Why did it never seem pozzed that Sandy was the strongest?

Why did it never seem pozzed that Sandy was the strongest?

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    ?

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    since because texas

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    She's from Texas.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because she’s a cartoon squirrel and never says shit like she’s so strong because she’s a girl

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      this, she was practically androgynous

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        did sandy frick?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Spong definitely had his nuts in her treedome

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Did Rey ever say she was strong in the force because she’s a girl?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        She didn't, but the producers and PR team for the movies sure did.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >THE FORCE IS FEMALE

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          that wasn't in the movie

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      She's from Texas.

      since because texas

      You guys just accepted it because you were young you'd say it's girlboss now

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        DON'T MESS WITH TEXAS. DON'T MESS WITH TEXAS

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          GIMME THE MIC
          *cans.wav*

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          since because texas

          She's from Texas.

          Do you guys like H-E-B?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Wawa >Buc'ees

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          This whole "don't mess with texas" meme for me died when they got hit with like a mild snowstorm in 2021 and it literally turned into a walking dead apocalypse where the entire state collapsed and buildings crumbled into bits. Biden gov had to bail them out to prevent mass death

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            The government also tells you what you can't do more than most states and the homeowners taxes is like paying a second mortgage

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Girlboss is when you can feel the pandering behind it. When you know that there was a fricking troony in the board room advocating for a character to be girlboss.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sandy was the smartest and most capable character but usually her brains were used to drive plotlines and she also had very bad anger issues which would come out twice a season. She was an entertaining well-rounded character.

      This. The episode "Pressure" is a pretty good example. They could've easily made that a battle of the sexes episode but they never did.

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    mammalian pride

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    She’s a robust mammal with a vertebrae from Texas

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      DON'T MESS WITH TEXAS. DON'T MESS WITH TEXAS

      She's from Texas.

      since because texas

      >Texas
      So she's a spic?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Precisely, yes. It’s why she’s wearing an astronaut suit.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        texas hasn't fallen yet. stop watching TV

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Texan here, esta finito. But Sandy is still alright because, as another poster noted, it's not that she's strong, so much as it's that SpongeBob is weak. At least in early seasons, far as I'm concerned the show ended with the movie.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            No, Sandy is strong. It’s not a relativity thing. She can lift buildings with ease

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              So can Patrick and a lot of the cast whenever the cartoon logic demands it.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Patrick is also strong
                Also Sandy gets into the Salty Spitoon which is for big, tough guys

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Shut up gay, Texas has fallen

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Joe Rogan would disagree

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Texas will be blue soon, it's already brown

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Canonically black

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Makes sense for Texas then

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because the show wasn’t presenting her as the strongest as some kind of statement about women being stronger than men. It was just part of the joke of her being a tough country girl from Texas.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because SpongeBob came out before your zoomer ass was even born and back then closet homosexual incels weren't having autistic meltdowns about women 24/7

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I kill children and frick their corpses

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      are you me?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I kill children and frick their corpses

        Trump?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      In that order?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes? What are you, ESL?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Was that a question or an answer?

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sandy got mauled by the gorilla

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    when they go above to the surface everybody is just inanimate objects but sandy is a fricking squirrel

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    She's the only one of the main cast that's a vertebrate.

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Your average pozzedposter was 6 years old and his brain wasn't fried by internet memes still

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Your brain wasn't rotting yet.

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    because spongebob being a weak sissy was funny

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    She was a strong rancher from Texas so it was built into her character. She also never had any reason to "show up" any of the other characters.

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    she's the only one with a spine
    literally

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >THAT'S MICHAEL JACKSON'S MUSIC
      >HEE HEE T

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Put a wrestler showmonkey against a blue belt jujitsu sorcerer and watch kids cry

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The wrestler would win and be bigger

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The wrestler would win and be bigger

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOE

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because it was pre occupy wall street

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Watergays fear air-breathing chads.

    Seriously, there's a reason mammals (and earlier reptiles) went back into the sea and took whatever they wanted.

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because spongebob is just very weak for a guy. Larry existing means it's not a "men bad" thing.

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gee OP let's consider the following
    >SpongeBob is a sponge
    >Patrick is a starfish
    >Sandy is a warm blooded mammal from texas

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because it was part of the joke. "She" is also a talking squirrel in a space suit. It wasn't obvious hamfisted preaching being delivered by an obvious diversity hire.

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    squirrels are cool

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because she has a dick as seen in the futa giantess wiener vore episode.

