Why are these people like this?

Why are these people like this?

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what do you mean "you people"?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Black folk. He meant Black folk, they love spongejon.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ah, thanks!

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    All movies and TV shows are a bunch of people playing pretend. This entire category of entertainment is childish, so who gives a frick.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >part of being an adult is not caring what other people think!
      >boing boing wahoo!
      embarrassing man child detected

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you're on Cinemaphile

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          yes and so are you and you said stupid things and then got btfo
          where would you like to get btfo instead

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You're not making a point

          >ugh anon, what are you reading?
          >Hey! novels are just pretend stories anyway and the entire concept of "make believe" is childish anyway! Heh, looks like you got some growing up to do

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            who are you quoting?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            see

            Imagine deliberately getting yourself worked up over strawmen you made up inside your head.
            >ugh what if there was a guy out there who said THIS and did THAT? that makes me so MAD!

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              it’s not made up that’s just your cops for being exposed bro lmao

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I only read technical manuals like a read adult should.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >story books meant for toddlers and technical manuals are the only things available to read
              strawman fallacy

              I don't watch them myself, so I dunno

              Youre dodging the question

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Bro....
            Why can't my copy of the Odyssey actually have shit like that in it???

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You're not making a point

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          no he is
          can you explain how he isn’t?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I could

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              i don’t believe you and i don’t think anybody else would either

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >part of being an adult is not caring what other people think
        that's correct.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          that’s why i transitioned without shame

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Happy for you!

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              thanks i’m grooming your kids

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I don't have any...

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                makes sense

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                But you assumed the opposite before...

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                not the same anon
                you’re just a homosexual bro

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No, I'm straight

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >adult taking elective surgeries and drugs
            I don't have an issue with this the same way I don't have an issue with weirdos that pierce every part of their body and put ink into the whites of their eyes. I won't interact with them, thoughever.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Omg you are SO mature for watching overpaid millionaires play pretend on camera.
        How do I become as epically mature as you? Can I subscribe to your newsletter?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        god i can’t wait until metokur’s autoimmune-whatever disease he has finally gets him. sick of seeing snoys throw his moronic jibber-jabber. that dude was a huge loser and the only reason he’s not a lolcow is because he was smart enough to keep his life private.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >i am NOT more childish than you for preferring my little pony over lawrence of arabia!!!!!!!! its the
      EXACT same!!!!!!!

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Strawmans, and specially ones with soijaks, make you look childish.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Don't you DARE criticize me watching Bluey as a 29 year old man OKAY!?!? I bet you watch Clint Eastwood movies so who's the REAL manbaby now huh!?

        This unironically. All movies are for kids and women. If you’re gonna waste your time watching Breaking Bad instead of spreading your genes or dying in a war you might as well be watching The Wiggles, there is no difference in how you’re spending your time other than vain aesthetics

        You’re literally like the man child in the OP pic if you try argue otherwise
        >NOOOO MY CHILDISH WASTE OF TIME IS ACTUALLY LE MATURE IT HAS DEEP THEMES AND SEX AND SWEARING FOR BIG BOYS LIKE ME!!!!!

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Dying in a war is literally the most childish thing you can do.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Enlist yourself then, assuming you're not some out of shape, balding, sedentary elder millennial. The mental breakdowns you'd be having would be amusing

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Being a jarhead is just an excuse to not have to get a real job.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not saying jarheads have the best life, nor are they particularly smart, but one thing war isn't is childish

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It absolutely is the domain of manchildren and dropouts that couldn't hack it in the real world.
                And dying in war is the most childish thing imaginable.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                An actual manchild/failed dropout troons out and gets into tranime while wiping off Dorito stains from his fingers behind blackout curtains in his mancave. Don't get it twisted

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Those are the exact people that join up with the military because they watched too much Tanya the Evil.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >if you aren't a soulless meat bug you are wasting your time

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this

      cope

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >part of being an adult is not caring what other people think!
        >boing boing wahoo!
        embarrassing man child detected

        >i am NOT more childish than you for preferring my little pony over lawrence of arabia!!!!!!!! its the
        EXACT same!!!!!!!

