>Guy sucks ass at making anything beyond a first season
Plenty of people on this industry aren't even capable of that these days. No wonder they trust him with so many projects
I think it would be difficult to write a television show past three seasons. Beginning, middle, and end. I cant think of many shows that stayed good past season 3.
Too much cringe feminism.
Too much non-white casting.
Needed better writing.
If the goal is to say screw those christian straight white males, those guys probably won't watch your show. The people who made this are also probably israeli.
She can't act.
Pedo coomers aren't that big of an audience, it wasn't a female power fantasy so the twilight crowd didn't bite, and the SATANISM!!! was an instant dealbreaker with normies.
>Shipka, already not the greatest looking out there, went sticc mode which just emphasizes her giant chin and weird granny tits
Terrible idea. She at least had an ok body below the ribs before.
no that image is an optical illusion, its like a pair of midge tits on a normal human torso. if you cover up the part where a torso SHOULD end theres still another half torso of shoulders and stuff left.
>Bro what if we took everyone's favorite childhood supernatural girlteen comedy and turned it into a non-stop 24/7 drug-fueled sex orgy college drama?
They try this with all our old favorite shows featuring female leads, even the Power Puff Girls live action was supposed to be some super sex-crazed teen drama thing, then it got canned because even the suits are starting to realize the liberal trannies that write this shit don't know what they're doing anymore.
while i'm sure powerpuff girls live action would've been dogshit the fact that they cast dove cameron as bubbles and she was a somewhat ditzy bimbo in it makes it so it gets a pass from me
would kill to watch that pilot
As in who? I don't remember a Maisie on the show. I didn't see the last season.
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>Mexican Maise Williams (uncredited)
and that's only from the transformers credits
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The Game of Thrones girl? She wasn't on Sabrina
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she played mexican maise williams
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Are you a native English speaker?
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He's a pajeet. He lives on Cinemaphile and is seething about Moner 24/7.
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Kiki is a weird one. She has no problem socializing and getting handsy with scum off the streets. Hell, she still freely goes to mom and pop eateries and slumming it with normies (sans bodyguard). She's a down to earth chick...
BUT
...we've all seen the infamous Kiki scoul.
It usually comes out when she's at gatherings with the rich and famous.
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What is this gibberish?
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dumb kiki-newfag
bet u don't even know about the GREASE
Was it just me or did it feel like after the first season they kinda stopped making them seem evil and tried to make them morally superior. Also the girl who played Susie/Theo never got nude. She did look good as a hot elf in the Christmas episode.
There was a behind the scenes webm posted of the cast of the show before and she actually mogged Kiernan pretty bad body wise, she had good ass and hips.
From what little I bothered to watch >incredibly heavy on feminism >aunts hate each other and I think one even killed the other temporarily? >no salem >tranny virtue signaling, have to punish those mean old boys for disrespecting the school groomer victim
One aunt died because she was cursed by the gypsies for disrespecting animal life and got turned into a spider/human chimera in season 3. dunno if she deceased because of that
Whole thing seemed more like a >Fuck you for making me go to Sunday School when I was a kid dad!
statement.And I really don't give a shit about what kind of fedora tipping bullshit the lead writer wants has going on with their immediate family.
That'd be pretty based if a face hugger implanted a xeno inside Salem and then when the xeno burst out and grew, it retained Salem's soul, forever trapped in a xenomorph body.
I just don't understand how this bitch can be twice in one shit? Like you go in the world once otherwise, you're someone else, isn't it? If you're you, another person is a other person
It could never figure out what kind of show it wanted to be. Too much time was wasted on the human characters and trying to stretch out the love triangle drama.
This was the role that convinced me Shipka is a bad actress. She could not sell being a witch or any of the fantastical stuff at all. Any time she was talking about "the Dark Lord" or magic spells it felt unbelievably cringy and phony, whereas the actresses for her aunts and the teacher lady who was Lilith could sell that campy aspect.
