>ugh anon, what are you reading? >Hey! novels are just pretend stories anyway and the entire concept of "make believe" is childish anyway! Heh, looks like you got some growing up to do
Imagine deliberately getting yourself worked up over strawmen you made up inside your head. >ugh what if there was a guy out there who said THIS and did THAT? that makes me so MAD!
>adult taking elective surgeries and drugs
I don't have an issue with this the same way I don't have an issue with weirdos that pierce every part of their body and put ink into the whites of their eyes. I won't interact with them, thoughever.
Omg you are SO mature for watching overpaid millionaires play pretend on camera.
How do I become as epically mature as you? Can I subscribe to your newsletter?
god i can’t wait until metokur’s autoimmune-whatever disease he has finally gets him. sick of seeing snoys throw his moronic jibber-jabber. that dude was a huge loser and the only reason he’s not a lolcow is because he was smart enough to keep his life private.
>Don't you DARE criticize me watching Bluey as a 29 year old man OKAY!?!? I bet you watch Clint Eastwood movies so who's the REAL manbaby now huh!?
This unironically. All movies are for kids and women. If you’re gonna waste your time watching Breaking Bad instead of spreading your genes or dying in a war you might as well be watching The Wiggles, there is no difference in how you’re spending your time other than vain aesthetics
You’re literally like the man child in the OP pic if you try argue otherwise >NOOOO MY CHILDISH WASTE OF TIME IS ACTUALLY LE MATURE IT HAS DEEP THEMES AND SEX AND SWEARING FOR BIG BOYS LIKE ME!!!!!
Enlist yourself then, assuming you're not some out of shape, balding, sedentary elder millennial. The mental breakdowns you'd be having would be amusing
Being a jarhead is just an excuse to not have to get a real job.
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I'm not saying jarheads have the best life, nor are they particularly smart, but one thing war isn't is childish
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It absolutely is the domain of manchildren and dropouts that couldn't hack it in the real world.
And dying in war is the most childish thing imaginable.
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An actual manchild/failed dropout troons out and gets into tranime while wiping off Dorito stains from his fingers behind blackout curtains in his mancave. Don't get it twisted
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Those are the exact people that join up with the military because they watched too much Tanya the Evil.
>part of being an adult is not caring what other people think! >boing boing wahoo!
embarrassing man child detected
>i am NOT more childish than you for preferring my little pony over lawrence of arabia!!!!!!!! its the
EXACT same!!!!!!!
I dont watch children's shows nor do I like them, I'm just pointing out that tv/film is about playing pretend. And adults playing pretend is more pathetic than children playing pretend. It's why I don't respect actors.
>guys im a real adult, I only watch flashing colors and happy fun teehee things >judging me is dumb, what's adult anyways >what's life, see I can say adult sounding things, I'm a big boy >you guys are the real children for judging me because I said so
There is no difference between watching something for kids and watching mature stuff, it's literally words used to describe genres and the type of media you'll see. People losing their mind over random made up connotations are the insecure homosexuals who constantly worry about how they look doing shit instead of actually just watching it and moving on with your life.
People tend to like "mature" stuff cuz it'll tend to have more complex themes and ideas you can actually think about, and you'll get judged because you look like an absolute brainlet if the only thing you can understand is marvel shit or 10 yr old girls playing patty cake and heavily implied Yuri shit. >but guys don't judge me because I don't want to think I just want to watch stuff and be happy fun cute hehe and brain off
That's called shame, and it comes from your understanding of societal norms that lead you to believe you're inferior for being so moronic
Which you are
Even though animated shows and movies are mostly aimed towards children it's the fact that grown adults are watching these type of stuff and expect studios to cater to their leftist political ideas instead of being made for children
The sad thing about animation and comics is that the industry is full of pseudo intellectual adult children whose personalities revolve around leftist politics and twitter instead of actual artist that want to expand on the genres so that we can get actual mature animated shows, movies and comics
Sure they're job is to pretend but it's more about what type of medium that is made towards rather than the whole medium itself
Imagine deliberately getting yourself worked up over strawmen you made up inside your head. >ugh what if there was a guy out there who said THIS and did THAT? that makes me so MAD!
Imagine deliberately getting yourself worked up over strawmen you made up inside your head. >ugh what if there was a guy out there who said THIS and did THAT? that makes me so MAD!
