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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He very vocally hated Star Wars. Disney's interview process is weird

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >how do we attract new audiences to this franchise?
      >uh, we don't. the franchise/audience don't exist in a vacuum. the franchise is large/prevalent enough that everyone already has opinions of it.
      >hmmm. very interesting. you're fired. next?
      > ...have people who don't like the franchise make movies in the franchise?
      >brilliant! you get to keep your job!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Source(s)?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Every interview with him about making TLJ

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He loves Star Wars, he just doesn't like YOUR engagement with it, which is more about worshipping superficial brand iconography, consuming merchandise, and living vicariously through the characters as a power fantasy rather than the real human lessons of the original trilogy

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        delectable bait

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's not bait, it's the truth.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            what real human lessons of the original trilogy?

            That the guy who never gave up trying to find humanity in the galaxy's most sinister villain will grow up to try to stab his sleeping nephew, because of his a bad dream?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Luke never gave up on Vader

              I swear prequelgays have never actually watched these movies

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It was a moment of weakness for Luke. Then he noticed his dad was a fricking robot because he made the same mistakes he was about to make if he killed Vader and came to his senses

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                And seeing that Ben Solo was planning to shoot up a school was another moment of weakness. But you think Luke is an action figure, who because he resisted temptation once at 25, means that he has conquered temptation as a metaphysical concept and will never think about doing bad things ever again.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >And seeing that Ben Solo was planning to shoot up a school was another moment of weakness
                Lmao moron "seeing ben solo" wasn't the moment of weakness, it was when he tried to kill child Ben Solo in his sleep who hadn't yet done anything wrong.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >wanting to kill a family member, son of your sister and best friend
                >it was just le moment of weakness

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >it was when he tried to kill child Ben Solo in his sleep who hadn't yet done anything wrong
                Based. Made this boring character interesting for once.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >he made that character completely different character?
                >OH MY GODDESS I AM LIKE SO SUBVERTED AND STUFF LIKE I CAN'T EVEN RIGHT NOW

                You watch Lower Decks.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >he made that character completely different character?
                No? It's called character development. One that is not a complete snooze fest, made to appeal to manchildren smashing their funko pop action figures together.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                See

                >character refuses to kill space Hitler when all of his friends are about to die
                >decides to kill a kid over bad dream

                Now THAT'S proper progressive writing. No wonder millenial shitters need quotas for writing rooms. Btw what happened to Bobblehead's SW trilogy?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Ben Solo was planning to shoot up a school
                May I see it?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                "I looked into his mind." Actual line of dialogue.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The same character tosses away his lightsaber and is willing to die, and you think older and wiser him would think to kill his nephew in his sleep? You're one of those morons who believes they're smart so they overthink everything. In truth you are a midwit, and I can also tell you're a massive homosexual since you came here to argue. Pretty gay combo if you ask me.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                These people don't understand character development and growth. They want the character to be realistic and repeat mistakes because that's what real people do

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >character development is a linear scale of progressive, positive growth

                WTF, Tony said he wasn't going to cheat on Carmela anymore after his coma, then he cheated on her again anyway! Wtf is this bad writing?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >character refuses to kill space Hitler when all of his friends are about to die
                >decides to kill a kid over bad dream

                Now THAT'S proper progressive writing. No wonder millenial shitters need quotas for writing rooms. Btw what happened to Bobblehead's SW trilogy?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                See
                [...]

                I don't understand you people. The guy sees something that frightens him, acts on emotion but cognitive function kicks in a few milliseconds later and he stops himself. What's so fricking unbelievable about that? Feels like a very human thing to do.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >The guy sees something that frightens him
                >Vader didn't
                >sleeping kid did

                Ok rian, where's the trilogy?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You don't understand how humans work. How a strong sudden emotion can make a person act on impulse. That's why you're a fan of funko pop figurine smashing dogshit.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                If it is normal in your shitty family that you often find yourself standing next to your nephew's bed with a dick in your hand, you should be in prison.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Very funny. Now go back to watching your unoriginal boring and predictable space cape shit. I bet you onioned out when you saw han solo in the episode seven trailer too.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Now go back to watching your unoriginal boring and predictable space cape shit

                Imagine thinking that a millenial leftie numale shitter like Rian wasn't entirely predictable.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Le expectation subversion is... le bad
                >Actually, it wasn't subversive at all.
                You guys should stick to coherent criticism. You sound like you have schizophrenia.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                He didn't subvert shit, he went exactly according to Blackrock spreadsheet.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >character development isn't a linear scale of progressive, positive growth
                Why not? It's fiction. Character regression is usually unsatisfying. Everyone hated when Jaime went back to Cersei

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                you think the point of art is to provide hollow positive reinforcement and to make you feel good about yourself, when Star Wars had always previously avoided that kind of shallow messaging.

