Why did people take the obviously experimental and totally unnecessary israeli MRNA vaccines? Who knows. Stupid ass goyim cowardly cattle mostly likely. No refunds whatsoever.
No. You shan't, captain vaxxtard. I'm going to edge myself to a huge orgasm on your grave, butt naked. I will taint your coffin with the smell of my ass, within 5 years. Guaranteed.
>strongfat
Do normal people really even make a distinction between strongfat and weakfat, or is this just fatty cope? I know there are some fat dudes who are strong as an ox and some who are just total lards, but do normies even see a difference between the two?
normie women have some understanding on a subconscious level, they're wired evaluate strength (protection) in a potential mate. most men don't know the difference tho
>Why do you even need to ask?
I'm asking what normies think, and normies are notoriously oblivious of things that 4chinz would consider rather obvious.
if someone is a cumulus cloud of flesh, I'd say they're fat. a guy with a beer belly who's still strong, I'd probably say he's big. some girls think type two is a cuddly bear.
It's believeable in the first few seasons and gets continually more unrealistic because they just roast each other all the time. Got really depressing towards the end for a "comedy" show.
Also while I can see Doug finding a women way above his league because of his humour, Carrie always seemed pretty shallow so the pairing wasn't that great.
My wife and I are from civilized society where one does not act like a black or various other sorts of immigrants. And subhumans. But I suppose society needs poor, crass whites like you.
Sure but who the frick wants to see that kind of reality in a family friendly, comedy TV show?
I'm not saying they should live in harmony every episodes, that'd be boring but I get the feeling after S02 that they really hate each other.
For a show that's supposed to be comfy (imo) that's not that great.
I have the same problem with Everybody Loves Raymond. It's so obvious Ray and Debra hate each other's guts. It's painful to watch because I know realistically if that couple existed in real life they would be divorced already. They barely had any moments showing that they loved each other at all.
'realism' is newfangled nonsense
no-one watched 90s sitcoms expecting them to be remotely realistic. it was just 20 mins of midwit distraction with a laugh track
carrie is hot but she's not that hot and everything else about her is repulsive
doug is handsome, good at his job and quite athletic if you watch him when he has to move. he's just really fat and not very ambitious, which are his only negative points.
It was funny and made me feel good. King of Queens, Everybody Loves Raymond, Married... With Children, Home Improvement, Malcolm In The Middle, The Nanny. All of these shows had that stereotypical "nagging housewife, but she's funny and/or hot" thing going on and they were all great.
Strong fat is like a guy who does manual labour job like working on a building site but he's fat because of eating gas station food and other trash food
Weak fat is pc nerd who works in IT or something and sits on ass all day eating chocolate and drinking coffee and coke
it was def one of the 'better' daytime sitcoms from its time, which obv isn't saying much but not a snide comment either
it did launch patton aswolt's career though who of course we all love here on Cinemaphile lol
It's not though. It's super common for that pairing to happen. At least, it was that common until younger millennials and generation Z came along. The chubby man's man who is a giant goofball + sarcastic hot wife is a pairing as old as time itself, going back to shit like the Honeymooners. And it's fairly realistic, at least for older generations, because those guys usually were high school athletes who married the pretty smart/popular girl. But once those guys get out into the real world, and they're not playing sports all the time, all that muscle and that manly man lifestyle makes them fat and those women just get tired of their bullshit but they are still in love with the man they used to be. I guess you have to be a certain age to get it
The standards for what was attractive in men has changed over the years. It used to be jocks were the hot shit and people just accepted they were going to become schlubby blue collar guys, but with millennials men had to be in better shape while at the same time it became okay to be a nerd. Meanwhile the standards for women laxed. So you get the stereotypical millennial couple that's either still the sarcastic hot girl but the guy is a lot softer and skinny fat or you get the couple where girl is the "pretty" fat one and the guy is some low test nerd. And then Gen Z just sort of fricked with everything. The standards for Gen Z men are basically either be a muscular bad boy butthole Jake Paul or some weird artistic druggy, but in either case they're covered in tattoos and don't have a real career. At least the standard for Gen Z women lets them have a big ass and wear tight pants to show it off like bawds on social media. They definitely had to go back to being kind of slim and pretty, they're just allowed to have big breasts and big butts at the same time
Friends way way more unrealistic, yet way more popular. The show was about 6 people who either worked dead end jobs, or spent months unemployed, yet could afford lavish NYC apartments and vacations.