>um if you watch things l don't like I won't sit with you at lunch
I look like this
[...] >ugh anon, what are you reading? >Hey! novels are just pretend stories anyway and the entire concept of "make believe" is childish anyway! Heh, looks like you got some growing up to do
I read this
>part of being an adult is not caring what other people think! >boing boing wahoo!
embarrassing man child detected
Who do you think was importing anime and obsessing over Transformers and shit?
As that other anon said, even 90s Pixar movies were making fun of that crowd.
Probably. My dad enjoyed watching Johny Quest with me and he was an eternally seething farming reject manlet that beat me when he saw me playing Pokemon Stadium and the pokemon danced at the end of one of the minigames and smashed my Ruroni Kenshin figures infron of my face.
Because they get to choose one and feel like they're right about something for once in their life. There's a million arguments for stuff too, and by regurgitating what other people said they get to feel like they have the ability to think for themselves
Yeah I've got 5 different strapons and she liked them all. Your dad's next on the list, he looks like a frick able little twink who likes it in the ass. I see you get your looks from him too anon, maybe I'll let you clean the shit off my wieners when I'm done
Creators will pop in little things for the parents to watch so they can get some extra enjoyment watching with their kids. That does not mean the writers were writing jokes for adults without children so they could enjoy the show alone and pantsless
>Watch "adult" cartoons >Nothing but gore, sex and swearing that only comes off as tryhard and cringy >Watch cartoons "for kids" >They're actually good and even come off as more mature
Americans stopped being able to make good adult cartoons long ago.
Only rarely will you get something decent. Scavenger's Reign is probably the last decent one that comes to mind.
I'd make a distinction between "watching" and "discussing"
Many adults watch kids shows with their children
If they started dissecting them, beyond a "this is good/bad for kids", I'd consider them freaks. If they're women, well women are moronic, if they're men, they're probably pedos
I honestly just assumed he was a weeb shit posting on Cinemaphile, animes are much worse where these people are the vast majority and are actually catered to the most, op and most people defending it here are using the same exact garbage arguments and strawmans
Isn't Cinemaphile one of those elitist boards full of homosexuals? Cinemaphile has always been a shitposting board, just like /b/ and current day /misc/. And Cinemaphile I guess, but Cinemaphile died about 10 years ago
As was always intended... These children shows had a few jokes for adults intended for the parents watching the cartoon with their children. Not closet-pedo troony incel NEETs who autistically obsess over a cartoon... Like who has time to watch 6hr YouTube essay on SpongeBob or whatever? But I know people do watch these.
Like literally middle schoolers are more interested in R rated material than adults are. My grandfather is actually more of a fan of PG-13 romantic films than anything.
Finding new good media is actually fairly hard if you don't have an in-road.
Look at all the people who say that there is literally nothing good to watch 'anymore'.
That is just an extreme example of it. Adults that never moved on from children's media who have to self-justify why it is actually mature and clever and they're not weird for primarily consuming.
Uh, Odd Squad is actually really well written. It's very snappy and witty and includes but does not rely on catchphrases. And there's a lot of visual gags a more casual viewer might miss like Olympia taking off her glasses just to put on an identical pair of glasses
what do you mean "you people"?
Black folk. He meant Black folk, they love spongejon.
ah, thanks!
All movies and TV shows are a bunch of people playing pretend. This entire category of entertainment is childish, so who gives a frick.
this
>part of being an adult is not caring what other people think!
>boing boing wahoo!
embarrassing man child detected
you're on Cinemaphile
yes and so are you and you said stupid things and then got btfo
where would you like to get btfo instead
>ugh anon, what are you reading?
>Hey! novels are just pretend stories anyway and the entire concept of "make believe" is childish anyway! Heh, looks like you got some growing up to do
who are you quoting?
see
it’s not made up that’s just your cops for being exposed bro lmao
I only read technical manuals like a read adult should.
>story books meant for toddlers and technical manuals are the only things available to read
strawman fallacy
Youre dodging the question
Bro....
Why can't my copy of the Odyssey actually have shit like that in it???
You're not making a point
no he is
can you explain how he isn’t?
I could
i don’t believe you and i don’t think anybody else would either
>part of being an adult is not caring what other people think
that's correct.
that’s why i transitioned without shame
Happy for you!
thanks i’m grooming your kids
I don't have any...
makes sense
But you assumed the opposite before...
not the same anon
you’re just a homosexual bro
No, I'm straight
>adult taking elective surgeries and drugs
I don't have an issue with this the same way I don't have an issue with weirdos that pierce every part of their body and put ink into the whites of their eyes. I won't interact with them, thoughever.
