>dude riffing with his friend >frickING BASED ZASED REDPILLED THE BASED DEPARTMENT CALLED israeliteS OWNED EPIC STYLE
so glad these losers can’t get a woman to touch them so they never end up procreating. complete circlejerk homosexualry.
The Rock has a very likable screen presence, And he is renowned for being an incredibly hard worker who's still pretty easy to get along with (for most people). He's super marketable. Average Joe's know what they're getting with a film starring the Rock. If you have a basic action/adventure movie with a bit of comedy, the Rock is a very safe bet.
Granted he's never been in a legitimately *good* movie that I know of, but his films do well enough to keep the lights on.
There’s already too many bald muscle men and his southern Texas accent is fake. Using his real voice would destroy his whole persona so he’s stuck wearing jean shorts his whole life.
KWAB.
Austin was a little b***h who couldn’t sell, limited moves, and had every wrestler carry him. Most overrated, least talented, wrestler in WWE history.
Stone Cold went into wrestling, worked hard, became the biggest draw of all time what's universally considered the absolute peak of the industry. He got paid probably better than any wrestler ever outside of people like Lesnar and Rock after they returned and retired before he turned 40. He wasn't a big spender buying flash cars and staying in fancy hotels on the road. He also was and still is making a huge amount off merchandise. The 3:16 t-shirt is still one of WWE's best sellers, 20 years later. Austin retired at his peak with probably $50m+ dollars in the bank and just wanted to lift, weights, drink beer, and hunt on a ranch he owns. He's not a narcissist like the Rock who craves attention and admiration of everyones and so doesn't care about flying around the world on a private jet making shit films.
In conclusion, Austin is based and understands that enjoying life is far more important than staying in the limelight.
Austin spent 3/4 of his career as an undercard jobber, and lucked out when Vince can up with the obnoxious redneck schitck. Sure he has some mic skills, but he never had moves. And he was always injured. And kept refusing to put over better talent and constantly whined. He made a lot of money for himself and a lot for Vince, good for them, but contributed nothing of other value to wrestling. There is not a single match, that he carried, that people would put in a top 20 much less 10. He was a boring wrestler. He put in minimal effort. It was so bad, opponents openly disrespected him by rediculous overselling, basically mocking him to his face.
He made a bunch of shitty straight to DVD movies and has had several reality TV shows that nobody watched and has a podcast. He isn't the Rock because he couldn't be the Rock.
kek if you're a goggins fan watch Damaged. Stone cold gets out of prison for unintentionally beating a dude to death cause hes totally naturally strong and then he feels guilty so he wants to raise money to save the widow's cancer ridden kid and so he gets into underground fighting via Walton Goggins slimeball connections and despite looking out of shape for most of the film he is this unstoppable force and beats dudes left and right until he saves both the kid and this other woman who owed money to a rich white collar gangster. Not my worst impulse watch
>Why did Stone Cold fail in Hollywood?
He doesn't want to do movies. Stone Cold tried a few movie roles, but said in interviews he loves wrestling. That's his real passion. Unfortunately his body is too old and injured to continue doing it.
Yea that's why Batista talked about how Stone Cold called him telling him not to make a bunch of shitty straight to DVD movies because it would cost him roles like it did him. Austin couldn't make it because he wasn't good enough period. Yes the Rock is far better than Baldstin.
Lmao dwayne is a fricking homosexual and sucked off pat patterson to get his megapush in wwe. What makes you think he didn't do the same in hollywood to get roles?
Because he can only play stone cold. If a movie writer doesnt write a main character that is or can be stone cold with a different coat of paint then it wont work
its true. He's best for showing up, throwing insults and one liners, and kicking ass. That's his appeal. If he went on these long winded talks, then it would turn people off since that's not his character.
They tried to do a humiliation ritual by forcing him to say the word Black person on The Longest Yard, but Steve enjoyed it a little too much leaving Hollywood israelites utterly humiliated.
He has been good in everything he's been in. He is a better actor than the rock or any of the other wrestlers who have attempted to become actors. I just don't think he cares for it too much. He probably made enough money with the wrestling and the direct to dvd schlock he put out in the early 2010's to never have to work again.
Stone cold wouldn’t work in Hollywood, he’d feel too insecure due to his background and the way he spoke. He also has shattered knees and wouldn’t be able to convincingly do action movies. He’s a bigger egomaniac than the Rock. The Rock always put people over in wrestling
He's pretty unlikable in the interviews I've seen with him. Total douchebag. So probably he was just hard to work with.
