All of their so-called talent desperately want to work in Hollywood or the UK. It's just pathetic.
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It’s pretty reliant on government grants and a lot of the stuff produced isn’t very good, more about being a tourism ad so anyone worth their salt in the industry will head to the US to better utilise their ability and earn significantly more money.
why are Australians so shitty?
cz we dnt gaf
because we're fricking full c**t.
Their snuff films are the creme de la creme.
we make pure kino
pic rel
Only the porn shot at Latrobe Uni
lol my friend found the exact library aisle it was done in
you used to
cant really think of any good films in recent years
our television/film industry got snuffed out and now all we make is shitty reality TV clones
>the entire country has around the same population as the state of texas
>only old people still watch tv
in other words, no audience
How can you even call yourself a man if you never punched a roo
I think I've only seen one of their films, but I forget the name (I was a little kid and it made me sad). All I remember is that the kids' parents died at the beginning, car fell off a cliff or something. Does this ring any bells?
hehe I never knew about those biscuits
That's Walkabout anon
This was a pretty good zombie movie
But like the Double the Fist guys and the Danger 5 guys they got no support.
Funding bodies hate genre and "boy's stories". So unless they go big internationally they eventually burn out.
The only notable exception was for one moment the institutional types banded together to give DTF a big comedy award just to stick it to Kath & Kim, because Kath & Kim was getting too big for their liking.
The industry is full of saboteurs and suck-ups (who are the same people).
They love the tingle of that occasional international spotlighting, but then they get freaked out that they may lose their Big Fish/Small Pond buff.
Big blockbuster movies are for gay israelites
They gave us Mad Max at least.
>Directed and written by an Australian
This made me laugh.
are we counting films directed by Australians as "Australian films"? I feel like a film has to be culturally Australian or financed by Australian money to be counted.
So Hollywood movies aren't American?
>implying Hollywood money isn't American money
Barbie was made with an Australian production company, well mostly Australian. It was Margo that had to pitch it to the ~~*studio*~~.
>adapted from the Novel of the same name from American writer Ron Hansen
Also the Director was born in New Zealand gay stop trying to take credit
>the Novel
>born in NZ
>spends entire life in Australia
>still lives there
Maybe he is a real kiwi, after all.
tbh New Zealand is just cold Australia with a funnier accent
australia is the gaygiest country on earth and i am a dole bludger
You an American? Why are you letting communist israelites destroy your country bro? It's sickening. Please fight back.
Here's the latest Australian effort.
>https://twitter.com/talktomemovie/status/1666067416856825859?s=20
>abo shit
every fricking time
Pretty sure they're required to shove abbos in it if they want government gibs.
you are correct
>Aus horror film that isn't about how fricking awesome the outback is for that tourism money
mate, this is what we want.
Also: Don't touch that! That's magic abo property! You may however spend your money at the magic abo visitor's center over there. DON'T STEP ON THAT PEBBLE - THAT'S ULLUMUGULLOO, THE SACRED PEBBLE GOD!
We got rid of the enticing producer tax offset. During the period where Australia actually made good and internationally noteworthy movies investment came from all over the place because you basically couldn't lose, even if the movie flopped your losses were mitigated and as such investment, and the industry flourished. Like everything boomers benefited from they've pulled out the rug and removed it for the following generations and now virtually all investment in film in the country comes from government grants. The people in charge of allotting this funding have no idea, or do not care, what people want and give financing to the same old mediocre, depressing or indigenous shit no one wants or will ever see.
Best answer itt
Fricking hell I hate this country. It's a wasteland here culturally these days.
because productions rely on government grants/subsidies and you know what kind of projects get priority.
Fat Pizza was kino
Nice
She looks so much better now. I don't know what she did, if she had work done it was subtle but damn, she really looksmaxed.
most Australian films and TV shows rely on government grants for money, and film Australia has very specific requirements for what they will fund, mostly abo and immigrant shit no one wants to watch, and because those films aren't very successful it then gives off the impression to independent investors that financing an Australian film is very risky so that ends up killing sources of funding other than the government, who then only find shit no one wants to watch, which flops, which further kills independent financing because it makes Australian films look like a risky investment, and the cycle repeats untill the Australian film industry is dead
Pretty much this.