        I dont watch children's shows nor do I like them, I'm just pointing out that tv/film is about playing pretend. And adults playing pretend is more pathetic than children playing pretend. It's why I don't respect actors.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          giga based. when I came to this realization, I deleted my media folder and never looked back. this is my first post on Cinemaphile in years

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >mfw I'm a multi-millionaire famous actor but some anon on Cinemaphile says he doesn't respect me

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          not even Kinski? ;(

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >guys im a real adult, I only watch flashing colors and happy fun teehee things
      >judging me is dumb, what's adult anyways
      >what's life, see I can say adult sounding things, I'm a big boy
      >you guys are the real children for judging me because I said so
      There is no difference between watching something for kids and watching mature stuff, it's literally words used to describe genres and the type of media you'll see. People losing their mind over random made up connotations are the insecure homosexuals who constantly worry about how they look doing shit instead of actually just watching it and moving on with your life.
      People tend to like "mature" stuff cuz it'll tend to have more complex themes and ideas you can actually think about, and you'll get judged because you look like an absolute brainlet if the only thing you can understand is marvel shit or 10 yr old girls playing patty cake and heavily implied Yuri shit.
      >but guys don't judge me because I don't want to think I just want to watch stuff and be happy fun cute hehe and brain off
      That's called shame, and it comes from your understanding of societal norms that lead you to believe you're inferior for being so moronic
      Which you are

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I think you’re a homosexual and forgetting that cartoons used to be made for adults
        Fantasia was not written for children

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Don't you DARE criticize me watching Bluey as a 29 year old man OKAY!?!? I bet you watch Clint Eastwood movies so who's the REAL manbaby now huh!?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You're afraid to watch r rated movies

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Even though animated shows and movies are mostly aimed towards children it's the fact that grown adults are watching these type of stuff and expect studios to cater to their leftist political ideas instead of being made for children

      The sad thing about animation and comics is that the industry is full of pseudo intellectual adult children whose personalities revolve around leftist politics and twitter instead of actual artist that want to expand on the genres so that we can get actual mature animated shows, movies and comics

      Sure they're job is to pretend but it's more about what type of medium that is made towards rather than the whole medium itself

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This. There is no such thing as sophisticated or mature entertainment consumption, it’s inherently childish

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nobody looks like this and nobody says this

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >no one talks or acts like this
      >

      [...]


      This site has entire containment boards just for these people

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        liberals on Cinemaphile are like israelites irl
        >we don’t exist! you’re just making me up!

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Jews are real?!?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            yes they just aren’t human

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        MLP hasn't been relevant for like 15 years.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine deliberately getting yourself worked up over strawmen you made up inside your head.
      >ugh what if there was a guy out there who said THIS and did THAT? that makes me so MAD!

      I literally say that. Stfu

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Live action is hardly better than animation. Real adults read books anyway.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine deliberately getting yourself worked up over strawmen you made up inside your head.
    >ugh what if there was a guy out there who said THIS and did THAT? that makes me so MAD!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Do you think its embarrassing for an adult to genuinely watch a show meant for children and/or toddlers on their own?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        he obviously does and that’s why he’s projecting shame

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't watch them myself, so I dunno

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    now watch someone post that utterly moronic cs lewis quote to justify it kek

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I watch bluey with my toddlers. Its tolerable, which is more than i can say for most shows, kid or otherwise

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They keep getting older

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >OH MY GOD THAT'S SO WEIRD.
    Now you sound like a god damn woman.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      not really
      women only think something is unacceptable or weird if she’s told to feel that way
      men have independent judgement

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        lol bullshit you sound like a fricking teenage girl. If you want to enforce social norms this is the wrong web site.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >heh. me and my cool friends are totally breaking social norms right now

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            you sound like an actual girl who is afraid people will find things that are true and acknowledge them
            i bet i could get you to swallow my load

            >Hysterical women
            lol go fricking gossip at the hair salon susan and katie.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              being a woman is embarrassing and inferior yes

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              wow owned. getting your hair cut is so much more embarassing than a 30 year old incel loser obsessed with tranime

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Did guys ever watch Machi Machi Mega Dookie Force X? Its really good and has mature themes. One of the characters gets sad and depressed!