The frick? The ones I've seen he seen likeable
Same. His podcast is pretty good. One with Razor Ramona was a classic. Man that guy was a frick up
t. Ahmed Johnson
Anon, it’s an act. Don’t be moronic.
He literally single handedly destroyed Dean Ambrose’s career by inviting him as a guest on his podcast and then publicly humiliating him. For fun.
DEAN
Too straight and redneck to work under.. well them.
You think any (studio) will hire him after this.
>dude riffing with his friend
>frickING BASED ZASED REDPILLED THE BASED DEPARTMENT CALLED israeliteS OWNED EPIC STYLE
so glad these losers can’t get a woman to touch them so they never end up procreating. complete circlejerk homosexualry.
t. schlomo
Sure Paul, that's totally why
Heyman was shaking in his loafers after that
Because he's not a good actor, and Hollywood execs care about their bottom line.
I bet he can get more roles in Hollywood if he gets his bottom in line.
Then explain The Rock.
The Rock has a very likable screen presence, And he is renowned for being an incredibly hard worker who's still pretty easy to get along with (for most people). He's super marketable. Average Joe's know what they're getting with a film starring the Rock. If you have a basic action/adventure movie with a bit of comedy, the Rock is a very safe bet.
Granted he's never been in a legitimately *good* movie that I know of, but his films do well enough to keep the lights on.
>execs care about their bottom line.
You cannot tell me that with a straight face. Have you seen Hollywood the last 20 years?
he focused on telecast
he probably refused to suck dick
he beat debra
He would have been great in Brawl in Cell Block 99
Oh yea forgot about that. Thanks for the trip down memory lane Anon.
Is this the guy who was... you know... during warm weather...
no, that one actually had some memorable roles
You must be referring to Mr. Kevin R. Nash. Yes, something terrible certainly did happen to him in the particularly humid summer of '92.
I could see how you'd confuse the two
Rock can play a fake nice guy betters Think people are finally catching on he’s a total dick
There’s already too many bald muscle men and his southern Texas accent is fake. Using his real voice would destroy his whole persona so he’s stuck wearing jean shorts his whole life.
>and his southern Texas accent is fake
nice try israelite
I liked him in Stone Cold.
he's admitted he's not a good actor and didn't really like filming movies because he'd get bored. It just wasn't meant to be.
Acting isn't his thing
WHAT
He was always carried by superior workers in wrestling and couldn't make it on his own.
KWAB.
Austin was a little b***h who couldn’t sell, limited moves, and had every wrestler carry him. Most overrated, least talented, wrestler in WWE history.
WHAT
He also worked through a boom period with a broken neck
He was white and his dick was too big
t.vince mcmahon
ITT: Marks who think Steve is some based redneck in real life when he's a vaxx cuck who supports gays and trannies.
My name isn't marks
my name is jeff
>Mark
My name is Kevin. Who tf is Mark?
hey buddy, i think you got the wrong board, /misc/ is 8 boards down
WHAT
he seems like a violent alcoholic dumb stepdad. not a wholesome chungus to balance out his physique
Stone Cold went into wrestling, worked hard, became the biggest draw of all time what's universally considered the absolute peak of the industry. He got paid probably better than any wrestler ever outside of people like Lesnar and Rock after they returned and retired before he turned 40. He wasn't a big spender buying flash cars and staying in fancy hotels on the road. He also was and still is making a huge amount off merchandise. The 3:16 t-shirt is still one of WWE's best sellers, 20 years later. Austin retired at his peak with probably $50m+ dollars in the bank and just wanted to lift, weights, drink beer, and hunt on a ranch he owns. He's not a narcissist like the Rock who craves attention and admiration of everyones and so doesn't care about flying around the world on a private jet making shit films.
In conclusion, Austin is based and understands that enjoying life is far more important than staying in the limelight.
Austin spent 3/4 of his career as an undercard jobber, and lucked out when Vince can up with the obnoxious redneck schitck. Sure he has some mic skills, but he never had moves. And he was always injured. And kept refusing to put over better talent and constantly whined. He made a lot of money for himself and a lot for Vince, good for them, but contributed nothing of other value to wrestling. There is not a single match, that he carried, that people would put in a top 20 much less 10. He was a boring wrestler. He put in minimal effort. It was so bad, opponents openly disrespected him by rediculous overselling, basically mocking him to his face.
>wrestling is about the wrestling
There was nothing outside the wrestling worth mentioning either. He was carried by his feuds with Vince and Rock.
Don’t be refuse to put Hulk over?
