Because everyone is sick and fricking tired of Hollywood raping and destroying beloved franchises. Fallen Kingdom was the Jurassic Park equivalent of The Last Jedi and the writing is on the wall for this to be the same kind of moronic mess as The Rise of Skywalker as a result.
Because Fallen Kingdom was ass. >oh boo hoo the little girl is a test tube baby and rich fricks are buying dinosaurs
Like goddamn, I didn't like anti-rich social commentary in TLJ and I didn't like it here. I watched Jurassic Park for dino scifi and horror. The humans are there to be meat sacks and run in fear, I don't give a frick about Chinese billionaires buying stegosaurus babies for exotic soups or clone kids being sad they don't have a mom. I want fricking dinosaurs eating people.
The people at the auction that bought some managed to leave before, and then made more. Also, some of the ones that escaped were captured by rival corporations and the government to also make more. Plus, they started breeding out of control somehow. Just a guess based on the trailers and the shitty JW Evolution 2 game
The auction had a bunch sold before they opened the cages and Biosyn/Dodgson's company has released a ton into the wild to drive down Ingen's stock price.
Ingen/Masrani don't even exist anymore after the whole Jurassic World incident.
The story of this one is that Wu fricked off with Biosyn and they brought back ancient locusts that are now eating all the crops worlwide so they have to find a way to stop those locusts.
The trailer makes it appear to be 2 hours of really fast Dinos chasing and leaping at the main stars and somehow failing to bite any of them.
We have probably explored that scenario enough by now. Sure some secondary characters will get dramatically chomped, and nobodies will die all over the place, but whatever.
Even if these Dinos (implausibly) bred like jackrabbits, the Chinks would simply eat them all and rub their powdered horns on their wangs.
Fallen Kingdom is a strong contender for dumbest movie of all time, and based on the premise being marketed with this one it is shaping up to be even dumber.
Bruh i saw the trailer in theatres. Looks like sin city but in color and with dinosaurs. Pure money grab. Riding out contracts. Totally soulless. I think this will inspire more kids to be Harley Davidson riders over paleontologist.
>lol somehow dinosaurs took over nature in like 10 years
Even if they had some crazy advanced breeding gene it would take centuries if not thousands of years for such species to spread
And that’s without knowing how they’d even survive eating animals and plants entirely alien to their biology
Oh yeah and let us not forget that humans have fricking guns and gets abs missiles and there’s literally no fricking way 100 dinosaurs could spread all over the world I just a couple of years
everyone was underwhelmed by the reboot
I doubt that's the problem. People still wanted to see Fallen Kingdom after JW.
I think I've watched both trailers and I still don't understand what's the story.
it looks like a James Bond movie
>People still wanted to see Fallen Kingdom after JW.
No, they didn't.
>Why there is zero hype for this movie?
I have a finite level of hype per year and I've invested all my remaining hype for this year into Avatar 2.
because it looks stupid as frick
I swear there is a token nigress in every single new film. Even Northman.
The last one was terrible and the left/women hate Chris Pratt now.
Because everyone is sick and fricking tired of Hollywood raping and destroying beloved franchises. Fallen Kingdom was the Jurassic Park equivalent of The Last Jedi and the writing is on the wall for this to be the same kind of moronic mess as The Rise of Skywalker as a result.
I HATE BLACK PEOPLE
STOP PUTTING THEM ON MOVIE COVERS AND I WILL WATCH YOUR MOVIE
When as the last time there was hype for any movie
avatar 2
>When as the last time there was hype for any movie
Avatar The Way of Water. Before that, Spider Man No Way Home
Because Fallen Kingdom was ass.
>oh boo hoo the little girl is a test tube baby and rich fricks are buying dinosaurs
Like goddamn, I didn't like anti-rich social commentary in TLJ and I didn't like it here. I watched Jurassic Park for dino scifi and horror. The humans are there to be meat sacks and run in fear, I don't give a frick about Chinese billionaires buying stegosaurus babies for exotic soups or clone kids being sad they don't have a mom. I want fricking dinosaurs eating people.
is this what happened?
i remember a volcano
They had to save the animals for extinction I guess but it was all a ruse to sell them to greedy buisness interests
The movie ends with Dino escape in le creepy old spooky house into the wild
It was beyond awful
The destroyed park was the best part of that movie.
