Why didn't they cast him as one of the 7 dwarves?

Why didn't they cast him as one of the 7 dwarves, Cinemaphile? This is discrimination.

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    He is not King Midge

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I am sure he was on their short list for a part.

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    He didn't want the role, doesn't want to become a typecast

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      lowercase-typecast

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I heard he got cast in the new upcoming saw movie as a desperate attempt to save the franchise

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    They should have reversed uno-ed and cast him a Snow White. Check and mate chuderinos.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Snow white fricking dies because no one could love a mindge

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Snow White is aborted because pre birth screenings were invented.

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I fondly remember the x-rated snow white must have been czech

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    midge

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      The rare Ewok Warwick. You’re welcome.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        how does he look so different when he was little considering he is still little?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Because their head and face grow at a normal rate. In his case so do his hands and feet, it’s just his torso and legs don’t grow.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Another question for the miniture expert... wouldn't midget astronauts save a shitload of money? Just build everything to their scale.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >one, really small step for technically man...

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hes a runt of a halfling, not a chad Dwarf

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Disney's actions undermined his business he fought so hard to build.

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    He doesn't have normal dwarfism

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      there is no such thing as normal dwarfism. He is not typically abnormal would be the correct word usage.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Normal dwarfs have the skulls. They're the dwarves people think of which makes them the baseline normal dwarves

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I am not sure you are correct about that. I guess I am off to see the Wizard for answers.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          there are no normal dwarves. We would not need the word, or rollercoaster rules if they were normal.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            There are different dwarf sub species. There is a normal baseline

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              and the other freaks just limbo under it? That is cheating.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                There are other species, you're grouping all non humans with dwarves

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                I only do that because there is room.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                You say dwarves like they’re a different species instead of just mutant poorly formed “human beings”.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                humans cannot be banished by tricking them into saying their own names backwards.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                You’re thinking of goblins or maybe trolls depending on the movie.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                those are just regional midgets. They are the same invasive species.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                They are a different species.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nope just broken chains of DNA that control your growth hormones.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                They're non humans anon. Don't apply your nonsense science to these things.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Dwarves are non humans broken down into three main sub species, the Ironheads like Dinklage, the Stoutmen like Warwick and the Micrognomes like Verne.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                What about she you banchod bloody bastard?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                that is a d'jin... just one that comes out of a smaller than normal lamp.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                She's a micrognome, further sub divided into poodrops

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Think it would fit?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                For sure, but keep a tight grip on her ankles or she will vanish up your ass.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

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              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                the Indians do not want to be redeemed. No flared base.

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    That other dwarf won’t let him. He’s monopolized the industry.

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was too small a role.

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    MIDF is here
    YWNBAH
    midge

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >gathers freaks for exploitation
    >Disney says normal size short men can be shrinkfreaks in 2023

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    If men can be women, then fully grown adults can be dwarves. Dems da rules.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      anyone who thinks that is an idiot. That is science.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not my science.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          your science is science fiction.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            My science is what matters. Yours is cruel and non inclusive

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