Why are wikis always so bad?
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There's 50 billion species in Star Wars. Why wouldn't they put it in?
Considering his father is half-force conceived, I don't think he qualifies as a pure human.
the force conception was Shmi's bawd cope
stop bawd shaming virgin shmary and jesus skywalker!
This, Shmi definitely got SHEEVED and just didn't want to admit to Qui-Gon that she fricks greasy old men for money
She was human.
My favorite superhero is Band of Brave Heroes (with the Avengers)
>every nickname anyone ever called him
Now this is autism.
some of them (read: most if not all) are really embarassing when written down
You just know they do this because of one powertripping autist who seemingly never logs off, you know the type. I'm pretty sure none of those are even aliases
>I'm pretty sure none of those are even aliases
the overwhelming majority are literally quippy jab names that other characters called him in like a split second exchange.
>Tony Stank
frick
But is he a big guy? That's right, I didn't think so.
>a man who has everything and nothing
god that's cringe
>Little Prick
Capeshit has made the white race dumber. Painful to witness.
>Stark being a sarcastic butthole to somebody in a scene
>guy calls him a "dickface"
>the autists add "Dickface" to the Aliases section
Autism kino.
Kek, tr
>someone calls tony a Sissy BBC Black person lover
>adds it to the alias list
I did. I called him that. Add it on, wikijanny.
reminded me of the list of jobs archie andrews has had on riverdale which is actually quite funny tbh
They forgot to mention the vigilante and superhero
Mafioso, as well.
>Occupation
>Prison inmate
>douchebag
Wow literally me
Beyond moronic
>boozy manchild
literally me
if you wanted to do this, there should be a bare minimum of times he is referred to with a nickname to justify it being an alias. general pejorative terms shouldn't count either. this is obviously a case of autism not understanding basic things like this
if i ever get a wikipedia page my nickname will just be moron. would probably go before my real name.
Is that only from the flicks
Is Thor this based in the comics?
Very. Also has the stature of a Norse god, unlike that short assclown.
>Playboy
>Philanthropist
>no third entry for Playboy Philanthropist
weak.
Fricking unfiltered unadulterated autism in its absolute purest form
What's the problem?
There are no humans in star wars
There clearly are though?
humans are force sensitive?
I didn't realize every human in SW could used the force
“Force sensitives” is equivalent of “psychic.” It’s a combination of talent, skill, and practice. Star Wars isn’t set in the past; it’s set far, far in our own future when humanity has evolved a bit more, gained a bit more enlightenment, and suffered at least a couple of more societal “Dark Ages,” so far in our future, in fact, that humanity no longer even remembers the world of its birth. This story is being told to us by a droid from a point even further in the future.
>Star Wars isn’t set in the past
Anon...
Read to the end, zoomie.
You think because it's in another galaxy that can mean it's in the future?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Future_history
The chronology is intentionally vague. It could either be our future or our forgotten past, meaning we’re in a Dark Age period. You’re talking about a story drawing from Asimov and Herbert and conceived and written in a time when von Dänikan and the Ancient Aliens concept were just gaining a foothold in the popular psyche.
I'm talking about a story where the author chose to put some text on screen that said "this took place a long time ago"
Lucas always intended the trilogy of trilogies to end with R2D2 recounting the story to the whills. Star Wars could then take place in our galaxy, in our future, and in an even more distant future, in a galaxy far, far away, Artoo is recounting the story of Star Wars, which, from his point of view, occurred a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away. Congrats on failing the Sally-Anne test designed to measure sapience in 5 year olds though.
Nice head canon. Please provide a timestamp and you can easily prove me wrong, unless it's extended shit
A timestamp of lucas' mind? Do you know what a mind is, anon?
Ah, so it's not in the movies? So like I said, it's extended universe bullshit?
>The chronology is intentionally vague.
It explicitly says it's in the past, and says it's in a galaxy far away which makes total sense from our perspective.
>A future history is a postulated history of the future and is used by authors of science fiction and other speculative fiction to construct a common background for fiction. Sometimes the author publishes a timeline of events in the history, while other times the reader can reconstruct the order of the stories from information provided therein.
What the frick do you think this proves. You think that the opening line is from the perspective of someone from the future? Based on what?
Are you fricking moronic? It's written from the perspective of the Whills who have written the journal of the Whills of which the Star Wars episodes are a part of.
This is like Lord of the Rings being a translation of the red book of the Westmarch.
Star Wars really is cursed with casual normies thinking they know anything about the topic.
