Why doesn't this feel like a star wars movie?

Why doesn't this feel like a star wars movie?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    And it's one of the better ones somehow.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Reminder all nu wars is homosexual shit

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Its a 6/10. Which is the highest of all nuwars shit

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's "better" just because the sequel trilogy is absolute, irredeemable dogshit. I just rewatched it the other day and yes it's only THINGS I KNOW and forgettable characters.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      OT and PT are better. Haven't seen Solo so don't know how it compares.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Solo is good. Same level or better. Good acting and story.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Because Star Wars is dogshit, anything that comes out is instantly better than Jedi, The Prequels and The Sequels

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's literally the 11th best out of 11 movies and anyone saying otherwise is a redditor.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >the 11th best out of 11 movies
        If you count Rogue One and Solo, you also have to count:
        The Holiday Special.
        Ewoks - Battle for Endor
        Ewoks - Caravan of Courage
        The Clone Wars (feature film)
        So that makes it 15th out of 15 (although you can make an argument that Solo and the Holiday Special are worse.).

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >you also have to count:

          No we don't, because only one of the films you listed had a theatrical release. The others are made for TV or direct-to-video, which sets them apart in their own category.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >because only one of the films you listed had a theatrical release.
            That seems like an arbitrary distinction. And as you just said: It doesn't even apply to The Clone Wars, which means you miscounted even by your own arbitrary standards.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I'm not being autistic about it and only counting the live action films which actually had A grade production budgets

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >counting the live action films which actually had A grade production budgets
            Then don't count the original Star Wars, because it had a budget 30 to 50 percent lower than actual A grade productions at the time.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Shut up you know what I mean. There's a reason it's aged well and Caravan of Courage hasn't.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >There's a reason it's aged well
                Yes. Lucas remastering it every five years and modernizing its effects. Why do you think he doesn't want anyone to see the original?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                The scanned 35mm version of ANH that I watch looks amazing

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >looks amazing
                Sure. For what it was at the time. But it did not age as well as you pretend it did.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                No it literally looks fantastic for when it was made and it's budget. It has better effects than marvelshit made today.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >fantastic
                >for when it was made and it's budget.
                That's literally what I said.
                >It has better effects than marvelshit made today.
                It has completely different effects. Miniature models, matte painting backgrounds, puppets, practical effects. Some of those things do stand out with on high resolution monitors and with the more photorealistic shit that's being done today. Not all of them, but some.
                Marvel is pure digital effects, Star Wars had barely any of those before the "Special Edition".

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                No need to go back and forth here. The film's theatrical cut in 35mm still holds up. The entire original trilogy does. The prequels have aged the worst but they still look completely fine to good.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >still holds up
                If you apply lower standards to it than you do to other things, sure.
                >prequels have aged the worst but they still look completely fine
                Hell no. They look disgustingly fake. Sure, it's the best they could do back then, but they aged like milk.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Anon you clearly have not watched the prequels in 4K. They didn't age like milk at all. The one which has actually aged the worst is ROTS. And yet it looks better than many 200M cbms made recently. Avengers endgame has aged like milk more than any SW movie, why? Because like the movies or not Lucasfilm actually puts effort into the technical aspects.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >They didn't age like milk at all.
                Sorry, anon, but video game graphics look better nowadays than the prequels do. No matter how much you upscale them, their CGI looks exceedingly ... unnatural.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >plays vidya
                Yikes, video games look like shit today and only don't due to high framerates. Prequel graphics look better than many capeshits made the last 7 years.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >video games look like shit today
                >and only don't
                Nice contradiction, mate.
                Also, no, framerates have nothing to do with it. You can look at stills and they'll look better than the prequels.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >you can look at stills and they'll look better than the prequels
                if you have shit taste

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Back to /r/eddit/prequelmemes with you.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This movie is better than any Nu Wars property created before or since and I'm tired of pretending otherwise.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You would fit right in on reddit homosexual

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >cuckime
          Opinion discarded, you have no taste in kino.

          I don't care, I really don't

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >cuckime
        Opinion discarded, you have no taste in kino.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        doesnt mean it isnt shit

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      gays can shit on R1 all they want but it was literally the best and only good thing to come out of nu-wars so far.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's literally the most bland nu-wars film. The cast of characters are a mutt squad.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Agreed, and yet its still the best.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            It's the worst, frick off.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            This.

            It's the worst, frick off.

            Not Force Awakens or Rise of Skywalker?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >Not Force Awakens or Rise of Skywalker?
              Way better than rogue one

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Sure they were... bet you were one of those guys who thought TFA was the best Star Wars movie since Empire Strikes Back or Jedi, right?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                No homosexual, im not one of those gays because those gays bandwagon hopped on the rogue one train. Williams scored movies >>>>>> a shity cast of characters with a vader hallway scene

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, right. I bet you think Jar Jar Binks is stupid & annoying, but look the other way for C-3PO. I bet you even simp for the whole Ewok portion of RotJ.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I never thought Jar Jar was annoying. And the ewoks are my least favorite part about RotJ. So you wiffed on both of those.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it was a rogue star wars movie

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    All of Disney’s Star Wars feels like that. Cgi is too similar to marvel

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The camera angles and transitions and editing style frick it.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >protagonist is a badass with extraordinary skills just because she is female. No backstory, no training scenes ,nothing

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Vader's 60 second scene at the end makes this very mediocre movie worth watching.