Omg you are SO mature for watching overpaid millionaires play pretend on camera.
How do I become as epically mature as you? Can I subscribe to your newsletter?
god i can’t wait until metokur’s autoimmune-whatever disease he has finally gets him. sick of seeing snoys throw his moronic jibber-jabber. that dude was a huge loser and the only reason he’s not a lolcow is because he was smart enough to keep his life private.
>i am NOT more childish than you for preferring my little pony over lawrence of arabia!!!!!!!! its the
EXACT same!!!!!!!
Strawmans, and specially ones with soijaks, make you look childish.
This unironically. All movies are for kids and women. If you’re gonna waste your time watching Breaking Bad instead of spreading your genes or dying in a war you might as well be watching The Wiggles, there is no difference in how you’re spending your time other than vain aesthetics
You’re literally like the man child in the OP pic if you try argue otherwise
>NOOOO MY CHILDISH WASTE OF TIME IS ACTUALLY LE MATURE IT HAS DEEP THEMES AND SEX AND SWEARING FOR BIG BOYS LIKE ME!!!!!
Dying in a war is literally the most childish thing you can do.
Enlist yourself then, assuming you're not some out of shape, balding, sedentary elder millennial. The mental breakdowns you'd be having would be amusing
Being a jarhead is just an excuse to not have to get a real job.
I'm not saying jarheads have the best life, nor are they particularly smart, but one thing war isn't is childish
It absolutely is the domain of manchildren and dropouts that couldn't hack it in the real world.
And dying in war is the most childish thing imaginable.
An actual manchild/failed dropout troons out and gets into tranime while wiping off Dorito stains from his fingers behind blackout curtains in his mancave. Don't get it twisted
Those are the exact people that join up with the military because they watched too much Tanya the Evil.
>if you aren't a soulless meat bug you are wasting your time
cope
I dont watch children's shows nor do I like them, I'm just pointing out that tv/film is about playing pretend. And adults playing pretend is more pathetic than children playing pretend. It's why I don't respect actors.
giga based. when I came to this realization, I deleted my media folder and never looked back. this is my first post on Cinemaphile in years
>mfw I'm a multi-millionaire famous actor but some anon on Cinemaphile says he doesn't respect me
not even Kinski? ;(
>guys im a real adult, I only watch flashing colors and happy fun teehee things
>judging me is dumb, what's adult anyways
>what's life, see I can say adult sounding things, I'm a big boy
>you guys are the real children for judging me because I said so
There is no difference between watching something for kids and watching mature stuff, it's literally words used to describe genres and the type of media you'll see. People losing their mind over random made up connotations are the insecure homosexuals who constantly worry about how they look doing shit instead of actually just watching it and moving on with your life.
People tend to like "mature" stuff cuz it'll tend to have more complex themes and ideas you can actually think about, and you'll get judged because you look like an absolute brainlet if the only thing you can understand is marvel shit or 10 yr old girls playing patty cake and heavily implied Yuri shit.
>but guys don't judge me because I don't want to think I just want to watch stuff and be happy fun cute hehe and brain off
That's called shame, and it comes from your understanding of societal norms that lead you to believe you're inferior for being so moronic
Which you are
I think you’re a homosexual and forgetting that cartoons used to be made for adults
Fantasia was not written for children
>Don't you DARE criticize me watching Bluey as a 29 year old man OKAY!?!? I bet you watch Clint Eastwood movies so who's the REAL manbaby now huh!?
You're afraid to watch r rated movies
Even though animated shows and movies are mostly aimed towards children it's the fact that grown adults are watching these type of stuff and expect studios to cater to their leftist political ideas instead of being made for children
The sad thing about animation and comics is that the industry is full of pseudo intellectual adult children whose personalities revolve around leftist politics and twitter instead of actual artist that want to expand on the genres so that we can get actual mature animated shows, movies and comics
Sure they're job is to pretend but it's more about what type of medium that is made towards rather than the whole medium itself
This. There is no such thing as sophisticated or mature entertainment consumption, it’s inherently childish
Nobody looks like this and nobody says this
>no one talks or acts like this
>
This site has entire containment boards just for these people
liberals on Cinemaphile are like israelites irl
>we don’t exist! you’re just making me up!
