Why was she made a juror at Cannes?
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She's an angry man
>Why is that one Muppet made out of leather?
damn she's even dressing like a grandma already
She's got the wrinkly face for one.
because it's funny
Paul Dano's pronoun is he/him
my boy dano lookin' muh-frickin CLASSIC in that fit
They wanted neuro-divergent representation.
They thought they were ordering some cheese for the catering and she showed up
Black dress is beautiful and feminine, the overalls are atrocious and undignified
It only shows how little credibility they have making someone as talentless and devoid of any good performances like Brie a juror.
They should take you as a juror next year anon, I completely agree
I'd rather stay home with my piss bottles thank you
Just bring them with you
She has zero femininity. It's so unsettling.
this homie still scared of girls lmao
The thing is Brie doesn't resemble a female at all.
>homie is scared of a 40 pound humanoid
lmao
Dude, she has famously fricked up feet.
>im gonna say homie and pretend to be a guy to mask me acting like a girl
breasts or gtfo. brie has zero felinity and it's obvious and one of the main reasons why she acts like such a miserable c**t all the time.
>brie has zero felinity
how wrong you are
>that mug
>those thin lipe
>those arms
>those big knuckles
This makes your pp hard? I have some bad news for you anon....
>d-dude knuckles
that's the best you could come up with?
soggy knees too and she's a bad actress
Rarely do you see such a joyless smile
I doubt she's ever felt joy to begin with
Reminds me of Hunter Schaefer.
she looks like dylan mulvaney
Facial blindness. She looks like Heath Ledger.
She is 33 years old. She looks 55. How is that fricking possible ??
What was that facial expression meant to convey to Dano
What's going on with her big toe
Holy shit! What the frick!!??
Larson was legitimately mindbroken by autists on Cinemaphile calling her a flat-assed hag
Considering how many celebrities, especially women have buckled under the pressure and deleted their socials over less, I think she did ok.
I also have the feeling she likes the trolls.
Shut up gay
you're not wrong
why is she so moronic
She is full of herself and out of touch.
yeah becasue she comes here and reads the posts all the time
not
gee I wonder who could be behind this post
BRIE go to bed.
>toe nail
it's a free country, brother.
It feels good being a titty-man. Feet and ass can burn in hell.
I actually like her post-workout ass. Feet are gimped but I'm guessing it runs in the family.
Most of these things are genetic.
She is flat though.
Bad genes.
Why does she looks so bad?
To filter out superficial people.
heckin cute
I love my wife
this is 10-year-old footage lol
absolute state of simps
True love is eternal
She's honestly atrocious, cherry picked, shopped pics don't change the fact she has fake breasts and a very strange body with granny legs.
stop humblebragging brie we're not buying it
the body of a 75-year-old retiree who speed walks everyday to Walgreens
How can she be 9/10 hot in the left picture and not on the right? How ?
wardrobe makes a huge difference unless you're in the 5% who can rock anything
>if you’re having a hard time growing your own breasts, store bought is fine
Fricking hanging breasts. Too old!!!
low test
>low test
No, just normal
Also. If i were hIGh tEsT id still notice that those breasts were sub-par & be like "frick it"
9/10? She looks like a tired and unhealthy.
post body
My job is not dependent on my physical appearance like an actress
so it's acceptable to be unhealthy if you're not a celebrity?
>he thinks an actor's job is solely tied to his or her looks
>He doesn't know actresses are cast aside at 25 unless they are top 1% of talent.
hopefully that's what happens so that moron stops making these threads
only you mutts care about celebrity gossip
Americans live rent free in your head lmao. It's women who care about celebrities.
so why is this sperg obsessing over someone who doesn't even know he exists? just hatefap to her already and talk about something more interesting
We all are, some are just too afraid to admit it. I started off as a hater too.
welcome to the club
go see fast sex
He didn't mention anything about Americans, anon you are the one who brought it up out of no where, you are the one obsessed.
Brie has neither looks or acting talent. So why does she have a career?
