Why didn't he just go gay?

Why didn't he just go gay?

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did you watch the movie? He was fricking obsessed with breasts and pussy to an absurd degree.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He can just close his eyes then pretend to be somewhere else when he has to return the favor.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not only that he swam in pussy throughout the movie.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    In the 70s city guys like that would have been way too insecure and publicly shamed to admit he like wieners
    Now he’d have no issue

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      really? because I've seen a lot of 70s movies gay as hell.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It hurts his bum.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think he just wasn't gay

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's not a choice moron

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I guess fingering your butthole while calling you a dirty girl was just a down low thing.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Don't go telling people my business.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I thought Cinemaphile said it was a choice so that means Fritz can choose to be a gay

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine pounding his prostate until he starts liking dudes.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          well, if his eyes turn into little hearts...

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            hot

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Gender is a choice. So much so you can change your identity on the fly. So being gay is also a choice.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      your penis doesn't care. All it wants to do is squirt out all the stupid juice you've been hoarding.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Going prison gay is always an option.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wtf are you even saying?
    Fritz cannot stay away from pussy

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He is a pussy. And passes must be fricked. He can't argue with that logic.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd cum inside him.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dumb & boring thread discussion. But I like the cat

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You're dumb and boring. But I like the cat.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've always wondered if these two were the same girl

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've said it on /adv/ before but I'll say it again:
    """Heteropessimism" incelism, misandry, are the straightest things you can do.
    Nothing says "I am without a doubt straight" than having deep hatred for the opposite gender yet being doomed to be forced to want their love and sexual relations regardless.
    It is frankly a beautiful thing and should be done more often in media, a healthy relationship is meant to have some level of hatred.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    imagine force kissing him

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's worth becoming a jedi for.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because he's not a homosexual, unluke you, OP.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah I know, but you're just such a good dick sucker that I couldn't resist. Like a damn vacuum or something.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      And he's definitely not whatever the frick

      I've said it on /adv/ before but I'll say it again:
      """Heteropessimism" incelism, misandry, are the straightest things you can do.
      Nothing says "I am without a doubt straight" than having deep hatred for the opposite gender yet being doomed to be forced to want their love and sexual relations regardless.
      It is frankly a beautiful thing and should be done more often in media, a healthy relationship is meant to have some level of hatred.

      is or whatever sort of moronation he's spitting. Stop making threads on how "cute" or "vulnerable" ugly or fat guys are, and just go gay yourself.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because Lucifer’s a homosexual.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like the part where he loses his v-card to the BBW crow.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's Duke (rip).

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The lizard needs more fanart

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yes

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why would he.
    He got laid in the movie.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Try something new.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        A little gay experimentation never hurt anybody, except their ass.

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