Anon the word Whills does not feature a single time in any of the movies.
the frame story of lord of the rings being a translation is part of the book's text. your thing about the whills is not in the movie, it's fanfiction. there is no indication that "a long time ago..." is a diegetic statement or who would be making it.
>only watches the movies
>not reading/listening through decades of Interviews with George Lucas
Okay, please keep watching your rlm videos
>spouting moronic drivel
>is an extended universe gay
Clockwork.
>thinks this is Expanded Universe
>actually it's directly from George Lucas
If it's not extended universe then surely you'll be able to give me a movie and a timestamp, right?
Just Google it. George Lucas said this. Like in a quote of his, it's not in the movies.
>it's not in the movies.
Precisely. Whereas "a long time ago" is in every single one.
you can tell this guy is drooling
also the general design of the spaceships and the planets were supposed to look old and worn down.
You mean this part for instance?
>so far in our future, in fact, that humanity no longer even remembers the world of its birth
>Star Wars isn’t set in the past
Dumb Black person. Even people who don’t give a shit know this one
Clearly not. Look at this thread.
There's no Earth
With how much SW lore there is, how come the Earth I never mentioned once, despite humans coming from there?
morons
i'm pretty sure the term human has been used in the movies at least once. they are just a common race
>There are no humans in star wars
C-3PO said something like "I will never understand humans" in ESB
humans in star wars aren't actual humans like you and me, they are only 99.999999999999999999% human
Pretty sure something like that is accurate for most of us, too, neanderthal genes and all
The ones without Neanderthal genes are the ones that aren't modern humans.
Sub-Saharan Africans actually do have neanderthal genes, which disproves out of Africa as NO neanderthal specimen has ever been found south of the Sahara. It's been accepted even by ~~*modern science*~~ that Sub-Saharan Africans have a "mystery ancestor" that is unique to their population, probably homosexual Erectus or homosexual Habilus, as your image implies.
you mean they do not
No, they have trace amounts. Which as I said disproves OOA in favor of a hybridization theory.
Only the iCarly wiki is autistic, post THAT webm
>Only the iCarly wiki is autistic
All the hours I've spent browsing Memory Alpha beg to differ.
*laughs in Warhammer 40k*
>Women can't be autis-
Trannies, anon
They're AGP trannies
autism over shipping is typical of bio-women, specially of live-action shti, trannies would draw porn or do some other weird shit
Knowing nothing about iCarly, I was hoping it would end by zooming in on the final entry to reveal...
Appearances
2 episodes
IT DOESN'T STOP HOLY ROFLLLLL
Anon... before the disney purge, Wookiepedia had something like 17000 words written about Darth Vader's armor. That's about the length of a master's thesis.
what am I suppose to be looking at exactly?
I really need a good source of info on breasts in the star wars universe.
https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Power_chair
:')
>This is what virgins crave
Poor guy
What a c**t.
>woman playing on her phone and taking a shower while her husband and total strangers do all the work
creation-of-society.exe
lmao I literally had this experience. Recently bought a house on an acre that hadn't been cut all year. I cut down like half of it with a shitty old push mower before a based boomer rolled up in his riding mower to help. They can't help themselves.
They literally cannot. Few years ago I moved to a new place out of state, just a small rental house on like a 1/3 acre and started doing the lawn with my little push mower. Hadn't been mowed in a while, but I couldn't even get halfway finished before a boomer was headed over on his riding mower (thanks Bruce).
>1/3 acre
How the frick were you unable to handle that with a push mower
> They can't help themselves
From what, exactly? Helping your ass learn when you're trying to mow your shit with the wrong tools?
I'm a millennial on a pretty sizeable acreage and have to mow quite a bit, the first thing I noticed about the video is that this guy is roughly the same age as me or maybe a little younger and is too moronic to know how to mow high grass. That disappointed me that young people still look so overwhelmingly moronic thanks to social media propagation. The wife fricking sucks too sitting there making an embarrassing video out of it instead of trying to help troubleshoot.
>getting mad for no reason
That's the only thing I had and I wasn't eager to spend a thousand bucks on a riding mower. I could have finished it myself but he was nice and offered to help. I compensated him for the gas he used.
What's the proper method for mowing high grass? Going reaper mode with a scythe? Actually, that'd probably be a decent workout for your back muscles.
I had the exact same experience less than a month ago, I just bought my first house. I know how to mow from growing up on my parent's farm but I had been living on rental properties for years and didn't have a mower. I had spent close to everything on the down payment and closing costs and could only afford a push mower starting out. It would probably only take me about two hours but my next door neighbor showed up in his riding mower and knocked it out in 20 minutes. Suburban middle class boomers are the best.
bro i got you boomers theme
Only possible in a white neighborhood.
