Why did the bad ass rebel go to an all day detention?

Why did the bad ass rebel go to an all day detention?

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    You tell me

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You mean you don’t know

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    god this movie sucks

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It’s actually pretty good except for the moronation in the ending that completely undercuts what the movie is trying to go for

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        what the frick is it going for in the first place

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Holy mother of filtered.

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because his dad was breaking open his bussy every weekend. Plus he left his doobage there.

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >oh no, I'm being forced to spend several hours in a room with the qt cheerleader girl who thinks I'm a rebel without a cause, and the qt autist girl who's envious of me and wants to call me daddy - if only there was some way I could get out of going...

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >and the qt autist girl who's envious of me and wants to call me daddy
      MEDS NOW.. that never happened

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I had to do a "Saturday school" like this one time, and they sure as shit didn't leave us in a room unattended. You have to just sit there and pretend to do school work for like 4 hours.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah I skipped school a few times senior year to go bang my girlfriend. Had to do saturday school once, totally worth it.

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >yes, this is the 16-year-old kid I was telling you about

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Would you believe that kids thought Judd Nelson was a fellow student when he’d go on the school grounds kek

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is movie is only liked by gen x burnouts who want to onions over their highschool years now that they are in their 40s.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bro Gen X is like 60-50

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Gen X is 1965-1980

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Anon Gen X is mid 43 – 58.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >NOOOO IM NOT A SENIOR YET! IM A YOUNG BUCK AT 58

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nope.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's what you don't get Mr Vernon. You see us as you want to see us - in the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. But what we found out is that each one of us is a shitposter, an autist, a racist, a discord troony and a basedboy.
      Does that answer your question?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >kid actually writes that
        >instantly earns himself another day of detention for it
        >parents start to see him as an irretrievable failure
        >falls into depression and actually does kill himself
        >with a flare gun
        Kino

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      GenXers liked the movie when it first came out but they aren't the ones making threads like these. Notice how most conversations about it are from people that clearly never even watched it.

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    He was jerking off in class and got caught.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I have nightmares where this happens for some reason. I guess it’s my version of giving a presentation and only remembering to wear underpants

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    STOP DOING THIS

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw it was confirmed she actually was a nymphomaniac who screwed her shrink

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't hate it, just think the movies overrated and her becoming a cutesy stacy by the end was cringe
      >But Anon, why don't you like The Breaksfast Club? She's the type you like!
      I heard this too much growing up, yes, the kind I liked but never was around or had.

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >here's your high school student, bro.

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I always figured it was because he had nothing else to do and didn't want to be around his dad all day

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    You can't be a badass rebel without an audience.

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    to score

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    JEEEEEEEEEEEW

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >frick off and die you dirty israelite CHRIST KIIIIILLLLEER
      And Bender shuts up for the rest of the day

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    There was an unofficial remake last year because they couldn’t get the rights to the name, and holy frick this looks so awful

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  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    THIS is your big gripe? How about the suicidal nerd kid who brought a gun to school who gets left completely unattended in a detention of all places without a bag search?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      That’s a pretty good point as well. Honestly it’s weird how they all laughed at him admitting he was going to off himself but the jock BAWWWWING about being pushed to win is the big emotional moment

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was a different time. Bringing a gun to school was just a typical boyhood shenanigan back then.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Even then. People weren’t just completely ignorant to gun safety and little morons in possession of one at a school. I don’t think it’d be hand waved

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I was joking, autism fren

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because he was a poser.

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bad home life like a lot of kids that stay after school for as long as possible

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing better to do. Interesting in old movies the nerd always get fricked and the chad fricks the girl then in early 2000s they put nerds with the girl and this ruined a entiry generation of men

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's not a movies fault that you turned out to be a frick up. At least admit that.

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    why did the zoomer autist spend all day making reposts on Cinemaphile?

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >did a lot of detention in school
    >never even got my dick sucked
    worst days of my life bros

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You just weren't in detention with the right boys

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Avoid getting cigarette burns from his father

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >we want the same movie from 10 years ago
    >but with more people

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      This was so fricking bad. Only thing that kept me watching was hoping I'd get to see Liv Tyler's butthole farting a nice cumload.

  23. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    To get to the other side.

  24. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Two chicks at the same time.

  25. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    cuz he wanted to brag to the other kids about getting molested

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      To be fair it’s something to brag about

  26. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    He being ASS-MURDERED at home.

  27. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because only real losers drop out.

  28. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because he wasn't really a badass rebel, he was a poser. A complete fraud. He had nothing better to do and his description of life in the Bender home was complete fantasy for attention. If you had nostrils that huge you'd have to do SOMETHING to make up for it.

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