Why did none of you tell me how kino this was?

Why did none of you tell me how kino this was?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I did.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's shit

      you lied

      Anons have been brainwashed that Chinese media can't be kino

      It's shit.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anons have been brainwashed that Chinese media can't be kino

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      only on tv lol
      the other boards like chinese shit

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        such as?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Anons have been brainwashed that Chinese media can't be kino
      cao cao posting is a time honored tradition

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Cao Cao will always be Cinemaphile-core

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Someone post /vg/ Dynasty Warriors edits. They were funny

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Anons have been brainwashed that Chinese media can't be kino
          cao cao posting is a time honored tradition

          it's not even the good version of the tv adaption

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Sure thing, sweaty

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/CI4l8h9.jpg

      Why did none of you tell me how kino this was?

      chinks can not make good stories

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Tik Tok and Genshin already took over entire generation. And don't even pretend that burger brainwashing is any better.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How does anyone look at that poster and not see this show as Autokino?

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    because it isn't. I don't lie to people.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The only thing good about the books was it went into how the CCP fricked the Chinese environment, murdered all the intelligent people and dissenters and then the CCP leaders turned on the people it used as "liberators" after taking over.

      The rest of the books are just unlikable people being shitty and acting moronic out of spite.

      The aliens aren't believable at all and their motives are fricking moronic... that's the worst part is the aliens with god like technology can't solve a planetary orbital anomaly but can literally create pocket dimensions--what kind of idiot eats this shit salad premise down without a second thought.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Did you read random synopsis on wikipedia?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Cope
          I love that you didn't read the books and this is the best you could come up with. Thanks for demonstrating that you're the 80IQ that eats up that shit saled.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yep. Nothing new.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Huh there are decent characters you inbred also how much scifi did you read? You do realize most scifi has shit characters and that the scifi concepts is what carries them? You also 100% didn't read the books.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          it's a solid series, but none of what's good about it is the characters. even by the (very low) standards of scifi, the human characters in the 3 body problem books feel like they're written by someone who has never met a human. any kind of dialog they try to do is appallingly bad. dude spends half of the first book playing out a rejected script for Rush Hour 8, and there's a sequence toward the end with the villains where they go fully in to a 70s James Bond movie for a chapter.
          that's just a weakness of it. people like the series in spite of that.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Some sections lag on too long, but over all it’s a better rendition than shitflix. Doesn’t dumb down the science and actually provides visuals for the high sci-fi stuff with trisolaris doing proton experiments. If someone were to edit it down a a bit to remove the fluff, it be perfect.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      While I agree it was slow, I can’t think of any part of it that was “fluff.”

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It had lots of scenes that just dragged on for too long, unnecessary extended flashbacks. The chinks themselves just released a directors cut that reduces the total runtime 4 entire episodes to trim off the excess.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kojima is known for his absolute slop taste

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I did

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's boring and Chinese character tropes are stupid

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder: do not watch the streaming version. Torrent the fansubbed version

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Where's a good place to find this?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        youtube ... as long as the videos "are not available in your country"

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        https://kissasiantv.la/info/three-body

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yandex.com
        Make sure to use Brave with ad blockers. Chrome works fine but you have to close more popups and chrome is shit compared to brave.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Because fansubs are best subs

        And because any time there’s a fansub it’s because the “official” subs pissed people off

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We did but you listened to a lot of midwits saying its slow and boring

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I did. But Cinemaphile is horrible board and you don't like chink shows.
    Read a book. Dark Forest will be pure CINEMA
    >Kojimbo is shilling D.B. Weiss version
    Downloading. I hope (LMAO) it's not Wheel of Time tier

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He is not

      Albeit he's a westaboo so he'll shill any western slop of it can land him meeting b-tier celebs

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that looks like a metal slime from dragon quest going very fast

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It was 1 to 1 with book.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    we did

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The only thing I didn't like about this version is that the western characters are absolute cringe. The acting, the way they are written and the dialogue are mostly just bad.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >The only thing I didn't like about this version is that the western characters are absolute cringe. The acting, the way they are written and the dialogue are mostly just bad.
      Same thing with Squid Game. It's mostly due to Chinese/Korean butthurt.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >still no adaptation
    What the frick wrong with the west? Will SF kino even back on the menu ever again?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that would be a tough one but I would love to see that type of vampire
      assuming they don't make it just another human