Nonsense. Stone Cold made a bunch of b-movies and hosted some shitty reality tv show. He wanted to be The Rock, but failed.
That reality show was comedy gold. The concept needed some tuning but he was great.
He made a bunch of shitty straight to DVD movies and has had several reality TV shows that nobody watched and has a podcast. He isn't the Rock because he couldn't be the Rock.
THAT'S HOW A WHITE MAN PLAYS FOOTBALL
Because he has no eyebrows
WHAT!?
used to mix up him and Goldberg when I was a kid kek
Santa’s Slay is a classic movie I love that dude he should’ve done a dozen more horror movies
I never watched a single WCW event, but still somehow knew who Goldberg was when I was a kid.
kek if you're a goggins fan watch Damaged. Stone cold gets out of prison for unintentionally beating a dude to death cause hes totally naturally strong and then he feels guilty so he wants to raise money to save the widow's cancer ridden kid and so he gets into underground fighting via Walton Goggins slimeball connections and despite looking out of shape for most of the film he is this unstoppable force and beats dudes left and right until he saves both the kid and this other woman who owed money to a rich white collar gangster. Not my worst impulse watch
He's hilarious in longest yard as a super racist prison guard
We missed out on a buddy cop movie with him and The Rock.
>Why did Stone Cold fail in Hollywood?
He doesn't want to do movies. Stone Cold tried a few movie roles, but said in interviews he loves wrestling. That's his real passion. Unfortunately his body is too old and injured to continue doing it.
Where did Cold Stone Creamery fail in the fundie business?
He didn't fail he just never bothered to go all in like dwayne did.
Yea that's why Batista talked about how Stone Cold called him telling him not to make a bunch of shitty straight to DVD movies because it would cost him roles like it did him. Austin couldn't make it because he wasn't good enough period. Yes the Rock is far better than Baldstin.
>Baldstin
Did Rocky Baldboa magically grow back hair?
Lmao dwayne is a fricking homosexual and sucked off pat patterson to get his megapush in wwe. What makes you think he didn't do the same in hollywood to get roles?
nobody likes rednecks except other rednecks
too bald
too sexy
too white
3:16 baybeeeee
Remember when Austin walked out the night after WrestleMania 18 because he didn't like his place on the card?
Remember when Austin skipped the brand split draft in 2002 because he wasn't going to be the first pick?
Remember when he no showed a bunch of Raws in Fall 01 because he had to put kurt angle over for 9/11 reasons and he didn't want to?
Remember when he walked out again because he was seething over lesnar and vince was trying to move on from Austins old ass?
Remember when he didn't want to put The Rock over at WrestleMania 2000 so he got his neck surgery faster than he was supposed to?
Remember when Austin came back in 2003 and got embarrassed by Triple H for being a pretend sheriff. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XuNAYdcgRcc&t=41s
Does he wear short skirts and heels?
Too blue collar. Hollywood is all Democrats and therefore they hate the working class
He supports trannies and is a vaxxer. He's a total cuck.
He injured Stallone and was blacklisted affter.
Because he can only play stone cold. If a movie writer doesnt write a main character that is or can be stone cold with a different coat of paint then it wont work
DRINK BEER
Ridiculous ego and a fricking atrocious actor. Like, even by professional wrestling standards he's abominable.
BEAT DEBRA
Too one dimensional and he is best with a small amount of dialog. He's not someone who can talk for long periods.
> He's not someone who can talk for long periods
Fricking headbutt a knife zoomer
its true. He's best for showing up, throwing insults and one liners, and kicking ass. That's his appeal. If he went on these long winded talks, then it would turn people off since that's not his character.
Lacked acting ability and action movies were a dead genre by 1999.
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Simple:
He is not an actor or have the charisma to carry a movie
>too one dimensional
so explain arnie
he's not one-dimensional, plus he has the right charisma to carry a movie.
He didn't fail, he just personally didn't like acting.
They tried to do a humiliation ritual by forcing him to say the word Black person on The Longest Yard, but Steve enjoyed it a little too much leaving Hollywood israelites utterly humiliated.
i love stone cold so much
He has been good in everything he's been in. He is a better actor than the rock or any of the other wrestlers who have attempted to become actors. I just don't think he cares for it too much. He probably made enough money with the wrestling and the direct to dvd schlock he put out in the early 2010's to never have to work again.
Stone cold wouldn’t work in Hollywood, he’d feel too insecure due to his background and the way he spoke. He also has shattered knees and wouldn’t be able to convincingly do action movies. He’s a bigger egomaniac than the Rock. The Rock always put people over in wrestling