Why does he ride a motorcycle in most of his movies?

Why does he ride a motorcycle in most of his movies?

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because of the israeli takeover of Ukraine.

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Seriously though, why?

    They can afford Teslas.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nice digits.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >comparing "driving" a dishwasher to riding a goddamn rocket
      keklmao

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cause motorcycles are for gays. And we all know he's one.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      This, see pic related

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        What happened to his career? He was in everything not that long ago, even did capeshit.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Did a motorcycle steal your high school crush and take her to prom or something?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        lol. homosexual got triggered.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous
          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            there is always a few cagers in those threads; they usually bait people by saying "they run over motorcyles all the time"
            it's peak npc behaviour, move on

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >cagers
              I don't know which board it was I fell into one time, Black folk in there spend their time screeching about muh cagers. If you come from there, you need to go back.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                t. cagie

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Single mother raised detected.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        gays and fragile

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ok, yes, I admit it

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Projecting

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's true, they love the vibrations in their boypussy, something similar goes for horse riders

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    How is Keanu Reeve's bike company doing?

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me, its Indian.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      isn't that position uncomfortable as frick?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        if you're comfortable riding a bike you're doing it wrong

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          moronic. That only makes sense when you're a motoGP pilot

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Nice digits

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The problem with cagies is that they've simply never cracked the throttle of a rumbling vtwin on the open road.

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    any motorcycle with low handlebars where you have to lean over and crush your balls while riding is trash

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    motorcycles are fun.
    unfortunately if you're already an ugly incel they will not get you laid. don't fall for it.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      False. The only way to join a motorcycle club is to get sexed up by the fat, hairy guy running it. So you're 100% guaranteed to lose your virginity.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >t. that one weird guy at the party who keeps interrupting conversations by comparing everything to gay sex

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          nah back when i got my motorcycle license i ate at a waffle house with my instructor's goldwing club, you could tell one or two of them were interested in my boy hole.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >party full of grown, hairy men in leather calling each other "brother" isn't gay
          just calling it the way I see it

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because he had gay sex with lesbian's on them in Top Gun.

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >gay projection skitzo woke up

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hipsters, boomers with hair plugs on Harleys and low iq latinas popping wheelies and loudly revving on fireblades give motorcycles a bad name
    Most motorcyclists I’ve met are laid back well adjusted effortless chad types.
    See sadhguru, Steve McQueen, long way round, motorcycle diaries, itchy boots yt channel. I don’t own a bike but these people make me want to get one.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >itchy boots

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >mid 30s
        >life partner
        red flag

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          i used the phrase "significant other" around my coworkers and they called me a gay

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            As they should, gay.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous
          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            gay

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think motorcycles are cool but crashing on one seems too dangerous to me, no thanks

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    TomC

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    motorcycles are cool. simple as

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      In cinema, it's called the rule of cool.

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