Why did Amy make friends with the woman who tried killing sonic? Is she stupid?
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Amy has tried to kill Sonic more times than Surge has. Sonic is such a pest that you get a free pass on trying to kill him.
That was just the typical gag stuff you’d find in plenty of anime and manga. Sonic’s a Japanese franchise after all. But fans took that shit way too seriously as they tend to do, rather than understand that it’s a fricking joke.
>But fans took that shit way too seriously
Probably because trying to kill someone you supposedly love is a serious thing.
Half of Sonic's friends have tried to kill him. Knuckles, Shadow, and Silver all tried, now he invites them to his birthday parties.
This is why Sonic lets Eggman live
Also it's why Eggman lets Sonic beat him
They certainly try to kill each other in the games, it just never sticks or the circumstances don't allow it.
That said, I don't think either of them mind it that much, but it's not to the level of being some batman/joker "game" as IDW makes it out to be.
Literally all of Sonic's friends have tried to kill him at some point except for MAYBE Tails, they even directly joke about it in that issue. Amy knows this and just wanted to skip to the end bit.
Sonic's friends don't want him to die. They just want him to suffer.
She’s not actually friends with Surge, she’s just pretending to be. Also Surge is not a threat to anyone without the dynamo cage. She’s an even bigger jobber in her base form.
There is literally no barrier for joining the Res. You'd think being a robot or made by eggman would be a hard line but general and Omega were let in.
Also this is exactly what Sonic offered to her. Sure that was two murder attempts prior but this is what he wants.
>general
Who?
Amy has a history of changing villains minds
Uh... who?
She's the one who convinces Shadow to help stop the ARK from falling into Earth in SA2
Also, in SA1, she convinced Gamma to release her from her prison on the Egg Carrier and go wipe out the other E-series robots (granted, she didn't do that on her own, the bird she befriended did, but had she not done that, those events would never have happened)
Damn, I can't believe Surge is going my to die giving all her blood to Amy.
I feel like this would be a one-sided relationship.
Do people forget that the dbz comparisons are more than just "he turn yellow?"
How many chances has Sonic given Metal?
Surge in comparison is the lesser evil, what was her greatest achievement? burn a forest?
>They actually namedrop SONIC HEROES
>Not once but twice
lel
Man, I never even made it that far to see this
The game’s very much for kids. It’s written in a Saturday Morning cartoon style.
It was quite the disappointment for me after Sonic Adventure 1 & 2
Pretty much where I stopped playing the games and got over my preteen 2000s Sonic obsession autism.
Up until then I had almost all the Genesis games & spinoffs, Sonic Shuffle, the Gamecube games & Collections, and nearly a complete collection of the comic. Plus all sorts of merch and imports.
Sonic fanfics & shipping were serious business back then and I even had IRL friends to sperg with it and spent hours on forums, also perfecting chao breeding.
But Sonic Heroes just fell flat for me. Nowhere near the amount of effort the Adventure games had, but then again Sega consoles were dead.
Ehh. Sonic's thrashed Metal Sonic pretty hard in the past. It's just that Eggman keeps fixing him up. The only way to truly eliminate Metal Sonic for good would be to just totally atomize him. But there's nothing stopping Eggman from just building another one.
woman are insane you get them in a group and they go insane.
I’ll just go ahead and say it.
I WOULD have intense, romantic veganal sex with Amy Rose, and I WOULD have deep, corrective anal sex with Surge.
I understand that it’s not correct to feel this way, but honesty is more important than trying to fit in with the in-crowd.
Who would you have oral?
Oral is an action performed by women, and while my penis may only be of average size according to Mobian metrics, I am not a woman.
Cream
I think the blue rat should frick the green rat. That would be logical I think.
But they've already had Meaphorical sex.
Certainty farther than Amy ever got.
Fricking hell she's even got the hentai orgasm crossed out pupils, whoever made this page was nutting in his jorts the entire time.
Previous page btw.
The issue was written by Evan Stanley, a foot gay, the creator of Surge, and giant Sondow shipper.
I think she partially made Surge as a distillation of the traits she likes to give Shadow when she pairs him up with Sonic.
There's actually noticeably less sonic-lust and fixation when Ian writes her, he's the one who wrote issue 67 where she's paired up with Amy.
If it ain't lesbians's Ian don't give a frick.
Why is Flynn so fricking gay?
>b-but it's women--
It's fricking gay. Gay is gay. YOU are gay if you root for lesbians to any degree in any medium.
Flynn is basically the socially acceptable Dobson with how hard he is for lesbians. Give it time and I'm sure we'll find an inflation account too.
>The issue was written by Evan Stanley,
yes
> a foot gay,
citation needed
> the creator of Surge
incorrect
>and giant Sondow shipper.
so every female sonic fan?
>incorrect
I thought her and that Portuguese guy that doesn't work on the comic much, were the ones who created Surge and Kit?
Surge and Kit are very notoriously Ian Flynn trying to make the glitches from the old 16-bit Sonic games into actual characters like the autistic Sonic fanboy he is.
So was Scourge.
That's why people weren't sure if she and Starline were just Ian trying to have proxies of Dr. Fintivius and Scrouge at first.
>Kek, that's MY character!
>Raughs
Don't you have comics you barely worked on to sell?
You know what bothers me the most... let's pretend for one second that Penders honestly has any rights to Evil Sonic...
How, just how petty you must be to literally steal the revamped design someone else did for your character, instead of dropping it in favor of yours. Seriously, just how butthurted you must be over the fact people don't give two shits about your original version of said character...
Ian’s shit was the stock same as Penders’ except painted green.
>b-but he gave himself a different name
So? His entire character started with Penders as “evil Sonic”, and it never changed from that.
Evil Sonic was a pathetic loser who rarely appeared. Dude straight up jobbed to Antoine. His biggest story contribution was advancing Sonic’s love life away from Sally.
Scourge took the same base concept but retooled him to actually be relevant to the plot.
So…he’s the same exact character that Penders made but shilled more? Wow, yeah buddy Ian deserves that copyright for sure
Plus Evil Sonic beat Sonic in a fight, even after his “upgrade” Ian couldn’t help but make Sonic beat up Scourge every single time and even lecture him after beating him up like a pretentious gay
This always reminds me how he tried contacting Sega to sell royalties for his characters for the sonic movie and them not even responding to his calls which caused him to throw a hissy fit.
>Is called a platypus
>Doesn't have the iconic beaver tail
>Just looks like edgy Donald Duck
Stupid ass United Jobers of Amerishitters can't do anything right.
To be fair, he was probably suppose to be as close to this guy as possible at first. Wouldn't be surprised if he WAS an echinda first, but was force to change him to a platypus at the last second.
Starline has nothing in common with Finitevus other than color scheme. He’s closer to Snively in character.
Snively's gay for Eggman?
No,
but I am
>Character resembles one of my creations
>Yep that's
Surge and Kit are very notoriously Ian Flynn trying to make the glitches from the old 16-bit Sonic games into actual characters like the autistic Sonic fanboy he is. mine
>Raughs!
>Doesn't have the iconic beaver tail
Anon, stop learning about animals from cartoons only
What’s so wrong with that though?
I think Surge would have been cooler if she was a male, like Sonic. Or if she and Kit had their ages swapped and Kit was the leader.