Jews are real?!?
yes they just aren’t human
MLP hasn't been relevant for like 15 years.
I literally say that. Stfu
Live action is hardly better than animation. Real adults read books anyway.
Imagine deliberately getting yourself worked up over strawmen you made up inside your head.
>ugh what if there was a guy out there who said THIS and did THAT? that makes me so MAD!
Do you think its embarrassing for an adult to genuinely watch a show meant for children and/or toddlers on their own?
he obviously does and that’s why he’s projecting shame
I don't watch them myself, so I dunno
now watch someone post that utterly moronic cs lewis quote to justify it kek
I watch bluey with my toddlers. Its tolerable, which is more than i can say for most shows, kid or otherwise
They keep getting older
>OH MY GOD THAT'S SO WEIRD.
Now you sound like a god damn woman.
not really
women only think something is unacceptable or weird if she’s told to feel that way
men have independent judgement
lol bullshit you sound like a fricking teenage girl. If you want to enforce social norms this is the wrong web site.
>heh. me and my cool friends are totally breaking social norms right now
>Hysterical women
lol go fricking gossip at the hair salon susan and katie.
being a woman is embarrassing and inferior yes
wow owned. getting your hair cut is so much more embarassing than a 30 year old incel loser obsessed with tranime
>Did guys ever watch Machi Machi Mega Dookie Force X? Its really good and has mature themes. One of the characters gets sad and depressed!
I say this
I look like this
I read this
I believe this
Well, that's disgusting.
you sound like an actual girl who is afraid people will find things that are true and acknowledge them
i bet i could get you to swallow my load
>heh, alpha males like me dont care what women think
>dies alone without ever touching pussy
you sound like a gay. lol
funny you posted this because after having sex and a girlfriend it made me care even less about women
Do you think 30 year olds in 1990 were watching cartoons?
Absolutely. Toy Story 2 has the Al's Toy Barn dude.
>movies represent reality!!!!
mental midget
They do though.
Who do you think was importing anime and obsessing over Transformers and shit?
As that other anon said, even 90s Pixar movies were making fun of that crowd.
Probably. My dad enjoyed watching Johny Quest with me and he was an eternally seething farming reject manlet that beat me when he saw me playing Pokemon Stadium and the pokemon danced at the end of one of the minigames and smashed my Ruroni Kenshin figures infron of my face.
>enjoyed Hanna-Barbera kino
>tranime sent him into a rage
Yeah, I'm thinking based
i actually quite enjoy watching Molang and im 25
Piu Piu is really funny
>um if you watch things l don't like I won't sit with you at lunch
Real tough guy over hear watching Bluey and other baby cartoons.
What is it about politics that turns midwits into completely unhinged schizos?
what is it about actual short bus riding morons and making the exact post you just made?
lol you're just a gossipy b***h.
says the actual woman (yikes)
Yikes, stay away you creepy stalker.
Online politics is more addicting than porn, it consumes these people's lives so that they literally cannot think of anything else. It's sad honestly.
whereas what you’re doing is cool and attractive and contributing so much more
definitely not a defeated redditor
That's right, thanks.
you’re welcome you sex having straight white male with higher than 90 iq
Because they get to choose one and feel like they're right about something for once in their life. There's a million arguments for stuff too, and by regurgitating what other people said they get to feel like they have the ability to think for themselves
could say the same about you
>no you
Baiting homosexual I fricked your mom
you don’t have a dick
Yeah I've got 5 different strapons and she liked them all. Your dad's next on the list, he looks like a frick able little twink who likes it in the ass. I see you get your looks from him too anon, maybe I'll let you clean the shit off my wieners when I'm done
sounds gay
i watch a lot of nanalan its kino
I'm going to keep rewatching Teen Titans and there's nothing you can do to stop me
Creators will pop in little things for the parents to watch so they can get some extra enjoyment watching with their kids. That does not mean the writers were writing jokes for adults without children so they could enjoy the show alone and pantsless
>Watch "adult" cartoons
>Nothing but gore, sex and swearing that only comes off as tryhard and cringy
>Watch cartoons "for kids"
>They're actually good and even come off as more mature
>wow this tv show for 9 year olds is so much better than this tv show for 13 year olds
wait til you hear about tv shows for adults!
