Why didn't they cast him as one of the 7 dwarves?

Why didn't they cast him as one of the 7 dwarves, Cinemaphile? This is discrimination.

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    He is not King Midge

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I am sure he was on their short list for a part.

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    He didn't want the role, doesn't want to become a typecast

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      lowercase-typecast

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I heard he got cast in the new upcoming saw movie as a desperate attempt to save the franchise

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    They should have reversed uno-ed and cast him a Snow White. Check and mate chuderinos.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Snow white fricking dies because no one could love a mindge

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Snow White is aborted because pre birth screenings were invented.

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I fondly remember the x-rated snow white must have been czech

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    midge

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The rare Ewok Warwick. You’re welcome.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        how does he look so different when he was little considering he is still little?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Because their head and face grow at a normal rate. In his case so do his hands and feet, it’s just his torso and legs don’t grow.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Another question for the miniture expert... wouldn't midget astronauts save a shitload of money? Just build everything to their scale.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >one, really small step for technically man...

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hes a runt of a halfling, not a chad Dwarf

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Disney's actions undermined his business he fought so hard to build.

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    He doesn't have normal dwarfism

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      there is no such thing as normal dwarfism. He is not typically abnormal would be the correct word usage.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Normal dwarfs have the skulls. They're the dwarves people think of which makes them the baseline normal dwarves

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I am not sure you are correct about that. I guess I am off to see the Wizard for answers.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          there are no normal dwarves. We would not need the word, or rollercoaster rules if they were normal.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            There are different dwarf sub species. There is a normal baseline

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              and the other freaks just limbo under it? That is cheating.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                There are other species, you're grouping all non humans with dwarves

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I only do that because there is room.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                You say dwarves like they’re a different species instead of just mutant poorly formed “human beings”.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                humans cannot be banished by tricking them into saying their own names backwards.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                You’re thinking of goblins or maybe trolls depending on the movie.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                those are just regional midgets. They are the same invasive species.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                They are a different species.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nope just broken chains of DNA that control your growth hormones.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                They're non humans anon. Don't apply your nonsense science to these things.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Dwarves are non humans broken down into three main sub species, the Ironheads like Dinklage, the Stoutmen like Warwick and the Micrognomes like Verne.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                What about she you banchod bloody bastard?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                that is a d'jin... just one that comes out of a smaller than normal lamp.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                She's a micrognome, further sub divided into poodrops

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Think it would fit?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                For sure, but keep a tight grip on her ankles or she will vanish up your ass.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

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              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                the Indians do not want to be redeemed. No flared base.

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    That other dwarf won’t let him. He’s monopolized the industry.

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was too small a role.

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    MIDF is here
    YWNBAH
    midge

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >gathers freaks for exploitation
    >Disney says normal size short men can be shrinkfreaks in 2023

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    If men can be women, then fully grown adults can be dwarves. Dems da rules.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      anyone who thinks that is an idiot. That is science.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not my science.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          your science is science fiction.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            My science is what matters. Yours is cruel and non inclusive

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