Surge would be cooler if she didn’t trip over a box of nuts and get a bucket on her head.
It just doesn't seem fair for a boy to beat up on a girl, you just can't have a fair rivalry. At least if Kit was the big one and Surge was the small one, and Surge was Tails' rival, it would be better since they're young enough that it doesn't matter as much yet.
Yeah, but it's hotter when a guy humiliates and beats up a girl.
>t. Evan.
You’re memeing but it’s an objective fact that the only people who hate women getting beaten are men who are too weak to beat women and women who are too ugly to be beaten in the first place.
Surge has so much jobber art.
Jesus; the hate-frick energy is practically RADIATING off this picture.
The canon ones are even better. Some of Cinemaphile proved how stupid they were in thinking that Sonic would stay this fricking based and continue to disrespect and beat up stupid b***hes. Now, THEY are the stupid b***hes.
The fact that they indeed "hate-fricked" in the comic was no accident.
>The fact that they indeed "hate-fricked" in the comic was no accident.
>Surge is the one who hate-fricked
>Sonic is really holding back.
God, Surge is a jobber even in sex.
Seconds before ponytail_grab irrumatio domination_loss public_humiliation
Surge getting beaten up is my favorite genre of Surge.
Everytime I think I have every jobber image of Surge, a new one pops up.
That would make her too much like the well-known and much beloved Ken Penders character Sourge the Evil Sonic the Hedgehog.
Even if Surge was a dude, his thing would be that he hates Sonic's philosophies and refusal to take responsibility for Eggman. He thinks he has the moral high ground even if he's a punk. Scourge was just an evil power hungry dick who likes being evil.
They dropped that after the first issue she said it and never mentioned it again.
Which is especially shit since Sonic never even refuted it, just went “I’m so good I’m giving you a chance to turn good like me, Surge” like he didn’t even listen to a word she said
they must’ve realised Sonic has absolutely no counterpoint and so switched it to “uhhhh actually Surge has no point at all she’s just programmed to be crazy and stoopid and she hates sonic with no reason to”
That or Ian and Evan had a fight and write two entirely different things
Given Ian wrote Surge and Kit as hiding in their old base, slowly starving to death due to incompetence, nothing Surge says holds any weight. Instead of working to "Burn it all down", she loafed about like a lazy thot. And Kit couldn't even fix Starline's base despite being a Tails knockoff.
Sonic is a hero. Surge is just a retread of Shadow except b***hier and incompetent. I fully expect Surge to betray Clutch cause she thinks it'll help her kill Sonic somehow.
Does Surge qualify as "I can fix her"? I need to know before I saviorgay.
Yes, but she also works with "I can make her worse."
Literally just needs to be re-brainwashed. Unlike Shadow, there's no real mystery to her history. Just a lotta speculation of whether or not Clutch is her dad or not. At least Shadow had the question of WHY he was created and why GUN murdered everyone.
We don't know where Kit or her come from or what they were like before being brainwashed, moron.
As Surge correctly points out, if they were anyone important SOMEBODY would be looking for them. Much like with 17 and 18, they were just a normal pair of kids that got abducted by Starline. Or worse, they were orphans trafficked by Clutch.
Someone could be looking for them for all you know
>switched it to “uhhhh actually Surge has no point at all she’s just programmed to be crazy and stoopid and she hates sonic with no reason to”
That's literally her backstory though
To be fair that kind of makes them more like 17 and 18 which according to Ian is what Sega wants those two to be like
Redeemnic is stupid anyways, Sonic doesn't really have a problem with killing he just never ends up killing Eggman due to the situation.
The only time he went out of his way to spare somebody was Metal in Sonic Heroes.
But the plot point about Team Dark taking Metal in was also dropped.
He’s never tried to kill Eggman once
Sonic 2 and Sonic 3&K definitely end with Sonic just leaving his to die in outer space.
It's more of a Terry McGuinness "He didn't KILL anybody, but he certain let a lot of people die." kind of thing.
He leaves him to die every time but he never goes out of his way to finish him off
More like he just leaves him. 90% of the time Eggman just walks off afterwards and noone addresses that they’re letting him get away
In SA1 Sonic just says he's pretty sure Eggman learned his lesson for now so that's probably his attitude on it most of the time, IDW Sonic has to act like a moralgay about it for some reason though
How many times do they actually just let him walk away? SA1, SA2, Shadow, and Frontiers? Most of those can be excused because they made a truce. Maybe some spinoff games nobody put much thought into the story for? Most of his defeats end in a giant fiery explosion for Eggman that he somehow lives from.
It's action story logic.
Not having a problem with killing people, and going out of your way to kill people are entirely different moral stances.
Just like in how real life you're unlikely to befriend a person who tries to kill you, but Sonic does that every monday.
Nothing Surge says is worth listening to and all of her problems would be solved if she stopped acting out and let the lesbianstoration help her so Sonic was right for treating her that way
Well, yeah; IDW having an "Evil Sonic" whose MO is literally telling Sonic to shut the frick up and that the status quo sucks would be neat. The joke is more that Penders genuinely think he owns the concept of "Evil Green Sonic the Hedgehog", so making Surge a dude would have made him want to be a nuisance to IDW.
Anti Sonic was Penders', Scourge is clearly Ian's. And yes Ian can own Scourge despite him starting as Penders. Just like how Slott created the Superior Spider-Man despite Ditko creating Otto Octavius.
>citation needed
Somebody post the GotF Blaze pic, you know the one.
Also, I just noticed that on the bottom left panel
>her silhouette looks like a dick
>the weird apparatus that broke looks like ovaries
>the swirling energy looks like cum
There's layers to this.
Don't forget Sonic's post clairty face, and the fact the wisps form an angelic choir of sorts as they hover over Sonic and Surge.
looks more like she's riding him to me
>her silhouette looks like a dick
>the weird apparatus that broke looks like ovaries
>the swirling energy looks like cum
>In conjunction it makes an image of a dick penetrating the womb and splurging inside
Calling it now - There will be a rebirth arc.
But that was her almost killing him.
almost kill him? She wasn't even close.
Don't engage with Boco. It feeds on your attention.
She literally stopped his heart for a moment, anon
No she didn’t. He was completely fine afterwards. Nobody in-book ever said he was dead, that is pure headcanon cope invented by Surgegays.
Look at his eyes and how he gasped afterwards. It's not rocket science, clearly implied that his heart stopped for sec.
>Look at his eyes and how he gasped afterwards. It's not rocket science, clearly implied that his heart stopped for sec.
giwtwm
Where? He doesn’t look dead. He looks like he nutted to me.
>clearly implied
You mean entirely within your head, got it.
And he’s clearly completely fine afterwards. If he almost died he wouldn’t be jumping around while carrying Tails. He wouldn’t be taunting Surge the next time they met if she nearly killed him. This line of thinking has absolutely no basis in reality.
You conveniently left out the page I was talking about. I don't even care for Surge much but if this doesn't clearly imply that the blue blur got a glimpse of heaven for a brief moment then idk what will.
Does any character say “Sonic you almost died there” at any point? All I see is your headcanon. You can post basically any page or panel of Sonic getting hurt and claiming he “almost died” by your logic.
The wisps were clearly scared and very worried and Tails was freaking out a bit there. Idc how much you hate knock-off Scourge but this easily can be interpreted by anyone as Sonic almost meeting his end, including people who don't care about or dislike Surge.