I'm male with gyno and have wider hips than her
she looks like the kind of girls that dont shower and wear ultra baggy clothes for some reason
like billie ellish but with a methhead body/hairline instead of milkers
These threads make me kind of ashamed of the fact that I thought she was attractive in Scott Pilgrim.
you're probably the only person who did find her hot at any point in time
>she
She looks like a troony Elon Musk
>a juror
wtf they have trials?
she's a cinephile with an oscar, not exactly rocket science
>she's a cinephile
Please be serious.
Except that JLaw is attractive, a good actress, and normal.
Jlaw's a Harvey girl with a put-on pick me personality. Brie's spiel about movie critics was cringey but she's authentic.
And? JLaw is still the better actress between the two.
No need to be defensive, it's just the truth.
It's just fact. Even Cinemaphile admits that Jennifer has good performances. Never seen that for Brie.
lol
https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/40305370/#40305370
newbie: the post
She walked so Brie could run.
JL confirmed for stupid
Oscar and pedo bait
how is this pedo bait? you never had a mother?
Cinemaphile hates their mothers newbie
speak for yourself
Great movie tbh
Yup, the kid did pretty well too. Shame he had to tarnish his career thereafter with that Shane Black Predator.
That was so cringe. How did she win an Oscar?!
Human emotions aren't cringe, you're just autistic.
Her reaction and delivery was not realistic or convincing at all.
You wouldn't know realistic from fake either way.
you should get an oscar for worst takes on Cinemaphile
Her face seems made of latex -as feels the texture of that whole clip. gay
you don't have a clue about anything
try out sharknado for some good acting
Ive already seen Giant
Her performance is youtube skit tier.
>cinephile
her arms look like two sharks hanging off her frame...
Yikes.
>being objectified
>is an actress
Ribrianne vs Brianne
who's your money on?
She's cute and talented
How come people here claim to hate her but threads about her are always so popular and full of people saying how much they want to frick her or get dommed by her or other random shit?
I think Cinemaphile is obsessed with her because she seems like she's on the spectrum. She hasn't really done anything to warrant obsessive love or hate.
She had an "activist moment" like 7 years ago or something and since then there's a thread about her all the time.
I dont think about her at all. Im just here now noticing her every foible along with you guys...
riiight
I dont need to prove myself to you
/tv/‘s relationship with Brie is complicated.
haven't heard of hate fricking have we nu gay
she elicits complicated emotions
She is attainable. The negative comments are Cinemaphile being tsundere for her. Who do you think the audience for her yoga videos was?
I loved that channel, shame she doesn't upload anymore
she started than channel when she really wasnt working much post Endgame. She has been working again lately, but when that drops off I bet she will post again
yeah i miss casual youtube brie so much it's unreal
I think there's a chance that content will return cause she seems to be done with most of her projects right now
Start a thread with a ham planet and you will have Americans wanting to frick it. It means nothing, there is always some lowest denominator among males willing to frick shitty women.
moron
Why is she even so popular?
Is this a psyop?
She's like Jlaw but the real deal
Why is anyone in Hollywood popular? Maybe if you discuss someone you give them that priviledge
She has that monkey face that was considered ultimate in 1977 -which is the thing that makes The Last Remake Of Beau Geste so hilarious
Gorgeous hardbody with a mature face. Great combo. I bet her butthole is very attractive and smells interesting.
do you think her trailer smelled funny when she was filming all those movies for months?
I bet it smelled like a combo of armpit and jolly rancher green apple.
How is Alison Brie aging so badly. There's so many women her age that looks way younger than her.
I'd say Alison was hotter in Community but didn't stand the test of time very well.
She'll always be Trudy to me.
Brie Larson looks like a man.
And you neither look nor act like one.
drugs I assume but possibly also alcohol as I did a Biology degree with mostly all women and graduated in 2016. I've looked up some of the girls from my class recently who are all around 30 now and most of them look dreadful. One of the girls in my class was even in miss America back when we were in college yet now she looks like a skeleton. None of them were into drugs but they were all very big into drinking and partying.
It is really really sad to watch her slam into the wall
she has an oscar
and I bet she's pretty intimidating in person
There's nothing all that intimidating about women unless you're like the sperg ITT
She sucks major wiener, she work it very fine and don't demand preambles, so everyone in the higher-ups love to see her because they know they're getting good head. Some even stay celibate for some days to better be serviced by her
Which confirm my case, we all know how oscars are given after the metoo event
Except she never #Metoo'd anyone. Ironically enough, she stood up for abused men when that thing was at its peak.