This was a fun show to work on. Set design and budget was really impressive. Kiki was pretty nice but I spoke to the weird sisters the most. Ross lynch legitimately loves his job. I still have some playbills somewhere from the theater episode
No body wanted the Satan shit. They managed to alienate their guaranteed fanbase of wiccan teens by making the magic satanic, it turned off a lot of normies too who are okay with make believe witchy stuff for a teevee show but not hardcore sell your soul to the goat lord shit.
At the same time it couldn't lean too hard into the horror aspect either, so it failed to really appeal to the horror crowed either, who might have otherwise vibed more with the darker tone and "lore".
They made Hilda and Zelda complete fuggos. The only successful versions of Sabrina had her aunts be fine pieces of ass that could carry otherwise unremarkable plots.
Not enough of Kiki’s delicious pits in the show.
Riverdale showrunner Guy sucks ass at making anything beyond a first season
>Guy sucks ass at making anything beyond a first season
Plenty of people on this industry aren't even capable of that these days. No wonder they trust him with so many projects
I think it would be difficult to write a television show past three seasons. Beginning, middle, and end. I cant think of many shows that stayed good past season 3.
speaking of seasons after the third
season 4 of sabrina was an absolute disaster
>Why did it bomb?
not enough exposed breasts and assholes to draw a larger audience
Exposed asshole?
yeah we want ass shots
There are plenty of parody porn films to cater for these needs
Sometimes porn benefits from having a good story.
I’m aware that it’s not very good, but I liked it. Will probably watch again at some point
i don't think it bombed since they finished the series
Too much Satan
Not enough nudity
Not enough talking cats
Kiki lost all her babyfat and bogged out. The show also changed to much beloved stuff from the previous iteration
>*BRAP* *BRAP* *BRAP*
wow she has huge calves. i am erected.
Too much cringe feminism.
Too much non-white casting.
Needed better writing.
If the goal is to say screw those christian straight white males, those guys probably won't watch your show. The people who made this are also probably israeli.
It's telling that you leave an actual complaint til the third line.
upvoted
The comic was a lot better and has no feminism, all witches are just Satan's whores and devoted to him
She can't act.
Pedo coomers aren't that big of an audience, it wasn't a female power fantasy so the twilight crowd didn't bite, and the SATANISM!!! was an instant dealbreaker with normies.
It was sort of shit
Isn't that little short haired bitch in the Chucky show?
yes you mean theo
Netflix bombs anything that reaches 4 seasons
>remove Rose from the series completely
>make Theo fall in love secretly with Sabrina
That would fix CAOS for me
kiki
slutty kiki is my ambrosia
>Shipka, already not the greatest looking out there, went sticc mode which just emphasizes her giant chin and weird granny tits
Terrible idea. She at least had an ok body below the ribs before.
Nope, it didn't flop
It was really, really bad after like 9 episodes.
Kiernan can't act.
Why indeed. It was a somewhat coomer-themed show.
What's wrong with her tits?
Nothing, you're porn addicted.
They're not in my mouth.
they want to caressed?
Dormer syndrome
yikes
Kiki shoulda been cast as Wonder Woman
>let's cast a short scrawny ugly girl with no tits or ass
We got all that except short.
I meant in the porno version, dunsky
They're very afraid of each other
Actually gay
They're saggy as fuck
no, they just start extra low for some reason.
Look at
Like 50 year old's tits
no that image is an optical illusion, its like a pair of midge tits on a normal human torso. if you cover up the part where a torso SHOULD end theres still another half torso of shoulders and stuff left.
Her or animated Sab?
Animated, but for me, it's Zelda Spellman.
What show was that and what's going on in
and
Boxers really? Did 90s live action Sab have anything? One anon posted her cousin did
I think that was a 90s thing but no sure about the third pic
What about Melissa Joan hart she was good
Why she look like Ella Hollywood?
Because prosopagnosia is a hallmark of autism.
>no female features
You're a fag
(You)
i really wanna ironically marry jean unironically
Why did it go nowhere after the coup with lillith as a mentor and Kiki obviously being the true successor after lucifer's inprisoning?
What is this from and why is she so cute here?
It's from an interview she gave at siriusXM this year
addendum: because she's the cutest
Sweet, thanks anon. You’re right. 🙂
It was shot in the
>c U c K
Everything they touch turns to shit.