Sonic's making a dumb joke. Eggman doesn't react at all. Doesn't seem very freaked out to me. Tails is just a little b***h in this era of the series and the whisps are dumb.
And you didn't refute the part where I said "If he almost died he wouldn’t be jumping around while carrying Tails. He wouldn’t be taunting Surge the next time they met if she nearly killed him."
Sonic's whole thing is speed, I'm sure he can get over near death very quickly.
>And you didn't refute the part where I said "If he almost died he wouldn’t be jumping around while carrying Tails. He wouldn’t be taunting Surge the next time they met if she nearly killed him."
Because Sonic is Sonic. He survived and since this was something that purely affected himself, and he overcame it, this will only boost his confidence. With that said, magical hedgehog with super speed and considering all his past feats, it's not surprising that he is back up and running, and not even at full speed at first.
>Eggman doesn't react at all.
Except he literally saves his life knowing only Sonic can stop Surge. Why else would he save Sonic if not for his own self preservation?
Is there any proof thats Sonic? Nobody is actually calling him Sonic.
Why is Tails always hitting his head? It happened in that one recent issue too.
Read
and
Trying to kill Sonic is competently normal, literally everyone he's known has tried to do it.
also as pointed out, there's pretty clear sexual imagery in that scene.
So you admit she came close to killing him.
Admit?
You act like I'm trying to contest her actions, I'm not.
Good to know there are others who see it.
>But that was her almost killing him.
What you mean is that Surge almost died trying to beat Sonic.
>posting the edit
At least post the real panel.
Holy fricking shit. I thought you were memeing. WTF
Thats hot
Are we just being moronic coom brains or could this page really be sexually charged?
It’s probably intentional. Her stories always have some weird undertones to them. Evan turned Tails Doll into a penis-vegana monster when she worked at Archie. The fact she’s still getting away with it to this day is actually pretty based.
>Evan turned Tails Doll into a penis-vegana monster
I need a rundown on that one.
Nano machines, son.
Honestly I keep forgetting how phallic Evan made his design.
Although this screams more "Evan has issues" than Surge does.
I can make her worse...!
MimicxWhisper Whimic(?)
Damn, does she only like straight abusive ships?
Yes? No? Maybe so? Why don't you ask her on the Twitter?
Well is suppose Shadow and Rouge is nice and unabusive, but the full picture
Is even more surprising as it looks like Mimic is cucking Tangle.
Whisper's permanent flaw is that she can't move on from what Mimic did, so in a sense, yes, Mimic is "cucking" Tangle because Whisper won't move forward and grow from her suffering. She chooses to keep picking at her own wounds rather than letting them scar over.
Whisper is moving on though, she even let Tangle keep the new team name Diamond Cutters.
Until [current issue] causes her to start pissing and shitting and crying when Mimic reveals he’s been Duo the entire time and she starts cutting herself for trusting him.
She takes one step forward and two steps back
Got a hundred thousand pounds sittin' on her back.
*on her ass and chest
>MimicxWhisper
Anon, reconsider.
Tangle is for cucking, Whisper will see her true love when Mimic embraces her.
Realistically who else could either of them be with? Silver has Blaze, Starline is dead, Zavok is gone, Tangle has israeliteel, Lanolin has Sonic, Whisper and Mimic only have each other.
And then the reboot happened before anything came of it.
I'm 90% sure I've seen almost that exact penis monster in a game. I wanna say Shin Megami Tensei.
Wasnt it a persona boss ?
I think you're thinking of the very gross Gomander boss from R-Type.
Forgot pic
SMT has Mara and Arioch, but maybe you are thinking of Cthulhu.
I'd said it before and I'll say it again, ovary shattering sex.
Sonic should just bang Surge at this point
Looking back, I think a major factor to why seeing Sonic and Amy buddying up with Surge in particular is because of the frequent comparisons the IDWverse has gotten to the pre boot Archieverse. While a good chunk of Sonic's friends in the games were initially antagonists in their debut game, the same can't be said for characters exclusive to the Archie comics. Even the few exceptions who did ally with Sonic and the Freedom Fighters like Snivley and Fiona eventually wound up betraying the heroes later on. Which helps explains why fans are skeptical about the idea of Surge and Kit, two characters programmed to kill Sonic are/will genuinely seek redemption in the comic's near future.
Yeah, there's a clear difference in how the game cast treats Surge and how the IDW cast does.
The OCs are more suspicious, while the game cast is more accepting of this sudden heel turn since they've all seen and/or done it before.
It certainly makes the OCs stand out more, especially since IDW has Redeemnic.
She can fix her. Also, Sonic consistently refuses her advances, so she's over him. Time for Amy to pursue the tenrec pussy.
If they're trying to kill Sonic, they won't be after Sonic's dick. Therefore, not competition for Amy Rose.
How come the kind of horny I want isn’t official and I have to rely on Sherrydoodlez for my fix
Because you're a degenerate
Where the frick do you think we are, butthole?
Amy is also a homocidal schizo obsessed with Sonic. If they don’t kill each other they will be fast friends.
Besides, worst girls gotta stick together.
Shut the FRICK up, Boco.
What is Sonic thinking? Chilidogs are underwhelming without cheese.
To be fair she befriended Knuckles,Gamma, and Blaze.
Sonic befriended Knuckles, every time Amy interacted with Knuckles it’s getting mad at him or bashing him with a hammer over nothing. The first time Amy met Blaze she similarly started yelling at her and spittling at her because she was on a schizo fit in Rush thinking Blaze was sonic’s girlfriend, and they have never interacted since.
Gamma I guess but she really didn’t do anything to befriend him, he just instantly turned good after she told him “no i won’t give you the bird”
>he just instantly turned good after she told him “no i won’t give you the bird”
And people dare to say that SA1 is well written
Sonic fans think it’s progressive to get rid of Amy’s psycho stalker schtick from the 2000s so she’s independent, and so in the 2020s she been without it
But Amy has no real personality without that, so now all she has left is inflating minor quirks as if they’re important like “uhhhh she plays with tarot cards. Uhhhh she eats sweets like she’s a pig. Uhhhh she’s nice.”
That last part is why Amy supposedly would befriend Surge, even if that’s not how she acted with Shadow, Rouge, Omega, Vector, Storm, Wave, Jet, Blaze, Cream, Eggman, Zavok, etcetera at any point before this.
Wow, its almost like we never needed Amy to begin with.
By Sonic's very nature you don't need anyone but Tails for him to bounce off.
Everyone else could be regulated to one off guest he meets on his travels and you wouldn't know. Amy is probably the second least offensive because her lack of ties gives her a reason to keep showing up.
>plays with
According to Frontiers they've always been her main weapon
I wonder how smelly her feet are after wearing metal boots they must reek ha ha ha.
She should fight Blaze
I remember when she was revealed everybody thought she was gonna be “Blaze but an electricity elemental”
What a waste.
Is that the "Surge the Tenrec vs. the World" arc?
Let's see...