They think people got attached to that smart raptor c**t so they made a movie about rescuing its baby
Nobody gives a frick about that animal lmao
Anyone else like the teen from this movie?
I forgot her name but I found a pic
How did the dinosaurs, released in California, spread all over the world?
The people at the auction that bought some managed to leave before, and then made more. Also, some of the ones that escaped were captured by rival corporations and the government to also make more. Plus, they started breeding out of control somehow. Just a guess based on the trailers and the shitty JW Evolution 2 game
still doesn't make any sense
they're dumb animals and most are too big to go unnoticed, declare open season and they'd all be dead in no time
even the smartest raptor is like chimp tier intelligence, maybe not even that
I never said it was a very good premise, just what the reasons appear to be.
So is this shit supposed to be resident evil but with dinos?
The auction had a bunch sold before they opened the cages and Biosyn/Dodgson's company has released a ton into the wild to drive down Ingen's stock price.
>drive down Ingen's stock price.
Ingen/Masrani don't even exist anymore after the whole Jurassic World incident.
The story of this one is that Wu fricked off with Biosyn and they brought back ancient locusts that are now eating all the crops worlwide so they have to find a way to stop those locusts.
Yes the movie is gonna be that moronic.
Also they released like 20 of them but somehow in 5 years or so they took over the entire world.
It makes me fricking angry. It doesn't make any sense. I geniunely don't want to see this movie because of that.
Too many white people.
Prehistoric Planet made it look silly.
is this a documentary or a movie?
non JP dinosaur property when
Who owns the rights to Carnosaur these days?
I completely forget about it every time I see something about it
I'll probably forget this thread in 10 minutes
The trailer makes it appear to be 2 hours of really fast Dinos chasing and leaping at the main stars and somehow failing to bite any of them.
We have probably explored that scenario enough by now. Sure some secondary characters will get dramatically chomped, and nobodies will die all over the place, but whatever.
Even if these Dinos (implausibly) bred like jackrabbits, the Chinks would simply eat them all and rub their powdered horns on their wangs.
Also no tropical island setting.
This will flop hard.
The previous 2 sucking might have something to do with it
Fallen Kingdom is a strong contender for dumbest movie of all time, and based on the premise being marketed with this one it is shaping up to be even dumber.
Dammit that hdmi thread git deleted. 🙁
Bruh i saw the trailer in theatres. Looks like sin city but in color and with dinosaurs. Pure money grab. Riding out contracts. Totally soulless. I think this will inspire more kids to be Harley Davidson riders over paleontologist.
I swear when i first saw the dinosaur in the snow in the trailer i thought it was a documentary until i saw Chris Pratt. The CGI looks like dogshit
I'll watch it for Sam Neill. He's in all the best ones in this series.
I'll watch anything with Sam Neill and I still have trepidation for this one
The previous movie was so incredibly shit that it destroyed any curiosity in the franchise
This. It’s TLJ all over again.
>lol somehow dinosaurs took over nature in like 10 years
Even if they had some crazy advanced breeding gene it would take centuries if not thousands of years for such species to spread
And that’s without knowing how they’d even survive eating animals and plants entirely alien to their biology
Oh yeah and let us not forget that humans have fricking guns and gets abs missiles and there’s literally no fricking way 100 dinosaurs could spread all over the world I just a couple of years
There were like two dozen dinos left alive tops at the end of Fallen Kingdom, how in the next movie are Dinosaurs everywhere?
Been reading Jurassic Park. Pretty good horror story about bureaucracy and little dinos eating babies
cause it's the third one
Today I will remind them
There's only one good movie in the series, that's why
These movies are trash dude. Why would I be excited for this. First movie was okay, anything after that is just dog shit.
Because coming from someone who liked the first of the reboot, that second one was franchise killingly bad
Does Chris Pratt suck that bad that they had to bring back the original trio?
Black person fatigue
The series jumped the shark by the second movie, and I mean Lost World not whatever this World series is.