A minor thing I'll add is this just adds to the talent-drain, everyone with even the smallest amount of talent leaves ASAP, You think Margot Robbie & Chris Hemsworth want to spend their whole careers making depressing BS?
because you don't get funding for making anything fun anymore you only get funding for making tourism propaganda or muh abo struggle bullshit
Queensland is set to spread it's legs for Hollywood to shoot here, not that equates to any benefit for the actual local filmmaking industry.
>Australian government is passing measures where any streaming service here will have quotas to ensure a minimum of 20% of their available service comprised of Australian content
>The streaming services will probably employ people from Screen Australia, SBS and the ABC as their heads of local content and they will just produce more of the same shit financed by government money no one watches now only it will end up being not watched on streaming services rather than cinemas
sounds like its time to buy a video camera and start making dogshit doccos for some of that netflix cash
Because Australia is shitty
Simples.
Australia is great. It's the Australians that got shitty.
t. Australian
I read a book about history of Australian cinema. It wasn't very long and 20% of it was about Peter Weir.
not true, Australia used to have a pretty healthy local film industry, it's pretty much dead now though, impossible to get financing unless it's about abo's, immigrants or "the outback" meaning it will be unrelatable to %90 of people here
Freedom of speech isn't here; there's no Hollywood here, just no funding or care for achievements, but a fake world is worth nothing. Sport is only known as entertainment now, and we suck too. I do hope for comedians but it's still hard to get Australians big in Japan
every good Australian movie ever made has involved a member of the d-generation/working dog
*votes no*
Is anyone voting yes? I can't see a single tangible benefit in adding that to our constitution.
wakes up people that the system hates White People
>Is anyone voting yes?
Abbos and people who worship them, and anyone who watches TV. Have you seen a single advertisement telling people to vote no? It's gay marriage all over again.
I'm legitimately confused what the vote is even about.
more free gibs for abos
A distraction while parliament continues to steal our money and import millions of Indians.
Apparently it happened before, the first thing they did was gibs themselves more money then ban people from their meetings.
So I think "gibs" like the other anon said is the most accurate answer.
It would be required to have a committee composed of people with a personal stake in Aboriginal communities used in an advisory capacity on issues that affect those communities and members of parliament need to say they had a look at that advice whether they did or not. That advice can then be ignored, but it will probably go on to make rounds in the media and people will argue about whether it should have been ignored.
they want to have a commission that bypasses the legal system that gives them more money
it basically makes them racially superior to everyone else and funds their drug addictions
I've seen a few posters around, and by that I mean I've seen 5 or 6, covering the inner suburbs and eastern suburbs
everyone I have spoken to thinks it's moronic, even people who I expected would support it
and Melbourne is one of the most favourable areas for the Yes campaign
it's a catastrophe for them in WA and QLD
No wonder melbourne uni is pushing the ‘yes’ so much
(I was going to vote yes anyways but I still believe more needs to be done if it actually should work. Have they even announced the final wording yet?)
no, they haven't announced shit about what it will officially be or what it's powers will be, they just expected it to go through without anyone questioning it and now they are shitting themselves because they know it's going to fail
Yes they have. The official form is left to legislation and is not to be hard baked into the constitution. The only constitutionally guaranteed power is to "represent" to parliament. Anything else could and would be legislatively altered over time.
so after the vote labour could just give them full legislative powers if they felt like it, sounds like a good reason to vote no
No, that's constitutionally impossible.
Not impossible, but very unlikely because there's no political capital to be gained by it.
all powers given will be expanded and abused within 5 years, guaranteed
very good reason to vote no considering what they're doing in WA trying to extort farmers and developers
Vote no because it will be implemented very poorly and result in bureaucrats pocketing all the money and the abos not actually being helped
I have family friends who have spent decades helping abos and trying to promote their culture, and even they're opposing this
The whole thing was bullshitted into existence by a handful of abo lawyers to create jobs for them and their mates, it will do frick all for 99.9% of indigenous people and its obvious uselessness will be a drag on any actual good policy that anyone might theoretically propose
like any "independent" bodies created by government it will be staffed by puppets
will simultaneously be a weapon used to enact policy that is contrary to the will of australian citizens and a scapegoat politicians can point to when they wish to shirk responsibility for unpopular policies
plus it will be as radical left as the abc and a political wedge for any future conservative party that gets elected
You should vote no then.