>1st Mecha Sonic
>2nd Mecha Sonic Mark II
>3rd Metal Sonic
>4th Shadow the Hedgehog
>5th Jet the Hawk
Should Knuckles be included as the 2nd and all the rest move up one spot? And, who would be the 7th? Hard Mode: No Archie or Fleetway
>Should Knuckles be included as the 2nd
Yes
Then Sonic's 7 Evil Exes:
>1st Mecha Sonic
>2nd Knuckles the Echidna
>3rd Mecha Sonic Mark II
>4th Metal Sonic
>5th Shadow the Hedgehog
>6th Blaze the Cat
>7th Jet the Hawk
Don't forget Sally as the Bonus Stage boss.
To prove her love for Sonic Surge has to beaten the women he married in another life.
Imagine if O'Malley actually went with that plot for a sequel.
Now, who should be the Gideon-style leader?
Probably Shadow. I could see him saying the final line:
"You know how long it took to get all the evil exes' contact information so I could form this stupid league? Like, two hours!"
Why wouldn't it be Eggman?
Throw out both Mecha Sonics and put Emerl and Silver there instead
I feel the concept of "Sonic Ex (read as: Rival)" is already stretched enough by including Blaze... Silver, and even more, Emerl are a bit too much.
Blaze and Silver make sense as they were Sonic's rivals, besides Surge trying to beat all of Sonic's former rivals in order to prove herself Sonic's #1 rival is funny.
I mean it’s obviously Blaze
1. Metal Sonic
2. Knuckles the Echidna
3. Nack the Hunter
4. Shadow the Hedgehog
5. Jet the Hawk
6. Blaze the Cat
7. Infinite
GG EZ
>infinite
I don’t have an image macro strong enough to mock you
He soloed Sonic twice
Bold of you to assume Shadow wouldn’t be the final boss always.
Is that a fricking Oddman 11 reference
Not in the slightest, but good Oddman reference.
Blaze and Surge should fight for the right to Sonic's dick while Amy watches from the closet.
How capable is Blaze supposed to be in IDW? In the Rush games she's as fast as Sonic and is worthy of her own super form. But her fire powers are pretty limited and are more like flavoring to her being a speedster. She's ultimately a hero like Sonic from another world. And those games are supposed to be canon to IDW.
But in the actual IDW comic she seems to have a Human Torch tool kit, able to fly and freely manipulate fire as a projectile weapon.
So does she have both? How powerful would her Super form be when she's going Human Torch mode?
You can't cross reference character abilities is this series. Otherwise you end up with shit like Rouge having both Knuckles (SA2) and Tails (Heroes) capabilities at the same time.
>In the Rush games she's as fast as Sonic
She's actually a little bit slower.
>huge guilty pleasure is watching villains awkwardly "switch" to good side
>comic just entirely skips that by showing surge and amy already getting along
>most of the main cast, albeit a bit wary, practically accept surge already
>also the reason for surge infiltrating was because she was hired to, instead of simply teaming up with Sonic to kill Eggman first (since she wanted them both dead anyway), or maybe to get help in retrieving her past. Any kind of self-motivation rather than being a sacrificial pawn.
I really liked Surge but at some point I knew she wouldn't be able to actually "end" the Sonic-cycle or be a real threat because of Sonic mandate. I guess she's just female Shadow with a twink sidekick.
Yeah, I wish we didn't get the city and fake chaos emerald arc thing and have the Surge and Kit thing happen immediately after.
Especially with IDW's finances, we might not see the end of Surge's arc which would suck.
She's infiltrating because Clutch "promised" her with info about her past. Problem is Clutch is fricking Clutch and even a child could see she's being set up by him. I will eat my own words if he actually does give her TRUTHFUL info, but I'm heavily weighted to the side of him being a liar.
Did you actually read the comic?
Amy's not genuinly trying to make friends with Surge, she's just trying to be nice so she doesn't cause trouble.
Stop it now! Don't die on me now come on get up thread!
Who wrote Surge vs Sonic 2 Ian or Evan someone remind me
If you're talking abou issue 56, then Evan, she's the one that want's them to frick.
The fight itself is bad since it makes Surge into an even bigger jobber, but it did give us a lot of good Surge faces.
Damn, does every panel that has Sonic and Surge together this violently intimate?
Only when Evans is writing.
>Only when Evans is writing.
>Surge is also notably more Sonic hungry in general when Evan writes/draws her.
I vibe with this and I wish to see more of this.
I do too, I want Evans to take over as lead writer specifically because she's insatiably horny, much like myself.
Are those the cries for help of Evan's sealed heterosexual side?h8gx
Yes, but only when Evan is writing.
This page is as intimate they get during issue 67, there's also another page 17 which has Sonic threaten Surge.
I bring this up because in both of those cases Evan would've given Surge an aroused look instead of confused or scared like Ian does.
Surge is also notably more Sonic hungry in general when Evan writes/draws her.
I like Rothis's artstyle a lot. It's really good and cartoony
>I like Rothis's artstyle a lot. It's really good and cartoony
Agreed. Better than ABTs wanna be furgay manga bullshit.
B-but sometimes the characters have big boobs!
He has a nice style, definitely alongside my other favorites like Evan and Tracey for me.
Although like always I feel like the art is let down by the overly wordy dialogue of Ian.
I don’t like Evan’s art. Or her writing
>You need to stop making friends like this
b***h THEY are always the ones who attack him first. You should know, Blaze, you're also guilty of this.
Blaze is a demon confirmed.
You can tell the warehouse workers are so tired of Sonic's shit
Did Sonic get good hits in the fight or did he job
Surge was manhandled like a child.
Fights aren't Evan's strong suit and all Surge manage to do is job harder when she equips the Dynamo Cage ovary device.
>Sonic kicked her butt
>literally
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
>The fight itself is bad since it makes Surge into an even bigger jobber
I don't understand you power level morons.
This, if you don't like watching her job then you just don't like her in general.
It's not a power level thing, Surge is going to lose, we know that.
What I take issue with is how it played out, Surge just isn't beaten, but she's made a fool of.
The problem with that, although we know she's going to lose, she also needs to come across as a threat.
>she's made a fool of.
Yeah.
That's the point.
She's having a temper tantrum and hurting HERSELF. That's WHY SHE LOSES LIKE THAT.
What is wrong with you fricking morons? It's not "uuhhhggg Surge so weak," it's "Surge is raging so bad that she's being suicidally reckless." She's jumping at shadows and burning out her own body.
That doesn't mean she's a shit villain.
>not a shit villain
Compared to Goddow she is. She's lucky to have not fought against him yet.
In a competent comic, a Shadow vs Surge would involve Sonic stopping Shadow from beating up an overly confident and wienery Surge to help establish a link of trust.
But these two will never meet each other and in the case they do, they will make shadow job and after that still pretend he is equal to Sonic, despise making job every time.
I don't think she's shit, I think she could be done better and should've been a bit of a bigger threat.
I haven't once called her shit.
There are opinions other than totally hating and totally loving something.
>I don't dislike her or care about power levels.
>I just think her fight's entire premise (Surge has a progressively worsening freakout where she's hurting herself even more than her enemies) was bad.
Ok.
>She's having a temper tantrum and hurting HERSELF. That's WHY SHE LOSES LIKE THAT.
Then why does she get just as humiliated in the other fights?
That's the issue, she was never a threat to anyone. Not even fricking Tails.
You can't have your main antagonist for an entire arc be less threatening than fricking Cream.
If she wasn't a strong character (and built for internet appeal) she'd be a throwaway.
