Why did she steal all the presents

Why did she steal all the presents

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  1. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    She needed dick

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      It’s time I got off this board goodbye

      Why did you trannify the Grinch?

      Better

      SOME OF YOU BETTER BE WOMEN OR I SWEAR TO GOD DON'T COME TO Cinemaphile TOMORROW IF YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR YOU.

  2. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    It’s time I got off this board goodbye

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Smartest anon on Cinemaphile
      This is why the website is shit now, everyone decent left

      To bad I can't go

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        it was never good, it just got worse.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          okay cmon dont pretend that if OP were OC it'd be a pretty novel and fun thread

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Someone recently made an OC thread, your "decent people" are still here, it's just that there's nothing to be positive about anymore.

            [...]

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              In case this shit doesn't work
              https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/140415623/#q140415623

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Smartest anon on Cinemaphile
      This is why the website is shit now, everyone decent left

      To bad I can't go

      where else is there to go in the commodified wasteland that is the modern internet

    • 6 months ago
      Trevor

      Smartest anon on Cinemaphile
      This is why the website is shit now, everyone decent left

      To bad I can't go

      Honestly it's the best, I may avoid the entire Cinemaphile area but a specific open weekly thread.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      See you tomorrow.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same, I need new hobbies.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Better late than never, I suppose.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      the ride never ends

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Grinch with more clothes is the worst I've EVER seen
      KWAB

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      merry christmas homosexual

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Out of everything, this is what makes you throw in the towel?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Anon had to draw the line somewhere.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >You've gotta draw the line somewhere, you've gotta draw a fricking line in the sand, dude!
          >You gotta make a statement!
          >You gotta look inside yourself and say, "What am I willing to put up with today?
          >NOT
          >FRICKIN'
          >THIS!

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous
  3. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why did you trannify the Grinch?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Better

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        SEXO

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Max is such a champ

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous
      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        HOLY SEXO

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >~~*currentday*~~

  4. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's not even Thanksgiving.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Close enough

  5. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sorry, the Grinch belongs to Cinemaphile

  6. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frick the tree!

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wat

  7. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone read the sequel?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I didn't even know this was a thing until you brought it up.
      At first I thought I'd somehow missed one of Dr. Seuss's books, but then I found out it was written by an author who's name is conspicuous by its absence from the cover. Obviously it's little better than a bad fanfiction, and I'd be more than willing to bet some modern politics thrown in to boot.
      I have not read it, and I will not read it. I refuse to support this garbage and the people who do everything they can to desecrate the works of greater men than themselves.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        They ran out of unpublished Seuss manuscripts/obscure magazine short stories and the widow is dead, so they're doing what the Tolkien heirs are doing now and milking the fricking shit out of the characters.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          It makes the bile rise up in my throat.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's kind of stupid but not the worst nuSeuss thing ever made. The Grinch gets mad at Cindy Lou for a stupid reason and has to make it up to her. The character designs and colors are clearly taking a cue from the Illumination movie.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        what is the grinch grooming cindy or something?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      They made a sequel?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I read it.

      It's okay for little kids learning how to read. Unlike the 1994 Daisy head special they didn't make any of the Whos black, which I'm thankful for.

  8. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frick it, so who's the artist? Ill nut to the Grinch. Ill even listen to the Jim Carrey movie's soundtrack while I do it.

  9. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >troony Grinch
    Disgusting

  10. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    hawt

  11. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    ah

  12. 6 months ago
    Broken_Gizmo

    Something other than stockings are getting stuffed tonight.

  13. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    She's also very means stealing all those presents

    • 6 months ago
      Broken_Gizmo

      >whatever you do to a man on your own property is your own business
      *ziiip* thanks chief wiggum.

  14. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
  15. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Give her a present

  16. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
  17. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    CINDY LOU
    NOT MORE THAN TWO

  18. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      She's also very means stealing all those presents

      Horny but accurate. Most Grinch genderbends seem to forget that The Grinch is a fat motherfricker

  19. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    if there's any sign we've gone too far with cartoon coom I think this thread is that sign..

  20. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Let's see if we can't turn this thread around.
    Here's a recording I made last year of me narrating HTGSC.
    https://voca.ro/1n63OCNGIroi

  21. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Grinch thought up a plan,
    Surely one of his worst.
    "To keep Christmas from coming,
    Why, I'll simply come first!"
    The pine needles, at first, did offer some resistance
    But that old Grinch kept a-pumping, he would surely go the distance.
    With one last grunt of effort and a most triumphant cry,
    He tipped back his head and let his Grinch grease fly.
    The ornaments were frosted and the star shone pearlescent.
    Like a short order fry cook, he'd battered each present.
    Huffing and puffing with a flushed expression,
    The Grinch went satisfied that he'd taught them a lesson.
    Like old Saint Nick he left, with his sack a bit less full
    And was on to the next house through the wintry cool...

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      You started off well, but you lost track of the meter four verses in.
      Here are my adjustments.

      The Grinch thought up a plan,
      Surely one of the worst:
      "To keep Christmas from coming,
      Well, I'll simply come first!"
      Pine needles, at first, offered some resistance,
      But the Grinch kept a-pumping, he would go the distance.
      One last grunt of effort, one last conq'ring cry,
      He threw back his head and let his Grinch grease fly.
      The ornaments frosted, the star shined pearlescent.
      Like a short-order cook, he'd battered each present.
      He huffed and he puffed with a flush-ed expression,
      Satified that he'd taught them all a stern lesson.
      Like Saint Nick of old, he left with sack empty,
      Proceeding to make the next house likewise sticky.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        It was a copypasta, but it's interesting that you improved upon it.

  22. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Let's turn grinch-chan into a Cinemaphile girl

  23. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    The complete disregard for rhythmic structure of syllables is infuriating.

  24. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    maybe it was because her ass was three size too large

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        that thong is probably rank as frick

  25. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Please don't ask why
    No one ask why

  26. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stupid sexy grinch, you already missed your night 3 weeks ago

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      bump

  27. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's a little early for pic related, but why not.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Reddit

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        homosexual

  28. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
  29. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Could you correct her?

  30. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Something something /ss/.

  31. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love these weird dogpeople or whatever they are.

  32. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >cooming over the fricking grinch
    porn addiction sucks (not literally i'm afraid)

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      where do you think you are

  33. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ok

  34. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Furry "fandom" belongs on

    [...]

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      But it's Dr Seuss stuff

  35. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Speaking of which, Snoog Dog has decised to quit smoking. Hell must be having a winter wonderland right now.

  36. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Big lady

  37. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
  38. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
  39. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dr. Suess didn't die for this.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is Dr Seuss dead?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        He died in 1991

  40. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    You nauseate me.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're here

  41. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >so many don't give her breasts
    shame

  42. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Male is better

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