Americans stopped being able to make good adult cartoons long ago.
Only rarely will you get something decent. Scavenger's Reign is probably the last decent one that comes to mind.
thinking anyone really cares what you watch is dumb
all that matters is your randomly generated appearance
Imagine not watching Megas XLR for the sorry excuse that it's a cartoon. Enjoy your weather report or whatever you think "adults" enjoy
yeah i think im gonna stick with mad men sorry kiddo. haha
>he thinks watching mad men is a mature choice
kek
>Cartoons? Those are for children! I only watch grown-up movies like The Batman
lot of "men" ITT defending watching cartoons made for 4 year olds by themselves, really makes me think
don't care, still watching Dragon Ball
Weebs be like ''YO this shit's fire!''
bejitabros.... are we cucked sissies that enjoy being molested by Chadza??
Gay
I'd make a distinction between "watching" and "discussing"
Many adults watch kids shows with their children
If they started dissecting them, beyond a "this is good/bad for kids", I'd consider them freaks. If they're women, well women are moronic, if they're men, they're probably pedos
Replace "Nick jr" with anime and you have your typical weeb. Honestly the same shit at the end of the day.
I'm pretty sure OP made that image with "nick jr" in it to display actual children's shows like MLP
I honestly just assumed he was a weeb shit posting on Cinemaphile, animes are much worse where these people are the vast majority and are actually catered to the most, op and most people defending it here are using the same exact garbage arguments and strawmans
Yep. Modern anime is trash
>Gets deleted on /co
>Stays up on Cinemaphile
Do the jannies there just lack the ability to take criticism?
Isn't Cinemaphile one of those elitist boards full of homosexuals? Cinemaphile has always been a shitposting board, just like /b/ and current day /misc/. And Cinemaphile I guess, but Cinemaphile died about 10 years ago
I also live in a country founded to duck British taxes and now half of my paycheck goes to them. How things change!
Black person St Kitts?
As was always intended... These children shows had a few jokes for adults intended for the parents watching the cartoon with their children. Not closet-pedo troony incel NEETs who autistically obsess over a cartoon... Like who has time to watch 6hr YouTube essay on SpongeBob or whatever? But I know people do watch these.
Is this post just bait or are you talking about barneygay?
Blueybros!? we need to defend our daddy Bandit!
Honestly porn has more people from middle school watching it as opposed to classic Disney animated films like Snow White.
Like literally middle schoolers are more interested in R rated material than adults are. My grandfather is actually more of a fan of PG-13 romantic films than anything.
There's a difference between mature content and "mature" content.
They desperately want to seem "mature" whilst indulging in childish slop.
some of you homies never learned about love and stories from Princess Tutu and it shows
Sooo true.
I watch it because it's nice and doesn't mind rape me. Same reason I like watching A Man for All Seasons.
The irony of posting such an image on this website, andthinking you are better than the people you are making fun of.
I am better
Finding new good media is actually fairly hard if you don't have an in-road.
Look at all the people who say that there is literally nothing good to watch 'anymore'.
That is just an extreme example of it. Adults that never moved on from children's media who have to self-justify why it is actually mature and clever and they're not weird for primarily consuming.
What compels a person to seethe uncontrollably and resort to jakposting?
It pissed you off enough that you had to post about them.
>you mad xD
Intrigued, most likely.
Dude the Lion King is fricking Shakespeare style animated kino. How is it seen as weeb trash?
to be fair some episode of the clone wars were genuinely kino and enjoyable by adults
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Notice people that read books never do this weird shit where they read kids' books and pretend they're deep. Movies are for spergs basically.
They're infantile and embarrassed. Mr Rodgers covered death and even explained the Kennedy assassination to kids in a mature way.
>even explained the Kennedy assassination
Did he tell them how it was a plot from the glowies?
harry potter fans
do what makes you happy on this short and miserable existence
if cartoons make you smile, godspeed anons
i was watching LIzzie Mcguire yesterday, gotta admit as a 30 year old man it did feel a little weird but it was comfy
Uh, Odd Squad is actually really well written. It's very snappy and witty and includes but does not rely on catchphrases. And there's a lot of visual gags a more casual viewer might miss like Olympia taking off her glasses just to put on an identical pair of glasses
>this thread again
Insecure teens are something else, aren't they?
dunno what you saying but picrel looks like chink, chinks are not human
>t.asiatic