To be clear, I just wish she started out as as threat and then degraded as her frustrations got to her, or for her to get a "win" for a second and then finally be free of the Sonic hatred part of her brainwashing.
I still would like to see her in a mainline game though.
Starline was quite correct that she needed more training. Sonic and Tails have had at least twenty years of experience in fighting Eggman's robots (see Sonic Forces 4th wall break).
Even before the fight, Surge got herself "killed" by a giant Egg Breaker cause the dumb b***h turned her back on the enemy and gloated. Sonic ain't that sloppy.
What do we think of Surge's outfit for the Riders arc?
At least those hammer frickers are legitimately dangerous. Getting killed by a motobug is probably her most embarrassing training death.
where's the skin???
Girls showing skin is haram. Even in the beach issue everyone was covered up.
Riders outfits are meant to be beach surfing clothes, not winter hazmat suits
where are her breasts?
What breasts? All she's ever had was ass.
Stop gaslighting, she was usually drawn with breasts.
Not in her concept art.
>Muh comer mobile game
Uh huh.
>>Muh comer mobile game
Yes. The game that's far more canon than concept art.
She literally had boobs in her first appearance.
>the existence of boobs is 'coomer'
Delete yourself from mammalian existence, then.
>ABT
He would give Cream breasts if he could get away with it.
Also not her first appearance.
Like I said, she had breasts in her first appearance, not drawn by ABT. She's crossing her goofy cartoon arms over her chest and you can still see some of her underboob.
That's her bracelet you moron. You coomergays are impossible.
At some point she was meant to have a chest, like most members of the female sex
Someone ought to draw a bust chart of the IDW exclusive characters to settle who's got the most stacked rack
It's easily Lanolin
Next time just be upfront that you want an excuse to see all of these characters topless
Her model sheet literally points she doesn't have big breasts, and all the concept art not by Evan is consistent. She was always meant to be flat.
https://twitter.com/PPDPPL_art/status/1669988281755267073
Just like Blaze
I think Blaze makes the flatlet look work, espically since she's a princess.
But I can't see someone like Surge being totally flat.
Surge seems like she'd be a better rival for Blaze than Sonic at times. Being an elemental female Speedster with an anti-authority disposition and a water based sidekick.
I have a schizo fanfic idea in my head where Starline is Sol's Eggman and Surge is it's Shadow.
Of course that's about as far as the idea goes, but I think they could have a fun dynamic.
The upper class are puritans who are obsessed with desexualizing any character they get their hands on.
Not puritans. Trannies. Trannies despise feminine features and try to actively desexualize men and women to remove dimorphism in fiction to be more accommodating.
Not just them, dude. Rich kids are into that shit too since they 100% believe in all that shit. Ian and Evan sure do.
I have a hard time believing Evan is some puritan.
But I can certainly see Ian.
Trannies aren't "puritans". They're gay coomers with a sexual fetish for ugly things.
It’s gone on for years before that.
People only remember tumblr for pushing gays into everything, but they also used to constantly circlejerk about “non conventionally attractive” representation.
Basically just women jealous that filmstars have bigger breasts and smaller bellies than they do, and making a narrative how big breasts are bad because they’re “unrealistic”
Reminds me of a friend who got into a fistfight with his girlfriend because he was absolutely adamant that 5 inches is the top-end of average length.
ouch
It is though.
But it is. Porn has rotted that prostitutes brain if she is thinking to be another way. Woman watch porn and it cause minds to be ruined. No man has anything bigger then may be 7 inch. She is prostitute.
You can literally just Google what the average length is, which is 5 in. So anyone who tries to say otherwise in the Information Age is an absolute dumbass.
she's so flat her chest is concave
>concave chest
>potbelly
I think she would make Blaze less insecure about her body.
But Blaze being insecure about her body -specially, her small boobs- is a canon part of her character.
I know, that's what I'm saying. Finally, a girl her age with an even less feminine and developed body than hers.
Sleek and sexy
I wanna see the art of her with a big ass while wearing that suit
Sonic won because he's a gary stu writer's pet. Their fights had zero examples of experience or training, Sonic just instantly won everytime because he won.
>he's a gary stu writer's pet
I don't know. Him and Knuckles got their asses beat pretty bad by Metal.
I bet Sonic’s heart stopped for a second here.
That's kinda what happens when you give sonic-tier powers to a complete rando who is also regularly brainwashed to forget the stuff she does.
Maybe it's not even done on purpose, but Surge has definitely become a far better fighter than when she began. In her fight with sonic she basically just charged at him trying to beat him to death. But in her last fight when trying to beat sonic and metal, she actually used strategy, like going after eggman as a fakeout because she knew Metal would immediately rush her when she did.
Didn't she basically one shot a bunch of giant egg breakers in #67 when Rough and Tumble were crushing their base?
>Didn't she basically one shot a bunch of giant egg breakers in #67 when Rough and Tumble were crushing their base?
No. They just rode in on two dumb looking wheelies, and in that issue Sonic still mouths off to her like he can beat her up (when she's supposed to be a threatening antagonist)
Neither of her fights with Sonic had any strategy from Sonic's part, he just beat her because he's a mary sue. Even when she's given that badly designed gaudy powerup gizmo he still beats her without any strategy and while lecturing her.
Before that, moron. She easily destroys some gigantic drill robots alongside Kit.
Also, Sonic didn't beat her with the power up. She literally crushed him and metal and then lost at the last moment because she overcharged herself. Sonic completely and utterly failed and was only even able to survive because he's got plot armor.
I mean, she was literally choking, electrocuting nd drowning him at the same time at the end.
those drill robots aren't egg beaters, they're just carts that rough and tumble are driving in on.
If she has to overcharge herself to even hurt Sonic (she didn't manage to land a single hit on him before that) then she's being written as weak.
And Sonic wasn't even hurt afterwards by any of that, he walked off fine immediately afterwards and even saved Tails too. Sonic's a mary sue. Surge is a weak jobber.
> (she didn't manage to land a single hit on him before that)
Huh? She literally whipped him with Metal in the start of the fight. Read it again.
>And Sonic wasn't even hurt afterwards by any of that, he walked off fine immediately afterwards and even saved Tails too.
No one ever gets hurt in this comic. Literally the only time sonic got hurt in the entire run was when he twisted his foot.
>Sonic still mouths off to her like he can beat her up (when she's supposed to be a threatening antagonist)
Why do you act like that isn't normal for him
Damn this shit goes hard
Having the hero be the insurmountable villain of the villain's story is really neat. To us he's The Hero, but to the villain he's That Guy. For them it was their Origin, to him it was Tuesday.
The IDW comics had so potential but it was shot in the foot by trying to keep it SatAM like. I like the show but a pure Sonic games canon comic with the same approach to storytelling and worldbuilding as post reboot Archie would be absolutely delightful.
Your obsession with this insane, violent tenrec is troubling Cinemaphile.
The comic including panels like this
certainly doesn't do any favors in stifling our fixation
>Why did Amy make friends with the woman who tried killing sonic?
Pandering towards the Xitter/Tumblr crowd that started the AmySurge ship, even if the Amy can't have a crush on someone other than Sonic, they hope Surge will develop a crush on Amy.
>Is she stupid?
But also this.