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this book is moronic. I rather have Sundiver/Startide Rising adapted.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >vampires
      what were they thinking?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        vampires were great
        shame about second book

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I wish to for a decent adaptation. At least there is this short:

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        damn ill be honest I just read this book and thought it was okay but this clip makes me want a movie so bad.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >verisimilitude

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      any serious adaptation would actually be 2smart4u

      vampires were great
      shame about second book

      the second book is better

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >the second book is better
        We got wienerblocked from Valerie's tities I mean.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    KINO

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Yes kids go home with random strangers you totally won't get your organs harvested
      I thought China wants more kids nowdays

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw no revengefu

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    im actually so fricking mad at this trash western netflix adaptation, they changed so much for the worse but the biggest problem is the absolutely atrocious pacing which completely ruins any mystery there could have been

    the chinese adaptation was like 30 fricking episodes but here they are already answering questions that had never even been asked yet in the chink show. they show stuff in fricking episode 1 that you only get to see in like episode 20 or 25. the whole satelite arc is longer than the netflix show put together

    it's extra fricking sad cause anyone that has now seen the netflix show has had all those journeys completely ruined, it was all build up so well, things actually got the time they needed instead of being speedran for moronic budget reasons.

    and to see all these morons praising this netflix adaptation it's depressing

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You are right but this was inevitable. We can't have good things anymore.

      Use your anger to nuke the ratings and reviews of this shit so that it flops so hard it gets memoryholed and loses millions.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        media ratings are so completely worthless and so is the opinion of almost every consumer nowadays. the fricking IMDB score of this trash is at 7.6 with the most votes being spammed on 10's, completely fricking worthless you can't trust any of these moronic scores.
        seeing people say they "love this kind of slowburn story" jesus fricking christ

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >"The show ends midway through the second book" according to kojimbo
      WTF? Is this real?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        oh man if that is true i should probably stop watching now, i'm at episode 5 and yeah i can easily see it.
        don't want the rest of my enjoyment being fricked by the netflix tards, i'll wait for more chinese kino.
        and oh man Wang is such a more likeable character than these dumb diversity b***hes he got replaced with

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          stop watching it, wait for tencent book 2 adaptation

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            yeah thats the plan or i'll try reading the books. you know when season 2 is coming? must be close now right within a year or something, 2 years at the most

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Within 2, the first was only recent
              Just get the audio book of 2
              It's actually not bad (the recording that is)
              The book itself is pure quality

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It is, but that's not a bad thing, book 2 has the best stuff in it.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The show basically skips through the 1st book so they can give you the intro to the second book with the whole wallfacer shit, and also the intro to the third book with brain boy.

        just finish watching it you sperg

        I can't be fricked going back and working out which episode I dropped it on.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >The show basically skips through the 1st book so they can give you the intro to the second book with the whole wallfacer shit, and also the intro to the third book with brain boy.
          That's pretty disappointing, but also kind of expected. Dark Forest feels much more like a TV show than Three Body Problem, and has cooler characters. A lot of the third book's timeline overlaps with the second book, so it makes for the adaptation to show them concurrently.
          One thing that sucks is the effect this show will have on people's enjoyment of the first book. Like, 70% of the first book is dedicated to describing how gay it is to live in China, while it drip-feeds you information about the weird aliens. Then, in the last fifty pages, you get slammed with a shitload of exposition about the aliens, and exactly what they're doing. It's really satisfying. It sounds like the Netflix version runs through all of that in three episodes.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The Netflix version gets through all of that in 2 episodes. Well, they take 3 to actually tell you what "three body problem" is even about, but they show Ye calling the aliens back after 2.

