Nah hes a prick. Fricking your adopted sons gf is a prick move, stabbing your adopted son in the neck because he tried to kill your crazy clown bf is a prick move, having 30 planw to kill your friends but being unable to stop your pack of nutters from breaking out is a prick move.
What about the time he princess carried his lover into an ER and demanded that everyone drop everything to save him?
Or pic related, where he told the literal Wrath of God - a piece of the Presence - to frick itself because the Joker was a good boy who dindu nuffin wrong.
I mean, there was that plan where he sets the martian manhunter on fire with nanites so he is permanently burning to death, but its not killing him so its ok. Just burning him forever without stop. Wont do that to his villains however thatd be inhumane.
Lets go with the fact you have spent 30 billion dollars to develop a nanite virus to make sure if your friend crosses you he will experience unending hellfire, but you wont shoot or even just cripple, just paralyze the fricker head down, you spent 20 years learning kung fu just snap the neck of the clown who has killed and raped your adopted children 3(?) times, is a bit annoying to me.
Because Batman is literally the most human member of the team and he acts like the least. This is Supes and Wondy having a human moment because despite the powers, they allow themselves to feel more than Bats.
I mean it's just a joke, on the other hand, if even the league knows about Batman and the need to use the word JUSTICE in everything, of course they will make jokes with that even if they also fight for justice
Because Batman is a dick towards everyone.
Its called being indifferent
Nah hes a prick. Fricking your adopted sons gf is a prick move, stabbing your adopted son in the neck because he tried to kill your crazy clown bf is a prick move, having 30 planw to kill your friends but being unable to stop your pack of nutters from breaking out is a prick move.
What about the time he princess carried his lover into an ER and demanded that everyone drop everything to save him?
Or pic related, where he told the literal Wrath of God - a piece of the Presence - to frick itself because the Joker was a good boy who dindu nuffin wrong.
Ostrander's Spectre was so damn good. I remember the issues where Superman gets the spear that pierced Christ's side and he goes mad with power.
And what in the hell does Batman worship if he talks sassy to the walking wrath of the one true God?
>And what in the hell does Batman worship
Joker wiener.
Geez I hate when Batman glazes the Joker
>glazes
homosexual
I mean, the plans were originally to stop them, not to kill.
Or in recent versions are they fricking plans to kill the League?
I mean, there was that plan where he sets the martian manhunter on fire with nanites so he is permanently burning to death, but its not killing him so its ok. Just burning him forever without stop. Wont do that to his villains however thatd be inhumane.
Wow thats hot
>inhumane
Tbf martians arent humans
Lets go with the fact you have spent 30 billion dollars to develop a nanite virus to make sure if your friend crosses you he will experience unending hellfire, but you wont shoot or even just cripple, just paralyze the fricker head down, you spent 20 years learning kung fu just snap the neck of the clown who has killed and raped your adopted children 3(?) times, is a bit annoying to me.
>Fire Punch
clowning on the resident edgelord is tradition among any group of friends
it's a tame form of bullying to prevent them becoming school shooters
Great, now I'm imagining them taking things too far, and Batman doing
>Some of you are OK. Don't go to the Watchtower tomorrow.
Because Batman is literally the most human member of the team and he acts like the least. This is Supes and Wondy having a human moment because despite the powers, they allow themselves to feel more than Bats.
I mean it's just a joke, on the other hand, if even the league knows about Batman and the need to use the word JUSTICE in everything, of course they will make jokes with that even if they also fight for justice
Besides
DID WONDER WOMAN JUST USE SUPERMAN'S FULL NAME IN A DAMN FULL MOVIE THEATER?
Because he can handle the bants
The joke works when you read it , but what would he have said if there was actual sound involved? 'Just-Ais', or 'Just-Ece'?
just-a-ees
because Batman is a dick. They dish it out to everybody who's a dick
>clark joseph kent!
tom king is so so so fricking bad.
The writers are envious of the popularity of this character.
Because he’s the only one people IRL actually give a shit about.
Batman has contingency plans to kill every single one of his friends.
His friends occasionally make fun of him.
>Why
Did bruce actively set up his team mates to fail?
CAN'T IMAGINE WHY PEOPLE WOULD EVER BE A BIT BITTER TOWARDS BATMAN OH WAIT.
You consider that being a dick? That’s such a softball joke OP, Jesus no wonder you hang out on Cinemaphile.