>Is she stupid?
yes
Whoa, I can’t believe Sonic almost died to these Shellcrackers! His heart clearly stopped for a second here! Well, nobody said he almost died but it was clearly implied!!!
Now this is just grasping at straws to try to prove your point. Neither one of these scenes shows Sonic even being unconscious/unresponsive or even just stunned.
He even teases Sonic about his “lack of self-preservation”, aka, he is calling Sonic suicidal and foolish. He does indeed know very well that Surge could kill him at this time with the Dynamo cage
Sonic was unconscious during the shellcracker page. He had to be saved by a villager from the first issue.
Clearly that meant he was actually dead. It was implied after all.
1. Was not admittedly knowledgeable on that panel.
2. You are still grasping at straws. Again, you can hate the knock off Scourge if you want to but to be grasping at this many straws because you seethe that much about her is weird.
Or that he just refuses to acknowledge the scene can be interpreted in more than one way.
>interpreted
There you go. You just admitted this was entirely your headcanon.
So is yours. And ya know what? That doesn't make either of us any less wrong. Isn't that cool how opinions work?
>remember that one time Sonic literally died?
>wtf that never happened
>no but in my opinion it happened
Holy shit you are a literal moron, but being a tripBlack person that’s expected. You need to have a nice day NOW!
And you're a stubborn dick who isn't worth arguing with, so we both have our crosses to bear.
>I think the sky is purple, it’s just my opinion, man.
morons like you are ruining all media discussion. There is absolutely an objective way to evaluate stories.
I usually don’t side with Boco but holy shit what is this level of seething if you are so correct? I gave detailed explanations of why it’s implied that Sonic had his heart stopped and the best you can do is just say “no”, call everyone a surge or a trip gay, throw insults, and just grasp at weak straws to try to make comparisons in a mocking tone. Your “argument” falls flat and how can you call anyone a moron when you are literally getting this mad about discount Scourge?
>I gave detailed explanations of why it’s implied that Sonic had his heart stopped
No, You didn't do it, you just said it was your opinion and didn't show any feasible evidence.
Anon…
>Sonic’s eyes and non-responsiveness
>Sonic suddenly gasping/shooting up after the shock.
>The Wisps being scared/very concerned
>Tails freaking out.
>Eggman knowing full well that Surge would kill Sonic with the Dynamo cage.
If you are just gonna throw “no”, “did nooooot”, and insults as an argument I won’t elaborate further than what I have already because now you’re just trying to gaslight over a green hedgehog ripoff.
Assuming this is also you, how can you say this when you offer nothing to the conversation other than being purely contrarian for the sake of it?
Don't bother, man. He's just gonna stick his fingers in his ears and go "la la la la I'm not listening".
>he looked hurt in one page and his friends looked sad
Cool, but where do they say he was dead for a second though.
I would say that the Wisps certainly knew since they were literally holding each other in fear (and possibly sadness?).
Tails had only just gotten down there to assist Sonic so he didn’t get to see him being unresponsive.
As for Sonic himself, he’s not going to flat out admit it, that would be out of character (even for this comic) and he would see no point in concerning others.
We are also dealing with *lethal electricity* and prolonged exposure to it. If someone’s laying down unresponsive after getting that kind of shock, it’s more than likely the heart, from a medical standpoint.
They don’t outright say that he died anon, but it’s abundantly clear what had happened here. Sonic also needs Tails to lift him up and when that didn’t work, he couldn’t even go at full speed in the cave. Sonic got fricked here.
>They don’t outright say that he died
So you admit it’s all headcanon. Glad you finally agree.
If we were to go by your argument, you also have chosen a headcanon unless one of the writers have said that he wasn’t clinically dead for a moment. At worst, this scene is very open to interpretation, just like many other death/near death moments in other media. You don’t care about interpretation, you are just simply seething about female Scourge and nothing else.
>this scene is very open to interpretation
It’s a comic for kids, the rest of the comic isn’t open to interpretation.
>just like many other death/near death moments in other media.
Name them. I have never seen any story rely so heavily on headcanon to make the villain seem threatening. When Naruto or Goku nearly die the story makes that fact very clear.
>Sonic’s eyes and non-responsiveness
Duh, Surge just committed suicide in front of Sonic's eyes.
>Sonic suddenly gasping/shooting up after the shock.
nah, he just swallowed water, something very common when you're in the water.
>The Wisps being scared/very concerned
Obviously, they were captured against their will by a crazy woman, it is understandable that they are scared despite being released.
>Tails freaking out.
It's normal, Tails has always been a crybaby, he has done the same every time Sonic fights someone.
>Eggman knowing full well that Surge would kill Sonic with the Dynamo cage.
He is just making fun of Sonic's stupidity, Eggman knows that it takes much more than a little electrified water to kill Sonic, he himself has already tried it with much more destructive weapons.
You gave your headcanon recap of events. Absolutely no one says that he died in the actual comic. Until you can post some actual proof of him dying I’m going to call out you delusional morons.
Surgegays are the ones grasping at straws. They started this whole thing with their outrageous claim that has no basis in story. The whole point of the badnik argument is to mock how delusional their headcanon is.
Are there Surgegays that don't think she's a jobber?
At this point, you'd have to admit she's a jobber and that jobbing is part of her appeal.
There are several people in this thread who think she was a mortal threat to Sonic despite doing nothing but constantly losing fights to him.
The only time she was a mortal threat to him was when she had the dynamo-cage. Even Eggman acknowledged this. She is useless without it. One of the reasons why I think she is lame.
I'm pretty sure that's what was supposed to be implied, that Surge is a serious threat to Sonic.
But she's too much of a jobber for me to take her seriously as a threat to him.
Again, she is only a serious threat with the dynamo cage. She is useless without that macguffin.
Remember when Metal almost killed Sonic in Archie! His heart stopped for a second here! I can tell because… his heart just stopped okay!
>Why did Amy make friends with the woman who tried killing sonic? Is she stupid?
The last time she did she literally saved the entire fricking world. Are you stupid?
Honestly Amy doesn't make much sense the way she is now. Japan clearly wants her to still be a love obsessed teen girl who's still really into trivial things like fortune telling, going by Frontiers.
But this comic wants her to be this serious no nonsense figure of the restoration. Which to be honest is probably a more useful character in the narrative, but it's totally at odds with her still dressing like the oblivious trend hopping fashionista as they reintroduced in Sonic Adventure.
waiting for the doujins featuring sonic and surge.
Pretty sure those already exist
only one and pretty lame with 4 or 5 pages.
Are there any? I can't seem to find any.
I wonder if there is an official Sonic Bible somewhere…
Probably, there has to be a reason only the male Hedgehogs from the modern era can go Super, while in the classic universe other can.
Going by Black Doom and Project Shadow, it's probably a genetic factor.
The classic characters don't go super, they just get super powered
Because Amy herself was yandre for Sonic, before chilling the frick out. So Amy knows she can help Surge mellow downa notch, which is beyond moronic. But like Amy is well indeed beyond moronic and odds are jelly at Surge which is causing her to get primal urges again.