would it have been more believable if they lived in some outer suburb in New Jersey or Long Island or some place in New England and Doug commuted into NYC?
I don't recall any of the plots requiring them to actually live in the city
How is the show unrealistic? The roastie fricked around a lot in college and in her early years before deciding to to settle down for the the ugly guy just cause he makes a decent enough amount of money. This shit happens all the time IRL.
Their children story arc was weird, suddenly in one episode early on they were really trying for some, then I think she had a miscarriage or something, then it was never mentioned again and it was like it never happened, then eventually seasons later they suddenly wanted kids again
think they adopted a bunch of chinese kids in the finale
it was basically a '30somethings dealing with 20somethings issues' show as most sitcoms are anyway so introducing children was never going to happen
that episode where its revealed carrie's dad hid her acceptance letter to yale or wherever that would have led to her leaving NY and living a better life in Florida) was depressing af as it showed she hated her current life and marriage to Doug
Why did people take the obviously experimental and totally unnecessary israeli MRNA vaccines? Who knows. Stupid ass goyim cowardly cattle mostly likely. No refunds whatsoever.
How can you gloat about your accidental right choices? We'll take you with us.
No. You shan't, captain vaxxtard. I'm going to edge myself to a huge orgasm on your grave, butt naked. I will taint your coffin with the smell of my ass, within 5 years. Guaranteed.
>t. clott adams
dilbert 2 remains one of the most touching cultural achievements of all time.
survival instinct isnt "accidental" xD
Meds. Now.
Unnnff. Vax tears. So thirst quenching.
Rent free
>yet another woe is me thread
>unrealistic
Why do you want realism for your entertainment?
Personality gets you a long way anon. Not that any of the misanthropes on here would know.
Doug is strongfat, charming and funny.
It's very realistic that she'd fall for him.
>strongfat
Do normal people really even make a distinction between strongfat and weakfat, or is this just fatty cope? I know there are some fat dudes who are strong as an ox and some who are just total lards, but do normies even see a difference between the two?
Yeah there's a difference, you can normally tell from looking at people, strong fat people usually look more solid and less jiggly than fatfat people
normie women have some understanding on a subconscious level, they're wired evaluate strength (protection) in a potential mate. most men don't know the difference tho
80% fatty cope, 10% women with daddy issues, and 10% homos with a bear fetish.
Women think Kevin James is cute af go look at the comments in his comedy routine videos.
it’s obvious at the extremes, you can tell a linebacker from a guy who sits in a computer chair and eats Hot Pockets
Strongfat = Mechanic/Block Layer type
Weakfat = PC nerd type
Why do you even need to ask? There is a clear difference between fat construction workers and fat nerds.
I'm more intellectual so am better
An intellectual would realize the value in attaining strength.
>Why do you even need to ask?
I'm asking what normies think, and normies are notoriously oblivious of things that 4chinz would consider rather obvious.
if someone is a cumulus cloud of flesh, I'd say they're fat. a guy with a beer belly who's still strong, I'd probably say he's big. some girls think type two is a cuddly bear.
>a distinction between strongfat and weakfat, or is this just fatty cope?
you tell me, jabroni
Did he died?
if covid didn't then nothing will
kevin james is eternal
Fricking Doug
No normies once again are too stupid.
