Why did the bad ass rebel go to an all day detention?
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Why did the bad ass rebel go to an all day detention?
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You tell me
You mean you don’t know
god this movie sucks
It’s actually pretty good except for the moronation in the ending that completely undercuts what the movie is trying to go for
what the frick is it going for in the first place
Holy mother of filtered.
Because his dad was breaking open his bussy every weekend. Plus he left his doobage there.
>oh no, I'm being forced to spend several hours in a room with the qt cheerleader girl who thinks I'm a rebel without a cause, and the qt autist girl who's envious of me and wants to call me daddy - if only there was some way I could get out of going...
>and the qt autist girl who's envious of me and wants to call me daddy
MEDS NOW.. that never happened
I had to do a "Saturday school" like this one time, and they sure as shit didn't leave us in a room unattended. You have to just sit there and pretend to do school work for like 4 hours.
Yeah I skipped school a few times senior year to go bang my girlfriend. Had to do saturday school once, totally worth it.
>yes, this is the 16-year-old kid I was telling you about
Would you believe that kids thought Judd Nelson was a fellow student when he’d go on the school grounds kek
This is movie is only liked by gen x burnouts who want to onions over their highschool years now that they are in their 40s.
Bro Gen X is like 60-50
Gen X is 1965-1980
Anon Gen X is mid 43 – 58.
>NOOOO IM NOT A SENIOR YET! IM A YOUNG BUCK AT 58
Nope.
That's what you don't get Mr Vernon. You see us as you want to see us - in the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. But what we found out is that each one of us is a shitposter, an autist, a racist, a discord troony and a basedboy.
Does that answer your question?
>kid actually writes that
>instantly earns himself another day of detention for it
>parents start to see him as an irretrievable failure
>falls into depression and actually does kill himself
>with a flare gun
Kino
GenXers liked the movie when it first came out but they aren't the ones making threads like these. Notice how most conversations about it are from people that clearly never even watched it.
He was jerking off in class and got caught.
I have nightmares where this happens for some reason. I guess it’s my version of giving a presentation and only remembering to wear underpants
STOP DOING THIS
>tfw it was confirmed she actually was a nymphomaniac who screwed her shrink
I don't hate it, just think the movies overrated and her becoming a cutesy stacy by the end was cringe
>But Anon, why don't you like The Breaksfast Club? She's the type you like!
I heard this too much growing up, yes, the kind I liked but never was around or had.
>here's your high school student, bro.
I always figured it was because he had nothing else to do and didn't want to be around his dad all day
You can't be a badass rebel without an audience.
to score
JEEEEEEEEEEEW
>frick off and die you dirty israelite CHRIST KIIIIILLLLEER
And Bender shuts up for the rest of the day
There was an unofficial remake last year because they couldn’t get the rights to the name, and holy frick this looks so awful
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THIS is your big gripe? How about the suicidal nerd kid who brought a gun to school who gets left completely unattended in a detention of all places without a bag search?
That’s a pretty good point as well. Honestly it’s weird how they all laughed at him admitting he was going to off himself but the jock BAWWWWING about being pushed to win is the big emotional moment
It was a different time. Bringing a gun to school was just a typical boyhood shenanigan back then.
Even then. People weren’t just completely ignorant to gun safety and little morons in possession of one at a school. I don’t think it’d be hand waved
I was joking, autism fren
Because he was a poser.
Bad home life like a lot of kids that stay after school for as long as possible
Nothing better to do. Interesting in old movies the nerd always get fricked and the chad fricks the girl then in early 2000s they put nerds with the girl and this ruined a entiry generation of men
It's not a movies fault that you turned out to be a frick up. At least admit that.
why did the zoomer autist spend all day making reposts on Cinemaphile?
>did a lot of detention in school
>never even got my dick sucked
worst days of my life bros
You just weren't in detention with the right boys
Avoid getting cigarette burns from his father
>we want the same movie from 10 years ago
>but with more people
This was so fricking bad. Only thing that kept me watching was hoping I'd get to see Liv Tyler's butthole farting a nice cumload.
To get to the other side.
Two chicks at the same time.
cuz he wanted to brag to the other kids about getting molested
To be fair it’s something to brag about
He being ASS-MURDERED at home.
Because only real losers drop out.
Because he wasn't really a badass rebel, he was a poser. A complete fraud. He had nothing better to do and his description of life in the Bender home was complete fantasy for attention. If you had nostrils that huge you'd have to do SOMETHING to make up for it.