It's fricking sketch as. It's literally a permanent change to our constitution and yet no one seems to know what it does. Even if you read about what Labor has said it's just
>We'll sort out the details AFTER we get the "yes" vote
Which is completely and utterly fricked.
Real answer, it isn't about more gibs.
Essentially it's an advisory body made up of abos that's part of government.
Any sort of law, regulation, legal thing, etc the abos can comment on.
That's it. It's a multi million dollar virtue signal. And it's up to the Supreme Court to decide if the abo advice holds value which means that the Supreme Court is basically going to be completely fricking swamped by moronic shit advice from these guys that they have to sort through by law.
The voice will be a mix of
>OI FAHKIN ME MATE GOONARUNG OF THE WAIPUNARI TRIBE GOT A FAHKIN PARKIN TICKET YA WHITE DOG THIS IS RAYCIST TAKE IT AWAY ITS PART OF OUR VOICE
>that's cool abos we don't care
and
>OI MAYTE THIS FAHKIN LAW ABOUT NOT HUFFIN GAS IS BULLSHIT AND RAYCIST
>that's cool abos we don't care we'll pass it anyways
tl;dr it's about more gibs
You are literally voting on whether or not the following should be added to the constitution. No more, no less.
Chapter IX - Recognition of Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander Peoples
129 Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander Voice
In recognition of Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander peoples as the First Peoples of Australia:
(i) there shall be a body, to be called the Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander Voice;
(ii) The Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander Voice may make representations to the Parliament and the Executive Government of the Commonwealth on matters relating to Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander peoples;
(iii) the Parliament shall, subject to this Constitution, have power to make laws with respect to matters relating to the Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander Voice, including its composition, functions, powers and procedures.
So basically how I read it is if this is added to the constitution, not in any particular order because I'm talking out of my arsehole
>parliament will establish advisory committees, do surveys, gather information, etc
>reports will be written advising on composition, functions, powers, procedures, setting boundaries, i.e. what's the scope of "matters relating to the voice"
>bill will be drafted, debated (or knows, who knows), then passed
>the body will be built, will be interesting to see how much it costs to maintain
>might be integrated within NIAA? (National Indigenous Australians Agency)
Hopefully the wording of whatever subsequent bills isn't too open-ended and ripe for scope-creep.
what's already written is ripe for scope creeping
Before the government does anything they'll usually bring in some consultants to give their two cents on it. Often they're just yes-men hired to justify whatever moronic law the government is passing but sometimes there is some level of honesty in the process and they are actually hired to give their advice (which is just ignored if it is contrary to what the government wants to do).
The plan is to set up a group of aboriginals as permanent consultants on things that affect aboriginals so that the government can say that they've discussed things with them before going ahead with whatever they were planning to do anyway.
Because they're doing this in an official and permanent capacity it needs a referendum to pass.
there is already hundreds of Aboriginal groups both federal and state governments use for consulting, this is not something that needs to be in the constitution
>this is not something that needs to be in the constitution
Aboriginal groups and the government disagree. The rest of the population will get their say soon enough.
>the 2 groups who stand to gain the most political power from this think it's good
what a fricking shock, also the No vote is going to win and it won't even be close
>on things that affect aboriginals
Every law affects abbos because laws are for citizens and abbos are citizens.
In theory, yes.
But going down the path of commenting on every single bill will just turn the process into a circus that nobody takes seriously and just ignores outside of a few lazy headlines.
