why did they fricking do it

why did they fricking do it

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    She had to get it on

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    because she has droopy breasts

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Because she’s so sexy that she couldn’t be connected to this failure of a series for longer than she should have.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    so that there was a memorable death scene

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Kino death. Showed that in reality nobody's safe. Filtered many plebs and woketards

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The real problem was that there weren't more of these. The rest of the movie was too kitschy. Freak deaths were a major part of the original but this is the only one in World so it feels super out of place.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Shut the frick up you pathetic little homosexual.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Non-joke answer is they originally had more scenes of her being completely negligent and purposely not doing her single job of watching the kids while getting paid tons to do it. Scenes didn't make it into the final cut so instead we get one of the worst deaths in the series for a character who didn't do anything wrong.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The real answer is you're a simping pathetic frick who should kill himself

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >character who didn't do anything wrong
      Why the shit would that matter? Do you think dinos make moral judgements to pick their victims?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Do you think dinos make moral judgements to pick their victims?
        No, but the directors putting characters in front of those dinos sure do. If Jurassic Park was supposed to operate on real-world logic and not Hollywood fantasy I highly doubt Muldoon would have gotten eaten while every child in the series (except that one girl in the second) survives. You're on the spectrum if you think movies would be better this way.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Why the shit

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Being negligent when babysitting teenagers at a presumably safe amusement park where they don't need adult supervision to begin with is hardly a crime worthy of getting Mosasaur'd.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >presumably safe amusement park
        Oh you mean the amusement park that had literal dinosaurs break out and go on killing sprees on three previous occasions?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Jurassic World takes place in a different movie universe than Jurassic Park, moron

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The same reason why Eddie Carr was tortured for 15 minutes only to be torn in half by two trexes, because he was there.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    because lots of men like watching women die

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They saw her topless

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    is it bad that I was more concerned about those little triceratops in the petting zoo than I was about her?

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Because they saw her breasts and realized that such magnificence needed to be in something better than their slop.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    because of her lame breasts

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    breasts bad
    Get in the mosasaur stomach

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    how about you post her breasts you useless homosexuals?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      how about you google it you useless homosexual

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Blue board, blue balls anon.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The last decent Jurassic Park death scene. If anything the JW movies fricked up having memorable death scenes

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      nah, it was too long. was like a rube goldberg dinosaur chain death, way too silly

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