Why do we love vampire films so much? The entire premise is just ridiculous.
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Why do we love vampire films so much? The entire premise is just ridiculous.
Why do we love vampire films so much? The entire premise is just ridiculous.
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Vampire movies combine the secret underground world (filled with hot bad girls) fantasy of spy and crime films with the power fantasy of fantasy and science fiction.
A lot of anime uses the same formula, with or without vampires.
Basically, imagine being a cool dude who is part of a big secret.
Why is that always that Imagine a vampiress in my mind she's always redhead?
Because you're a millennial.
sexooooo
The red lips really emphasize the oral nature of the vampire fantasy
I just like chicks who dress like this
>really SEALS in the flavor!
How does Kate Beckinsale smell after a day of filming? Pontificate the aroma
Like a used condom.
Realistically speaking, how long would you last against three vampires?
i'd probably cum almost immediately from a mixture of terror and arousal then i'd promise them i'd be good to go again in 5 minutes but fail to deliver
I don't need 5 minutes I can go four times without a break I'm invaluable so don't drink my blood please
Would hope they'd turn me honestly so we could be lovers for millenia.
>so we could be lovers for millenia
lmao you're going to be their footslave
Oh no?
oh Yes
It's kind of funny how the Vamps in this are all kind of punks. Like on paper you'd imagine 'oh the big name Vamps must put up a good fight" nope they just get killed in the first outing before anyone really knows what's going on.
depends, am i on top or bottom?
like, in a fight?
Love is a battlefield
why are vampire ladies so hot
That's a man
That's even better though?
danger
They want to suck your....blood.
if you have aids blood, do you give the girls aids too?
can vampires get aids?
According to Stephen King, yes
neat, that's an interesting way to kill vampires
>kill
No, they just infect their next victim with it
they aren't
I like vampires because I do not like werewolves
>Traci Lords
Vampires as cool, immortal goths always sells
So hot you're almost curious to see what her porn was like. Not that I would look it up.
>Why do we love vampire films so much?
vampires are good acrobats make the whole john woo cinema believable
Had a huge crush on her until I found out shes a total fricking NERD irl
don't you want to play board games with her?
No, I'm not a fricking nerd loser. Why is it so hard to find a 5'10 redhead half tradwife half vampire?
With her, yeah, but not if those other three creatures are present.
Had a huge crush on her because I found out shes a total fricking NERD irl
Daywalkerbros, why are familiarshills posting openly about their preferences?
she turned a lot of men into ephebophiles without their knowledge
I do not respect any claim that 16 is phebe. It is "normal but largely illegal"
Man, imagine surviving the blood rave just to become an LAPD detective and get killed by Walton Goggins with a hand grenade.