Why is everyone a dick towards batman?

Why is everyone a dick towards batman?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Because Batman is a dick towards everyone.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Its called being indifferent

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Nah hes a prick. Fricking your adopted sons gf is a prick move, stabbing your adopted son in the neck because he tried to kill your crazy clown bf is a prick move, having 30 planw to kill your friends but being unable to stop your pack of nutters from breaking out is a prick move.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          What about the time he princess carried his lover into an ER and demanded that everyone drop everything to save him?

          Or pic related, where he told the literal Wrath of God - a piece of the Presence - to frick itself because the Joker was a good boy who dindu nuffin wrong.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Ostrander's Spectre was so damn good. I remember the issues where Superman gets the spear that pierced Christ's side and he goes mad with power.

            And what in the hell does Batman worship if he talks sassy to the walking wrath of the one true God?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >And what in the hell does Batman worship

              Joker wiener.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Geez I hate when Batman glazes the Joker

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >glazes
              homosexual

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I mean, the plans were originally to stop them, not to kill.

          Or in recent versions are they fricking plans to kill the League?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I mean, there was that plan where he sets the martian manhunter on fire with nanites so he is permanently burning to death, but its not killing him so its ok. Just burning him forever without stop. Wont do that to his villains however thatd be inhumane.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Wow thats hot

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >inhumane
              Tbf martians arent humans

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Lets go with the fact you have spent 30 billion dollars to develop a nanite virus to make sure if your friend crosses you he will experience unending hellfire, but you wont shoot or even just cripple, just paralyze the fricker head down, you spent 20 years learning kung fu just snap the neck of the clown who has killed and raped your adopted children 3(?) times, is a bit annoying to me.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >Fire Punch

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    clowning on the resident edgelord is tradition among any group of friends
    it's a tame form of bullying to prevent them becoming school shooters

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Great, now I'm imagining them taking things too far, and Batman doing
      >Some of you are OK. Don't go to the Watchtower tomorrow.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Because Batman is literally the most human member of the team and he acts like the least. This is Supes and Wondy having a human moment because despite the powers, they allow themselves to feel more than Bats.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I mean it's just a joke, on the other hand, if even the league knows about Batman and the need to use the word JUSTICE in everything, of course they will make jokes with that even if they also fight for justice

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Besides

    DID WONDER WOMAN JUST USE SUPERMAN'S FULL NAME IN A DAMN FULL MOVIE THEATER?

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Because he can handle the bants

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The joke works when you read it , but what would he have said if there was actual sound involved? 'Just-Ais', or 'Just-Ece'?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      just-a-ees

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    because Batman is a dick. They dish it out to everybody who's a dick

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >clark joseph kent!
    tom king is so so so fricking bad.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The writers are envious of the popularity of this character.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Because he’s the only one people IRL actually give a shit about.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Batman has contingency plans to kill every single one of his friends.
    His friends occasionally make fun of him.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Why

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Did bruce actively set up his team mates to fail?

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    CAN'T IMAGINE WHY PEOPLE WOULD EVER BE A BIT BITTER TOWARDS BATMAN OH WAIT.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You consider that being a dick? That’s such a softball joke OP, Jesus no wonder you hang out on Cinemaphile.

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