>Bro what if we took everyone's favorite childhood supernatural girlteen comedy and turned it into a non-stop 24/7 drug-fueled sex orgy college drama?
They try this with all our old favorite shows featuring female leads, even the Power Puff Girls live action was supposed to be some super sex-crazed teen drama thing, then it got canned because even the suits are starting to realize the liberal trannies that write this shit don't know what they're doing anymore.
while i'm sure powerpuff girls live action would've been dogshit the fact that they cast dove cameron as bubbles and she was a somewhat ditzy bimbo in it makes it so it gets a pass from me
would kill to watch that pilot
Everything is bad because they hire women to create/write things
maybe reboot the series with a superior cast, someone like Grace McKenna to give an example
Im not her
was thinking the same thing plus kenny did play a younger sabrina. maybe tap into kenny being mexican and put a lil santaria brujaria spin to it
Why does that kid on the right look 15 and 55 at the same time?
i blame dorkus
Lacked a hot lead
Moner as Sabrina, that's an upgrade
kek please go back into your goblina cave dora and search for artifacts with kiki on it
Seething
Is that the girl known for her resemblance to Maisie? What was her name again?
Only to one faceblind weirdo
Maisie?
exactly
As in who? I don't remember a Maisie on the show. I didn't see the last season.
>Mexican Maise Williams (uncredited)
and that's only from the transformers credits
The Game of Thrones girl? She wasn't on Sabrina
she played mexican maise williams
Are you a native English speaker?
He's a pajeet. He lives on Cinemaphile and is seething about Moner 24/7.
Kiki is a weird one. She has no problem socializing and getting handsy with scum off the streets. Hell, she still freely goes to mom and pop eateries and slumming it with normies (sans bodyguard). She's a down to earth chick...
BUT
...we've all seen the infamous Kiki scoul.
It usually comes out when she's at gatherings with the rich and famous.
What is this gibberish?
dumb kiki-newfag
bet u don't even know about the GREASE
Isabela Moner/Merced. It might be more clear with a black and white pic of Maisie to match b&w of Merced
That's not how you pronounce Mexican Maise
That's just regular Maisie
that isn't moner in the pic
She looks nothing like Moner
You can stop your meme any time
She'd mog the whole cast, that's too much sex to handle
boots looks like that?!
Was it just me or did it feel like after the first season they kinda stopped making them seem evil and tried to make them morally superior. Also the girl who played Susie/Theo never got nude. She did look good as a hot elf in the Christmas episode.
>Also the girl who played Susie/Theo never got nude
While flat as fuck, she actually has a good body if I recall
they chopped their tits off irl
I don't think she ever had any
>Why did it bomb?
Because the main hero is portrayed by Shitka Tier Man lmaoooo
I like this type of shit if it's not too targeted towards tumblr lesbian otherkins. unfortunately that was the case here.
would marry they/them
She looks like a somewhat less ugly Maisie Williams here
There was a behind the scenes webm posted of the cast of the show before and she actually mogged Kiernan pretty bad body wise, she had good ass and hips.
they show off a bit on the chucky show. ass is fat
I must see
because it had no voice, Riverdale did everything Sabrina did with a more famous cast on free tv
kiernan shipka is a bad lead and is not attractive either.
the cat didnt talk at all, this show was doomed from the start.
kiki is cute and also a terrible actor, but very cute and not sex.
she looks like a drug addict.
A very seductive coke addict
High class escort
Not that high.
She's pure as far as threesomes with israelites go
What a shitty tit job kek
Beggin ya to touch a real titty and come back to apologize
Kiernan Shiksa
She wasn't a kikele from the start? who knew
she got that deer in headlights thing down
No sassy cat
She kisses a nagger
Where dat nigga at boi. I came her with my dick outta muh pants in hopes for sum shooting and nutting but a bitch ass lie
It was boring
Was it actually meant to be a legitimate show that entertains viewers? Or something meant to piss off the writer/director's overly religious parents?
From what little I bothered to watch
>incredibly heavy on feminism
>aunts hate each other and I think one even killed the other temporarily?
