Why didn't he just go gay?

Why didn't he just go gay?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Did you watch the movie? He was fricking obsessed with breasts and pussy to an absurd degree.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He can just close his eyes then pretend to be somewhere else when he has to return the favor.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Not only that he swam in pussy throughout the movie.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    In the 70s city guys like that would have been way too insecure and publicly shamed to admit he like wieners
    Now he’d have no issue

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      really? because I've seen a lot of 70s movies gay as hell.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It hurts his bum.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I think he just wasn't gay

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's not a choice moron

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I guess fingering your butthole while calling you a dirty girl was just a down low thing.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Don't go telling people my business.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I thought Cinemaphile said it was a choice so that means Fritz can choose to be a gay

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine pounding his prostate until he starts liking dudes.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          well, if his eyes turn into little hearts...

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            hot

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Gender is a choice. So much so you can change your identity on the fly. So being gay is also a choice.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      your penis doesn't care. All it wants to do is squirt out all the stupid juice you've been hoarding.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Going prison gay is always an option.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    wtf are you even saying?
    Fritz cannot stay away from pussy

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He is a pussy. And passes must be fricked. He can't argue with that logic.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'd cum inside him.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Dumb & boring thread discussion. But I like the cat

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You're dumb and boring. But I like the cat.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I've always wondered if these two were the same girl

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I've said it on /adv/ before but I'll say it again:
    """Heteropessimism" incelism, misandry, are the straightest things you can do.
    Nothing says "I am without a doubt straight" than having deep hatred for the opposite gender yet being doomed to be forced to want their love and sexual relations regardless.
    It is frankly a beautiful thing and should be done more often in media, a healthy relationship is meant to have some level of hatred.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    imagine force kissing him

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He's worth becoming a jedi for.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Because he's not a homosexual, unluke you, OP.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah I know, but you're just such a good dick sucker that I couldn't resist. Like a damn vacuum or something.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      And he's definitely not whatever the frick

      I've said it on /adv/ before but I'll say it again:
      """Heteropessimism" incelism, misandry, are the straightest things you can do.
      Nothing says "I am without a doubt straight" than having deep hatred for the opposite gender yet being doomed to be forced to want their love and sexual relations regardless.
      It is frankly a beautiful thing and should be done more often in media, a healthy relationship is meant to have some level of hatred.

      is or whatever sort of moronation he's spitting. Stop making threads on how "cute" or "vulnerable" ugly or fat guys are, and just go gay yourself.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Because Lucifer’s a homosexual.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I like the part where he loses his v-card to the BBW crow.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's Duke (rip).

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The lizard needs more fanart

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      yes

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why would he.
    He got laid in the movie.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Try something new.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        A little gay experimentation never hurt anybody, except their ass.

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