Why didn't they just jack in while they ate?

Why didn't they just jack in while they ate?

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    if psywave or whatever his name was tried to feed them in the chair they would choke on it

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The feeding tubes and life support systems only exist in the pods. When ex matrix'ers jack in all they're doing is getting their cerebral cortex back in the system.

      Also you CANNOT get fully plugged in back into the matrix pod style once you're freed. That is a lie and retcon the 4th movie made. The first movie mentions very explicitly it's not possible

      They don't need to jack in all the way, remember the kung fu upload scene?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I thought you were asking if they could ingest the protein of the meals they ate while inside the matrix.

        You just wanna know why they're not 'gaming and eating slop' at the same time, Cinemaphile style?! My god

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        so they would use the program to make it taste like whatever they wanted? or maybe it would be more like experiencing a memory of eating something else

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The feeding tubes and life support systems only exist in the pods. When ex matrix'ers jack in all they're doing is getting their cerebral cortex back in the system.

    Also you CANNOT get fully plugged in back into the matrix pod style once you're freed. That is a lie and retcon the 4th movie made. The first movie mentions very explicitly it's not possible

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >The first movie mentions very explicitly it's not possible
      t. Morpheus

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >The feeding tubes and life support systems only exist in the pods
      Neo is on a drip feed or fluid replenishment when he wakes up on the Nebuchadnezzar, which he takes out of his arm.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Anon, that's a basic IV that they put Neo on after he was immediately detached from the pod. That scene happens after was he ejected. You are a literal moronic dummy.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No reason you couldn't feed him like a regular comatose patient is today.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >The first movie mentions very explicitly it's not possible
      t. Morpheus

      Cypher betrayed them for a cushy life back inside the matrix. The machines CAN plug you back in.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Cypher
        Was killed inside the ship and literally had no way of ever being fully plugged back in. I'm a girl and even I understand that

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They can't give themselves any kind of reminder that inside the matrix is real or else they go too slow and get shot more often.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that's obviously bullshit, otherwise Mouse wouldn't be allowed to make the offer of a more personal meeting with the woman in the red dress

      https://i.imgur.com/h4UzJjf.jpg

      Why didn't they just jack in while they ate?

      Presumably, the real answer would be that it would require intubation, and that's a needless complication and risk. Might as well just eat your slop and then jack in afterwards and have the experience of hunger, then eating a delicious meal, and then satiety

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Agent Smith bothers to use a gun
      >doesn't just plant an aneurysm in your brain whenever he wants

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd rather jack off haha gottem whoo

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why didnt they just jack off while they ate?

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    big ass deal, it looks like corn in basedmilk

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >corn in breastmilk

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn't they just eat the bugs?

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >have ships that float in the air
    >can plug into computers
    >can't mine salt
    Are you telling me that even though Zion is a massive underground complex, they haven't found sodium and chlorine?

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn't they just download the One Ring into Mount Doom?

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why don't you just jack off while you eat?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Who said I don’t?

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    forget the slop
    wtf is that bended spoon supposed to be
    looks like some weird art piece

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >bended
      Bent.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      idk but I think it's impossible to google

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's a multitool with the spoon being the primary function.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Cipher gets proven right in the sequels

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    honestly i wouldnt mind eating this slop for breakfast if was high in protein and just tasted like tasty wheat.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    One of the most basic things you can do to up morale in a fricked situation is to get people a half-decent meal, and you're telling me Zion was giving people pure sludge? Don't even tell me I'm thinking too hard because of the main reasons Cypher betrayed them was because of food.

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