This is big chingus heckin wholesomerino because everyone is white, but I still hate women.
>man is mowing frickhuge lawn with your kid on his back
>take a shower and spend the whole time on your phone
>random people help him more than you do
What a fricking c**t
>but I still hate women
but theyre so frickin hot and got pussys
>have gf
>love her
>also hate her
>hate everyone single woman i see
>can't help but stare at their legs, shoulders, arms, faces, hand, breasts and ass
>imagine how we would be together
>hate my mom
>also love her but actually hate her even more
I can't win, I just hate them, they're inefficient and illogical creatures.
t. anti-incel
That's literally every heterosexual man in history anon. Nature cursed us.
Hayden is perfect Anakin. Pure love. Wish we had him and Ewan back in 2005 in some tv series instead of cartoon. Oh... How I wish
That's existence. Apply the same to humanity as an abstraction and as its individuals.
Literally me
Hatefricking and hatecohabitating are still a thing.
You're obviously still a kid. Men enjoy cutting the lawn because it gets them out of the house and away from their wives for two hours while still getting to be at home. To have the wife help defeats the purpose fricking entirely. Some day you'll understand. Touch grass. (Literally. And by yourself.)
>mow lawn
>gf does frickall
>ask her to rake the leftover grass that came out of the grass tank
>doesn't want to get her hands dirty so she tries raking the grass into trash bags
>dump her for a girl who picked up a dead pigeon during a party at my place and threw it over in the neighbor's yard
Being a couple means being a team, have sex, grass toucher.
>but I still hate women
based
It's possible that other days she isn't on the phone, but that's the first impression I got as well.
boomerwaffen assemble
I mow my own lawn get the frick out of here
My wife would never even let me attempt this with one of our children on my back under the hot sun for hours and would shoot that moronic idea down as soon as it sprung up. Meanwhile this c**t is playing on her phone and enjoying a shower. The absolute state of modern narcissist women
>nagging wife
>crying baby
>need to mow lawn
>plan forms
>buy smallest mower possible so that the job will take 4 hours
>4 blissful hours without the wife
>busybody neighbors come over and help finish mowing the lawn in 30 minutes
>goddamn neighbors
Why are you dumb motherfrickers marrying shitty wives that you hate?
You can't not hate your wife.
ok boomer
They've got veganas and I want to lock that shit down
Why is it so hard for married couples to do landscaping together? Same shit with my parents, dad gets super butthurt when mom asks for help on her landscaping projects but I like doing it because it helps us bond.
modern wh*te women are the most entitled creatures to have ever blighted the universe
notice how the man is also taking care of the child while she stands around doing nothing
Yeah, the webm wouldn't bother so much if he wasn't carrying his kid at the same time. That dude seems like a humble guy who's being taken advantage of, he goes out of the way to pull double duty and the first thing she does is complain about the lawnmower's size. Its like she was more happy to see strangers help him out than to see her man take on a difficult task and he's thinking about it too. It may seem like I'm exaggerating but this is one way marriages fall apart, the thing I've noticed from happy and long-lasting marriages is how both of them love working on home improvement stuff together.
The only bad thing is his wife being a terminally online prostitute.
Remind me again why we have grass yards instead of moss yards...?
>moss
It's better to just go with clover or something like that. Moss takes a lot of moisture.
because there's a whole 100 billion dollar lawn industry in the united states
moss takes a billion years to grow and touching it fricks it up, duh
stupid fricking c**t
this has shoot happened to me multiple times in Utah. talk all the shit you want about Mormons - they're weird as frick but also genuinely nice people
>goes and buys the smallest mower so he doesn't have to go back inside and make tik toks for hours
fricking yuppies
why did you buy a house on a huge plot if you're not prepared to maintain it
What a ride
Based objective statement at the end, they're the best movie snacks.
Are they more brittle? I don't eat candy so can't compare but I feel M&Ms are already crispy with a hard shell and soft inside. Do they crack instead of squish? What's the gimmick here?
They have puffed rice on the inside
I miss these lil homies like you wouldn't believe
>Objectively speaking, these are the best M&Ms.
The "it's" is what triggers me the most.
What the frick happened to these things? Why get rid of them?
Anyone have the screencap of the article about the "deyhea" woman? The one that said "species: human (disputed)"
I want to believe.
Don't assume their species, bigot.
How come there are no Star Wars stuff featuring Earth? Do humans even come from Earth in SW? It's Earth even a thing?
No. The movies take place a long time ago, in a galaxy far far away. Says so right at the start of the movie. Do you not know how to read, or have you never watched any of these movies?
