Why did plebs hate this movie when it came out?

Why did plebs hate this movie when it came out?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    they didn't. but they should. it was cheap shlock.
    great tiddies tho

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    when i was a teen this shyt rocked, literally inspiration for bloodborne vidya game

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Brotherhood of the Wolf inspired Bloodborne, not this.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        This movie is unadulterated hot garbage and is nothing like Bloodborne in any capacity

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You're gonna have to be way more subtle than this.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >threaded cane-like weapon in the climax
          >costumes
          >general atmosphere
          >literal blurred line between man and beast theme
          You're moronic.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Creator literally admitted it: https://wccftech.com/hidetaka-miyazaki-says-bloodborne-is-still-his-favorite-game-explains-its-influences/amp/

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            It's bait or a moron. Likely both. They share goddamned themes with each other.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >threaded cane-like weapon in the climax
              >costumes
              >general atmosphere
              >literal blurred line between man and beast theme
              You're moronic.

              You're gonna have to be way more subtle than this.

              I hear morons say shit like this but it’s evident they’ve never bothered to watch this steaming pile of shit
              The character aesthetic in the first 10 minutes of the film are literally the only similarities and that’s just based on actual historical Hunter attire.
              The movie is about how the church makes up fake monsters to hide its scandals, the monster isn’t even real. It’s just a shitty Scooby doo episode set in early modern france.

              If you like Bloodborne and its themes you will find nothing even remotely enjoyable about this movie. The only part that Bloodborne took from it was the cover art

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I got memed into watching it too because of BB, it's fricking horrible.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Same
                If pic related was the cover art, people would get it when I say : “this isn’t even remotely similar to Bloodborne”

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                But the monster is actually real...they are just mistaken about it's identity at first. Also the people behind it were rogue Noblemen in cahoots with gypsies, not the Church. The well endowed Monica Bellucci was actually a Church spy and was recruiting people to put the Brotherhood down

                Did you actually watch it?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        There's one outfit that looks like Bloodborne, they most likely dug into the plethora of other Victorian era supernatural stuff that already existed.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >MC gets cucked by having the main love interest get raped by her own brother
        very bloodborne

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          More than Van Helsing

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        God I fricking hate this overrated kung fu dogshit

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >was looking forward to watching this for reasons I can’t even remember
        >these replies
        Oh no.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Brotherhood of the Wolf inspired Bloodborne, not this.

          Let down by this too. The tiger shit was lame.

          I like it a lot. Great locations, and it's got a little bit of everything, mystery, fighting, romance. It's the little action movie that could. The kind of thing that can't be made anymore. Also really hot women.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Let down by this too. The tiger shit was lame.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Anon, Bloodborne was inspired by a specific period in victorian medicine specifically in reference to the development of anesthetic drugs and the advent of new surgical techniques they allow. Some guy did like a 15 hour video essay on it and it's so fricking thorough and backed up by quotes directly from the developers that its conclusion aren't even debatable.

      Seriously, I know it's a lot of of content but anyone who's into the game should take the time to watch it because, again it's less of a fan theory than an exhaustive explanation of everything that inspired the games. Dude delved DEEP

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The main influence for Dracula was just blood transfusion, literally it’s the most important talking point of the entire novel. It’s nonstop. Shitty book but similar influences it seems

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    terrible cgi unfortunately

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This is untrue and false. Maybe the backgrounds look dated, but for the time, it was excellent. And even now it holds up as some of the greatest monster effects of all time. It's got the coolest Frankenstein, and the coolest dracula and the coolest mr. hyde. The art design is fantastic especially all the scenes at the castle lab. Machine gun crossbow was completely mind bending at 12 years old and it's still cool today. Horny monk David Wenham.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Mr. Hyde was a laughingstock that was unfavorably compared to Shrek on release.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        > for the time, it was excellent
        Some of the effects were considered good, others were considered bad. Overall it was considered very excessive and inconsistent
        >Machine gun crossbow was completely mind bending at 12 years old
        And there we have it

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        > for the time, it was excellent. And even now it holds up as some of the greatest monster effects of all time

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The "My turn!" yell from the Mr. Hyde fight is stuck in my brain and I think of it at least once a week. Also boobs and crossbow gun.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >THE MUMMY CHEESE CRINGE GOOD! VAN HELSING CHEESE FUN BAD!
    What the frick is wrong with millennialcucks?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The narrative was pretty muddled, and none of the characters mattered except Helsing and hot chick. Dracula was ok but not enough screen time. In The Mummy all the characters were good and the plot was mostly pretty tight.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >hate
    no one hated this movie moron what are you talking about

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >6.1 on IMDB
      >24% rotten from critics, and 57% rotten on rotten tomatoes
      >underperformed at the box office
      >not at all fondly remembered by normalgays, unlike the mummy today
      But I know, I know.
      >T-THAT DOESNT COUNT, CHUD!!!

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >movie is not an overwhelming box office success
        >PEOPLE HATE IT
        seek help

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Female lead compared it to doing panto and called it a career killer that she shouldn’t have agreed to be in

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Underworld lead actress thinks she's above Van Helsing
            lmao

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Which should really say something. Like them or not they were successful enough that they made five of them.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Sure but that doesn't change the fact that she thinks she's too good for one vampire slop and not the other.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                She got married to the director of one and made them with friends and family so it’s not shocking that she might view them differently. Van Helsing didn’t seem to do anyone any favours.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            wow what a stupid b***h, some people really are just moronic.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              She’s not wrong

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >6/10
        >hated
        your brain on Cinemaphile

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Because they watched it and had a fricking shit time. Kate Beckinsale calls it ‘the career killer’

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >ywn be an immortal 6'2 long haired handsome renegade angel with spinning blades, fully automatic crossbow, a sick trench coat, a dope hat and the coolest werewolf form ever seen

    feels sad man

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Because its fricking terrible

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Huge Jacked Man is a homosexual and ruined Van Helsing

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    because it was just an action flick, in a time when movies aspired for more.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >hot chick dies a virgin without tasting the MCs wiener
    this is why it failed.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i like a lot of it but so much is stupid too like warewolves being stronger than dracula and what the hell is up wit the dracula eggs lol

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Not only is it raw kino, but it's also pure soul. no surprise the normcels couldn't handle it

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I wish they still made movies like this

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They still make shit movies anon

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It's not the same

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    it's a fun movie with good sets and outfits what more could you ask for

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The Dracula in the movie looks like a fricking dork. It unfortunately hurts the movie.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The movie itself wasn't bad, but the CGI was horribly outdone by other films released in the same decade including similar ones like Underworld. It's a comfy watch.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Loved it and still do. Comfy Soul monster kino with great production values and not one but four hot ladies. It also had some great set design as well. A whole village was built, had the movie been successful they could have turned it as a theme park.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I liked It. I wanted a sequel.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    it wasnt as good as I hoped it would be at the time but it was fun

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