Why did it bomb?

Why did it bomb?

  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Not enough of Kiki’s delicious pits in the show.

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Riverdale showrunner Guy sucks ass at making anything beyond a first season

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Guy sucks ass at making anything beyond a first season
      Plenty of people on this industry aren't even capable of that these days. No wonder they trust him with so many projects

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I think it would be difficult to write a television show past three seasons. Beginning, middle, and end. I cant think of many shows that stayed good past season 3.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        speaking of seasons after the third
        season 4 of sabrina was an absolute disaster

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Why did it bomb?
    not enough exposed breasts and assholes to draw a larger audience

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Exposed asshole?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        yeah we want ass shots

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      There are plenty of parody porn films to cater for these needs

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Sometimes porn benefits from having a good story.

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I’m aware that it’s not very good, but I liked it. Will probably watch again at some point

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    i don't think it bombed since they finished the series

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Too much Satan
    Not enough nudity
    Not enough talking cats

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Kiki lost all her babyfat and bogged out. The show also changed to much beloved stuff from the previous iteration

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >*BRAP* *BRAP* *BRAP*

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      wow she has huge calves. i am erected.

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Too much cringe feminism.
    Too much non-white casting.
    Needed better writing.

    If the goal is to say screw those christian straight white males, those guys probably won't watch your show. The people who made this are also probably gnomish.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It's telling that you leave an actual complaint til the third line.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        upvoted

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      The comic was a lot better and has no feminism, all witches are just Satan's whores and devoted to him

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    She can't act.
    Pedo coomers aren't that big of an audience, it wasn't a female power fantasy so the twilight crowd didn't bite, and the SATANISM!!! was an instant dealbreaker with normies.

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It was sort of shit

  11. 1 week ago
    Krager

    Isn't that little short haired bitch in the Chucky show?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      yes you mean theo

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Netflix bombs anything that reaches 4 seasons

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >remove Rose from the series completely
    >make Theo fall in love secretly with Sabrina
    That would fix CAOS for me

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    kiki

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      slutty kiki is my ambrosia

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Shipka, already not the greatest looking out there, went sticc mode which just emphasizes her giant chin and weird granny tits
    Terrible idea. She at least had an ok body below the ribs before.

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Nope, it didn't flop

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It was really, really bad after like 9 episodes.

  18. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Kiernan can't act.

  19. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Why indeed. It was a somewhat coomer-themed show.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      What's wrong with her tits?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Nothing, you're porn addicted.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        They're not in my mouth.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        they want to caressed?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Dormer syndrome

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous
        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          yikes

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Kiki shoulda been cast as Wonder Woman

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >let's cast a short scrawny ugly girl with no tits or ass
            We got all that except short.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              I meant in the porno version, dunsky

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        They're very afraid of each other

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Actually gay

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          They're saggy as fuck

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            no, they just start extra low for some reason.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Look at

              Like 50 year old's tits

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                no that image is an optical illusion, its like a pair of midge tits on a normal human torso. if you cover up the part where a torso SHOULD end theres still another half torso of shoulders and stuff left.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Her or animated Sab?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Animated, but for me, it's Zelda Spellman.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          What show was that and what's going on in

          Her or animated Sab?

          and

          Boxers really? Did 90s live action Sab have anything? One anon posted her cousin did

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Boxers really? Did 90s live action Sab have anything? One anon posted her cousin did

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Animated, but for me, it's Zelda Spellman.

          Her or animated Sab?

          I think that was a 90s thing but no sure about the third pic

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Her or animated Sab?

          Animated, but for me, it's Zelda Spellman.

          Why indeed. It was a somewhat coomer-themed show.

          What about Melissa Joan hart she was good

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/dqA7zPR.jpg

      Why did it bomb?

      Why she look like Ella Hollywood?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Because prosopagnosia is a hallmark of autism.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >no female features
        You're a fag

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          (You)

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        i really wanna ironically marry jean unironically

  20. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Why did it go nowhere after the coup with lillith as a mentor and Kiki obviously being the true successor after lucifer's inprisoning?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      What is this from and why is she so cute here?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        It's from an interview she gave at siriusXM this year

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          addendum: because she's the cutest

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Sweet, thanks anon. You’re right. 🙂

  21. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It was shot in the
    >c U c K
    Everything they touch turns to shit.