5$ says we get to see some fight between them with Amy dropping her mask and going ONLY I CAN LOVE SONIC HE'S MINE b***h IM GONNA SKIN YOUR HIDE AND EAT YOUR BONES b***h AWWOHHHHYAHHH THATS THE SPOT SHOCK ME MORE YOU FILTHY prostitute SHOCK ME HARDER IM GONNA COOOOM. You're nothing bawd even shadow has hurt me more you call this violence and pain LET ME SHOW YOU THE POWER OF L O V E SONIC IS MINE AND MINE ALONE YOU VILE HUSSY bawd PICO HAMMER TRANSFORM METAL SKULLFRICKER HAMMER UNLOCKED. You see this skull you no good chlamydia vector ITS THE SKULL OF THE LAST prostitute WHO TRIED WOO'ING SONIC I'M GONNA SKIN YOUR FACE OFF WHILE STILL ALIVE TO SAVOUR THE PLEASURE BUGS WILL EAT ALL THE FLESH CLEANING THE BONE. I WILL TURN YOUR SKULL INTO A GOBLET THE MOST PRETTIEST OF GLASSES. I'm GONNA BLEED YOU DRY AND MIX IT IN A BARREL OF WINE. AND EVERY TIME I SPEND A FEW HOURS IN MY GOONCAVE COOMING SO HARD ILL PULL OUT YOUR SKULL GOBLET AND DRINK YOUR BLOODWINE. COOMING AS I DRINK THE LAST DROP KNOWING THAT NO FLOOSY bawd WILL EVER TOUCH SONIC HE'S MINE AND MINE ALONE. SO ITS TIME TO DIE b***h ANY LAST WORDS
>b***h you're beyond crazy the frick is wrong with you. I don't wanna frick sonic I have Kit to molest and degrade for fun. I just wanna beat his ass. Lady what the frick is wrong with you, I've never killed anyone. Just how many women have you murdered thinking they love sonic and will steal him away from you. God damn you're more fricked in the head then I am, and that says something.
And then sonic randomly shows up using the power of friendship! to stop Amy from slaughtering Surge. Scolding her for trying to murder another woman remiding Amy he loves Blaze and only Blaze.
Sonic let Blaze go, she's with Silver like she was always meant to be. Sonic remembers the events of 06 so he knows they belong together.
Duck Tales crossover looks crazy.
Footgays missed out on this one.
Good.
This and the “we keep having this conversation” and Starline’s ghost giving Surge headshot finger guns make me irrationally angry at how milquetoast the entire “arc” was. I wish Sega would push boundaries instead of constantly holding back, like when they removed Maria getting fricking shot in the ShtH opening.
That arc was too high-octane and spicy. You couldn't handle it if they pushed it even beyond.
I want that ghost pepper sauce all up my urethra, man. I want someone to jeopardize their career by making something so goddamn potent that it causes an internal civil war both in the company and in the fandom. I want a villain so broken there’s no way to save them.
It's a nothingburger, they're being hyperbolic for some reason.
Every time I see these three now all I can think of is the Aval0nX art.
I really hope all these Sonic threads die down after The Ride ends. I so tired of them.
They were here before The Ride and will be after.
The ride is never going to end. People are just going to storytime shitty Sonic fancomics endlessly once they run out of Archie material.
Which they did after the last Ride, then in a few years they'll do The Ride again...its an endless cycle.
Based. All future generations of Cinemaphile users will be blessed with the knowledge.
I miss Amy Gasai, Amy Busybody McMaturepants is poopoo garbage.
If any of you morons actually read the comic, you'd know that Surge and Kit are specifically there to "infiltrate" the Resistance and are taking advantage of the whole "Sonic's speech convinced me to be a good guy" thing as a cover.
If you had read the post you would realize that we are discussing how silly it is for Amy to be friends with Surge, we already know that Surge and her simp are infiltrators.
Amy mistook her for Sonic and they hit it off.
> Conservitards coming full circle
I second this
Could someone redpill me on the Peridot shitposting?
I've been seeing it for months, but because I don't frequent SU threads, I've never had any chance to ask, but given we were invaded...
>Could someone redpill me on the Peridot shitposting?
He's just a troll obsessed with a character, we call him perigay, he spams once or twice a week and kills some threads.
We all wonder why they don't ban him permanently.
I see... just another day in Cinemaphile, I guess.
Thank you very much, anon!
>She's the biggest silvazegay in existence
Haven't you read the issue of Silver and Espio?
It's all a ruse. They're going to forcibly spitroast her. And then swap ends.
Amy is dumb enough to confuse Shadow and Sonic and that is canon.
>poor eyesight joke
They aren't even the same color.
b***h is toddler brained, not visually impaired. Makes perfect sense she would be stupid about Surge too.
She's only 5 years old.
When I was 5 I could tell the difference between my boyfriends easily, Amy is just moronic like all women
Hedgehog eyes can only see shades of cream and brown
>Hedgehog eyes can only see shades of e-girl and Sonic Unleashed
Penders' character was just Sega's character but evil though
Just give me Shadow the Hedgehog 2: Electric Boogaloo already.
You're getting that in Sonadow Generations
>HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYY
Setting up lesbo ship. Calling it
Nah instead it will lead up to a moment where Amy talks down Surge as a reference to her with Shadow in SA2 and all the SA2gays will screech and holler in hype because all they care about is references to only that game while the rest of us will roll our eyes at the comic relying on just referencing better shit yet again in place of making an actually fun story to read
It depends on who ends up writing and doing the art when Surge fully switches side.
If Ian does it then
If Evan does it, then Sonic will do it and Surge will get more orgasm faces.
Alright but what happens if they co-write it? Sonic & Amy flipping Surge's redemption switch?
If they both write it Ian will make it more Amy centric, but Evan will make it look like she's lusting after Sonic in every panel they're in together.
So Sonic ends up with 2 Yanderes in love with him and each other, the other romantic interests/ex-rivals of Sonic won't survive the schizo duo.
Are there humans in the IDW sonic world besides eggman?
Yes, but they live on continents while the anthropomorphic animals live on islands.
Isn’t Central City supposed to be on a continent?
It depends on the medium. Shadow the Hedgehog and Archie made it a mainly human city. Battle and IDW made it an animal city.
Archie made it a city with both humans and animals in its reboot.
>Battle
You can’t consider that an animal city when the only people we saw were the main cast.
Yeah, but Ian and Evan don’t want them in the comic.
From ABT's twitter.
>never sleep
>never nightmaren
Cool, also sheep boobaaaaaaaaaaaaahh
Never!
>that third panel
>me
That b***h unironically needs a good dicking
It would solve, some of her issues at least.
I can fix her bros.
Surge is fricking Amy to get to Sonic.
I dropped the comic ages ago, so I didn't get to see all of their interactions.
Is sonurge a based ship?
People on Xitter hate it, but I like it. Take that as you will.
Depends.
How based do you find a ship where the girl moans "frick you and everybody that looks like you" when the guy keeps plapping while she cums?
No, it really isn't.
Surge is a massive disappointment as a character.
>No fangs
Disgust
>Is sonurge a based ship?
Indubitably
Why are Sonic fans obsessed with sex?
Look, I'm not obsessed with sex, but we can't deny that in all the fights between Sonic and Surge there is a strange sexual energy, this reaches its maximum point in their last fight, where you can barely say that it is a fight.
That's you projecting your feelings onto it
>That's Evan projecting her fetishes into it
ftfy
Many modern fans live in DA, Xitter and Tumblr.
Your next line is going to be "Because they never get it in real life".
