This whole "don't mess with texas" meme for me died when they got hit with like a mild snowstorm in 2021 and it literally turned into a walking dead apocalypse where the entire state collapsed and buildings crumbled into bits. Biden gov had to bail them out to prevent mass death
Girlboss is when you can feel the pandering behind it. When you know that there was a fricking troony in the board room advocating for a character to be girlboss.
Sandy was the smartest and most capable character but usually her brains were used to drive plotlines and she also had very bad anger issues which would come out twice a season. She was an entertaining well-rounded character.
This. The episode "Pressure" is a pretty good example. They could've easily made that a battle of the sexes episode but they never did.
Texan here, esta finito. But Sandy is still alright because, as another poster noted, it's not that she's strong, so much as it's that SpongeBob is weak. At least in early seasons, far as I'm concerned the show ended with the movie.
Because the show wasn’t presenting her as the strongest as some kind of statement about women being stronger than men. It was just part of the joke of her being a tough country girl from Texas.
Because SpongeBob came out before your zoomer ass was even born and back then closet homosexual incels weren't having autistic meltdowns about women 24/7
Because it was part of the joke. "She" is also a talking squirrel in a space suit. It wasn't obvious hamfisted preaching being delivered by an obvious diversity hire.
>Why did it never seem pozzed that Sandy was the strongest?
it wasnt really overplayed, especially earlier on. and spongebob was on par with her at times.
He was tough (In the karate episode), which is why it's so weird that he's otherwise so weak, Spongebob's strength is portrayed very inconsistently, sometimes he struggles to lift a teddy bear and sometimes he casually lifts Patrick, Squidward or Mr. Krabs with a single hand.
SpongeBob and Patrick were never meant to be particularly competent, "badass", strong, etc. (sure Patrick sometimes has moron strength but that's just played for laughs). It's one thing for them to get one-upped by a girl and another for it to happen to someone like Luke Skywalker.
Because of how weak /stupid Patrick and SpongeBob are
Because they are sea creatures not actual people
Because she's a superior mammal and they are fisher
She's from Texas
Imagine that they had a black girl character but she got her super powers out of eating bananas and acting like a chimp. It all becomes self-aware at that point, and thus it's funny.
Not really, PPG's own creator explained that the point of the show was to juxtapose the image of what society considers to be the weakest, most inoffensive creature in existence (A little girl) with the rampant ultra violence of superheroes and monsters.
The teenage robot is even easier to explain because the title character is not even an organic being and everything that makes her a "her" is a computer simulating a girl's personality, Dr. Wakeman could have just as easily made XJ9 into a "Jake" if she wanted to.
>Dr. Wakeman could have just as easily made XJ9 into a "Jake" if she wanted to.
That's besides the point. Making XJ-9 a girl (or "girl"; it's a meaningless distinction, the show is obviously written with the expectation that you will take Jenny's personality, emotions, etc. as real because if not you can't relate to her) was a conscious decision the writers made and that would get the show called "pozzed" if it came out today. They'd b***h about Dr. Wakeman being a woman too.
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since because texas
She's from Texas.
Because she’s a cartoon squirrel and never says shit like she’s so strong because she’s a girl
this, she was practically androgynous
did sandy frick?
Spong definitely had his nuts in her treedome
Did Rey ever say she was strong in the force because she’s a girl?
She didn't, but the producers and PR team for the movies sure did.
>THE FORCE IS FEMALE
that wasn't in the movie
You guys just accepted it because you were young you'd say it's girlboss now
DON'T MESS WITH TEXAS. DON'T MESS WITH TEXAS
GIMME THE MIC
*cans.wav*
Do you guys like H-E-B?
Wawa >Buc'ees
This whole "don't mess with texas" meme for me died when they got hit with like a mild snowstorm in 2021 and it literally turned into a walking dead apocalypse where the entire state collapsed and buildings crumbled into bits. Biden gov had to bail them out to prevent mass death
The government also tells you what you can't do more than most states and the homeowners taxes is like paying a second mortgage
Girlboss is when you can feel the pandering behind it. When you know that there was a fricking troony in the board room advocating for a character to be girlboss.
Sandy was the smartest and most capable character but usually her brains were used to drive plotlines and she also had very bad anger issues which would come out twice a season. She was an entertaining well-rounded character.
This. The episode "Pressure" is a pretty good example. They could've easily made that a battle of the sexes episode but they never did.
mammalian pride
She’s a robust mammal with a vertebrae from Texas
>Texas
So she's a spic?
Precisely, yes. It’s why she’s wearing an astronaut suit.
texas hasn't fallen yet. stop watching TV
Texan here, esta finito. But Sandy is still alright because, as another poster noted, it's not that she's strong, so much as it's that SpongeBob is weak. At least in early seasons, far as I'm concerned the show ended with the movie.
No, Sandy is strong. It’s not a relativity thing. She can lift buildings with ease
So can Patrick and a lot of the cast whenever the cartoon logic demands it.
Patrick is also strong
Also Sandy gets into the Salty Spitoon which is for big, tough guys
Shut up gay, Texas has fallen
Joe Rogan would disagree
Texas will be blue soon, it's already brown
Canonically black
Makes sense for Texas then
Because the show wasn’t presenting her as the strongest as some kind of statement about women being stronger than men. It was just part of the joke of her being a tough country girl from Texas.
Because SpongeBob came out before your zoomer ass was even born and back then closet homosexual incels weren't having autistic meltdowns about women 24/7
I kill children and frick their corpses
are you me?
Trump?
In that order?
Yes? What are you, ESL?