He was a high school football jock who gained weight over his muscles after school
It's believeable in the first few seasons and gets continually more unrealistic because they just roast each other all the time. Got really depressing towards the end for a "comedy" show.
Also while I can see Doug finding a women way above his league because of his humour, Carrie always seemed pretty shallow so the pairing wasn't that great.
As your marriage ages boundaries are lessened. Wife and I pick on each other constantly after 16 years together.
Me and my girl are just about to cross 5 years and we roast each other and fart on each other
My wife and I are from civilized society where one does not act like a black or various other sorts of immigrants. And subhumans. But I suppose society needs poor, crass whites like you.
Cope, you lazy fat. We are worth more than you.
You are worth what whites are willing to offer you outside your local Home Depot.
No larp, incel.
Post NW
You don't have a wife you larpy homosexual.
I fell in love with my wife when we first met because she stood up and farted at a party. The no shits given attitude was amazingly attractive.
Sure but who the frick wants to see that kind of reality in a family friendly, comedy TV show?
I'm not saying they should live in harmony every episodes, that'd be boring but I get the feeling after S02 that they really hate each other.
For a show that's supposed to be comfy (imo) that's not that great.
I have the same problem with Everybody Loves Raymond. It's so obvious Ray and Debra hate each other's guts. It's painful to watch because I know realistically if that couple existed in real life they would be divorced already. They barely had any moments showing that they loved each other at all.
I've never seen this but if it's similar to KOQ, I agree.
>strongfat
What a cope
Power lifting is a thing.
Sounds like you're the one that's coping bro
#
>strongvax
What a clot
agreed, but it’s his job that’s the big issue. irl she would eventually break up with him.
The chick was hot
It was comfy.
one scored above par because of his personality, one had to settle for way less because of being a grade A b***h..
Heard kevin is a grade-a c**t in real life. Which is odd considering he has nothing worth being egotistical about
Just like the British version of him James Corden
Corden vs Kevin James in a boxing match
who wins?
Kevin James easily, he has an amateur wrestling background and has been training MMA for several years
>unrealistic
Unlike beaners and Blacks living together in harmony in some coloured utopia, right?
yeah most unrealistic thing about the show was deacon being a 100% white guy except for his skin colour.
funny show
they should have made Kevin James get more weight
Remember that episode when Leah Remini's pussy slipped out her shorts and it was years before anyone noticed so they removed it from reruns
Im going to need proof of these claims
This. All I can find are shopped nudes.
Pics or it didn't happen
It was network TV, there was no way a wardrobe malfunction just slipped by, anon was obviously BS'ing
It was fun at first but as the years went by the love went completely out of their relationship and the humor became increasingly mean-spirited.
By the end of the show I wish they had actually divorced rather than the nonsensical ending it got.
>unrealistc
Doug is a fat Chad and could easily bag a girl like that. In fact he could have done better.
Amazing that he was comically obese in 1998
It's not enjoyable to watch a married couple live a childless life.
'realism' is newfangled nonsense
no-one watched 90s sitcoms expecting them to be remotely realistic. it was just 20 mins of midwit distraction with a laugh track
carrie is hot but she's not that hot and everything else about her is repulsive
doug is handsome, good at his job and quite athletic if you watch him when he has to move. he's just really fat and not very ambitious, which are his only negative points.
was jerry stiller capable of anything other than monotonously shouting all his lines?
One of my favorite lines ever on TV was his Seinfeld “as i rained down blows upon him”, not shouting. He’s funny (was)
he was based
It was funny and made me feel good. King of Queens, Everybody Loves Raymond, Married... With Children, Home Improvement, Malcolm In The Middle, The Nanny. All of these shows had that stereotypical "nagging housewife, but she's funny and/or hot" thing going on and they were all great.
Patricia Heaton on Raymond always did it for me.
She was so fricking hot.
