journalists are some of the stupidest people on earth and entertainment journalists are bottom rung. She is barely hiding her disdain for them throughout the whole process but shes doing a fantastic job. Shes my new personal hero.
It's a lora. Someone on civit recently released a suspiciously good dakota johnson lora to coincide with the release of the film, I can only imagine for exactly the thing I'm doing now.
Actually a really useful lora more generally. It must have been trained on a lot of full body shots so it can be used to create those even if you're not going to dj's face
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I need to train one someday, but Khoya never works out. Good bless your prompts.
I always assumed she was legit nude in the 50s Shades movies thus rending this irrelevant
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The point of AI is that you can dress her up and do things with her. Dakota Johnson in a baseball cap and a ripped white t-shirt. Dakota Johnson with pigtails. Dakota Johnson in a little black dress and little white panties.
All the things we'd want to do to Dakota Johnson after seeing her in the 50s Shades
Her entire shtick is wrapped up in throwing journo slop right back at them. Obviously they can’t see she’s taking the piss out of them. it’s poe’s law, essentially. The mocking becomes indistinguishable from that which it mocks. Some moronic shit for brain goyslop merchant will ask Dakota her top five favourite glorplesnorp chungus wholesome bleepleboop thanos moments and she returns with essentially “AH BLOO BLOO you fricking moron i don’t care” while laughing at them and theyre like woah…. so true, i love these iconic bleebertop hecking keanu doggo iconic moments too.
A lot of those journalists who take everything out of context and clickbait are pissed at her for attacking them and you can see some really nasty articles from THR and TMZ on her right now. It's interesting to see how it all plays out. A lot of twitter and the press hates her right now but you don't see any of her colleagues joining in--they only ever say good things.
I wish she'd go full scorched against entertainment journalists because 99% of them are entirely worthless.
When she said it was >such a silly thing"
to the journo who asked about the out of context line going viral, she was referring to thr journo, not the question.
>Some moronic shit for brain goyslop merchant will ask Dakota her top five favourite glorplesnorp chungus wholesome bleepleboop thanos moments and she returns with essentially “AH BLOO BLOO you fricking moron i don’t care” while laughing at them and theyre like woah…. so true, i love these iconic bleebertop hecking keanu doggo iconic moments too.
You sound like a Rick and Morty character.
I literally mentioned Poe’s Law in my post and you still confuse what i’m intentionally making fun of for my own way of speaking. This is what Dakota herself deals with every day kek.
Rick and Morty characters are pretty ironic too and they make fun of sci-fi techno-babble by speaking in that manner. By being ironic you only sound even more of a Rick and Morty character.
>Rick and Morty characters are pretty ironic
Are they though? Not really. People like my parents have never even heard of it because it is post death of TV. Its a cartoon that was popular on reddit for a while but was not that great and then its main creator got fired for being a tard.
It kills me a little more every day. Plus the added bonus of making Coldplay Chris Martin mad. He's been trying to put a baby in her for years now, imagine if she was waiting for you instead.
her grandmother starred in a film by alfred hitchwiener. Her parents were both super famous and your parents undoubtedly touched themselves to pictures of them. She starred in a BILLION DOLLAR trilogy in her twenties.
It’s so funny how one celeb that just starts giving normal human responses to slopjourno questions has started mindbreaking these people. >noooo wtf you were supposed to act like this was the funniest thing you’ve ever heard and give me le content!!!
Knowing how fricking bored the actresses are doing this shit with moronic journos who want “content” served on a silver platter. Put a miniscule amount of effort into fun amd/or charisma and suddenly you’ll seem a titan compared to the rest.
She was poking fun at the amount of limes the crew places in the houses for those tours. Although my favorite is still the one where they made the table for a group meal and then put one lemon on a plate and nothing else as if they were all going to share that one lemon.
Who?
They're stupid.
journalists are some of the stupidest people on earth and entertainment journalists are bottom rung. She is barely hiding her disdain for them throughout the whole process but shes doing a fantastic job. Shes my new personal hero.
Nepocumbawd who doesn't take her unearned job seriously.
>hngnggrrrrrr why are you messing with muh hecking marevlrinos reeeeeeeeeeee
As opposed to the nepoisraelitejournalist that absolutely earned their job?
Everyday I go back and forth between seeing Dakota as a beautiful woman or as Don Johnson in a wig.
Today it's Don.
pero que quieren los Dons del siglo XXI????
Journalists are subzero IQ morons.
Because she has the charisma of a door?
Her red carpet appearances are getting pretty risqué
wait, that's aislop isn't it?
So you cant tell?
point taken
No this is her at the opening of that thing she was in
That's not true Ellen.
I'm waiting for you, Ellen. On a couch in something vaguely resembling your tv set.
Is it Lora or Roop?
It's a lora. Someone on civit recently released a suspiciously good dakota johnson lora to coincide with the release of the film, I can only imagine for exactly the thing I'm doing now.
Actually a really useful lora more generally. It must have been trained on a lot of full body shots so it can be used to create those even if you're not going to dj's face
I need to train one someday, but Khoya never works out. Good bless your prompts.
The head is way too big to actually be her.
Because of the body prompt.
She has a kino voice
You'd think she was cold or something
I wanna suck her breasts
Her buffoonery is unsactioned.
>Is that you, John Wayne?
>Is this me?
What?