            It's sad how hard they butchered the first book, and I don't even care that much for the first book. The early stuff with the numbers in the guy's eyes is great, in the show this is just a woman screaming at everything for a couple of days then shutting down her project for no reason while crying.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >The Netflix version gets through all of that in 2 episodes.
              Sheesh.
              Well, if they get halfway through the second book, then at least we're getting the kino from Luo Ji and Zhang Beihai, right? If they're dipping in to Death's End, then we might even be getting Thomas Wade for the Based Department trifecta.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Well, if they get halfway through the second book, then at least we're getting the kino from Luo Ji and Zhang Beihai, right?
                Luo Ji is a moronic Black person, and Beihai is a jeet, the show ends after they appoint the wallfacers. Wade is in the series from the start because they're doing the intro to book 3 concurrently, which isn't a terrible change, but they have way too much of a focus on the brain boy and completely frick up Xin.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No one is praising the Netflix show. It’s just paid shilling

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >le kdrama is better than western media meme
    frick off

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >ayylmaos: you are bugs
    >chinese: ...
    What did they mean by this?

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I enjoyed it but it could've been pared down 5 or 6 episodes. The only part of the Netflix I watched should've been included too but obviously wouldn't be because China muh face wenjie's dad

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Chinese state media is literally called CCTV
    How can a government be so on the nose?

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I did
    It's far better than the us version even if it isn't entirely faithful

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Why did none of you tell me how kino this was?
    Cinemaphile is more concerned with "culture wars" shite than kino

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It was little slow at times and felt kinda cheap but still kino

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Y'all're insane.

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Science bad
    Nature good
    Sex with Sophon

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Full of soul

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can you get the cut-down 16 episode version with fansubs? I got bored of the 30 episode version about 20 episodes in when red base was dragging, but now I want something to watch the taste of the Netflix slop out of my mouth.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      just finish watching it you sperg

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Only chinks
    garbage, I'd rather stick to the netflix version with more american friendly faces

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    WHOA! YOU'RE ONLY ALLOW TO WATCH THE troony VERSION ON NETFLIX!

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have been
    I have been shilling it for free

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    its okay but its incredibly long and drawn out, and its maybe a bit soft on the communist party and glorifies government officials, especially the modern ones, so its maybe a bit propogandist feeling

    but i did like the chemistry between the 2 main characters, and overall it did a good job with the story

    the run time for 1 season is something like 30 hours and covers less ground than the 8 hour netflix show. the netflix show is much faster and arguably doesnt miss any of the major beats but has some plotholes the original doesnt, and it doesnt really go into the mountain base plot at all, it amounts to maybe 10 minutes of screentime at the radio base. the netflix version does, for the few brief minutes it shows it, cast an appropriately negative and violent light on the communist revolution of the time.

    i dont particularly hate that they split the main scientist into a group of characters since one of the themes of the whole story in all versions is multinational cooperation of experts, and the netflix version plays into that, although it dwells too much on personal drama, but picks up steam towards the end.

    i watched both versions all the way through, and to be honest i liked both versions, both were done reasonably well and i like them for different reasons

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Surebut I don't read scifi because of a hateboner for communism.
      If you have to ruin a perfectly good story but claim your only redeeming quality is
      >hey at least we show China bad one time ver goooh
      You have failed.
      Also if none of your characters are likeable you have failed.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Chink adaptation is also censored in pretty awkward moments. I don't know how it works in China because books are redpilled but not censored somehow

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >but not censored somehow

        they were published in 2008, maybe that has something to do with it? i honestly dont know much about internal chinese politics

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >i honestly dont know much about internal chinese politics
          everyone else here does what's wrong with you?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Chink adaptation is also censored in pretty awkward moments. I don't know how it works in China because books are redpilled but not censored somehow

          The current chink version is censored
          The international version is not

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >the run time for 1 season is something like 30 hours and covers less ground than the 8 hour
      >covers less ground
      Only if you measure things in muh big dramatic CGI moments like a moron.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      stop being so positive and informative

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How far does the Netflix slop get into book 2 anyway?
    I stopped watching it when it was in book 2 territory because I was not going to allow Netflix to spoil the book for me, even though I know most major spoilers
    I'm half way through crisis year 200 with like 1/10th of the book left, can I finish the netflix version to just be done with it now? Does it get to the droplet? I'm assuming it stops before the time jump

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Netflix won't spoil book 2 for you, all it shows you is the wallfacers getting announced. What it will spoil slightly is the intro to book 3, but if you've already been watching the series you got spoiled on that from the second episode, and it's fairly inconsequential.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Oh, actually, thinking about it, it could spoil the end of book 2 if you have an IQ above room temperature. Maybe avoid it because of that.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >How far does the Netflix slop get into book 2 anyway?
      It wrote in book 2 and book 3 content that are taking place around book 1's timeline (or could take place therein). It's not the worst that D&D ever did and I don't understand why everyone is losing their jiffies about it. The best shit happen in the later timelines anyway.

