>You've gotta draw the line somewhere, you've gotta draw a fricking line in the sand, dude! >You gotta make a statement! >You gotta look inside yourself and say, "What am I willing to put up with today? >NOT >FRICKIN' >THIS!
I didn't even know this was a thing until you brought it up.
At first I thought I'd somehow missed one of Dr. Seuss's books, but then I found out it was written by an author who's name is conspicuous by its absence from the cover. Obviously it's little better than a bad fanfiction, and I'd be more than willing to bet some modern politics thrown in to boot.
I have not read it, and I will not read it. I refuse to support this garbage and the people who do everything they can to desecrate the works of greater men than themselves.
They ran out of unpublished Seuss manuscripts/obscure magazine short stories and the widow is dead, so they're doing what the Tolkien heirs are doing now and milking the fricking shit out of the characters.
It's kind of stupid but not the worst nuSeuss thing ever made. The Grinch gets mad at Cindy Lou for a stupid reason and has to make it up to her. The character designs and colors are clearly taking a cue from the Illumination movie.
The Grinch thought up a plan,
Surely one of his worst.
"To keep Christmas from coming,
Why, I'll simply come first!"
The pine needles, at first, did offer some resistance
But that old Grinch kept a-pumping, he would surely go the distance.
With one last grunt of effort and a most triumphant cry,
He tipped back his head and let his Grinch grease fly.
The ornaments were frosted and the star shone pearlescent.
Like a short order fry cook, he'd battered each present.
Huffing and puffing with a flushed expression,
The Grinch went satisfied that he'd taught them a lesson.
Like old Saint Nick he left, with his sack a bit less full
And was on to the next house through the wintry cool...
You started off well, but you lost track of the meter four verses in.
Here are my adjustments.
The Grinch thought up a plan,
Surely one of the worst:
"To keep Christmas from coming,
Well, I'll simply come first!"
Pine needles, at first, offered some resistance,
But the Grinch kept a-pumping, he would go the distance.
One last grunt of effort, one last conq'ring cry,
He threw back his head and let his Grinch grease fly.
The ornaments frosted, the star shined pearlescent.
Like a short-order cook, he'd battered each present.
He huffed and he puffed with a flush-ed expression,
Satified that he'd taught them all a stern lesson.
Like Saint Nick of old, he left with sack empty,
Proceeding to make the next house likewise sticky.
She needed dick
SOME OF YOU BETTER BE WOMEN OR I SWEAR TO GOD DON'T COME TO Cinemaphile TOMORROW IF YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR YOU.
It’s time I got off this board goodbye
Smartest anon on Cinemaphile
This is why the website is shit now, everyone decent left
To bad I can't go
it was never good, it just got worse.
okay cmon dont pretend that if OP were OC it'd be a pretty novel and fun thread
Someone recently made an OC thread, your "decent people" are still here, it's just that there's nothing to be positive about anymore.
In case this shit doesn't work
https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/140415623/#q140415623
where else is there to go in the commodified wasteland that is the modern internet
Honestly it's the best, I may avoid the entire Cinemaphile area but a specific open weekly thread.
See you tomorrow.
Same, I need new hobbies.
Better late than never, I suppose.
the ride never ends
>Grinch with more clothes is the worst I've EVER seen
KWAB
merry christmas homosexual
Out of everything, this is what makes you throw in the towel?
Anon had to draw the line somewhere.
>You've gotta draw the line somewhere, you've gotta draw a fricking line in the sand, dude!
>You gotta make a statement!
>You gotta look inside yourself and say, "What am I willing to put up with today?
>NOT
>FRICKIN'
>THIS!
Why did you trannify the Grinch?
Better
SEXO
Max is such a champ
HOLY SEXO
>~~*currentday*~~
It's not even Thanksgiving.
Close enough
Sorry, the Grinch belongs to Cinemaphile
Frick the tree!
Wat
Anyone read the sequel?
I didn't even know this was a thing until you brought it up.