It's possible that some casting couch stuff was happening, since it's Hollywood, but she hasn't been in any Harvey movies.
So? It wasn't just Harvey, moron.
Yes it was.
>Except she never #Metoo'd anyone
Of course she didn't. Why would she burn out the privileges she achieved by sucking the mad wiener she sucks?
Oh, wow. Are you in or something? I'll frick you in the ass to be an extra with a line
>Why would she burn out the privileges she achieved
Everyone else did it. She decided to point out not only women can go through this.
Also, 99% of her roles were in small indie productions that don't pay that well.
>Everyone else did it
I wonder how many of those are jurors at Cannes
Oh yes, none. Fricking none. You're daft, baiting or in on it.
Why would you assume the metoo movement tanks careers when if anything, it was championed in Hollywood?
> it was championed in Hollywood
Oh yes, what a merit for that den of degenerates. "We burned a witch!" Meanwhile
>women can't achieve a sliver of success in life without sucking dick
FTFY. Referring to Fraser is a false equivalence. And we don't know how many ass he ate either. But he's actually lovable too, so I'll not pursue any more slandering on him.
Fact remains, if she had an experience that merited a MeToo, she would've most likely shared it. The Brendan thing is just evidence of how unpredictable Oscar wins can be.
You can stay on the opinion that women can't make it in the biz without sucking cawx, but I view that as cynical more than it's applicable in all situations.
>people can't achieve a sliver of success in life without sucking dick
Jesus Christ anon an Oscar is just a statuette. Brendon Fraser got one when none of us expected it. It's not that big a deal.
Cannes was always worthless like that. You can look up who else was already part of the jury if you want to be even angrier.
>former members of Cannes' jury who decided who won a golden french tree
Ava DuVernay
Nastassja Kinski
Anjelica Huston
Whoopi Goldberg
Jaime Lee Curtis
Mira Sorvino
MC Solaar
Jeff Goldblum
Charlotte Gainsbourg
Sharon Stone
Michelle Yeoh
Kate Beckinsale
>Nastassja Kinski
>Jaime Lee Curtis
My sides...
classic dano on the left
Is that a recent picture? I thought she fixed her disgusting fungus toes
>fungus nails in full view
why does this troony keep doing this
I mean it when I say this she is absolutely disgusting and looks diseased.
>I mean it when I say
should've kept that part out, too obvious you don't mean it
Too many morons in this thread think people are "tsundere"
so frick off, she looks like a hag
sure
she's back to the same weight that she was when she was a pop singer and was flat as a board. still has big breasts now, confirmed for fake?
she literally always had those breasts
look at videos or pics her when she was a pop singer. pic related is her a year apart. i get that she is probably wearing a pushup in the second but she was literally flat as a board a year before
>breasts clearly obstructed
>she's flat
well yeah, no shit, clothes make a difference just like here
and here
there's old shows/movies where you can tell her breasts are consistently the same
i'm literally talking about when she was a pop singer. she went from being completely flat while wearing tank tops to having bolt on looking breasts in her leaks. i'm just throwin it out there that it's entirely possible they're fake. i know real perfect tiddies exist
she was like 17 or 18 then
but she also said she used to wear tight bras on purpose because breasts drew too much attention
it's on her 31st birthday video
She's a rude c**t who won on Oscar, so basically a Frenchwoman.
>rude
I've dated much worse tbh. If her rudeness extends to accidentally touching Don Cheadle she's pretty lightweight.
Then don't date gays.
You meme but I don't think Cinemaphile is redpilled on just how awful women can be. I'm desensitized to small shit like some actress making a cringey lip sync to Imagine or having a ""fight""" with her co-stars.
yep, this is going into my "Brie Larson is a Skinwalker" evidence folder.
We know they never undressed a woman, but one would expect that after seeing so many pics and videos the incels would understand how the outfits work
Looks more like salty gays and girls, also the leaked pics prove they're obviously natty