      For me, I'm more annoyed about other things, mostly that all the main players, who all have their moments of vastly immense consequences throughout various eras, are part of the same friend group. That's a pretty fricking gay thing to do with this story.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Moving book 3 stuff this early isn't really the end of the world, but there's really no fricking point having Luo Ji already.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The problem is not moving stuff from book 2 and 3 that happens in book 1 times, the problem is they put that stuff in when they had no fricking time for it, they butchered all the suspense and depth of events of book 1, and also butchered those future events crammed into 3 episodes... so everything is shitty.

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you must not have been here when it was released on youtube. we had weekly threads about the episodes and the discussion was overall pretty positive

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >5 episodes to tell you what they could have told you in 1
    Chinese need to learn how to fricking edit

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Where the frick can i download the wetv anniversary edition?
    Im not paying tencent a fricking cent out of principle, they've fricked up gaming so bad already

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >not paying tencent a fricking cent
      hehe, n0ice

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      The current chink version is censored
      The international version is not

      Because fansubs are best subs

      And because any time there’s a fansub it’s because the “official” subs pissed people off

      So which version of the Tencent series is the best?
      30 episodes on Prime/Viki? 26 episodes on WeTV?
      Fansub?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the one you torrent.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Thank you, Anon.
          I’d just like to watch the best adaptation and translation possible.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The 26 episodes one, because they cut out the needlessly long filler.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I don’t mind filler as it can have character moments that really inform the viewer. I’d just like to watch the most accurate version. I’m assuming it’s the one from MKVdrama and hosted on KissAsianTV, but I’m not sure. There are torrents on 1337x but it’s not clear if they are the same. Yandex leads me to yts-mx or rutracker. Any anons with guidance would be appreciated.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The filler in the chink version is flashbacks to things that, sometimes, happened that episode.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Ah okay. Well, when it comes to series, I typically prefer watching whatever is broadcast first, so the 30 episode version won’t bother me, even with flashbacks. I’d just like to torrent the correct version of that.
              Do you know which group did the fansub? Or where those torrents might be hosted?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The 26 episodes one, because they cut out the needlessly long filler.

        What's the difference? I remember watching 30 ep long one.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, i want the directors cut 26 episode in english sub plz

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    congrats you passed the npc test

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    looks like the same photo copy pasted a dozen times. is it really a one man show like eddie murphy used to make, just without any special makeup

  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I would've but I'm Chinese and I can't read, write, or speak English

  41. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I did a couple of times but most israelites on here kvetching about asiatics not showing brown people and homosexual relationships and other Americans having very short attention spans makes it very tiresome to do so.

  42. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The YT comments on the MIGU channel are actually pretty interesting. For example the way the author uses the word "主" for "lord". The Chinese didn't have a word for "heavenly God" until the Italians invented it for them in the 1500s. Consequently it's used much in the same we do in English with it having multiple meanings.

  43. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    everyone knows the chinese one is good

  44. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My one hope for the Netflix show was they’d do more with ye weiji’s backstory than just “and my dad died of something completely natural. Nope, nothing to do with mao. No sir.” And they even blew that.

  45. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I honestly don't understand how you people have so much free time to be able to watch a 30 hour long show about a book you can finish within 5...

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I honestly don't understand how you don't have enough free time to watch a 30 hour long show
      2 episodes per day, you finish in 2 weeks

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ADHD speedreader?

  46. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I remember Cinemaphile shitting on the book this was adapted from a while ago. I therefore will not waste my time on this poorly thought through scifi slop by an amateur writer who was unduly elevated in status if only because of a dearth of any decent sci-fi in China to begin with.

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