They want the characters to be more "diverse", same reason they make Hermione a moron.
There are some cope reasons >He is Indian and Indians had snake whisperers that is why he can speak Parseltongue! >His name is Harry which sounds like the Indian name Haru (or something like it idk)!
Let's not forgot that even if his father was Indian he wouldn't be as dark as these fanarts would make you believe since he would be of mixed race.
TL;DR: It's all retarded tumbrl/twitter bullshit
Because they can related. They easily skate through life on their looks (magic) and then when they start to lose it they want to hold onto it through media (HP). It reminds them of how they used to have it, and they are also pretty damn good movies.
This explanation actually makes perfect sense on a freudian level kek
Especially considering the fact it's mostly white millenial women approaching middle age that are such huge HP buffs (my sister in her early 30's being a case in point for this)
Yup. Same with my sister and her friends. Liked it when they were little, and now REALLY like it and watch it once a year in October religiously. Pizza, wine, beer, tons of throw pillows and blankets and a HP marathon.
She broke the contour makeup rule. Never use too much contouring. Always brighten
t. not gay, pelagea taught me that guys. ...When I was watching her and jacking off because I like women.
I like her in 1, 2, and 3 the best. They kind of give up on her having big hair.
I just finished the first one, should I continue?
*it was very comfy
If you liked the first one then definitely, although they do kind of change over time. I like the last couple much less. Partially it's the content of the books and partially it's the studios chasing the success of twilight. They're much broodier teenage type stuff.
Women and failed men appreciate Harry Potter for two distinct reasons:
1. Its aesthetics are reminiscent of peak white culture (therefore peak world culture), in that it is a boarding school setting therefore the kids must either have wealthy parents, or, in this case, some unique disposition (magical abilities) which sets them apart from "le other [girls / proles / muggles). The setting itself is absolutely peak white culture, in a cold rural setting within an ancient castle, whose professor speak in RP accents etc. Consider that both Emma Watson and ~~*Daniel Radcliffe*~~ were both privately educated at similar IRL schools, and therefore fit their respective roles perfectly (with state-schooled Rupert fitting his role as the Oliver-esque poorfag). It's life on easymode essentially, with no worries about money throughout ones childhood or adolescent, and a guaranteed job at the end. Balls, gowns, ancient portraits, all make for the upper class environment girls love because it affords them a sense of superiority and distinction from their peers (plus a choice of equally upper class guys).
2. The fighting in Harry Potter is not done by hands or traditional weaponry, something very unique in fiction. Even Star Wars has lightsabers and laser guns, both advanced versions of swords and rifles (masculine). Instead Hermione can use her nerdiness to battle her enemies (using her academic knowledge and bookishness) and even if she is forced into combat, it isn't as if she has to adopt the nu-feminist idea that "gurls are just as strong as boys hehe!" as seen in many modern movies where some "badass" dyke karate kills ten guys twice her size. Instead she can muster all her repressed energy (which is abundant in nerdy girls) and use it to create a force which shoots from her wand (which satisfies her penis envy) to overwhelm the inner force of her enemies.
Women and men both have juvenile tendencies. Men watch comic book movies like it's cinematic art and play video games from their childhood and women love stories about being a kid.
Almost all Harry Potter fans had miserable childhoods and used the books as escapism. Harry Potter and Disney Princesses are to women what Star Wars and Pokémon are to men.
Easy to understand, childrens books, written by someone without any type of schooling or degrees, a welfare queen, who was on state assistance in the UK when she wrote the first Harry Potter, he said indignantly as he walked across the room to stretch his legs a bit.
Well obviously nonsense Hollywood ~~*adaptations*~~ of children's books don't have the same cinematographic value as The Passion of Joan of Arc and Citizen Kane, Harry Potter is a book series first and foremost.
It has >pointless teen drama/romance >simplified fantastical magic that just works >glorified horoscope factions >british posh
And to top it all off is that all of them are essentially mystery stories which girls fucking adore
Personally I thought it was good until the end of the 5th book. At least in book 5 Harry's still going to class and worrying about girls and quidditch and stuff. Book 6 is where it becomes really linear and narrow and Voldemort-focused.
It's very narrowly focused and rushed through. The story is centred around Harry's good vs evil experiences with Dumbledore. The romance/drama is Ron/Hermione-focused and doesn't really feel like it belongs anymore, since the story's gone from slice of life to narrative action. I can't remember any classes at all except for the ones relevant to the Half-Blood Prince Potions storyline.
