It was shit because there were clearly multiple executives with very different ideas of what the movie should be pulling it in different directions, most notably with the high school parts dragging on way too long
i'm convinced anybody who thinks this was a good film is just blinded by their desire to frick the protagonist
I'll be first to admit that chick is cute as frick, but it's not just physical. Why do you think feminist c**ts always get pissy when men tell them they should smile more? It makes a woman tenfold more attractive, because sweet innocent optimism is the opposite of jaded prostitute with a thousand wiener stare. It's a natural, pleasing and attractive feminine trait the shitty culture they're trying to create is completely devoid of. So it is blinding as the rising sun when you do finally see it. One of the major reasons Boxxy BTFO'd Cinemaphile back in the day, and to a lesser extent ponies later on.
But as perfect casting and performance as that was, she wasn't the only good thing about the film itself. That movie, regardless of any imperfections and shitty CGI that would normally be annoying as frick, is just good G-rated fun. Sure you got Dad-joke tier gags, but it's upbeat and some of the story and sets are surprisingly good. I'd say the temples and traps give the new Tomb Raider a run for their money in terms of cool factor.
Also educational. Congratulations, y'all now know what a fricking sluice gate is. You didn't notice, but your brain did.
>posted from my iPhone
You also forgot to mention you're a vegan, but I'm sure Apple will automatically add that to the end of your messages on the overpriced "new" model to save you time.
>thinks boxxy is anything but absolute reddit trash in soul
2 years ago
Anonymous
>boxxy >reddit >ffs >anything I don't like is reddit >clueless that nobody actually gives a frick about reddit >hilarious that cute, innocent little Boxxy makes you so mad though
2 years ago
Anonymous
silence, candy-ass
2 years ago
Anonymous
>the kikigay thinks the queen of /b/ is reddit
lmao of course you do you absolute cancer, way to out yourself
2 years ago
Anonymous
>seeing pride in being the queen of a pile of rubbish
lmao, fricking midgays
2 years ago
Anonymous
>boxxy >reddit >ffs >anything I don't like is reddit >clueless that nobody actually gives a frick about reddit >hilarious that cute, innocent little Boxxy makes you so mad though
Is that Shoe on Head or the girl her husband left her for?
2 years ago
Anonymous
lol neither of those prostitutes is good enough to kiss Boxxy's feet. Boxxy is Queen, Always and Forever.
2 years ago
Anonymous
literally who? The whole boxxy phenomenon goes completely over my head
When I heard they were making it I just rolled my eyes, because just another bottom of the barrel IP they're going to try to exploit because they couldn't get the movie rights to Candy Crush or something. This is when Emoji Movie and shit was the norm. Can't believe it's actually watchable, fun, and any thought went into it whatsoever. If that's all it was that would be a fricking miracle, but it's actually better than that.
Casting
You know
she a cute
Moner boner
It's pronounced mo-NARE you sick frick! And she changed her name to Merced because of sick fricks like you!
>Why was it great?
who's the target audience for this movie?
blacked subscribers
E for Everyone.
It wasn't pushing any agenda. They just made a fun adventure movie like we used to get all the time.
It was shit because there were clearly multiple executives with very different ideas of what the movie should be pulling it in different directions, most notably with the high school parts dragging on way too long
i'm convinced anybody who thinks this was a good film is just blinded by their desire to frick the protagonist
true, I was ready to like the movie a lot. But the content itself wasn't good enough
the same reason the sonic movies are great.
theyre classical movies meant to entertain their target audience.
Everyone likes her
did they do something with her makeup or hair in this film? She looks different
they went for the mexican maisie look
whatever that is
Dumb comparison. Maisie is ugly as frick.
exactly
Exactly why it's a dumb comparison
I don't know, they look pretty much the same.
you can see in kiki's eyes the disdain for every single word this goblina mutters through her breath
Mogged
Why was Dora hot?
Everybody loves LaTeenAss
Okay that was clever and I lol'd.
Have a (you).
The one and only
Perfect 10
post it
Wow similar hairstyle, who cares?
Maisie is ugly
So what? Nothing wrong with her looking like Maisie
sisters
she moan for me
I'll be first to admit that chick is cute as frick, but it's not just physical. Why do you think feminist c**ts always get pissy when men tell them they should smile more? It makes a woman tenfold more attractive, because sweet innocent optimism is the opposite of jaded prostitute with a thousand wiener stare. It's a natural, pleasing and attractive feminine trait the shitty culture they're trying to create is completely devoid of. So it is blinding as the rising sun when you do finally see it. One of the major reasons Boxxy BTFO'd Cinemaphile back in the day, and to a lesser extent ponies later on.
But as perfect casting and performance as that was, she wasn't the only good thing about the film itself. That movie, regardless of any imperfections and shitty CGI that would normally be annoying as frick, is just good G-rated fun. Sure you got Dad-joke tier gags, but it's upbeat and some of the story and sets are surprisingly good. I'd say the temples and traps give the new Tomb Raider a run for their money in terms of cool factor.
Also educational. Congratulations, y'all now know what a fricking sluice gate is. You didn't notice, but your brain did.
the poop song was surprisingly good
holy reddit
Holy twit-length, uncapitalised, unpunctuated phone posting.
>gets called out
>babbles more gibberish
kek
>posted from my iPhone
You also forgot to mention you're a vegan, but I'm sure Apple will automatically add that to the end of your messages on the overpriced "new" model to save you time.
>doubles down on the gibberish
You seem upset.
like I said, reddit is the 3rd door to the right
Oh child ...
>thinks boxxy is anything but absolute reddit trash in soul
>boxxy
>reddit
>ffs
>anything I don't like is reddit
>clueless that nobody actually gives a frick about reddit
>hilarious that cute, innocent little Boxxy makes you so mad though
silence, candy-ass
>the kikigay thinks the queen of /b/ is reddit
lmao of course you do you absolute cancer, way to out yourself
>seeing pride in being the queen of a pile of rubbish
lmao, fricking midgays
Is that Shoe on Head or the girl her husband left her for?
lol neither of those prostitutes is good enough to kiss Boxxy's feet. Boxxy is Queen, Always and Forever.
literally who? The whole boxxy phenomenon goes completely over my head
.t jealous roastie punta b***h.
Keep taking bait c**t prostitute underage frick bag
if that's bait then I'm the queen of mexico
hairy
just how I like it. I want to live in there and pretend I'm in the rain forest
One of the first examples of a forced meme back in the day
>Haha bro Boxxy amirite?! I'm an oldgay! No I didn't just Google "Cinemaphile memes" what do you mean?
she qt
its weird that this movie even mad because the franchise is something i didnt think could be made into something interesting
When I heard they were making it I just rolled my eyes, because just another bottom of the barrel IP they're going to try to exploit because they couldn't get the movie rights to Candy Crush or something. This is when Emoji Movie and shit was the norm. Can't believe it's actually watchable, fun, and any thought went into it whatsoever. If that's all it was that would be a fricking miracle, but it's actually better than that.
maisie a prostitute
whora a maisie
This little bawd (dora not boxxy) filmed in my city last year, I think her trailer was 10 minute walk from my house.
>newbies not understanding the love and power of Boxxy
>caring what boxxy thinks
bumping for kiki
Based Ella Hollywood
don't answer to mentally ill homosexual kikiBlack person
the definition of being a cuck still slips through your mind