It's already a circus.
nobody will vote for it, it literally states abos can get first dibs on any property before whites, they can also make you pay a land tax for your property and that could be monthly, annually etc.
it would completely rape any hardworking australian
>it literally states abos can get first dibs on any property before whites, they can also make you pay a land tax for your property and that could be monthly,
all lies you moron, it's literally just a few aboriginals give their opinion on what the government is discussing. That's fricking all. The government can ignore them and even fire the lot of them if they want. It's so simple I don't know how dumb c**ts like you can get it so fricking wrong. When it fails we will look like the most racist country on earth because we don't even want to listen to them.
frick you, don't care, voting NO, seethe harder you lefty homosexual
>When it fails we will look like the most racist country on earth because we don't even want to listen to them
they already have a massively disproportionate representation in government policy, frick you, don't care if other countries think we're racist
It elevates a specific people due to their race, that should not ever be in the constitution you disingenuous c**t
>completely rape any hardworking australian
So, no one then?
nothing, its just virtue signaling.
Iv yet to meet a single person who says they are voting yes and I live in Melbourne, this thing is gonna fail big time and you can see albo and the yes campaign are in full panic mode, he won't even set a date for the vote
Australia is like a bizarro sunny England where everyone is happy and laid back but there is a complete dearth of history, art and culture.
>happy and laid-back
No they are not.
>everyone is happy
There's a reason why everyone calls everyone else a c**t here. They're all c**ts.
>our industry is shit because it's reliant on government grants
So the same as Europe then, but they still manage to make kino
Aussies are just artistically inept
Lake Mungo
Wake in Fright
The Proposition
Animal Kingdom
Chopper
Picnic at Hanging Rock
Walkabout
The Man from Hong Kong
Mad Max 1 & 2
Gallipoli
The Year of Living Dangerously
Mary & Max
The Castle
Upgrade
There. Now shut the frick up and watch some movies c**t. Just don't watch our TV, thats dogshit
You forgot Snowtown
Fricking kino.
I will be voting no
Why is this thread made every day? No one inside Australia (or outside) cares.
Go watch The King
That tells you all about Australian film
We have the occasional good film, but it's rare because most australians are actually moronic. Take Alex proyas. Makes the Crow and one of the best sci fi movies ever in dark city, but it's with teh aid of the americans. When he goes to do his thing on his own, you get literally every piece of shit bomb of the last twenty years. Knowing and god's of egypt.
Why, because very few australians are talented.
We have Russell Crowe, Guy Pearce and Cate Blanchett. But how many other good actors do we have? Ledger's dead.
For frick's sake, Baz luhrman is ou rbiggest director, and he fricking sucks.
Geoffrey Rush, Hillsong
>For frick's sake, Baz luhrman is ou rbiggest director, and he fricking sucks.
I used to live in Ultimo. Baz was seen as a god there.
Also that boring fricking drag queen desert movie that still gets shilled to this day turned me homophobic
Why does Australia only have 1 good sitcom?
pretty good tier list, I'd move caravan of courage to the bottom tier and upper middle bogan one tier lower, I'd move Cath and Kim higher too but otherwise pretty good, nice to see double the fist getting some love
Russell Coight is the only good show about the outback
God, frick no. After that recent batch of shithole EV ads he can frick right off.
His job is to act like the stupid bushie/country-town ocker making fun of the dumb city EV gays, while they calmly beat him the frick out by casually plugging their car into power outlets in the middle of the desert or outside some remote 1920s cattle station. The outlet is literally just sticking out of the ground on a wooden post. They didn't even try to make it look feasible (solar panel or a tesla battery station). But not to fear, because ya see our mate Russ is so busy capering around like a "boomer imbecile diesel user" that the intended idiot market of smug fart-sniffing cityshits isn't supposed to notice in incongruency of a power outlet in the middle of nowhere.
Any comedy turd who plays a backstabbing distraction role like that needs to be shot.
Also I can't wait for some idiots to actually attempt to drive their explodes-if-it-gets-too-hot wank mobiles out of their local cbd and "go bush".
all aussie adventures was fricking great
>Superwog
I don't even know what it's about but do Aussie's not use the word wog? How do you get away with calling a show SuperBlack person?
Generally, they wish to be called wogs unless they're over 50.
Because the difference between a wog and a Black person is that wogs have a sense of humour while Black folk are lazy and have victim complexes.
