Why do we love vampire films so much? The entire premise is just ridiculous.

Why do we love vampire films so much? The entire premise is just ridiculous.

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Vampire movies combine the secret underground world (filled with hot bad girls) fantasy of spy and crime films with the power fantasy of fantasy and science fiction.
    A lot of anime uses the same formula, with or without vampires.
    Basically, imagine being a cool dude who is part of a big secret.

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is that always that Imagine a vampiress in my mind she's always redhead?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because you're a millennial.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        sexooooo

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        The red lips really emphasize the oral nature of the vampire fantasy

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just like chicks who dress like this

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >really SEALS in the flavor!

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        How does Kate Beckinsale smell after a day of filming? Pontificate the aroma

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Like a used condom.

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Realistically speaking, how long would you last against three vampires?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      i'd probably cum almost immediately from a mixture of terror and arousal then i'd promise them i'd be good to go again in 5 minutes but fail to deliver

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't need 5 minutes I can go four times without a break I'm invaluable so don't drink my blood please

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Would hope they'd turn me honestly so we could be lovers for millenia.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >so we could be lovers for millenia
        lmao you're going to be their footslave

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Oh no?

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            oh Yes

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Oh no?

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's kind of funny how the Vamps in this are all kind of punks. Like on paper you'd imagine 'oh the big name Vamps must put up a good fight" nope they just get killed in the first outing before anyone really knows what's going on.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      depends, am i on top or bottom?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      like, in a fight?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Love is a battlefield

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    why are vampire ladies so hot

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's a man

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's even better though?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      danger

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      They want to suck your....blood.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        if you have aids blood, do you give the girls aids too?
        can vampires get aids?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          According to Stephen King, yes

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            neat, that's an interesting way to kill vampires

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              >kill
              No, they just infect their next victim with it

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      they aren't

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like vampires because I do not like werewolves

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Traci Lords

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Vampires as cool, immortal goths always sells

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    So hot you're almost curious to see what her porn was like. Not that I would look it up.

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Why do we love vampire films so much?
    vampires are good acrobats make the whole john woo cinema believable

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Had a huge crush on her until I found out shes a total fricking NERD irl

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      don't you want to play board games with her?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, I'm not a fricking nerd loser. Why is it so hard to find a 5'10 redhead half tradwife half vampire?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        With her, yeah, but not if those other three creatures are present.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Had a huge crush on her because I found out shes a total fricking NERD irl

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Daywalkerbros, why are familiarshills posting openly about their preferences?

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    she turned a lot of men into ephebophiles without their knowledge

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I do not respect any claim that 16 is phebe. It is "normal but largely illegal"

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Man, imagine surviving the blood rave just to become an LAPD detective and get killed by Walton Goggins with a hand grenade.

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