Dumbledore was meant to be molesting Harry in all books. That is why Dumbledore came out as gay, in the last books, Rowling even admitted it on social media at the time when she was writing it. That "special friend" Dumbledore had in the flashbacks when he was younger that died, that was dumbledores lover. Then there was the famous tweet by Rowling about all the gaytry that happens in the dorms, that circle jerks happen often.
You spouted a bunch of shit and the meme has not become funny yet
I'm too old to venture to that board. go suck off dumbledick. he's a gay and you harry fags all know it
>he's a gay
Yes, what does this have to do with anything?
1 year ago
Anonymous
I think the meme is that if you are gay you are a molester, I'm just guessing though.
1 year ago
Anonymous
>>he's a gay >Yes, what does this have to do with anything?
he uses his special wizard powers to fuck boys, namely harry.
1 year ago
Anonymous
Unfunny meme, I would send you back to Cinemaphile but even them have better Harry Potter memes than you
1 year ago
Anonymous
okay janny. mop it up you stupid cunt. harry's a fag and he gets bummed by wizard grandad. deal with it
1 year ago
Anonymous
Yup, Cinemaphile does have better jokes, /misc/ is really lacking in this department...
1 year ago
Anonymous
sounds like you belong there
1 year ago
Anonymous
And sounds like you belong on
[...]
1 year ago
Anonymous
say what?
1 year ago
Anonymous
Cinemaphile Harry Potter memes are literally just complaining about trannies in Hogwarts Legacy prediction threads. There's only been one Harry Potter game in forever and it's a phone game.
1 year ago
Anonymous
Does Hogwarts Legacy look good?
1 year ago
Anonymous
It looks good if you like morons, DLC, and no multiplayer.
1 year ago
Anonymous
>morons
No >DLC
Sometimes >no multiplayer
Based
1 year ago
Anonymous
>DLC >Sometimes
There's Day 1 "Dark Arts Package" DLC, and the game is full-priced.
>no multiplayer >Based
I hope you also like open world, but the world is just Hogwarts (and Hogsmeade). There's no Quidditch either. There are animal pets though.
1 year ago
Anonymous
>There's Day 1 "Dark Arts Package" DLC, and the game is full-priced.
That's fucking gay then >open world, but the world is just Hogwarts (and Hogsmeade).
That's based >There's no Quidditch either.
Whatever >There are animal pets though.
Whatever
Thank you for the information.
1 year ago
Anonymous
I found the memes of Dumbledore screaming nonsense loudly to be funny...
1 year ago
Anonymous
That's a /misc/ meme you tourist
1 year ago
Anonymous
Then why do I rarely see it posted in HP threads here but every single HP thread there without fail there are so many of them that are posted?
1 year ago
Anonymous
https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/35845114/#35845114
Goes back to at least 2013 on /misc/. On Cinemaphile I couldn't find it before a few years ago.
1 year ago
Anonymous
Strange, because some days ago there was a HP thread there with dozens of greentexts of it.
Meanwhile I keep clicking on HP threads here and find absolutely shit nothing.
1 year ago
Anonymous
because /misc/ is gay as shit now someone ITT posted the Quentin image but didn't even include the "No!" pasta
just no respect for tradition
1 year ago
Anonymous
>>he's a gay >Yes, what does this have to do with anything?
Stop being pendantic.
same thing, all gays are child molesters.
1 year ago
Anonymous
If you just wanted to be homophobic you could have just said so from the start, would have saved us a lot of time
Dumbledore was meant to be molesting Harry in all books. That is why Dumbledore came out as gay, in the last books, Rowling even admitted it on social media at the time when she was writing it. That "special friend" Dumbledore had in the flashbacks when he was younger that died, that was dumbledores lover. Then there was the famous tweet by Rowling about all the gaytry that happens in the dorms, that circle jerks happen often.
>show girlfriend harry potter because she's never seen it >Hermione is on screen in uniform >mention school uniforms are sexy >asks me how because they're fairly modest >talk about how thigh high socks with skirts are extremely sexy >she says 'that little girl is wearing knee highs' >mfw we were watching philosopher's stone
Recently rewatched these and was shocked by how average Emma Watson looks. I seem to remember spilling a few bathtubs of spunkum to her back in the day, I'm not sure what I was thinking.