Wog is a greek australian, not a Black person
wog isn't really considered offensive in Australia
Asians tried it back in primary school. Didn't work and we just ended up teasing each other with racial slurs.
because no one cares about wogs
Did you see they rebooted Mother And Son this year, this time the Son is half black
I guess it's more realistic for modern times.
I actually really like The Hollowmen, tried Utopia but hate when characters are dumber than they believably should be. Hollowmen was much more grounded
if you liked them watch the games, like a better version of those sorts of shows, it's about the organising of the 2000 Olympics
thanks mate
my personal favourite episode is the one where they discover the 100 metre sprint track has been built to 93 metres
>superwog
their early youtube stuff is legendary. can't say the same for their abc show, although there are some good bits here and there.
I studied (binged) the ABC show for VCE Eng Lang back in 2021, was quite funny.
Haven’t seen much of their YouTube stuff though
>kath & kim
>D tier
actually have a nice day.
It's old but surely you could've added Acropolis Now to at least B tier, it's good even if you're not ethnic and doesn't get nearly enough recognition.
watched this last night. a hairdresser gets called a homosexual in the first 10 minutes. it was a different time.
The guy who did Danger 5 goes onto do... nothing? There's no reward for talent here.
because it's impossible to get funding these days for anything that isn't focused on abo's
Australian culture is shit and can't make anything creative except for metalcore
Can you even see Polaris from Australia?
But metalcore is dog shit.
Is this vote going to be a by-mail thing? Or are they going to have to go out and vote somewhere?
it's amazing to think the most quintessential Australian movie the castle would be impossible to get made today because it isn't full of abo's
name an australian industry that is good, aside from sport
cows
our milk and beef is really, really good
iron ore and other commodities
boomerangs
not a movie but a tv series
Mr Inbetween
actually really good
unlike every other piece of australian media
CANZUK mafia has no movie industry
that's why they all try to take over hollywood.
Be me watching A current affair about 15 years ago
> We made a movie set in the outback staring Nicole Kidman and it's called Australia and the entire world loves it and Americans all want to holiday here after seeing it and everyone is jealous and wants to be like us and we are only a small country but we make huge Hollywood blockbuster movies like the matrix which is Australian made and the world can't make movies like us and Yanks and poms are calling up their travel agents to come here because of our movie industry which is the third biggest in the world and the biggest in the southern hemisphere.
We are so cringe
So class, this semester we are going to watch Rabbit proof fence
Entire class groans. One kid says 'oh frick off with the boong shit'. Entire class now laughing
Teacher starts reeeeeing acting as though we were all card carrying nartzis
I had to watch that shit in high school, legitimately the most boring fricking movie Iv ever had to sit through, and those fricking kids all they'd say "we gonna go home" frick it was mind numbing
>Australian cinema hasn’t devolved into Hollywood tier goyslop and capeshit
Based
Uhhhh
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it is complete goyslop
tall poppy syndrome
>or the UK
nice try bong, we aren't even remotely interested in going to your shithole island
The world is not ready for Aussie kino.
Kino! I'm so proud my South Aussie tax dollars funded this classic.
You're a very sexy woman Flo
bro he glad wraps his cat
port adelaide in all it's glory
I don’t know if I should be posting this one on Cinemaphile. Don’t be getting any ideas.
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Australian government basically owns the film industry.
That being said, we have plenty of hidden gems. The Castle is pure kino and is basically the best way to learn suburban Aussie culture
the castle would never get made today though
It could be made today, the production budget itself only cost $50,000 and even after distribution it cost less than a million total. It almost certainly wouldn't find its way to cinemas but I guess the question is does a low budget movie need to anymore? And why hasn't anyone made something with as much cultural relevance to Australia despite not needing a lot of money to do so along with being able to reach a wider audience more easily through the internet?
>And why hasn't anyone made something with as much cultural relevance to Australia despite not needing a lot of money to do so along with being able to reach a wider audience more easily through the internet?
the big Lez show
I had to look up what that is. It's certainly had a lot of views on youtube but I don't think it has any significant cultural impact or relevance.
Seems to have ended years ago, why haven't the creators done anything since?
