why does he startle so easy?

why does he startle so easy?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >gets startled even by the smallest thing
    literally me

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Startled like a real human bean

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      And a real hero

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    One of us

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He was severely bullied when he was young.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm sure he was

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >back then he got the dicky as well
        I don't really care about Hollywood and actors that much but this guy seems pretty cool

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He's even smug when he dances. What's his fricking problem?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          He gets dicky and we don't.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Holy shit.. someone who can match Master Duane.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He didn't expect the electrical interfetterance

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    God bless this man

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    is that Barack Obama?

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That wasn't even a startled reaction, he just went wide eyed because she was high pitched screaming for way too long. Are you autistic?

    • 2 years ago
      OP

      >Are you autistic?
      Yes.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    he's just like me

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly one of the few hollywood stars which seems like they'd be totally normal in real life and not crazy, needy for attention, woke mob or anything.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I wish him, Henry Cavill and Robert Pattinson could all get together and make a podcast where they talk about nerdy things to their hearts contempt. It would be like me hanging out with friends who are just like me.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I dont think the goose is a nerd m8

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        None of them are nerds. losers self insert themselves into them because they're handsome and the only thing humans care about is money and beauty. even losers who know what it's like to suffer don't learn. they only care about beauty and money too

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Cavill is definitely a nerd

          he's absolutely autistic, he gained 100 lbs and showed up on set to shoot without telling Peter Jackson and got fired

          right but he's not a nerd. he doesn't have a nerdy hobby.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No he most definitely is and just like me I bet he also has Asperger's syndrome, ADHD and struggles with depression.

        If I were to guess I would also say his mbti type is INTJ

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >mbti
          It's made up nonsense and used to be a meme. It's like bloodtype horoscope level dumb.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >It's like bloodtype horoscope level dumb.
            the CIA uses MBTI.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Well, shit, then. I guess I'll have to listen to the people that think white supremacy and Donald Trump are the biggest threats to democracy. You've convinced me.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Hes the most ISFP you MBTIlet, read Jung you illiterate

            Imagine falling for the bait. The post is a parody on losers projecting all their qualities on him even though he was always handsome and charismatic raised a child actor theater kid

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >bloodtype horoscope
              I wasn't commenting on Goose.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            thats such a 2008 image

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Hes the most ISFP you MBTIlet, read Jung you illiterate

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >HE IS JUST LIKE ME!!!
          >LOOK HERE'S MY HOROSCOPE TO PROVE IT!!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        he's absolutely autistic, he gained 100 lbs and showed up on set to shoot without telling Peter Jackson and got fired

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Assburgers

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    look at him, he's obviously neurodivergent

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Anon if you don’t pick up cool rocks I think you’re the divergent one

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      looks like forsen

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    imagine throwing away your genes like this

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >eva mendes
      bros.... it's just not fair....

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      eva - 48
      ryan - 41

      that's what you get for impregnating a nearly barren old hag

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      dios mio

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn’t say he was startled here it was more like a “jesus christ” bug eyeing. I bet that stupid scream was a lot fricking louder in person too

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    As a child, he watched Dick Tracy and was inspired to become an actor. He "hated" being a child, was bullied in elementary school, and had no friends until he was "14 or 15". In grade one, having been heavily influenced by the action film First Blood, he took steak knives to school and threw them at other children during recess. This incident led to a suspension. He was unable to read, and was evaluated for attention deficit hyperactivity disorder (ADHD). His mother left her job and home-schooled him for a year. He has said homeschooling gave him "a sense of autonomy that I've never really lost". Gosling performed in front of audiences from an early age, encouraged by his sister being a performer. He and his sister sang together at weddings; he performed with Elvis Perry, his uncle's Elvis Presley tribute act, and was involved with a local ballet company. Performing boosted his self-confidence as it was the only thing for which he received praise. He developed an idiosyncratic accent because, as a child, he thought having a Canadian accent did not sound "tough". He began to model his accent on that of Marlon Brando. He dropped out of high school at age seventeen to focus on his acting career.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is he turning into Keiran lee

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    wow this is just like me

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >why does he startle so easy?
    just like me...........

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    hes so cute bros...

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i love him, i mean me

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because someone screamed into his face you stupid moron

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Married to a Latina.

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