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I say this

            >um if you watch things l don't like I won't sit with you at lunch

            I look like this

            [...]
            >ugh anon, what are you reading?
            >Hey! novels are just pretend stories anyway and the entire concept of "make believe" is childish anyway! Heh, looks like you got some growing up to do

            I read this

            >part of being an adult is not caring what other people think!
            >boing boing wahoo!
            embarrassing man child detected

            I believe this

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Well, that's disgusting.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you sound like an actual girl who is afraid people will find things that are true and acknowledge them
          i bet i could get you to swallow my load

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >heh, alpha males like me dont care what women think
      >dies alone without ever touching pussy
      you sound like a gay. lol

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        funny you posted this because after having sex and a girlfriend it made me care even less about women

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do you think 30 year olds in 1990 were watching cartoons?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Absolutely. Toy Story 2 has the Al's Toy Barn dude.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >movies represent reality!!!!
        mental midget

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They do though.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Who do you think was importing anime and obsessing over Transformers and shit?
      As that other anon said, even 90s Pixar movies were making fun of that crowd.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Probably. My dad enjoyed watching Johny Quest with me and he was an eternally seething farming reject manlet that beat me when he saw me playing Pokemon Stadium and the pokemon danced at the end of one of the minigames and smashed my Ruroni Kenshin figures infron of my face.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >enjoyed Hanna-Barbera kino
        >tranime sent him into a rage
        Yeah, I'm thinking based

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i actually quite enjoy watching Molang and im 25
    Piu Piu is really funny

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >um if you watch things l don't like I won't sit with you at lunch

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      >Hysterical women
      lol go fricking gossip at the hair salon susan and katie.

      Real tough guy over hear watching Bluey and other baby cartoons.

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What is it about politics that turns midwits into completely unhinged schizos?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what is it about actual short bus riding morons and making the exact post you just made?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        lol you're just a gossipy b***h.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          says the actual woman (yikes)

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yikes, stay away you creepy stalker.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Online politics is more addicting than porn, it consumes these people's lives so that they literally cannot think of anything else. It's sad honestly.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        whereas what you’re doing is cool and attractive and contributing so much more
        definitely not a defeated redditor

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That's right, thanks.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            you’re welcome you sex having straight white male with higher than 90 iq

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because they get to choose one and feel like they're right about something for once in their life. There's a million arguments for stuff too, and by regurgitating what other people said they get to feel like they have the ability to think for themselves

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        could say the same about you

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >no you
          Baiting homosexual I fricked your mom

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            you don’t have a dick

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah I've got 5 different strapons and she liked them all. Your dad's next on the list, he looks like a frick able little twink who likes it in the ass. I see you get your looks from him too anon, maybe I'll let you clean the shit off my wieners when I'm done

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                sounds gay

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i watch a lot of nanalan its kino

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm going to keep rewatching Teen Titans and there's nothing you can do to stop me

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Creators will pop in little things for the parents to watch so they can get some extra enjoyment watching with their kids. That does not mean the writers were writing jokes for adults without children so they could enjoy the show alone and pantsless

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Watch "adult" cartoons
    >Nothing but gore, sex and swearing that only comes off as tryhard and cringy
    >Watch cartoons "for kids"
    >They're actually good and even come off as more mature

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >wow this tv show for 9 year olds is so much better than this tv show for 13 year olds
      wait til you hear about tv shows for adults!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Americans stopped being able to make good adult cartoons long ago.
      Only rarely will you get something decent. Scavenger's Reign is probably the last decent one that comes to mind.

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    thinking anyone really cares what you watch is dumb
    all that matters is your randomly generated appearance

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine not watching Megas XLR for the sorry excuse that it's a cartoon. Enjoy your weather report or whatever you think "adults" enjoy

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yeah i think im gonna stick with mad men sorry kiddo. haha

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >he thinks watching mad men is a mature choice
        kek

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Cartoons? Those are for children! I only watch grown-up movies like The Batman

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    lot of "men" ITT defending watching cartoons made for 4 year olds by themselves, really makes me think

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    don't care, still watching Dragon Ball

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Weebs be like ''YO this shit's fire!''

