Why doesn't Lewis kiss Robocop at all, even on the cheek?
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Why doesn't Lewis kiss Robocop at all, even on the cheek?
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Dick status?
A redundancy like the arm.
I always wondered what physical sensations he would feel, since they couldn't have excised his whole nervous system.
>I always wondered what physical sensations he would feel, since they couldn't have excised his whole nervous system.
you're telling me he can FEEL CRIME?
From a certain point of view. In Frank Miller's comic series they go into how his pain receptors are all still there and hooked up to make things like directive violations "hurt".
safer than Renner's
enlarged and not gay
Likely absent. They only used Murphy's brain, spine and digestive system.
Perhaps his eyes as well. It's debatable if they used Murphy's real face on RoboCop, or used what was basically a death-mask.
Also assuming they even allowed the family to bury the remainder of the corpse.
It's called a data spike.
Girth Certificate
>corpse skin and metal
shit i dunno OP why wouldnt she want to frick a conputerized frankenstein
They are coworkers, nothing more.
He was a married robot. That's why.
For God's sake, saying he was a married man would be more accurate than this.
What do you think Robocop smells like? Serious question. I’m imagining used motor oil and rotting flesh
I seriously doubt he'd smell like rotting flesh, it's not rotting. Probably replace the rot smell with that "preserved ancient flesh" smell you find in nursing homes. And add a tinge of ozone to the motor oil smell. Smell of a computer fan's outflow.
But he eats slurpy pablum. Apple cinnamon?
Probably machinery and plastic. It's unclear if the face is even real skin.
Because she looks like a fricking granny
Terrible fricking taste.
Shut the frick up moron. Nancy is fricking cute.
kys pedo
This anon tells the truth, and for that they are persecuted.
Do you kiss your bro? You gay.
he rusts
He's mangled bits of left over meat.
Quite gnarly.
I like the anime equivalent where the female scientist grinds her vagoo on robocop whilst tonguing him.
Robocop really hit it big in Japan, huh.
Yes.
I'd be into that.
>CHECK
You know she's a freak in bed with those large glasses.
id be into that for a dollar
>M-MOMMY!
Now she wanted Murph'.
He’s married
Here's your partner, bro
I've seen some frickable pics of her and unfortunately that is not one of them
they made her butch on purpose, she's actually a GILF today assuming Robodoc was filmed recently
She reminds me too much of Tommy Morrison. I think it's the hair and mouth.
Lewis a cute.
>recently rewatched Robocop 2
>it's even worse than I remember
I'm sure contrarians think it's the best Robocop.
You called?
>beep boop getting a robot boner (RoBoner)
Book him.
>On what charge?
He's a Cop Kisser.
Thanks dad
>misfires at 2 seconds
movie ruined
Yeah I can never unsee that. But what can you do.
This is the Beretta that I deserve. Communists took it away from me.
>Robocop looks to Bob after he's completed his assignment
>Bob is beaming with approval
Wholesome
>You're going to be a bad MOTHERFRICKER. Heh.
>Come on, come on! This is for you!
>I fricking love that guy!!!
He made butthole characters so lovable. RIP Miguel.
>RIP Miguel.
God dammit, he died? I just watched Night Flier the other day. Underrated actor.
Died six years ago. He was great in Twin Peaks and he made it into the final season, where he had more screen time than back in the 90s.
bob didn't deserve to go out like that
You don't frick with Richard Jones. He'll make sushi out of you.
It was his own fault. Clarence told the b***hes to leave and Bob didn't understand that included him.
No, it didn’t. Clarence was shooing away the hookers as potential witnesses. In the censored version he says “Ladies, leave”.
He said 'Females, depart.'
Slits scatter.
veganas, vacate
Yeah, but it makes Murphy taking out all those frickers a little sweeter.
Any chance of the Robocop video game being any good ?
Their Terminator game is absolute kino so I have high hopes.
I liked the demo. Give it a shot.
Demo was fun.
She only likes black dick. It's why Murphy gets killed.
Why didn't they just give him the fricking Oreos?
cute granny
Hasn't aged too bad at all.
Yup. Still would.
post it
Why would you want a car that gets shitty mileage. That's a cinema sin right there.
That's a big gun.
Yes, that is a big gun. For you, creep.
Their scene together in the abandoned lava factory, where she brings him his gun is the best one in the film.
>8.2 MPG
Just wait until you read the Surgeon General's warning on the sunscreen commercial.
Robot cop is back Bros
The new game looks like it would be fun for maybe an hour. What else can Robocop do apart from walk slowly and shoot his gun. Maybe drive his car for a bit.
Hopefully it’s a short game
good thing alec baldwin wasnt the ed 209
I actually liked more the detective work and also humorous regular police work, like parking tickets or smashing radio of two joggers.
robocop rogue nation start of november
dont care about the plot
dont care about graphics
dont care about weapon choices
only care about walking in straight line and shooting criminals in the dick with trusty auto 9
The graphics looked a bit wonky in the play through on YouTube but still looks pretty fun
She wasn't gay
Too busy gazing at Big Boddicker wiener
Bitches leave.
Kek. Somebody wanna call a goddamn paramedic for my sides?
Don't touch him. DON'T TOUCH HIM!!!
HE DIDN'T HEAR IT?!?
:3
It always bugged me that she kissed him on the eyeball.
he has a penis cam
Yeah, she should have kissed a little lower.
For me, that Christmas scene makes me think what Murphy's wife and son must be going through.
Non-masculine hominids, depart forthwith
propah villain
I wear that suit and smoke cigs like that and also have that hairline unfortunately
TFW I was balder than Clarence by the end of my 20s.
Because it's a robot with a Murphy flesh-mask pulled over its head.
This. He doesn't look like Murphy even without his helmet.
Yes, he does.
Yeah, but in an uncanny way.
>in the future devoted white family men who are one of the few good people left in a city overrun with criminals will get brutalized and turned into corporate owned zogdogs all because white woman can't resist looking at BBC
Verhoeven wasn't a.visionary, he was a prophet.
Nobody thinks about black dicks as much as you do, anon. You might need to seek help.
Do you kiss your coworkers?
Only at the Christmas party anon. You’ll be there, right?
Not on the lips, but every morning on the cheeks, yes.
Frick Lewis, all about Doctor Lazarus
is that marcy from married with children
I could go for some robobaby food right about now.
Wouldn't it be hot if Nikko drugged him and kissed him while he was asleep?
gay.
Any implied attraction from her is in the novels of the first two films.
She's a dyke
I doubt it.
Based Murphy arrests Laura Palmer's killer.
Great cameo from based Verhoeven too.
Birthing persons say bye bye