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because Spongebob and Patrick are complete idiots?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Patrick is secretly a genius, and uses his acting skills to conceal his ill-gotten gains.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        sigma grindset

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        patrick has max wisdom but zero intelligence
        sometimes this works out, usually it doesn't

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because they didn't divide and conquered you yet.

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    She's a vertebrate. Of course she's the strongest she has a fricking skeleton.

  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Patrick and Spongebob are boys. Sandy is a grown woman.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      spongebob and patrick are adult homeowners and spongebob has a job

  29. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because Sandy, as a mammal, is the most complex organism of the three and logically would be the strongest

  30. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Why did it never seem pozzed that Sandy was the strongest?
    it wasnt really overplayed, especially earlier on. and spongebob was on par with her at times.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >and spongebob was on par with her at times.
      lmao, moron

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        He was tough (In the karate episode), which is why it's so weird that he's otherwise so weak, Spongebob's strength is portrayed very inconsistently, sometimes he struggles to lift a teddy bear and sometimes he casually lifts Patrick, Squidward or Mr. Krabs with a single hand.

  31. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    She’s competing with a sponge and a starfish

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Patrick is strong

  32. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    SpongeBob and Patrick were never meant to be particularly competent, "badass", strong, etc. (sure Patrick sometimes has moron strength but that's just played for laughs). It's one thing for them to get one-upped by a girl and another for it to happen to someone like Luke Skywalker.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >patrick moron strength
      they arent even really that strong, everything is underwater so its easy to lift

  33. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because of how weak /stupid Patrick and SpongeBob are
    Because they are sea creatures not actual people
    Because she's a superior mammal and they are fisher
    She's from Texas

  34. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I always had the biggest crush on Sandy growing up. Amazing I didn't become a furry. Just a femdomgay with a penchant for tomboys.

  35. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i always figured its because she's a squirrel and by comparison is much, much stronger than a starfish and sponge.

  36. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    better time before leftists poisoned the well

  37. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was pozzed and as a kid it felt pozzed. You were just a dumb kid without a critical mind.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You had no clue if the show was pozzed or not
      Who are you trying to kid?

  38. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    as a kid for me it was because she was a master martial artist and spongebob was just learning and a love for the sport

  39. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    The land vs sea thing is a pathetic cope. They chose to make the strongest character female for a reason.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hope you're joking.

  40. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine that they had a black girl character but she got her super powers out of eating bananas and acting like a chimp. It all becomes self-aware at that point, and thus it's funny.

    Same with Sandy. She's self-aware.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds racist

  41. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    She's a mammal and everything else is seafood

  42. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It is pozzed

  43. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because it didn't matter back then. It wasn't out of hate.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Only incel chuds hate, diversity in media is out of love

  44. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dunno what you mean even as a kid I disliked annoying girl bosses like Sandy.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >a six year old on the carpet in front of the tv seething with incel rage when spongebob comes on

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        literally me

  45. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because the other 2 are a starfish and a frickin sponge.

  46. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because they didn't use it as a political statement or social commentary for current events in the real world.

  47. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Ones a goofy cartoon joke the other was used to boost egotistical psychopaths into thinking their vegana made them better than men.

  48. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because she's the only mammal in the show besides Pearl (Who is also strong as frick), the rest of the cast is fish and microscopic sea vermin.

  49. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    make this same thread but about the powerpuff girls. that would really bring out the copium

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      or MLaaTR

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      or MLaaTR

      Not really, PPG's own creator explained that the point of the show was to juxtapose the image of what society considers to be the weakest, most inoffensive creature in existence (A little girl) with the rampant ultra violence of superheroes and monsters.
      The teenage robot is even easier to explain because the title character is not even an organic being and everything that makes her a "her" is a computer simulating a girl's personality, Dr. Wakeman could have just as easily made XJ9 into a "Jake" if she wanted to.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Dr. Wakeman could have just as easily made XJ9 into a "Jake" if she wanted to.
        That's besides the point. Making XJ-9 a girl (or "girl"; it's a meaningless distinction, the show is obviously written with the expectation that you will take Jenny's personality, emotions, etc. as real because if not you can't relate to her) was a conscious decision the writers made and that would get the show called "pozzed" if it came out today. They'd b***h about Dr. Wakeman being a woman too.

  50. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's actually insane to think how kino spongebob s01-s03 was. probably the greatest show ever made

  51. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    the other one is a sponge

  52. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Her competition are a sponge, a sea star and a bunch of fish.
    Also, Larry is shown to be just as strong as she is.

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