Dakota Johnson is busty with attitude
>you talking to me? (and my breasts)
>you talkin to me? (and my breasts)
>well there's no one else here ('cept my big breasts)
is this actually AI?Holy fricking shit,what a time to be a coomer
It is the dawning of a new age
That box on the bottom is masking a penis going into her vegana. You can make realistic pov porn of celebrities
Takes fricking forever to get right though
I always assumed she was legit nude in the 50s Shades movies thus rending this irrelevant
The point of AI is that you can dress her up and do things with her. Dakota Johnson in a baseball cap and a ripped white t-shirt. Dakota Johnson with pigtails. Dakota Johnson in a little black dress and little white panties.
All the things we'd want to do to Dakota Johnson after seeing her in the 50s Shades
All journalists should be publicly garroted
Her entire shtick is wrapped up in throwing journo slop right back at them. Obviously they can’t see she’s taking the piss out of them. it’s poe’s law, essentially. The mocking becomes indistinguishable from that which it mocks. Some moronic shit for brain goyslop merchant will ask Dakota her top five favourite glorplesnorp chungus wholesome bleepleboop thanos moments and she returns with essentially “AH BLOO BLOO you fricking moron i don’t care” while laughing at them and theyre like woah…. so true, i love these iconic bleebertop hecking keanu doggo iconic moments too.
But normies will just interpret it as negative once the journos really turn on her and it might destroy her career?
A lot of those journalists who take everything out of context and clickbait are pissed at her for attacking them and you can see some really nasty articles from THR and TMZ on her right now. It's interesting to see how it all plays out. A lot of twitter and the press hates her right now but you don't see any of her colleagues joining in--they only ever say good things.
I wish she'd go full scorched against entertainment journalists because 99% of them are entirely worthless.
When she said it was
>such a silly thing"
to the journo who asked about the out of context line going viral, she was referring to thr journo, not the question.
>Some moronic shit for brain goyslop merchant will ask Dakota her top five favourite glorplesnorp chungus wholesome bleepleboop thanos moments and she returns with essentially “AH BLOO BLOO you fricking moron i don’t care” while laughing at them and theyre like woah…. so true, i love these iconic bleebertop hecking keanu doggo iconic moments too.
You sound like a Rick and Morty character.
I literally mentioned Poe’s Law in my post and you still confuse what i’m intentionally making fun of for my own way of speaking. This is what Dakota herself deals with every day kek.
Rick and Morty characters are pretty ironic too and they make fun of sci-fi techno-babble by speaking in that manner. By being ironic you only sound even more of a Rick and Morty character.
>Rick and Morty characters are pretty ironic
Are they though? Not really. People like my parents have never even heard of it because it is post death of TV. Its a cartoon that was popular on reddit for a while but was not that great and then its main creator got fired for being a tard.
Please refund to me the time I spent reading this post.
>theyre like woah…. so true, i love these iconic bleebertop hecking keanu doggo iconic moments too.
Dude get a fricking grip.
why is everyone shitting on this comment I thought it as funny and on point
>tfw she will never look at you like this
It kills me a little more every day. Plus the added bonus of making Coldplay Chris Martin mad. He's been trying to put a baby in her for years now, imagine if she was waiting for you instead.
rude
We're joking and bantering too.
That's how it works, right?
You pretend to be a moron and we play along and pretend you really are a moron.
No one knew who the frick Dakota Johnson was until a week ago and even then she's still a literal who
She’s been Cinemaphile royalty for years (specifically that one webm) and she’s had a few hit films.
No she hasn't and you're a terrible Hollywood agent
50 Shades made a lot of money.
Wasn't that over a decade ago? She's a nobody
t. actual 14 year old who doesn't remember how big Fifty Shades of Grey was
her grandmother starred in a film by alfred hitchwiener. Her parents were both super famous and your parents undoubtedly touched themselves to pictures of them. She starred in a BILLION DOLLAR trilogy in her twenties.
wat? We liked her but she was never /ourgirl/ Maybe as contrariant reverse nepo?
You must surely be a newbie, we’ve been memeing that she saved Cinemaphile for years now
Suspiria remake was good.
Not as good as the original though 😉
She's nepokino.
With great preferential treatment there usually doesn't come any responsibility,
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It’s so funny how one celeb that just starts giving normal human responses to slopjourno questions has started mindbreaking these people.
>noooo wtf you were supposed to act like this was the funniest thing you’ve ever heard and give me le content!!!
post the rest
>8 minutes of her talking about her own shit before the interview
Weird Dakota Johnson damage control itt
Why did she do it, bros?
Why is Hammond acting so zesty? I cal almost hear the gay lisp.
>she needs BWC
oh is that he forward young man? What's his secret bros
Knowing how fricking bored the actresses are doing this shit with moronic journos who want “content” served on a silver platter. Put a miniscule amount of effort into fun amd/or charisma and suddenly you’ll seem a titan compared to the rest.
i was talking about the black interviewer, she's the one who needs a BWC, you dumb coomer bbc homosexual
her mouth belongs to BWC....beautiful
deranged
those african lips sucking european sperm, she'll create another mutt in her stomach
>her AD house tour
Why did she lie about the limes bros?
She was poking fun at the amount of limes the crew places in the houses for those tours. Although my favorite is still the one where they made the table for a group meal and then put one lemon on a plate and nothing else as if they were all going to share that one lemon.
because she’s not funny