Why does Gaspar Noe make such kino films?

Why does Gaspar Noe make such kino films?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    his latest one, Vortex, might have been his best yet, i was floored
    it also mogs that mediocrity of Haneke (Amour) so hard

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Early Haneke is based. Noe's I Stand Alone and Haneke's doomer trilogy are some of the most depressing movies ever made. I respect that.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        his early stuff is indeed good, but he also has very middling outings, and Amour might be his worst one (i even liked Happy End more), no idea why he attempted to be sentimental, it didn't work out
        Noe on the other hand portrayed the same subject matter magnificently.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          They're both hit an miss. But all "Auteur" directors are. They have the balls to take chances. Sometimes that results in utter failure. For instance, I hate Noe's Love. I literally can't watch it I detest it so much.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Gaspar Noe's movies suck

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Enter the Void is the only film of his that's blown me away. Irreversible wasn't particularly interesting. Climax was intense and visually appealing, but nothing special. Vortex was good but way too depressing to watch again. Love was boring. Lux Aeterna was hot garbage. Haven't seen I Stand Alone.

    Depending on the day, Enter the Void might make my top 10.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      ISA is his worst easily, Irreversible is his most coherent

      Climax is his most fun though, Enter the Void had potential but that whole love hotel stretch is snoozefest af - definition of a mixed bag

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I Stand Alone is great. Lux Aerterna is his only bad one.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >that whole love hotel stretch is snoozefest
        I really hate it when people say what about to say, but: you really need to watch it on mushrooms or acid. It opens it up.

        >I viewed it as Noe sorta making purposeful self parody
        I thought the same thing, but I didn't find it particularly funny.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >you really need to watch it on mushrooms or acid. It opens it up.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I know, I know. But it's true.

            I saw it without psychedelics and loved it, but seeing it again on acid was mind-blowing.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              That might be the difference between us, then. You already liked it, but for someone like me who found it pointless drawn out autofellatio I don't think enjoying it on a given substance would make me view it in any higher regard.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You never know.

                I'm not usually one to recommend drugs, but I think everyone should do acid or mushrooms at least once, except for people who might be predisposed to schizophrenia or any mental illness that causes mania.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You're at least genuine, so if it does indeed end up happening, I'll think of you.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous
        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I watched it on acid and I thought that scene was drawn out and pointless, the whole thing is generic neohippy self-masturbatory trash.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Neohippy? Are you referring to the dialogue about The Tibetan Book of the Dead? If so, that stuff predates hippies by about 700 years.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I thought Lux Aeterna was good, but also it is not a feature film really. I viewed it as Noe sorta making purposeful self parody, thought it was funny.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Irreversible is the one I liked

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >kino
    Oh this means trash? Because that "movie" is disgusting trash

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The movies are too le problematic and yikes for you? Go cry on plebbit you massive homosexual

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >I Stand Alone
    10/10
    >Irreversible
    Normal version is 8/10
    Straight Cut is 9/10. I know it ruins the reversed gimmick and sort of ruins the story, but it's more re-watchable. Normal version is better for a first time watch, straight cut is better on re-watches.
    >Enter the Void
    8/10. The first time I watched it I hated it, but I enjoyed it more when I re-watched it.
    >Love
    7/10 unironically
    >Climax
    8/10
    >Vortex
    8/10, depressing kino
    >Lux Aeterna
    4/10, his worst yet.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >>I Stand Alone
      >10/10
      Did we watch the same movie? It's just an angry old guy thinking to himself and walking around before ending with a YOU HAVE 30 SECONDS TO LEAVE before it was all... le dream

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >It's just an angry old guy thinking to himself and walking around
        Yeah that's why it was kino

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I'm already living that though

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Love is a good one
    I fapped to that one a lot

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Are any of his short films kino?

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i aint a gay or nuthin but i love the opening dance in climax

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The dance introducing each character turning into them laying there with sangria stains to the mid credits was unfiltered kino

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Most of the dialogue was improvised by the cast. Gaspar Noé stated that, as he didn't understand English very much, he needed someone to tell him if what the cast was saying sounded good or not.

    kek

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >you really need to watch it on mushrooms or acid. It opens it up.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Is that (You)? Lmao

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Fedora-tippers don't strike me as the kind of people who do psychedelics.

        More like the type to samegay

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Anyone who makes fun of my shitty wojak-posting autism is le samegay
          Schizo

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Fedora-tippers don't strike me as the kind of people who do psychedelics.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >shitty wojak-posting autism

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Wow, so le heckin' epic xister! Those wojaks are so heckin' based and wholesome 100 4chinz culture! Have my upvote, kind stranger

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >noooo stop posting about drugs in my safe space

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Post whatever you want, just expect to be called out for cringe.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >cringe

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >look mom, I referenced reddit again!

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Well you posted wojaks (a reddit meme), so what did you expect?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Do 5 grams of mushrooms and report back.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >wojaks (a reddit meme)

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, wojak is a reddit meme
      >Look mom, I posted my heckin' wojak again!

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >thing I don't like
        >reddit
        Classic

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Posting a le quirky wojak doesn't prove anything
          >Heh, look mom, I posted a wojak again! See, I win the argument and I'm le based now! Look how unique I am, I posted my heckin' based wojak meme!
          It's reddit as frick.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Coming from you I don't know why you think I'd take a "reddit" prescription seriously

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              You still aren't denying wojak is moronic. Shitting up a thread with wojaks is annoying homosexualry. Couldn't you just call the anon a homosexual and move on? Nope, you have to spam the thread with wojaks instead.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Honestly anon, at this point you're more of a homosexual than he is

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Wojak posters are the biggest homosexuals of them all

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Wojak posters are the biggest homosexuals of them all

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's true, your homosexual cartoons will not change that

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        If I've shat up the thread with so-called homosexual cartoons already then why continue to respond? Reddit is that way.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Because we were having a moronic discussion about said homosexual cartoons

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone care to actually discuss the topic of of the thread?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      So far I've concluded that Noe is only good when you fry your brain with substances

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Only one guy said that though

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          And a bunch of npcs parroting his homosexualry

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Therefore, that doesn't prove his point. A homosexual and a few NPCs saying something doesn't make it true.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Well you got that right

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, so that would mean Noe's films can be good without frying your brain with substances, which is true.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You're both wrong, they're all self-indulgent edgelord trash

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I really like the way he films his stuff and his taste in music, but the actual movies as a whole are almost poisonous to the soul.
                They're very hopeless and nihilistic. I used to eat that shit up as a teen, but nowadays I'm not sure what you get from media like this. Tried rewatching I Stand Alone a while back and I couldn't finish it.

                >They are edgy therefore bad
                moronation

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Didn't say they were bad. I just don't understand the appeal.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I really like the way he films his stuff and his taste in music, but the actual movies as a whole are almost poisonous to the soul.
    They're very hopeless and nihilistic. I used to eat that shit up as a teen, but nowadays I'm not sure what you get from media like this. Tried rewatching I Stand Alone a while back and I couldn't finish it.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >does more to expose degenerate trash than all chuds combined
    Say something nice about this based man

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