  22. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Bro what if we took everyone's favorite childhood supernatural girlteen comedy and turned it into a non-stop 24/7 drug-fueled sex orgy college drama?
    They try this with all our old favorite shows featuring female leads, even the Power Puff Girls live action was supposed to be some super sex-crazed teen drama thing, then it got canned because even the suits are starting to realize the liberal trannies that write this shit don't know what they're doing anymore.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      while i'm sure powerpuff girls live action would've been dogshit the fact that they cast dove cameron as bubbles and she was a somewhat ditzy bimbo in it makes it so it gets a pass from me
      would kill to watch that pilot

  23. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Everything is bad because they hire women to create/write things

  24. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    maybe reboot the series with a superior cast, someone like Grace McKenna to give an example
    Im not her

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      was thinking the same thing plus kenny did play a younger sabrina. maybe tap into kenny being mexican and put a lil santaria brujaria spin to it

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Why does that kid on the right look 15 and 55 at the same time?

  25. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    i blame dorkus

  26. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Lacked a hot lead

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Moner as Sabrina, that's an upgrade

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      kek please go back into your goblina cave dora and search for artifacts with kiki on it

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Seething

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Is that the girl known for her resemblance to Maisie? What was her name again?

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Only to one faceblind weirdo

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Maisie?

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              exactly

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                As in who? I don't remember a Maisie on the show. I didn't see the last season.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >Mexican Maise Williams (uncredited)
                and that's only from the transformers credits

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                The Game of Thrones girl? She wasn't on Sabrina

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                she played mexican maise williams

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Are you a native English speaker?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                He's a pajeet. He lives on /misc/ and is seething about Moner 24/7.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Kiki is a weird one. She has no problem socializing and getting handsy with scum off the streets. Hell, she still freely goes to mom and pop eateries and slumming it with normies (sans bodyguard). She's a down to earth chick...
                BUT
                ...we've all seen the infamous Kiki scoul.

                It usually comes out when she's at gatherings with the rich and famous.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                What is this gibberish?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                dumb kiki-newfag
                bet u don't even know about the GREASE

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Isabela Moner/Merced. It might be more clear with a black and white pic of Maisie to match b&w of Merced

            Seething

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              That's not how you pronounce Mexican Maise

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                That's just regular Maisie

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                that isn't moner in the pic

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              She looks nothing like Moner
              You can stop your meme any time

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      She'd mog the whole cast, that's too much sex to handle

      [...]

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      boots looks like that?!

  27. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Was it just me or did it feel like after the first season they kinda stopped making them seem evil and tried to make them morally superior. Also the girl who played Susie/Theo never got nude. She did look good as a hot elf in the Christmas episode.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Also the girl who played Susie/Theo never got nude
      While flat as fuck, she actually has a good body if I recall

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        they chopped their tits off irl

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I don't think she ever had any

  28. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Why did it bomb?

    Because the main hero is portrayed by Shitka Tier Man lmaoooo

  29. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I like this type of shit if it's not too targeted towards tumblr lesbian otherkins. unfortunately that was the case here.

  30. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      would marry they/them

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      She looks like a somewhat less ugly Maisie Williams here

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      There was a behind the scenes webm posted of the cast of the show before and she actually mogged Kiernan pretty bad body wise, she had good ass and hips.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        they show off a bit on the chucky show. ass is fat

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        they show off a bit on the chucky show. ass is fat

        I must see

  31. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    because it had no voice, Riverdale did everything Sabrina did with a more famous cast on free tv

  32. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    kiernan shipka is a bad lead and is not attractive either.
    the cat didnt talk at all, this show was doomed from the start.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      kiki is cute and also a terrible actor, but very cute and not sex.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        she looks like a drug addict.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          A very seductive coke addict

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            High class escort

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Not that high.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              She's pure as far as threesomes with garden gnomes go

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            What a shitty tit job kek

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Beggin ya to touch a real titty and come back to apologize

  33. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Kiernan Shiksa

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      She wasn't a garden gnomele from the start? who knew

  34. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      she got that deer in headlights thing down

  35. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    No sassy cat

  36. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    She kisses a moron

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Where dat bro at boi. I came her with my dick outta muh pants in hopes for sum shooting and nutting but a bitch ass lie

  37. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It was boring

  38. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Was it actually meant to be a legitimate show that entertains viewers? Or something meant to piss off the writer/director's overly religious parents?