                I will remind you that Anakin turned evil because he was an immature manbaby who couldn't cope that bad things would happen to him in life

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Movies are not art. Rian's movies aren't even entertainment.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Movies are not art
                No, they're just glorified toy commercials. Isn't that right, George?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Why not?
                Because it's fricking boring. If you want that, then there's 10 quadrillion already existing movies for you to watch.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Why don't you watch something else and let us have Star Wars since you obviously don't like it in the first place

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Star Wars was never yours to begin with.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I love how prequelgays who defend Hayden in RotJ will accuse people of not being real Star Wars fans

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                What’s funny is that after Luke momentarily considers killing his nephew out of fear he could be a school shooter, his nephew decides to go ahead and become a school shooter and slaughter all his classmates. Makes a lot of sense, very well motivated. TLJ was well written.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >prequelgays have never actually watched these movies
                This. To them, there is no OT. To them, Star Wars begins and ends with their school shooter Space Jesus.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                this just proves Luke was never an infallible cardboard cut out but did struggle with reconciling his rage with his values. In the end he did the right thing.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Now let's see what happens immediately after, you disingenuous weasel.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This. All the way.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Ugh this fictional character isn't realistic enough. He needs to be a loser like I am!

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >heroes don't exist, all men are cowards. Look, this uplifting character you admired chimped out for no reason and exiled himself from his family and responsibilities.
          BASED and MATURE writing!

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >prone to doubt
          >tries to murder the child of his sister and best friend in his bed

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >rather than the real human lessons of the original trilogy

        WAKEY WAKEY BEN

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He wanted to subvert your expectations

          what real human lessons of the original trilogy?

          That the guy who never gave up trying to find humanity in the galaxy's most sinister villain will grow up to try to stab his sleeping nephew, because of his a bad dream?

          Admit it, if it was all George's idea and doing, you'd eat it up without a second thought.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            that's right! nobody ever dared to question or criticize lucas

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That's the Luke Skywalker I grew up with, thanks Rian 🙂

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's nice except he ignored all the lessons of the OT and PT which actually made sense unlike his collection of bizarre contradictions

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >all the lessons of the PT
          You mean, "BUY OUR TOYS"?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Nice try mouse

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >IF YOU'RE NOT WITH THE PREQUELS, THEN YOU'RE WITH DISNEY
              You mean the company that owns and distributes the prequels?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Let's not pretend that Disney didn't embark on a huge strawman campaign of uniting prequel haters in the hope of making their sequels look less terrible

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >look less terrible
                At least they succeeded there, to their credit.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            People bought PT toys and games. No one buys ST shit

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              There were no Fortnite or TikTok when the PT came out.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                There were no good Star Wars products when TikTok and Fortnite came out either

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          the prequels contradict the OT left and right

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Name one

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Your full potential is determined not by your spirituality, but your cholesterol level
              That's one.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That's not a retcon, if anything it's affirmation that The Force is hereditary, which the OT implied several times

                Try again

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            And pink hat wearing numale Rian contradicted SW out of existence.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nah.

        He had a problem with continuity and story progression. That's just poor writing ability.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        8/8

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      fpbp, but also a clueless loser with a big budget
      jj was worse than him though - no originality whatshoever

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >implying he did it on purpose

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This, I swear to God. He tried to write an ordinary Star Wars film and just failed spectacularly, the notion that it's a deconstructionist film is entirely damage control

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >deconstruction
        It's literally mostly the same beats as Empire. Idk how people still cope with saying "at least he did something different"

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Chris Avellone didn't like Star Wars but it was his job to be lead writer for KotOR 2. It was a little darker and more preachy than Star Wars usually is but at least it was still Star Wars. TLJ feels like a parody.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >let the past die
    >kill it if you have to
    >star wars is literally dead now
    He fufilled his prophecy

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    JJ either should have agreed to do all 3, or find someone else who would

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They didn't initially want jj to do all three.
      They wanted to recapture the "magic" of the ot. That's why so much of the marketing for tlj focused on using practical sets instead of cgi. The ot also had 3 different directors. So the st had to have 3 different directors.
      The ot wasn't planned out in advance. So the st could be made up as they went along too.
      That was genuinely their thought process.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >The ot also had 3 different directors. So the st had to have 3 different directors.
        That only happened because George had a shit time making ANH, what with having to tard wrangle everybody to get the movie done. Dude suffered a mental breakdown and went into workaholic mode to finish the movie. Even with the other directors, he still played back seat director and basically directed the movies anyway.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >your Snoke theory sucks!!
    >shut up manbaby MAAAHHH DEEEK