At first I thought I'd somehow missed one of Dr. Seuss's books, but then I found out it was written by an author who's name is conspicuous by its absence from the cover. Obviously it's little better than a bad fanfiction, and I'd be more than willing to bet some modern politics thrown in to boot.
I have not read it, and I will not read it. I refuse to support this garbage and the people who do everything they can to desecrate the works of greater men than themselves.
They ran out of unpublished Seuss manuscripts/obscure magazine short stories and the widow is dead, so they're doing what the Tolkien heirs are doing now and milking the fricking shit out of the characters.
It makes the bile rise up in my throat.
It's kind of stupid but not the worst nuSeuss thing ever made. The Grinch gets mad at Cindy Lou for a stupid reason and has to make it up to her. The character designs and colors are clearly taking a cue from the Illumination movie.
what is the grinch grooming cindy or something?
They made a sequel?
I read it.
It's okay for little kids learning how to read. Unlike the 1994 Daisy head special they didn't make any of the Whos black, which I'm thankful for.
Frick it, so who's the artist? Ill nut to the Grinch. Ill even listen to the Jim Carrey movie's soundtrack while I do it.
>troony Grinch
Disgusting
hawt
ah
Something other than stockings are getting stuffed tonight.
She's also very means stealing all those presents
>whatever you do to a man on your own property is your own business
*ziiip* thanks chief wiggum.
Give her a present
CINDY LOU
NOT MORE THAN TWO
Horny but accurate. Most Grinch genderbends seem to forget that The Grinch is a fat motherfricker
if there's any sign we've gone too far with cartoon coom I think this thread is that sign..
Let's see if we can't turn this thread around.
Here's a recording I made last year of me narrating HTGSC.
https://voca.ro/1n63OCNGIroi
The Grinch thought up a plan,
Surely one of his worst.
"To keep Christmas from coming,
Why, I'll simply come first!"
The pine needles, at first, did offer some resistance
But that old Grinch kept a-pumping, he would surely go the distance.
With one last grunt of effort and a most triumphant cry,
He tipped back his head and let his Grinch grease fly.
The ornaments were frosted and the star shone pearlescent.
Like a short order fry cook, he'd battered each present.
Huffing and puffing with a flushed expression,
The Grinch went satisfied that he'd taught them a lesson.
Like old Saint Nick he left, with his sack a bit less full
And was on to the next house through the wintry cool...
You started off well, but you lost track of the meter four verses in.
Here are my adjustments.
The Grinch thought up a plan,
Surely one of the worst:
"To keep Christmas from coming,
Well, I'll simply come first!"
Pine needles, at first, offered some resistance,
But the Grinch kept a-pumping, he would go the distance.
One last grunt of effort, one last conq'ring cry,
He threw back his head and let his Grinch grease fly.
The ornaments frosted, the star shined pearlescent.
Like a short-order cook, he'd battered each present.
He huffed and he puffed with a flush-ed expression,
Satified that he'd taught them all a stern lesson.
Like Saint Nick of old, he left with sack empty,
Proceeding to make the next house likewise sticky.
It was a copypasta, but it's interesting that you improved upon it.
Let's turn grinch-chan into a Cinemaphile girl
The complete disregard for rhythmic structure of syllables is infuriating.
maybe it was because her ass was three size too large
that thong is probably rank as frick
Please don't ask why
No one ask why
Stupid sexy grinch, you already missed your night 3 weeks ago
bump
It's a little early for pic related, but why not.
Reddit
homosexual
Could you correct her?
Something something /ss/.
I love these weird dogpeople or whatever they are.
>cooming over the fricking grinch
porn addiction sucks (not literally i'm afraid)
where do you think you are
Ok
Furry "fandom" belongs on
But it's Dr Seuss stuff
Speaking of which, Snoog Dog has decised to quit smoking. Hell must be having a winter wonderland right now.
Big lady
Dr. Suess didn't die for this.
Is Dr Seuss dead?
He died in 1991
You nauseate me.
You're here
>so many don't give her breasts
shame
Male is better