The real problem was that there weren't more of these. The rest of the movie was too kitschy. Freak deaths were a major part of the original but this is the only one in World so it feels super out of place.
Non-joke answer is they originally had more scenes of her being completely negligent and purposely not doing her single job of watching the kids while getting paid tons to do it. Scenes didn't make it into the final cut so instead we get one of the worst deaths in the series for a character who didn't do anything wrong.
>Do you think dinos make moral judgements to pick their victims?
No, but the directors putting characters in front of those dinos sure do. If Jurassic Park was supposed to operate on real-world logic and not Hollywood fantasy I highly doubt Muldoon would have gotten eaten while every child in the series (except that one girl in the second) survives. You're on the spectrum if you think movies would be better this way.
Being negligent when babysitting teenagers at a presumably safe amusement park where they don't need adult supervision to begin with is hardly a crime worthy of getting Mosasaur'd.
>presumably safe amusement park
Oh you mean the amusement park that had literal dinosaurs break out and go on killing sprees on three previous occasions?
She had to get it on
because she has droopy breasts
Because she’s so sexy that she couldn’t be connected to this failure of a series for longer than she should have.
so that there was a memorable death scene
Kino death. Showed that in reality nobody's safe. Filtered many plebs and woketards
The real problem was that there weren't more of these. The rest of the movie was too kitschy. Freak deaths were a major part of the original but this is the only one in World so it feels super out of place.
Shut the frick up you pathetic little homosexual.
Non-joke answer is they originally had more scenes of her being completely negligent and purposely not doing her single job of watching the kids while getting paid tons to do it. Scenes didn't make it into the final cut so instead we get one of the worst deaths in the series for a character who didn't do anything wrong.
The real answer is you're a simping pathetic frick who should kill himself
>character who didn't do anything wrong
Why the shit would that matter? Do you think dinos make moral judgements to pick their victims?
>Do you think dinos make moral judgements to pick their victims?
No, but the directors putting characters in front of those dinos sure do. If Jurassic Park was supposed to operate on real-world logic and not Hollywood fantasy I highly doubt Muldoon would have gotten eaten while every child in the series (except that one girl in the second) survives. You're on the spectrum if you think movies would be better this way.
>Why the shit
Being negligent when babysitting teenagers at a presumably safe amusement park where they don't need adult supervision to begin with is hardly a crime worthy of getting Mosasaur'd.
>presumably safe amusement park
Oh you mean the amusement park that had literal dinosaurs break out and go on killing sprees on three previous occasions?
Jurassic World takes place in a different movie universe than Jurassic Park, moron
The same reason why Eddie Carr was tortured for 15 minutes only to be torn in half by two trexes, because he was there.
because lots of men like watching women die
They saw her topless
is it bad that I was more concerned about those little triceratops in the petting zoo than I was about her?
Because they saw her breasts and realized that such magnificence needed to be in something better than their slop.
because of her lame breasts
breasts bad
Get in the mosasaur stomach
how about you post her breasts you useless homosexuals?
how about you google it you useless homosexual
Blue board, blue balls anon.
The last decent Jurassic Park death scene. If anything the JW movies fricked up having memorable death scenes
nah, it was too long. was like a rube goldberg dinosaur chain death, way too silly