attack and offend with submission and have no idea how to defend against getting their ribs kneed in on the ground or eating elbows while they're trying to position and suddenly all their training goes out the window.
Lmao you'd get your ass turned into a pretzel and raped by little Zucky.
Nope. I'd be building my own bunker in Hawaii in two minutes or less with my new billions. He would be entirely helpless.
I like the other guy's friend in the background was like "Come on bro, stop. He trains every day." Then as the guy is choked out he's like "See? Told you. Trains every day." Good on him for being gentle. Seriously, good on everyone involved except the flatfooted black dude. Hope he learns from this.
Yeah, next time don't forget your gun.
Maisie Williams. I'm not after the money.
Taylor Swift
Peter Dinklage.
It was really fricked up what he did to dwarf actors. Also I think it would be reasonably easy, as long as I don't let him bite my ankles.
Oprah. She's old and fat now, I could probably frick her up. Plus she's got close to a billion.
Law of blacks states that any time you fight a black, 6 more have to jump in.
I wouldnt fight anyone, i would listen to what they had to say, and thats what no one did.
Mr Beast
Bruce Willis obviously
That one midget who was one of the professors in Harry Potter
Peter Dinklage
Line em up, brother
Françoise Bettencourt Meyers
Michael Cera
Chris Rock. there's already blood in the water.
Translation: You get to fight one celebrity and if you win, you get all their money. Who do you fight?
Who do you choose?
Correcting ebonics is racis
Bam Margera. Its not about the money, I just think he could do with a kicking
>you have all they money
GOOD MORNING Black person
RDJ
>Net worth $25M
I think part of this exercise worth serious consideration is not maximising the money you'll earn but rather the odds of winning it in the first place.
Otherwise it's for nothing.
The only better choices here will be hyper successful child actors.
Could always go with easier odds and choose Kat Williams.
Little niglets only worth about 4 mil but even children regularly wreck him
Stephen King, as long as he doesnt get into the coke and go Popeye on me I've got the shit in the bag
I would like to kick Hunter Schafer in the balls. I don't care about the money.
jimmy carter
The trick isnt to beat Jimmy, it's his secret service detail you have to worry about
Mads Mikkelsen
I have at least 10 dollars. You should fight me instead
Alexandra Daddario, but Ill probably lose on purpose...
This guy and I would do it for free. Heck, I would even pay to fight him.
Scarlet Johansson. I'll tackle her , and engage into wrestling, the type you usually see in jail between an inmate , and a weaker, more feminine inmate
Gotta go with Peter Dinklage. More money than Warwick.
If you're going with celebrity as someone known widely, not just an entertainer, than the obvious choice is Bill Gates, George Soros, or Warren Buffet. Mainly because they are literal billionaires, but also because they are old as frick and you could definitely beat them in a fight.
>when some giant is trying to kill you for your money
I really want to beat up Seth Rogen
I would destroy Elon Musk in a fight.
kevin hart. mf is like 5'1
He could frick you up
no one that size is fricking anyone up
Elon Musk. First thing I'll do with is threaten to give up the secrets of Starlink to Iran, Russia, and China if Truth Social isn't shutdown and Trump isn't forced to be back on Twitter. I'll send hitmen to rape Jared to show that I mean business.
Warren Buffett. Dude is so old it would be an easy fight
Debicki
On the off-chance that I lose against that sticc at least I have a hot experience I can remember for the rest of my life.
Anyone not saying Warren Buffet is an idiot. Absolutely safe 100+ billion.
Yes, but the emotional satisfaction of breaking Eddie Redmayne's nose is priceless.
Why the frick can't nigs speak proper English?
Taylor Swift.
And to be honest, she would probably win. I just want to get the chance to punch that c**t.
Madonna, someone needs to save her from herself.
The richest female celebrity.
Klaus Schwab
Ben Shapiro, all proceeds would go to Hamas
Kanye. Shiiiiiet, that lil b***h pretty rich.
Bruce Willis
Ted Turner
He can barely speak or move now with his degenerative disease so I think I could take him
I don't even care how much he has, but I would beat the absolute shit out of Stephen King
Taylor swift
HASAN PIKER
If I beat up Joe Biden will I become president?
no but you get all of his bribes and blood money
>$200 Million
He always hated exercise. I lift heavy weights. EZ win
Some old billionaire obviously, if it's one on one and they can't use their bodyguards.
I’d say Zuckerberg, but if he sheds his human covering, his true lizard form might be formidable.
>Picks the MMA boss
>Has a second form
Kino. What music plays during the second stage?
>All they money
>No punctuation
Why do Black folk insist on destroying language?
Emma Stone. Claim her as my breeding prize once I win.
H3h3
killing him would be so satisfying
matt leblanc for his hot meal, I could do with one
xqc
>xqcl
Jenna Ortega in a "sex" match
I would give Aubrey Plaza a pounding she'd never forget
The easy answer is Elon, because any one of us could beat the shit out of him.