      The crystal necklace she got from her Mother was going to be a lightsaber crystal plot device but they didn't bother.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because it's good.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The muted colors filter, shot on digital cameras, cinematography, music, it’s all shitty

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >shot on digital cameras
      idiot

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It does. It felt like the OT. And looked more like a star wars movie than any of the PT, which were all just cgi overloaded messes.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Star Wars doesn't feel the same anymore.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Bc the robot is a genuinely decent character and carry’s the film

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This is the only Disney Star Wars production that does kind of feel like Star Wars.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I unironically feel that this is the best Star Wars movie, and by a great margin.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it was too political and about current events?

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because it's not trying to be Star Wars.
    It's trying to be a cookie-cutter battlefield flick like Saving Private Ryan or Dunkirk, just set in the Star Wars universe with lots of fanservice (which is why fanboys pretend that it's good) and trying to close a plothole that never was one (showing exactly what kind of autistic audience it's trying to cater to).

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's painfully boring. I bet the people here who says it's the best have not watched it all the way through more than once.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >more than once.
      It's fricking starshit. Why would watch it more than once?

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Star Wars is defined by its writing and editing and music as much as by everything else.

    Lucas did have a very unique way of writing dialogue that I think wasn’t apparent until someone else got the reigns of Star Wars. Characters bumbling over each other and trading witty jabs like in a marvel movie just feels so out of place. And placing a try hard psuedo realistic atmosphere in this universe doesnf work either.

    I think some of the earlier Star Wars video games and such tried hard to copy the Lucas style while Disney clearly did not and it’s very noticeable now

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Lucas did have a very unique way of writing dialogue
      Lucas literally hired Kasdan to write the dialogue for him for TESB and RotJ, because he got too much shit for how horrible his own dialogues were from both the public and from his own actors.
      Kasdan also was involved in TFA and Solo.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's too gritty. It's too focused on the nitty gritty details of warfare and the carnage instead of being a fun galactic space adventure

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I watched it yesterday and thought something similar, there was very little warmth or levity to it which is why it doesn't feel like a SW movie imo.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    post lucas
    2010s anyway

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Fans said lucas' prequels didnt feel like star wars either, aka fans are full of shit then and now.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        SW is the og OT, period

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          All 9 movies are more than fine, fans are homosexuals for crying so much about the PT and ST.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    because it's shitty fanfic

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ep 1-3 were Lucas doing whatever he wanted, and fans hated that.

    Episodes 7-8 were SW moving forward and trying something new, and fans hated that, too.

    Rogue One was their best attempt to give the fans what they thought they wanted, and in doing so created a Dirty-Dozen knock-off that breaks continuity and tells an entirely unimportant story.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Episodes 7-8 were SW moving forward and trying something new, and fans hated that, too.
      >third death star is something new

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >killing Han by patricide
        >Luke exiling himself
        >Luke doing a force projection thousands of light years away
        Anon, 7 and 8 did a lot of things which were in fact good. You want to complain about death star shit complain at Rogue One or Return of the Jedi. TFA is less offensive than both in that regard.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    OT Black folk will forever be mad the PT shits on their boomer space adventure
    Rogue 1 is like an epilogue to the PT so by extension, the OT Black person cannot acknowledge that it’s a better Star Wars movie than their steaming pile of shit they call a trilogy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Still nobody likes prequelshit, nostalgiatard

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This movie is good as long as you ignore the 40 minute sequence in the middle with the kung fu force monkey and Forrest Whitaker

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Disney shills hate this movie because it is actually decent unlike the other stuff.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Disney shills hate this movie

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Stop posting.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    for me, it was mostly the accents.

    in the real SW movies, humans only have very non-specific American or British accents. even actors like Sam Jackson and Temura Morrison make a noticeable effort to make their accents sound less regional. this is used to signify how all humans seem to have a single monolithic culture, with the only real distinction being how characters closer to the Republic/Empire are more likely to sound British, and on a more meta level it makes SW feel like the old films and serials that George was inspired by.

    in disney wars they just let their actors speak in their normal accents and it's incredibly jarring. there are characters with obvious Mexican and Indian accents in Rogue One, but where are Mexico and India in the SW universe? why are these people the only humans in the galaxy who don't sound like everyone else?

    disney wants to put anti-racist messaging in star wars but they are too stupid to understand how that was already present in the form of human vs. alien conflict. the characters with non-Anglo accents should have been aliens, as they were in all the real movies. instead, Rogue One and other disney wars media like it butchers the anti-racist messaging by having their heroes consist almost entirely of humans, with the occasional quirky robot thrown in. there is no room for aliens because they are too busy showing off the diversity of humans, something which conflicts with the central themes of SW, but they are mentally moronic and incapable of understanding that.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Why doesn't this feel like a star wars movie?
    It's good

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      t. muttoid

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It really is not.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I would love to see a Gareth Edward's cut of this movie, because apparently 90% of the movie was reshot/recut. I wonder what his original vision was, because I love his godzilla.

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