    Guy is just an butthole. Even all the cast straight up said they liked working with JJ more

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It had to be ruined and he made a quite good job of that.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because he watches RLM. Just a talentless millenial moron overdosing on turboirony.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    shit writer who also realized the gig was a trap that wouldve resulted in someone's ire no matter how it was done

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He wanted to subvert your expectations

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bad leadership on the part of Disney.
    I honestly can't believe they spent 1.5 billion dollars on a trilogy and literally just had no fricking plan from the get-go.
    If they wanted him to do a SW thing it should have been a side story, and that's totally fine, he would have been happier doing that anyway. Randomly having a guy come in and make a movie in the middle of a trilogy that totally throws out the rest of the trilogy, and then expecting a third person to come in and wrap it up is mind bogglingly moronic. It's like the gig economy equivalent of directors. Marvel/Disney has historically done this pretty well with staying on target, I don't know how this happened with Star Wars.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's because Kathy has literally no vision. Her plan for Star Wars is "persistent storytelling" which translates to have a constant feed of shit being thrown at the wall and hope something sticks

      There is no synergy, no build up to an Avengers Endgame event. It's just picking friends or other hot talent to create a vessel to push some message in whatever time periods Star Wars they want.

      All they had to do was copy MCU or Arrowverse and they could've been 10x more successful. Scrap the EU, fine. Then create a new story about what happened after ROTJ and tell it through movies and shows that build off each other and culminate in a climactic crossover. And do it in chronological order.

      With all this skipping around, resurrecting dead characters, undermining previous stories, all leading to nothing, there is no point in watching or getting invested.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's the soap-operafication of content.
        I just don't know how they let it leak into the mainline entries that are supposed to be the hooks/bait.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He tried desperately to salvage what was unsalvageable. Cut him some slack. He tried.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It wasn't unsalvageable. It was a total blank slate. He could have done anything with the story line that he wanted there were hardly any handcuffs at all.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The previous movie set up so much rehashed unoriginal dogshit that he had to course correct very sharply. There was going to be just too many cracks. There wasn't much else to do.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mad about Trump winning.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I know you guys on Cinemaphile hate a lot of various filmmakers. I don't. I only hate one - this POS. I was made to watch Knives Out 2 and it was beyond words horrific in so many ways I shan't waste time typing them out here. He's a nu male with that innocuous nice guy exterior that conceals a heart of subversion and hate.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I do shit on TLJ because it is atrocious, incompetent movie made by a hack, but even then Knives Out 2 is legit the worst movie I ever saw in my life, no contest.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He was way better than JJ.
    TLJ just needed a bit of editing here and there, TROS was unsalvageable.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Holdo storyline still baffles me to this day. The rest of the movie is bad but you can at least see his thought process and the message he was trying to communicate. This b***h just didn't make any sense though.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The producers probably told him that he needed to meet ESG quota for Black Rock funding

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She was Kathleen Kennedy's self insert. The brilliant leader doubted by lesser men around her.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >The brilliant leader doubted by lesser men around her.
        But she got most of them killed.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he doesn't believe in making sense

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >crashes multibillion dollar IP for manchildren, makes Star Wars fans seethe, proceeds to get insane funding for movies he actually wants to make
    He won and is /ourguy/ even if he’s a little pozzed

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think anyone here would do the same thing if they were in his position. No single person has been able to frick Disney over to the same extent.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Why did he do it?

    Narcissism and a fundamental dislike for the source material. Star Wars is a classic hero's journey myth about honor and family, all things that Rian Johnson and modern Hollywood hate. So when given the opportunity to take charge of something he hated he took the opportunity to destroy it, he dismantled the hero, he injected his own ideology, and then he killed off the villain and left the series with nowhere left to go because he didn't care.

    I don't even blame him, he made the film he wanted, he hate Star Wars and he never should have been put in charge of it and once it was apparent that he was going to run it off a cliff Kathleen Kennedy should have pulled him off the project before filming even started; but because she's grossly incompetent and equally narcissistic as Rian all he had to do was throw in some feminist garbage to keep her on board while he ran the franchise off a cliff.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A CIS LORD

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Decided to torpedo nu-wars from the inside because a dramatic flameout for a franchise is less painful than a long extended strangulation of every last penny.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When is Knives Out 3?

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