  39. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    From what little I bothered to watch
    >incredibly heavy on feminism
    >aunts hate each other and I think one even killed the other temporarily?
    >no salem
    >chud virtue signaling, have to punish those mean old boys for disrespecting the school groomer victim

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      One aunt died because she was cursed by the gypsies for disrespecting animal life and got turned into a spider/human chimera in season 3. dunno if she deceased because of that

  40. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Whole thing seemed more like a
    >Fuck you for making me go to Sunday School when I was a kid dad!
    statement.And I really don't give a shit about what kind of fedora tipping bullshit the lead writer wants has going on with their immediate family.

  41. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    There was an obnoxious soft filter over everything. It was like they had the depth of field on the camera fucked up permenently.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Liked the soft filter
      'ated the artificial darkness

  42. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Ella Hollywood didnt show his bussy in it.

  43. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Where's the damn cat

  44. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Kiernan Shipka should play Gwen Stacy in a live action Miles Morales movie.

  45. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    just being pretty wont get you to the big leagues, you also have to suck the right cocks

  46. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Ella Hollywood can't carry a show

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Mexican Maise got literally relegated to a movie for kids with dyslexia. Soon she won't even be able to carry her fat but also flat ass

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Looks literally nothing like her.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        She's a singer now don't you know

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Moner the Teenage Witch, now there's something

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Sex Boner

  47. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Aesthetically it was nice but the plot was trash.

  48. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Where the fuck is the cat?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      a xenomorph made a nice dinner out of it

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        That'd be pretty based if a face hugger implanted a xeno inside Salem and then when the xeno burst out and grew, it retained Salem's soul, forever trapped in a xenomorph body.

  49. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Because no one wants to see a bogged Sabrina

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      she just looks like meg ryan and people wanted to see that for decades... for some reason i dont understand

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Should've made a gif of kenna coming in from left instead of making this jumpscare

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Where's your OC? Yeah, until you start contributing to the thread, fuck off sideways

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Why in satan's name would I help you out with mocking my cute and endearing waifu?

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            I think you lost the plot, homie. I'm the only one who HAS your back. But you can't fight away evil, if you don't provide the "goods".

            Ya feel me?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        like this

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          spot on, can be optimized though

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            I'm shit at making gifs
            here's the mp4 if you want to take a stab at it
            https://gofile.io/d/uDnklp

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          i fucking HATE this shit women are doing with their lips. i know they're not doing it for me but fuck me its ugly

  50. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    no salem no watching

    simple as

  51. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I just don't understand how this bitch can be twice in one shit? Like you go in the world once otherwise, you're someone else, isn't it? If you're you, another person is a other person

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I love how Kiki's grease saturated little Kenny. Kind of like a dicky baptism.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Do you think they were rubbing their faces?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I wish they'd do another project together. Kiki, Kenny, Lulu, and Alyvia. We'll call it
          >"Cream Team"

          About 4 young actresses starting their own "Hooters" style ice cream truck business. There will also be a bikini car wash scene.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >bikini car wash scene
            Yes please
            Any chance we can get an action element cause I really think Keirnan would excel in helicopter combat

  52. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    goyslop

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >anon learns a new meme word

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        actually was trying to test if it's filtered or not

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          bulbasaur

  53. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It was crap

  54. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It could never figure out what kind of show it wanted to be. Too much time was wasted on the human characters and trying to stretch out the love triangle drama.

  55. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    This was the role that convinced me Shipka is a bad actress. She could not sell being a witch or any of the fantastical stuff at all. Any time she was talking about "the Dark Lord" or magic spells it felt unbelievably cringy and phony, whereas the actresses for her aunts and the teacher lady who was Lilith could sell that campy aspect.

  56. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    This was a fun show to work on. Set design and budget was really impressive. Kiki was pretty nice but I spoke to the weird sisters the most. Ross lynch legitimately loves his job. I still have some playbills somewhere from the theater episode

  57. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Dorkas did everything.

  58. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    She can't act

  59. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    no tit shots
    or cunt shots

  60. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    No body wanted the Satan shit. They managed to alienate their guaranteed fanbase of wiccan teens by making the magic satanic, it turned off a lot of normies too who are okay with make believe witchy stuff for a teevee show but not hardcore sell your soul to the goat lord shit.

    At the same time it couldn't lean too hard into the horror aspect either, so it failed to really appeal to the horror crowed either, who might have otherwise vibed more with the darker tone and "lore".

  61. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  62. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  63. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    They made Hilda and Zelda complete fuggos. The only successful versions of Sabrina had her aunts be fine pieces of ass that could carry otherwise unremarkable plots.

  64. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

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