Why doesn't Lewis kiss Robocop at all, even on the cheek?

Why doesn't Lewis kiss Robocop at all, even on the cheek?

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dick status?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      A redundancy like the arm.
      I always wondered what physical sensations he would feel, since they couldn't have excised his whole nervous system.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I always wondered what physical sensations he would feel, since they couldn't have excised his whole nervous system.
        you're telling me he can FEEL CRIME?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          From a certain point of view. In Frank Miller's comic series they go into how his pain receptors are all still there and hooked up to make things like directive violations "hurt".

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      safer than Renner's

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        enlarged and not gay

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      enlarged and not gay

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Likely absent. They only used Murphy's brain, spine and digestive system.
      Perhaps his eyes as well. It's debatable if they used Murphy's real face on RoboCop, or used what was basically a death-mask.
      Also assuming they even allowed the family to bury the remainder of the corpse.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's called a data spike.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Girth Certificate

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >corpse skin and metal
    shit i dunno OP why wouldnt she want to frick a conputerized frankenstein

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    They are coworkers, nothing more.

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    He was a married robot. That's why.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      For God's sake, saying he was a married man would be more accurate than this.

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    What do you think Robocop smells like? Serious question. I’m imagining used motor oil and rotting flesh

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I seriously doubt he'd smell like rotting flesh, it's not rotting. Probably replace the rot smell with that "preserved ancient flesh" smell you find in nursing homes. And add a tinge of ozone to the motor oil smell. Smell of a computer fan's outflow.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        But he eats slurpy pablum. Apple cinnamon?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Probably machinery and plastic. It's unclear if the face is even real skin.

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because she looks like a fricking granny

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Terrible fricking taste.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shut the frick up moron. Nancy is fricking cute.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      kys pedo

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      This anon tells the truth, and for that they are persecuted.

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do you kiss your bro? You gay.

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    he rusts

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's mangled bits of left over meat.
    Quite gnarly.

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like the anime equivalent where the female scientist grinds her vagoo on robocop whilst tonguing him.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Robocop really hit it big in Japan, huh.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'd be into that.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >CHECK

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        You know she's a freak in bed with those large glasses.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        id be into that for a dollar

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >M-MOMMY!
        Now she wanted Murph'.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'd be into that.

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    He’s married

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Here's your partner, bro

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've seen some frickable pics of her and unfortunately that is not one of them

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      they made her butch on purpose, she's actually a GILF today assuming Robodoc was filmed recently

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      She reminds me too much of Tommy Morrison. I think it's the hair and mouth.

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lewis a cute.

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >recently rewatched Robocop 2
    >it's even worse than I remember
    I'm sure contrarians think it's the best Robocop.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      You called?

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >beep boop getting a robot boner (RoBoner)

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Book him.
    >On what charge?
    He's a Cop Kisser.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thanks dad

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >misfires at 2 seconds
      movie ruined

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah I can never unsee that. But what can you do.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          This is the Beretta that I deserve. Communists took it away from me.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Robocop looks to Bob after he's completed his assignment
      >Bob is beaming with approval

      Wholesome

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >You're going to be a bad MOTHERFRICKER. Heh.
        >Come on, come on! This is for you!
        >I fricking love that guy!!!
        He made butthole characters so lovable. RIP Miguel.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >RIP Miguel.
          God dammit, he died? I just watched Night Flier the other day. Underrated actor.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Died six years ago. He was great in Twin Peaks and he made it into the final season, where he had more screen time than back in the 90s.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        bob didn't deserve to go out like that

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          You don't frick with Richard Jones. He'll make sushi out of you.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          It was his own fault. Clarence told the b***hes to leave and Bob didn't understand that included him.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            No, it didn’t. Clarence was shooing away the hookers as potential witnesses. In the censored version he says “Ladies, leave”.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              He said 'Females, depart.'

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Slits scatter.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                veganas, vacate

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, but it makes Murphy taking out all those frickers a little sweeter.

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Any chance of the Robocop video game being any good ?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Their Terminator game is absolute kino so I have high hopes.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I liked the demo. Give it a shot.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Demo was fun.

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    She only likes black dick. It's why Murphy gets killed.

  20. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn't they just give him the fricking Oreos?

  21. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  22. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    cute granny

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hasn't aged too bad at all.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yup. Still would.

  23. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    post it

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
  24. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why would you want a car that gets shitty mileage. That's a cinema sin right there.

  25. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's a big gun.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, that is a big gun. For you, creep.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Their scene together in the abandoned lava factory, where she brings him his gun is the best one in the film.

  26. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >8.2 MPG

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Just wait until you read the Surgeon General's warning on the sunscreen commercial.

  27. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Robot cop is back Bros

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The new game looks like it would be fun for maybe an hour. What else can Robocop do apart from walk slowly and shoot his gun. Maybe drive his car for a bit.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hopefully it’s a short game

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        good thing alec baldwin wasnt the ed 209

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I actually liked more the detective work and also humorous regular police work, like parking tickets or smashing radio of two joggers.

  28. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    robocop rogue nation start of november
    dont care about the plot
    dont care about graphics
    dont care about weapon choices
    only care about walking in straight line and shooting criminals in the dick with trusty auto 9

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The graphics looked a bit wonky in the play through on YouTube but still looks pretty fun

  29. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    She wasn't gay

  30. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Too busy gazing at Big Boddicker wiener

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bitches leave.

  31. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kek. Somebody wanna call a goddamn paramedic for my sides?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Don't touch him. DON'T TOUCH HIM!!!
        HE DIDN'T HEAR IT?!?

  32. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      :3

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It always bugged me that she kissed him on the eyeball.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        he has a penis cam

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, she should have kissed a little lower.
        For me, that Christmas scene makes me think what Murphy's wife and son must be going through.

  33. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Non-masculine hominids, depart forthwith

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      propah villain

  34. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wear that suit and smoke cigs like that and also have that hairline unfortunately

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        TFW I was balder than Clarence by the end of my 20s.

  35. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because it's a robot with a Murphy flesh-mask pulled over its head.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. He doesn't look like Murphy even without his helmet.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, he does.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, but in an uncanny way.

  36. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >in the future devoted white family men who are one of the few good people left in a city overrun with criminals will get brutalized and turned into corporate owned zogdogs all because white woman can't resist looking at BBC

    Verhoeven wasn't a.visionary, he was a prophet.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody thinks about black dicks as much as you do, anon. You might need to seek help.

  37. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do you kiss your coworkers?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Only at the Christmas party anon. You’ll be there, right?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not on the lips, but every morning on the cheeks, yes.

  38. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frick Lewis, all about Doctor Lazarus

  39. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    is that marcy from married with children

  40. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I could go for some robobaby food right about now.

  41. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wouldn't it be hot if Nikko drugged him and kissed him while he was asleep?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      gay.

  42. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Any implied attraction from her is in the novels of the first two films.

  43. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    She's a dyke

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I doubt it.

  44. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based Murphy arrests Laura Palmer's killer.
      Great cameo from based Verhoeven too.

  45. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Birthing persons say bye bye

  46. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

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