>fat ugly wagecuck gets a hottie wife
I want to believe
it fricking sucked but I would let Leah Remini do absolutely anything to me
I like how she starred as a wife in that new sitcom and they killed off her husband just to replace him with Kevin James.
Strong fat is like a guy who does manual labour job like working on a building site but he's fat because of eating gas station food and other trash food
Weak fat is pc nerd who works in IT or something and sits on ass all day eating chocolate and drinking coffee and coke
it was def one of the 'better' daytime sitcoms from its time, which obv isn't saying much but not a snide comment either
it did launch patton aswolt's career though who of course we all love here on Cinemaphile lol
I don't think I've ever seen this guy in anything I didn't enjoy.
from the director of the director of the director of ..
MART MART is great purely because of the memes it spawned
I honestly doubt anyone has actually watched Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 or know it even exists lol
I didn't have cable, it was ok
It's not though. It's super common for that pairing to happen. At least, it was that common until younger millennials and generation Z came along. The chubby man's man who is a giant goofball + sarcastic hot wife is a pairing as old as time itself, going back to shit like the Honeymooners. And it's fairly realistic, at least for older generations, because those guys usually were high school athletes who married the pretty smart/popular girl. But once those guys get out into the real world, and they're not playing sports all the time, all that muscle and that manly man lifestyle makes them fat and those women just get tired of their bullshit but they are still in love with the man they used to be. I guess you have to be a certain age to get it
The standards for what was attractive in men has changed over the years. It used to be jocks were the hot shit and people just accepted they were going to become schlubby blue collar guys, but with millennials men had to be in better shape while at the same time it became okay to be a nerd. Meanwhile the standards for women laxed. So you get the stereotypical millennial couple that's either still the sarcastic hot girl but the guy is a lot softer and skinny fat or you get the couple where girl is the "pretty" fat one and the guy is some low test nerd. And then Gen Z just sort of fricked with everything. The standards for Gen Z men are basically either be a muscular bad boy butthole Jake Paul or some weird artistic druggy, but in either case they're covered in tattoos and don't have a real career. At least the standard for Gen Z women lets them have a big ass and wear tight pants to show it off like bawds on social media. They definitely had to go back to being kind of slim and pretty, they're just allowed to have big breasts and big butts at the same time
Friends way way more unrealistic, yet way more popular. The show was about 6 people who either worked dead end jobs, or spent months unemployed, yet could afford lavish NYC apartments and vacations.
would it have been more believable if they lived in some outer suburb in New Jersey or Long Island or some place in New England and Doug commuted into NYC?
I don't recall any of the plots requiring them to actually live in the city
King of Hoboken doesn’t have the same ring to it
King Of Queens sounds like some shitty upstart streaming service's attempt at a RuPaul's drag race competitor looking back lol
I've seen fat ugly guys like that with 10/10s. Attraction is a convoluted psychological process
Plus she would've been on top, or get plowed in the bed.
How is the show unrealistic? The roastie fricked around a lot in college and in her early years before deciding to to settle down for the the ugly guy just cause he makes a decent enough amount of money. This shit happens all the time IRL.
Because it is peak american comedy
Why didn't they have kids?
Their children story arc was weird, suddenly in one episode early on they were really trying for some, then I think she had a miscarriage or something, then it was never mentioned again and it was like it never happened, then eventually seasons later they suddenly wanted kids again
think they adopted a bunch of chinese kids in the finale
it was basically a '30somethings dealing with 20somethings issues' show as most sitcoms are anyway so introducing children was never going to happen
It was just not the kind of show that needed kids/child actors for the show to work. It was about the adults.
MY BALLS ARE GETTING SWEATY
MY GOOCH IS GETTING TIGHT
In what world is this caked up b***h out of his league?
that episode where its revealed carrie's dad hid her acceptance letter to yale or wherever that would have led to her leaving NY and living a better life in Florida) was depressing af as it showed she hated her current life and marriage to Doug
its unironically funny
MY EYES ARE GETTING WEARY