>no salem
>tranny virtue signaling, have to punish those mean old boys for disrespecting the school groomer victim
One aunt died because she was cursed by the gypsies for disrespecting animal life and got turned into a spider/human chimera in season 3. dunno if she deceased because of that
Whole thing seemed more like a
>Fuck you for making me go to Sunday School when I was a kid dad!
statement.And I really don't give a shit about what kind of fedora tipping bullshit the lead writer wants has going on with their immediate family.
There was an obnoxious soft filter over everything. It was like they had the depth of field on the camera fucked up permenently.
Liked the soft filter
'ated the artificial darkness
Ella Hollywood didnt show his bussy in it.
Where's the damn cat
Kiernan Shipka should play Gwen Stacy in a live action Miles Morales movie.
just being pretty wont get you to the big leagues, you also have to suck the right cocks
Ella Hollywood can't carry a show
Mexican Maise got literally relegated to a movie for kids with dyslexia. Soon she won't even be able to carry her fat but also flat ass
Looks literally nothing like her.
She's a singer now don't you know
Moner the Teenage Witch, now there's something
Sex Boner
Aesthetically it was nice but the plot was trash.
Where the fuck is the cat?
a xenomorph made a nice dinner out of it
That'd be pretty based if a face hugger implanted a xeno inside Salem and then when the xeno burst out and grew, it retained Salem's soul, forever trapped in a xenomorph body.
Because no one wants to see a bogged Sabrina
she just looks like meg ryan and people wanted to see that for decades... for some reason i dont understand
Should've made a gif of kenna coming in from left instead of making this jumpscare
Where's your OC? Yeah, until you start contributing to the thread, fuck off sideways
Why in satan's name would I help you out with mocking my cute and endearing waifu?
I think you lost the plot, homie. I'm the only one who HAS your back. But you can't fight away evil, if you don't provide the "goods".
Ya feel me?
like this
spot on, can be optimized though
I'm shit at making gifs
here's the mp4 if you want to take a stab at it
https://gofile.io/d/uDnklp
i fucking HATE this shit women are doing with their lips. i know they're not doing it for me but fuck me its ugly
no salem no watching
simple as
I just don't understand how this bitch can be twice in one shit? Like you go in the world once otherwise, you're someone else, isn't it? If you're you, another person is a other person
I love how Kiki's grease saturated little Kenny. Kind of like a dicky baptism.
Do you think they were rubbing their faces?
I wish they'd do another project together. Kiki, Kenny, Lulu, and Alyvia. We'll call it
>"Cream Team"
About 4 young actresses starting their own "Hooters" style ice cream truck business. There will also be a bikini car wash scene.
>bikini car wash scene
Yes please
Any chance we can get an action element cause I really think Keirnan would excel in helicopter combat
goyslop
>anon learns a new meme word
actually was trying to test if it's filtered or not
bulbasaur
It was crap
It could never figure out what kind of show it wanted to be. Too much time was wasted on the human characters and trying to stretch out the love triangle drama.
This was the role that convinced me Shipka is a bad actress. She could not sell being a witch or any of the fantastical stuff at all. Any time she was talking about "the Dark Lord" or magic spells it felt unbelievably cringy and phony, whereas the actresses for her aunts and the teacher lady who was Lilith could sell that campy aspect.
This was a fun show to work on. Set design and budget was really impressive. Kiki was pretty nice but I spoke to the weird sisters the most. Ross lynch legitimately loves his job. I still have some playbills somewhere from the theater episode
Dorkas did everything.
She can't act
no tit shots
or cunt shots
No body wanted the Satan shit. They managed to alienate their guaranteed fanbase of wiccan teens by making the magic satanic, it turned off a lot of normies too who are okay with make believe witchy stuff for a teevee show but not hardcore sell your soul to the goat lord shit.
At the same time it couldn't lean too hard into the horror aspect either, so it failed to really appeal to the horror crowed either, who might have otherwise vibed more with the darker tone and "lore".
They made Hilda and Zelda complete fuggos. The only successful versions of Sabrina had her aunts be fine pieces of ass that could carry otherwise unremarkable plots.