Was that a question or an answer?
Sandy got mauled by the gorilla
when they go above to the surface everybody is just inanimate objects but sandy is a fricking squirrel
She's the only one of the main cast that's a vertebrate.
Your average pozzedposter was 6 years old and his brain wasn't fried by internet memes still
Your brain wasn't rotting yet.
because spongebob being a weak sissy was funny
She was a strong rancher from Texas so it was built into her character. She also never had any reason to "show up" any of the other characters.
she's the only one with a spine
literally
>THAT'S MICHAEL JACKSON'S MUSIC
>HEE HEE T
Put a wrestler showmonkey against a blue belt jujitsu sorcerer and watch kids cry
The wrestler would win and be bigger
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOE
Because it was pre occupy wall street
Watergays fear air-breathing chads.
Seriously, there's a reason mammals (and earlier reptiles) went back into the sea and took whatever they wanted.
Because spongebob is just very weak for a guy. Larry existing means it's not a "men bad" thing.
Gee OP let's consider the following
>SpongeBob is a sponge
>Patrick is a starfish
>Sandy is a warm blooded mammal from texas
Because it was part of the joke. "She" is also a talking squirrel in a space suit. It wasn't obvious hamfisted preaching being delivered by an obvious diversity hire.
squirrels are cool
Because she has a dick as seen in the futa giantess wiener vore episode.
Because Spongebob and Patrick are complete idiots?
Patrick is secretly a genius, and uses his acting skills to conceal his ill-gotten gains.
sigma grindset
patrick has max wisdom but zero intelligence
sometimes this works out, usually it doesn't
Because they didn't divide and conquered you yet.
She's a vertebrate. Of course she's the strongest she has a fricking skeleton.
Patrick and Spongebob are boys. Sandy is a grown woman.
spongebob and patrick are adult homeowners and spongebob has a job
Because Sandy, as a mammal, is the most complex organism of the three and logically would be the strongest
>Why did it never seem pozzed that Sandy was the strongest?
it wasnt really overplayed, especially earlier on. and spongebob was on par with her at times.
>and spongebob was on par with her at times.
lmao, moron
He was tough (In the karate episode), which is why it's so weird that he's otherwise so weak, Spongebob's strength is portrayed very inconsistently, sometimes he struggles to lift a teddy bear and sometimes he casually lifts Patrick, Squidward or Mr. Krabs with a single hand.
She’s competing with a sponge and a starfish
Patrick is strong
SpongeBob and Patrick were never meant to be particularly competent, "badass", strong, etc. (sure Patrick sometimes has moron strength but that's just played for laughs). It's one thing for them to get one-upped by a girl and another for it to happen to someone like Luke Skywalker.
>patrick moron strength
they arent even really that strong, everything is underwater so its easy to lift
Because of how weak /stupid Patrick and SpongeBob are
Because they are sea creatures not actual people
Because she's a superior mammal and they are fisher
She's from Texas
I always had the biggest crush on Sandy growing up. Amazing I didn't become a furry. Just a femdomgay with a penchant for tomboys.
i always figured its because she's a squirrel and by comparison is much, much stronger than a starfish and sponge.
better time before leftists poisoned the well
It was pozzed and as a kid it felt pozzed. You were just a dumb kid without a critical mind.
You had no clue if the show was pozzed or not
Who are you trying to kid?
as a kid for me it was because she was a master martial artist and spongebob was just learning and a love for the sport
The land vs sea thing is a pathetic cope. They chose to make the strongest character female for a reason.
I hope you're joking.
Imagine that they had a black girl character but she got her super powers out of eating bananas and acting like a chimp. It all becomes self-aware at that point, and thus it's funny.
Same with Sandy. She's self-aware.
Sounds racist
She's a mammal and everything else is seafood
It is pozzed
Because it didn't matter back then. It wasn't out of hate.
Only incel chuds hate, diversity in media is out of love
Dunno what you mean even as a kid I disliked annoying girl bosses like Sandy.
>a six year old on the carpet in front of the tv seething with incel rage when spongebob comes on
literally me
Because the other 2 are a starfish and a frickin sponge.
Because they didn't use it as a political statement or social commentary for current events in the real world.
Ones a goofy cartoon joke the other was used to boost egotistical psychopaths into thinking their vegana made them better than men.
Because she's the only mammal in the show besides Pearl (Who is also strong as frick), the rest of the cast is fish and microscopic sea vermin.
make this same thread but about the powerpuff girls. that would really bring out the copium
or MLaaTR
Not really, PPG's own creator explained that the point of the show was to juxtapose the image of what society considers to be the weakest, most inoffensive creature in existence (A little girl) with the rampant ultra violence of superheroes and monsters.
The teenage robot is even easier to explain because the title character is not even an organic being and everything that makes her a "her" is a computer simulating a girl's personality, Dr. Wakeman could have just as easily made XJ9 into a "Jake" if she wanted to.
>Dr. Wakeman could have just as easily made XJ9 into a "Jake" if she wanted to.
That's besides the point. Making XJ-9 a girl (or "girl"; it's a meaningless distinction, the show is obviously written with the expectation that you will take Jenny's personality, emotions, etc. as real because if not you can't relate to her) was a conscious decision the writers made and that would get the show called "pozzed" if it came out today. They'd b***h about Dr. Wakeman being a woman too.
it's actually insane to think how kino spongebob s01-s03 was. probably the greatest show ever made
the other one is a sponge
Her competition are a sponge, a sea star and a bunch of fish.
Also, Larry is shown to be just as strong as she is.