It wasn't but that was pretty good
Any Surge/Amy requests? Only one of those two girls per request
Both of them wearing maid dresses.
K, i'm gonna sleep now, so i'll do them tomorrow
WAKE THE FRICK UP
https://files.catbox.moe/p55pwh.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/q8zet3.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/4y1qg3.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/wyfj0t.jpg
Been a while since i've drawn Sonics, but i feel like these are better, if only by a little bit
Nice
>skipped my request
okay frick you then? b***h?? just because you draw good doesn't mean you're the shit
Which one?
I think he meant the chastity belt one.
Oh yeah. Dunno why it got deleted. I checked the original post, and just did the ones there. Probably forgot about it because i was sleepy, but i'll do it later
okay then
>request gets deleted
>gets mad at drawgay
Maybe don't be such a sperg next time, and jannies will forgive your sorry ass
>dat charging station
Thanks for the delivery
I like the charging one.
Sweet! Thanks for your delivery! Surge looks a lot better rocking the male Mobian look than I anticipated
Didn't know wether to make her featureless like Sally or give her something, but ended up going for the former option. Also, had to cut her legs cause they looked a bit weird
Glad you did since featureless Surge is exactly what I looking for
Surge using an EV charging station with Sonic looking impatient.
Surge wearing only her gloves and sneakers like most male characters in the franchise. Preferably with her hair down
All I know of Surge is the Aval0nX art where an underaged version of her was hypnotized and fricked by the platypus. It was pretty hot
I can’t wait for Sega to learn absolutely fricking nothing once IDW dies and Flynn and Stanley are inappropriately singled out as the reasons why the comic failed when they wanted to just give fans what fans wanted, and moronic nips in tiny suits said “no”.
>Flynn and Stanley are inappropriately singled out as the reasons why the comic failed
They'd be unlikely to assume this since as far as they know everybody loves Flynn and Stanley's work.
who is the top
Tangle, Whisper is a dead-fish bottom.
What a waste of prime Mobian pussy 🙁
tangle do not put it to waste tho
ftfy
Well, make some.
Surge becoming actual friends with Amy would make for good interactions.
I just love seeing her suffer, it’s like she was designed specifically to satiate my fetishes.
You have a fetish for homosexual evil scientists bullying punk girls?
>homosexual
Everyone in Sonic's world is straight.
Nite and Don are gay. Tangle, Whisper, and israeliteel are lesbians.
Death of the author, no one in Sonic's world is gay until Sega says so.
I need a evil homosexual platypus scientist to bully me.I love Starline so much, I need more of him, it's a pity he's dead
If he actually became a ghost in the machine, that would be… something, I guess. I preferred him alive. Gifted enough to create biotics, but his obsession with Eggman being his natural limiter. A sort of poetry, you might say, with how Surge and Kit are limited due to their respective obsessions with Sonic and Tails, and a meta narrative on how Eggman’s limit is his obsession with Sonic.
So half of you wanna frick her, half of you wanna beat the snot out of her.
Surge makes for some very interesting reader reactions.
It's like the match between Roman Reigns and Cody Rhodes coming up at mania. We KNOW there is no chance in hell of Roman dropping the belt. And Sonic is the Roman Reigns of IDW Sonic. I don't think he's ever lost a fight.
He did get infected by Rough and Tumble tho. He does have that "L" attached. Can't think of anything else.
Shut the FRICK up, Boco.
>cool stealth section
>fights
>culmination of a few different arc set ups
>someone actually dies
>Shadow gets to do something cool
I don't get the hate for the city arc
Play her game.
After reading this thread, 'job' doesn't look like a real word anymore.
Evan made her a dyke.
Looks like she needs her legs broken.
Characters who don't win fights shouldn't exist.
I just want Surge as my gf so she can cry on my shoulder and I can comfort her and gently rub her hair.
I want her as my cumbawd, so i can finger her whenever i want
I want eggman to anally rape you to death.
What are you, a fricking homosexual?
What are you gay?
No, you are, for fantasizing a man fricking another man
I aint the one getting raped by eggman bro
As far as we know, homosexual
I know you got eggmans pp in yo butt nerd lmao owned.
Any stories that deny the homosexual “it’s okay that you’re a mass murderer because you’ve said you”ve changed your ways” shit like in DBZ? Like a hero who will just ignore that shit and punish a villain for their wrongdoing, anyway?
What do you mean exactly?
Kagurabachi?
Or something that isn't children's media.
>Is she stupid?
Yes
damn cream is hardcore for smoking without the filter
Like half of his friends have tried to kill him at some point.
What is this from?
Spongebob.
No the Sonic part
Sonic exe kills a male Tangle?
>Flesh Sonic.
Wait? That was a Metal Sonic who skinned Sonic for his fur?
And he's in love with Whisper?
That's certainly an odd ship.
Yeah theres some previous comic Im missing here.
i can't take this fat crying c**t seriously
How do you like it, Sonic?
Metal sonic if he was infected with the flayer virus from wh40k
I now understand why Eggman is so mad all the time. These Mobians are all at dick sucking height, but he's not getting his dick sucked!
>Adam makes a full length Sonic comic for funsies.
>Its the best story we've gotten in years.
i hate this
Post it then.
https://twitter.com/AdamBryceThomas/status/1760837528276615213
You're an actual homosexual. I'LL do it because I don't suck wiener for free.
They both decided that Sonic should be given a fate worse than death...
...dating Amy.
This somewhat contradicts the Twitter Takeover stories, where Shadow claims he eats only coffee beans with a spoon. He does know what coffee is, but he doesn't drink coffee because "coffee water" is diluted coffee.
The Twitter Takeover stuff is silly shit the voice actors say to fan questions. You really shouldn't put stock in it. It's just audience engagement/advertising.
Ian also said.
>This comic sort of just *happened* the hour before I went to bed. I'm inexperienced as a writer and I don't tend to make things like this. Take that as you will.
>*hopefully no mispells*
>(THIS IS FAN ART/ ANTI-CANON)
As he said, take it as you will.
>Ian said
Fricking who?
Frick, meant ABT.
Why can't the stories in IDW be like this?
>muh mandates Boogeyman
Why can't stories about the OCs be like this?
Am I supposed to be impressed? This shit wasn’t even good.
If you don't understand why this is a good comic, you don't deserve better than the trash we've been getting.
Nah bro. It really wasn’t that good. You’re just a moron.
>Nah bruh it wasn't bussin fr fr they didn't even hit nobody, shiiieeeet
The curtains were blue.
Damn. You’re really sperging out.
>IE, "I have no argument."
That's nice, man.
Uncultured.
Uneven.
Uninteresting.
(You)
Blame Sega mandates.
Also Ian used to be the head writer, and now it's Evan, so you can blame them as well.
Be like what ? It was just a coffee story.
The story isn't about coffee. There's no way you think the idea here is "dude, coffee's great."
It's about coffee, you pretentions frick. What else is it about, "feelings?" Piss off.
It's about a lot of things
>Character study
>Memories
>Daily rituals
>Humor
>Coffee
second panel
second speech bubble
"repition"
what a HACK
Based.
We should behead Adam. He's failed us for the last time.
>"I'll post it!"
>Stops after 4 pages
Bitch
Isn't coffee actually less effective if you just have the beans?
booba
I liked the twitter comic. I care.