It was just one guy animating and voicing the whole thing. He put out a webseries last year but has a regular job now.
>He put out a webseries last year but has a regular job now.
Damn, 235 million views and wasn't able to translate it into further financing or industry work. Depressing.
he's made a shitheap of money from it, and it was a passion project, he was beholden to no one and did exactly what he wanted and ended it when he wanted
the creator has, and frankly if you're Australian and haven't heard about the big Lez show then I'm seriously shocked, and it has had a huge cultural impact and is one of the most Australian things ever made
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>the creator has, and frankly if you're Australian and haven't heard about the big Lez show then I'm seriously shocked, and it has had a huge cultural impact
On which demographic? Did you need to be in high school when it was being made?
I wasn't, I was in my 20's when it was being made, watch the Mike Nolan episodes I posted and you'll see what I mean, the guy captures what it is to be an Australian
I had a look and yeah, that footy thing is pretty Australian. I would've been in my late 20s - early 30s when it was a thing so maybe I just missed it. I have seen some images with that art style here but assumed they were just like rage comic shit or something.
>suburban Aussie culture
From the 90s and early 2000s. Shits unrecognizable now.
Reddit country. Thats why
Lake Mungo and Loved Ones are kino
lads i haven't voted in a decade but i want to vote no. I know registering to vote is a trap and i will get fined for missing elections im also lazy asf and don't want to put any effort in if its required to vote. what do? I have gotten text messages saying i didn't vote but i ignore them and nothing happens but i don't want to poke the bear
Nah for but real though
>Most developed country in the Southern Hemisphere
>Far away enough from the bullshit of European Union collective political action (read jacking your electricity prices bc Russia) and the US and Canada's generally collapsing shithole societies
>Unmatched un punching above our weight as a sporting nation, regularly take home golds and teach the old world how cricket and Rugby is meant to be played
>Free and equal healthcare system that actually works, same day service and quality around the nation, unlike the pathetic NHS
>A national cuisine second to none in the world, with the best aspects of multicultural cuisine among an immigrant population who actually assimilate into the dominant culture while still retaining what made theirs unique originally
>Bahn Mi, Pad See Ew, world class pizza and pasta plus burgers and the greatest pub feeds on the planet all within walking distance from each other
>Unmatched religious tolerance
>A workforce paid better and protected greater than any other country on earth >Work always available if you want it
>Purchasing power for the average citizen incredible for the hours worked
>Good services, intact infrastructure, corporations mostly kept in check by a relatively uncorrupt government
>Natural landscape a thing to behold, unbelievable variety of scenery and sheer beauty
>Most unique wildlife in the world, natural biomes unlike anywhere else on earth
>Most liveable cities on earth
>Beaches the best on earth
>Weather best on earth
Face it, Australia is genuinely the greatest country on earth, and the only reason you’ll disagree is because you wish you lived there
>jacking your electricity prices bc Russia
we have the highest electricity prices on earth but yeah I love the place too
>this time last year $800
>this year $1200
im getting the fricking ombudsman
>read jacking your electricity prices bc Russia
I see you haven't seen Australian power bills.
landscape a thing to behold, unbelievable variety of scenery and sheer beauty
It's brown, dry, and dead.
Filtered.
um anon?
any fellow /fingered/bros here?
I was a jungchad, show went way downhill after he left
What are all your thoughts on Aunty Donna?
terrible
Some of their youtube skits are okay. Their tv shows are awful.
Its extremely hard to get investments and there are many GOOD film studios here, what happens is you need to spend your own money to make a film and then get it sold to a pozzed israelite american company.
DO NOT EVER GET AUSTRALIAN FILM GRANTS they will force you to pozz everything up, its not even worth the effort
aussies will never make a film as good as this ever again
Australia is a cultural wasteland. A population of dying decaying boomers and managerial homosexuals content with a country that shovels in migrants to prop up the housing market ponzi scheme. There's no vision in this country, it's just an economic production zone and our only culture is essentially laundered via binge drinking and derelict public housing criminals.
There's plenty of auskino you just need to appreciate the fact it's not hollywood, there aren't as many films made here.
for me