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        bejitabros.... are we cucked sissies that enjoy being molested by Chadza??

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Gay

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd make a distinction between "watching" and "discussing"
    Many adults watch kids shows with their children
    If they started dissecting them, beyond a "this is good/bad for kids", I'd consider them freaks. If they're women, well women are moronic, if they're men, they're probably pedos

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Replace "Nick jr" with anime and you have your typical weeb. Honestly the same shit at the end of the day.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm pretty sure OP made that image with "nick jr" in it to display actual children's shows like MLP

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I honestly just assumed he was a weeb shit posting on Cinemaphile, animes are much worse where these people are the vast majority and are actually catered to the most, op and most people defending it here are using the same exact garbage arguments and strawmans

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yep. Modern anime is trash

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Gets deleted on /co
    >Stays up on Cinemaphile
    Do the jannies there just lack the ability to take criticism?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Isn't Cinemaphile one of those elitist boards full of homosexuals? Cinemaphile has always been a shitposting board, just like /b/ and current day /misc/. And Cinemaphile I guess, but Cinemaphile died about 10 years ago

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I also live in a country founded to duck British taxes and now half of my paycheck goes to them. How things change!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Black person St Kitts?

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    As was always intended... These children shows had a few jokes for adults intended for the parents watching the cartoon with their children. Not closet-pedo troony incel NEETs who autistically obsess over a cartoon... Like who has time to watch 6hr YouTube essay on SpongeBob or whatever? But I know people do watch these.

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is this post just bait or are you talking about barneygay?

  29. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Blueybros!? we need to defend our daddy Bandit!

  30. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly porn has more people from middle school watching it as opposed to classic Disney animated films like Snow White.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Like literally middle schoolers are more interested in R rated material than adults are. My grandfather is actually more of a fan of PG-13 romantic films than anything.

  31. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There's a difference between mature content and "mature" content.

  32. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They desperately want to seem "mature" whilst indulging in childish slop.

  33. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    some of you homies never learned about love and stories from Princess Tutu and it shows

  34. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sooo true.

  35. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I watch it because it's nice and doesn't mind rape me. Same reason I like watching A Man for All Seasons.

  36. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The irony of posting such an image on this website, andthinking you are better than the people you are making fun of.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I am better

  37. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Finding new good media is actually fairly hard if you don't have an in-road.
    Look at all the people who say that there is literally nothing good to watch 'anymore'.
    That is just an extreme example of it. Adults that never moved on from children's media who have to self-justify why it is actually mature and clever and they're not weird for primarily consuming.

  38. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What compels a person to seethe uncontrollably and resort to jakposting?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It pissed you off enough that you had to post about them.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >you mad xD
        Intrigued, most likely.

  39. 4 weeks ago
    Zach

    Dude the Lion King is fricking Shakespeare style animated kino. How is it seen as weeb trash?

  40. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    to be fair some episode of the clone wars were genuinely kino and enjoyable by adults

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      tO bE fAiR
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  41. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Notice people that read books never do this weird shit where they read kids' books and pretend they're deep. Movies are for spergs basically.

  42. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They're infantile and embarrassed. Mr Rodgers covered death and even explained the Kennedy assassination to kids in a mature way.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >even explained the Kennedy assassination
      Did he tell them how it was a plot from the glowies?

  43. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    harry potter fans

  44. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    do what makes you happy on this short and miserable existence
    if cartoons make you smile, godspeed anons

  45. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i was watching LIzzie Mcguire yesterday, gotta admit as a 30 year old man it did feel a little weird but it was comfy

  46. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Uh, Odd Squad is actually really well written. It's very snappy and witty and includes but does not rely on catchphrases. And there's a lot of visual gags a more casual viewer might miss like Olympia taking off her glasses just to put on an identical pair of glasses

  47. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >this thread again
    Insecure teens are something else, aren't they?

  48. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    dunno what you saying but picrel looks like chink, chinks are not human
    >t.asiatic

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