The films? Only 1 and 2 are good. 3 is interesting because Cuaron is directing but it ruins the aesthetic going forward. 4 and 5 are nonsensical. 6 is literally black and white.
>be me >12 wat is this >get raped by hagrid >full of his magic spunk >turns out it turns me into a girl tho >take my magic pussi to malfoy >turns out he's gay for dumbledore too >anyway, go and makeout with some chickc hermionie >fuckin lesbo >spell wears off >fanny drops out and reveals me dick >kill myself in the woods of horror
I'm a ghost now and morons don't fuck with me
To the degree that women like Harry Potter more than other similar properties its likely down these factors:
a)Reflects enough of real life in its scenario that it appeals to the noted greater preoccupation women have with the mundane and interpersonal. It's a school, and much of the plot is to do with relatively trivial or abstract interpersonal drama, punctuated by pleasant activities and events, made more engaging by the fantasy dimension but still appealing to a genuine interest in everyday life and normal social experience.
b)Just general aesthetics and atmosphere. The same reason women will subscribe to dozens of instagram pages for particular aesthetics, whether its types of interior design, clothes, architecture. They like places and things, and Harry Potter caters to a number of the most popular vibes. The architecture and interiors throughout the series covers like every major pre WW1 style. It's not just the stately grandeur of much of Hogwarts, it also nails warm, smaller scale, "cozy" domesticity in places like the Weasley home or Hagrid's cabin.
The genuinely dramatic parts of Harry Potter, the outright adventure, they may like, but it's not what generally creates this particular attraction and fetishisation of the series
A better question is why do tumblr artists insist that harry is actually a paki?
They want the characters to be more "diverse", same reason they make Hermione a moron.
There are some cope reasons
>He is Indian and Indians had snake whisperers that is why he can speak Parseltongue!
>His name is Harry which sounds like the Indian name Haru (or something like it idk)!
Let's not forgot that even if his father was Indian he wouldn't be as dark as these fanarts would make you believe since he would be of mixed race.
TL;DR: It's all retarded tumbrl/twitter bullshit
I really liked the flying car scene as a kid.
Because they can related. They easily skate through life on their looks (magic) and then when they start to lose it they want to hold onto it through media (HP). It reminds them of how they used to have it, and they are also pretty damn good movies.
This explanation actually makes perfect sense on a freudian level kek
Especially considering the fact it's mostly white millenial women approaching middle age that are such huge HP buffs (my sister in her early 30's being a case in point for this)
Yup. Same with my sister and her friends. Liked it when they were little, and now REALLY like it and watch it once a year in October religiously. Pizza, wine, beer, tons of throw pillows and blankets and a HP marathon.
Hard to believe the first movie was the only good one.
The only good one is the third one.
The 4th isn't terrible either, but the third is by far the best.
that's the worst one
3 has aged the worst
Emma Watson has aged the worst
She broke the contour makeup rule. Never use too much contouring. Always brighten
t. not gay, pelagea taught me that guys. ...When I was watching her and jacking off because I like women.
gay
No she hasn't.
it has the best Emma
I like her in 1, 2, and 3 the best. They kind of give up on her having big hair.
If you liked the first one then definitely, although they do kind of change over time. I like the last couple much less. Partially it's the content of the books and partially it's the studios chasing the success of twilight. They're much broodier teenage type stuff.
for me it's Hermione with the cat head
for me it's year 1 and 2 hermione
Because everyone likes it except trannies
Stupidity
Women and failed men appreciate Harry Potter for two distinct reasons:
1. Its aesthetics are reminiscent of peak white culture (therefore peak world culture), in that it is a boarding school setting therefore the kids must either have wealthy parents, or, in this case, some unique disposition (magical abilities) which sets them apart from "le other [girls / proles / muggles). The setting itself is absolutely peak white culture, in a cold rural setting within an ancient castle, whose professor speak in RP accents etc. Consider that both Emma Watson and ~~*Daniel Radcliffe*~~ were both privately educated at similar IRL schools, and therefore fit their respective roles perfectly (with state-schooled Rupert fitting his role as the Oliver-esque poorfag). It's life on easymode essentially, with no worries about money throughout ones childhood or adolescent, and a guaranteed job at the end. Balls, gowns, ancient portraits, all make for the upper class environment girls love because it affords them a sense of superiority and distinction from their peers (plus a choice of equally upper class guys).