The really ridiculous one was the huge debate Wikipedia homosexuals over whether or not Kubrick shoud have an info box. He has one now but those autists debated for like a year over whether or not he needed one despite every other public figure, celebrity, etc. page basically having one.
QRD? I love autists picking a completely non sensical hill to die on.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Stanley_Kubrick#RfC:_Should_there_be_an_infobox?
They don't have info boxes for real artists like Mozart
>They don't have info boxes for real artists
no, just classical composers for some reason. see caravaggio or william blake for example, they have one
bros
https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Breast
Didn't this used to have a sexy alien picture until one of the sjw/ troony mods flipped shit about it and replaced it with a guy?
https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Breast?offset=&limit=500&action=history
Feel free to find it here if what you say is true.
>https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Special:Upload?wpDestFile=Aayla_sleeping.jpg
Found it. Actual image doesn't exist in the wiki anymore.
>normal person rightfully points out how stupid it is to have a page about breasts (and by extension all regular human body parts) on a Star Wars wiki
>gay woman mod gives a complete non-answer as to why there are no pictures of female breasts in the article
>Delete those ones lol
My god. Every "wiki" is edited by trannies with extremely fricked up sexual proclivities. Their actions and "wiki authorships" are completely guided by their degenerate sexual attractions.
Trannies love to make it seem like they live meaningful lives and get out and do shit in the real world, but they're even more basement-dwelling losers than anyone here.
This was the first thing they nuked when the Disney mods took over, I thought everyone knew that.
>Legends version has female breasts in images
>Canon does not
Kek
TLJ turned Luke into a manchild lmao Disney fangirls are fricking moronic.
Character growth = characters doing whatever the frick the writer wants them to do for the sake of the story, regardless of whether or not it makes sense
Not to mention the most glaring issue everyone overlooks when talking about TLJ: Luke didn't NEED to have a character arc. Just like Han, he was a fully developed and fleshed out character in the original trilogy. This was a new trilogy, that should have focused on new characters. At the very least, Han and Luke could have had little arcs where they show the difficulty or struggle it is to teach someone new, reckless, inexperienced, etc. Maybe Han TEACHES Rey how to fly, she's not just naturally good at it, maybe Luke TEACHES her to control her powers, she's not just amazing at it. Crazy concepts, I know.
yep. they all had finished arcs by the time these movies came out. their purpose in the new movies is to suffer and die for the purpose of the "destroy the past" motif. han only exists to be killed surrounded by the new characters. luke is a pathetic, unrecognisable old man who force kills himself to help the new characters fight another day
but they undid it in the next movie... what a moron
>male
transphobic 🙁
>"Status: Deceased"
Well yeah dude, Star Wars is basically deceased at this point.
Really? Of all the condensed autism that are fan wikis, you complain about the listing of race: human in a fictional universe with hundreds of races?
How is he a jedi master haha
He is not even a jedi. Just some guy that tried to move a rock with his mind and then fricked off away from yoda.
Wiki bloat. An article will start bare bones and people will throw in useful info, but as more info gets added, the less useful that info actually is.
I caught this gem once. The page has been revised since then.
lel who the frick wrote that?
I assume it was some third worlder who can barely speak English.
How do I stop third-world shitters from watching one of my favorite shows?
an esl with good taste in women
>Melinda
>good taste
>not Donna, the actual patrician choice
that face is pure sex wife material if you know what I mean.
boomhauer
ESLs strokeposting effortlessly is profoundly hilarious
Wikis are mostly trash but the Forgotten Realms Wiki is based.
Reminder that they locked this page
I remember once checking the Wikipedia entry for Venture Bros back when it was airing and the episode summaries were moronicly detailed about random shit like giving play-by-plays of inconsequential dialogue:
>Brock asks the Monarch if x and the Monarch replies that y
I wouldn't even call it autistic, because at least autists can tell when something is relevant.
>israeli
what were they thinking?
Because wikis are anti-movies.
A wiki is the ultimate expression of not viewing films as films and instead as a simulation of a world. The point of a wiki is to aggregate more and more information, smooth over any differences between different works (no matter how important or intentional these differences may be) until you end up with a coherent universe. This is, of course, very wrong and very stupid.
>gender
lol, they're even using made-up words to categorize their nonsense.
because wikis are useless unless they are maintained by people who know what the frick they are talking about
I miss the days of FAQs
there used to be a FAQ for everything
It didn't bother me as a kid, but I find it super autistic how all the articles are written in-universe.
I wish wikis were easier to download and browse offline.
with the wikipedia app you can save pages to read offline, but yea you have to do it one at a time.