better question is what the fricking ARCHERS were going to do against the chaos sorceress? >"the strongest witch in the universe is coming to destroy our kung fu mountain temple" >"bring me the grass-colored cow and our best wooden stick warriors"
the magic in this movie makes no fricking sense and when it does it's the lamest crap
it either does what real-life objects do but worse (e.g. the magic chains they used in the opening sequence) or is just ki-blasts that do next to nothing
the only "magic" that actually happened in this movie was reanimating the corpse at the end
>>"the strongest witch in the universe is coming to destroy our kung fu mountain temple" >>"bring me the grass-colored cow and our best wooden stick warriors"
Why even take the effort to model the cow, animate it and put it there when it does nothing. A regular guy would have bee enough.
>what the fricking ARCHERS were going to do against the chaos sorceress?
that's true though, why are there Archers anyway? Does the temple have something against using guns and rocket launchers? I mean if you're just going to be shooting regular arrows then might as well use guns. Transportation of heavy weapons can't be the issue, they can instantly travel anywhere.
The archers were untrained acolytes. They're the laborers. They were rebuilding art the end of the movie while others trained.
better question is what the fricking ARCHERS were going to do against the chaos sorceress? >"the strongest witch in the universe is coming to destroy our kung fu mountain temple" >"bring me the grass-colored cow and our best wooden stick warriors"
the magic in this movie makes no fricking sense and when it does it's the lamest crap
it either does what real-life objects do but worse (e.g. the magic chains they used in the opening sequence) or is just ki-blasts that do next to nothing
the only "magic" that actually happened in this movie was reanimating the corpse at the end
they were glowing magic arrows you worthless moron. pay attention next time
I mean they did dimensional door, magic shield, magic weapon, fireball, polymorph (blackbolt), dominate (the golems), magic missile. I think. It’s been a while. I watched through making note of d&d spells or their equivalent and there ended up being more than I thought.
Yeah, honestly it really pisses me off of Wong’s whole magical Schtick is using a knife on a chain or summoning swords. What a total waste of magic potential. Atleast Strange and Wanda did a few cool things with actual spell stuff.
it could be that they are just shit at being creative with it. Wong is basically a librarian/tank, while Strange's whole shtick is that he does things extremely well but unconventionally.
He is more willing to risk a move, while most of the sorcerers go for magic weapons, because they were trained with those.
Or just the usual lazy writing.
It’s just lame that’s all. And it didn’t even have to be with the whole weapon focus. He could have been using them with portals or as a medium for other spell-like stuff. Or doing that anime thing where they float around him defensively. There’s lots of stuff they could done besides making a sword and using it like a sword. It’s especially bad since he’s the current sorcerer supreme. I get he’s not exactly the ideal candidate but come on.
I literally would have done the same and I wouldn’t even need to be brainwashed. She could just whisper mommy milk in my ear and I’d kill dr strange myself
it's the globalist anti-meat eating agenda, they want you to see cows as people. Slowly you will see more anthropomorphic cows in all Disney movies, eventually will come the jokes from the animated cows about eating them and how it's not cool. Then they will get serious, "STOP EATING US". It will influence the younger generation, at least a 20% increase in vegans from this alone 10 years from now.
not the "bull" you're used to, I am sure.
OP BTFO
My husband is so hot!
better question is what the fricking ARCHERS were going to do against the chaos sorceress?
>"the strongest witch in the universe is coming to destroy our kung fu mountain temple"
>"bring me the grass-colored cow and our best wooden stick warriors"
the magic in this movie makes no fricking sense and when it does it's the lamest crap
it either does what real-life objects do but worse (e.g. the magic chains they used in the opening sequence) or is just ki-blasts that do next to nothing
the only "magic" that actually happened in this movie was reanimating the corpse at the end
>>"the strongest witch in the universe is coming to destroy our kung fu mountain temple"
>>"bring me the grass-colored cow and our best wooden stick warriors"
Why even take the effort to model the cow, animate it and put it there when it does nothing. A regular guy would have bee enough.
The archers were untrained acolytes. They're the laborers. They were rebuilding art the end of the movie while others trained.
>what the fricking ARCHERS were going to do against the chaos sorceress?
that's true though, why are there Archers anyway? Does the temple have something against using guns and rocket launchers? I mean if you're just going to be shooting regular arrows then might as well use guns. Transportation of heavy weapons can't be the issue, they can instantly travel anywhere.
they were glowing magic arrows you worthless moron. pay attention next time
what do they do?
no but what's up with the grass cow, seriously, where did it come from? why is it here?
I mean they did dimensional door, magic shield, magic weapon, fireball, polymorph (blackbolt), dominate (the golems), magic missile. I think. It’s been a while. I watched through making note of d&d spells or their equivalent and there ended up being more than I thought.
Yeah, honestly it really pisses me off of Wong’s whole magical Schtick is using a knife on a chain or summoning swords. What a total waste of magic potential. Atleast Strange and Wanda did a few cool things with actual spell stuff.
it could be that they are just shit at being creative with it. Wong is basically a librarian/tank, while Strange's whole shtick is that he does things extremely well but unconventionally.
He is more willing to risk a move, while most of the sorcerers go for magic weapons, because they were trained with those.
Or just the usual lazy writing.
It’s just lame that’s all. And it didn’t even have to be with the whole weapon focus. He could have been using them with portals or as a medium for other spell-like stuff. Or doing that anime thing where they float around him defensively. There’s lots of stuff they could done besides making a sword and using it like a sword. It’s especially bad since he’s the current sorcerer supreme. I get he’s not exactly the ideal candidate but come on.
I mean a bull Jedi sounds kino
I'm trans btw
Same. Jaks don’t bother me btw.
I CLAPPED WHEN I SAW IT
Why were so many of the followers so weak willed?
Because wanda is sexy
I literally would have done the same and I wouldn’t even need to be brainwashed. She could just whisper mommy milk in my ear and I’d kill dr strange myself
uh-oh, times up, he's about to get #metoo'd!
Sex appeal
oh so for the zoophiles?
it's the globalist anti-meat eating agenda, they want you to see cows as people. Slowly you will see more anthropomorphic cows in all Disney movies, eventually will come the jokes from the animated cows about eating them and how it's not cool. Then they will get serious, "STOP EATING US". It will influence the younger generation, at least a 20% increase in vegans from this alone 10 years from now.
>greenbull
it's a hidden reference to One Piece
I thought it was some comic reference. Are the green cow and America Chavez not from the comics?
are there people that actually read these comics in 2022?
>MCU back then
>it's literally our world except Tony Stark made an iron man suit and also out in space are aliens our world called norse gods
>Mcu now
>MAGIC MYSTICAL CHINA WUXU
>SUPER POWERS ARE REAL AND HAVE BEEN FOREVER
>GIANT ANIMAL PEOPLE!
Capeshit really is getting terrible, they're getting more and more like the comics and that's not a good thing.
bull head guy is in the comics
comics are lot crazier than other media
>some Indians spent days modeling and animating this man-cow that was only in the movie for 12 seconds