2. The fighting in Harry Potter is not done by hands or traditional weaponry, something very unique in fiction. Even Star Wars has lightsabers and laser guns, both advanced versions of swords and rifles (masculine). Instead Hermione can use her nerdiness to battle her enemies (using her academic knowledge and bookishness) and even if she is forced into combat, it isn't as if she has to adopt the nu-feminist idea that "gurls are just as strong as boys hehe!" as seen in many modern movies where some "badass" dyke karate kills ten guys twice her size. Instead she can muster all her repressed energy (which is abundant in nerdy girls) and use it to create a force which shoots from her wand (which satisfies her penis envy) to overwhelm the inner force of her enemies.
It's the ideal low IQ female-friendly story.
I've never seen any Harry Potter or plan to see it ever but I liked what you said.
Women and men both have juvenile tendencies. Men watch comic book movies like it's cinematic art and play video games from their childhood and women love stories about being a kid.
>women love stories about being a kid.
Almost all Harry Potter fans had miserable childhoods and used the books as escapism. Harry Potter and Disney Princesses are to women what Star Wars and Pokémon are to men.
Because of the books and the first two films, which are all excellent and full of adolescent angst and coming of age character development.
harry potter is better than lord of the rings.
Deal with it.
Easy to understand, childrens books, written by someone without any type of schooling or degrees, a welfare queen, who was on state assistance in the UK when she wrote the first Harry Potter, he said indignantly as he walked across the room to stretch his legs a bit.
They're pretty stupid.
>why do dog brains like dog brain media
Well obviously nonsense Hollywood ~~*adaptations*~~ of children's books don't have the same cinematographic value as The Passion of Joan of Arc and Citizen Kane, Harry Potter is a book series first and foremost.
Come on at least post the pasta
>avatar
Because they have shit taste. Duh.
It has
>pointless teen drama/romance
>simplified fantastical magic that just works
>glorified horoscope factions
>british posh
And to top it all off is that all of them are essentially mystery stories which girls fucking adore
I'm starting to come around to the franchise. Urban fantasy is a superior setting compared to regular fantasy.
>urban fantasy
have you only seen the last few films and never read the books or something? even then it seems a stretch
to me it is even if it's not front and center most of the time
It's good until voldemort gets resurrected in the goblet of fire. From then on it turns in to cliche teen fantasy.
Personally I thought it was good until the end of the 5th book. At least in book 5 Harry's still going to class and worrying about girls and quidditch and stuff. Book 6 is where it becomes really linear and narrow and Voldemort-focused.
...
... Book 6 is the one most filled with teenage romance and drama
It's very narrowly focused and rushed through. The story is centred around Harry's good vs evil experiences with Dumbledore. The romance/drama is Ron/Hermione-focused and doesn't really feel like it belongs anymore, since the story's gone from slice of life to narrative action. I can't remember any classes at all except for the ones relevant to the Half-Blood Prince Potions storyline.
harry gets molested by dumbledore in all the books, stop being pretentious
Why are you being prejudice?
Unfunny meme
Dumbledore was meant to be molesting Harry in all books. That is why Dumbledore came out as gay, in the last books, Rowling even admitted it on social media at the time when she was writing it. That "special friend" Dumbledore had in the flashbacks when he was younger that died, that was dumbledores lover. Then there was the famous tweet by Rowling about all the gaytry that happens in the dorms, that circle jerks happen often.
You spouted a bunch of shit and the meme has not become funny yet
>he's a gay
Yes, what does this have to do with anything?
I think the meme is that if you are gay you are a molester, I'm just guessing though.
>>he's a gay
>Yes, what does this have to do with anything?
he uses his special wizard powers to fuck boys, namely harry.
Unfunny meme, I would send you back to Cinemaphile but even them have better Harry Potter memes than you
okay janny. mop it up you stupid cunt. harry's a fag and he gets bummed by wizard grandad. deal with it
Yup, Cinemaphile does have better jokes, /misc/ is really lacking in this department...
sounds like you belong there
And sounds like you belong on
say what?
Cinemaphile Harry Potter memes are literally just complaining about trannies in Hogwarts Legacy prediction threads. There's only been one Harry Potter game in forever and it's a phone game.
Does Hogwarts Legacy look good?
