Why does he ride a motorcycle in most of his movies?

Why does he ride a motorcycle in most of his movies?

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because of the israeli takeover of Ukraine.

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Seriously though, why?

    They can afford Teslas.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nice digits.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >comparing "driving" a dishwasher to riding a goddamn rocket
      keklmao

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cause motorcycles are for gays. And we all know he's one.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      This, see pic related

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        What happened to his career? He was in everything not that long ago, even did capeshit.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Did a motorcycle steal your high school crush and take her to prom or something?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        lol. homosexual got triggered.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous
          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            there is always a few cagers in those threads; they usually bait people by saying "they run over motorcyles all the time"
            it's peak npc behaviour, move on

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >cagers
              I don't know which board it was I fell into one time, Black folk in there spend their time screeching about muh cagers. If you come from there, you need to go back.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                t. cagie

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Single mother raised detected.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        gays and fragile

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ok, yes, I admit it

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Projecting

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's true, they love the vibrations in their boypussy, something similar goes for horse riders

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    How is Keanu Reeve's bike company doing?

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me, its Indian.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      isn't that position uncomfortable as frick?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        if you're comfortable riding a bike you're doing it wrong

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          moronic. That only makes sense when you're a motoGP pilot

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Nice digits

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The problem with cagies is that they've simply never cracked the throttle of a rumbling vtwin on the open road.

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    any motorcycle with low handlebars where you have to lean over and crush your balls while riding is trash

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    motorcycles are fun.
    unfortunately if you're already an ugly incel they will not get you laid. don't fall for it.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      False. The only way to join a motorcycle club is to get sexed up by the fat, hairy guy running it. So you're 100% guaranteed to lose your virginity.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >t. that one weird guy at the party who keeps interrupting conversations by comparing everything to gay sex

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          nah back when i got my motorcycle license i ate at a waffle house with my instructor's goldwing club, you could tell one or two of them were interested in my boy hole.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >party full of grown, hairy men in leather calling each other "brother" isn't gay
          just calling it the way I see it

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because he had gay sex with lesbian's on them in Top Gun.

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >gay projection skitzo woke up

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hipsters, boomers with hair plugs on Harleys and low iq latinas popping wheelies and loudly revving on fireblades give motorcycles a bad name
    Most motorcyclists I’ve met are laid back well adjusted effortless chad types.
    See sadhguru, Steve McQueen, long way round, motorcycle diaries, itchy boots yt channel. I don’t own a bike but these people make me want to get one.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >itchy boots

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >mid 30s
        >life partner
        red flag

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          i used the phrase "significant other" around my coworkers and they called me a gay

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            As they should, gay.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous
          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            gay

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think motorcycles are cool but crashing on one seems too dangerous to me, no thanks

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    TomC

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    motorcycles are cool. simple as

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      In cinema, it's called the rule of cool.

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