It looks good if you like morons, DLC, and no multiplayer.
>morons
No
>DLC
Sometimes
>no multiplayer
Based
>DLC
>Sometimes
There's Day 1 "Dark Arts Package" DLC, and the game is full-priced.
>no multiplayer
>Based
I hope you also like open world, but the world is just Hogwarts (and Hogsmeade). There's no Quidditch either. There are animal pets though.
>There's Day 1 "Dark Arts Package" DLC, and the game is full-priced.
That's fucking gay then
>open world, but the world is just Hogwarts (and Hogsmeade).
That's based
>There's no Quidditch either.
Whatever
>There are animal pets though.
Whatever
Thank you for the information.
I found the memes of Dumbledore screaming nonsense loudly to be funny...
That's a /misc/ meme you tourist
Then why do I rarely see it posted in HP threads here but every single HP thread there without fail there are so many of them that are posted?
https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/35845114/#35845114
Goes back to at least 2013 on /misc/. On Cinemaphile I couldn't find it before a few years ago.
Strange, because some days ago there was a HP thread there with dozens of greentexts of it.
Meanwhile I keep clicking on HP threads here and find absolutely shit nothing.
because /misc/ is gay as shit now someone ITT posted the Quentin image but didn't even include the "No!" pasta
just no respect for tradition
>>he's a gay
>Yes, what does this have to do with anything?
Stop being pendantic.
same thing, all gays are child molesters.
If you just wanted to be homophobic you could have just said so from the start, would have saved us a lot of time
it´s true
because harry gets bummed by dumbledore. women love gay shit
>show girlfriend harry potter because she's never seen it
>Hermione is on screen in uniform
>mention school uniforms are sexy
>asks me how because they're fairly modest
>talk about how thigh high socks with skirts are extremely sexy
>she says 'that little girl is wearing knee highs'
>mfw we were watching philosopher's stone
just tell her you like fucking kids
it's not prejudice you spastic, dumbledore's a homo and he fucks harry if you read between the lines
>t. dumbledore
>>>Cinemaphile
I'm too old to venture to that board. go suck off dumbledick. he's a gay and you harry fags all know it
She's 5'2" and 100 pounds. She knows, it's just something we don't mention out loud.
>>talk about how thigh high socks with skirts are extremely sexy
>>she says 'that little girl is wearing knee highs'
Fucking kek
girls that like fucking kids are hot
Recently rewatched these and was shocked by how average Emma Watson looks. I seem to remember spilling a few bathtubs of spunkum to her back in the day, I'm not sure what I was thinking.
Because it's a series for children and women never develop past that.
I just finished the first one, should I continue?
*it was very comfy
Definitely, have fun!
it made me uncomfortable when hagrid demanded harry have a prostate exam
The films? Only 1 and 2 are good. 3 is interesting because Cuaron is directing but it ruins the aesthetic going forward. 4 and 5 are nonsensical. 6 is literally black and white.
>be me
>12 wat is this
>get raped by hagrid
>full of his magic spunk
>turns out it turns me into a girl tho
>take my magic pussi to malfoy
>turns out he's gay for dumbledore too
>anyway, go and makeout with some chickc hermionie
>fuckin lesbo
>spell wears off
>fanny drops out and reveals me dick
>kill myself in the woods of horror
I'm a ghost now and morons don't fuck with me
To the degree that women like Harry Potter more than other similar properties its likely down these factors:
a)Reflects enough of real life in its scenario that it appeals to the noted greater preoccupation women have with the mundane and interpersonal. It's a school, and much of the plot is to do with relatively trivial or abstract interpersonal drama, punctuated by pleasant activities and events, made more engaging by the fantasy dimension but still appealing to a genuine interest in everyday life and normal social experience.
b)Just general aesthetics and atmosphere. The same reason women will subscribe to dozens of instagram pages for particular aesthetics, whether its types of interior design, clothes, architecture. They like places and things, and Harry Potter caters to a number of the most popular vibes. The architecture and interiors throughout the series covers like every major pre WW1 style. It's not just the stately grandeur of much of Hogwarts, it also nails warm, smaller scale, "cozy" domesticity in places like the Weasley home or Hagrid's cabin.
The genuinely dramatic parts of Harry Potter, the outright adventure, they may like, but it's not what generally creates this particular attraction and fetishisation of the series